Happy Hours: The city government in Fort Collins consists of a bunch of drama queens. New Belgium Brewery is cool, and they should be sensitive about what goes into their beer, but I trust them to keep churning out a mass-produced micro-brew (yeah, I said it - Fat Tire is mass produced and it tastes like it)Coors does not have a brewery in Fort Collins.There are several other breweries here though. I drink Fort Collins water here every farking day. It's water. It's decent quality. This is a stupid story.One of these days though we're gonna erect a gigantic dam on the Poudre and we're gonna make everyone downstream die of thirst and I will laugh./I may be a little drunk
Jerkwater: Coors Banquet (along with Miller High Life) are the best cheap beers (i.e. available in a 30-pack) going, and I will happily drink either one all night. There.
RogermcAllen: I feel like they should just release a year's worth of special smokey brews and laugh all the way to the bank.Seriously, I would definitely buy a beer made with smoked water. If they brew up some nice once in a lifetime dark malty beers like Porters and RIS they will make a killing. Put some on oak, put some in bourbon barrels, put some with vanilla, put some with cherries, collaborate with DFS for one, collaborate with Stone for another, and wait a year. Put most of it in bombers with wax on the cap, hold a release party to serve the rest kegged, and just rake in the money.
Bruxellensis: taste the rockies!
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