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		Stop me if you've heard this one: A short bus and a logging truck are driving through the same intersection (ramblingbeachcat.com)		19
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vudukungfu		2012-08-30 10:25:20 AM

That's a big potato.

Gnarwhal		2012-08-30 10:40:13 AM

abhorrent1		2012-08-30 10:40:42 AM

That's retarded

opiumpoopy		2012-08-30 10:41:02 AM

Was the bus short before it met the truck?

/ DNRTFA

mytdawg		2012-08-30 10:44:10 AM

I thought for sure it would be a church bus. They are always involved in bizarre accidents.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2012-08-30 10:45:01 AM

That's terrible, subby. The logs can eventually be turned into something positive in the workplace.

/I kid

THX 1138		2012-08-30 10:45:54 AM

Meanwhile, 69-year-old log truck driver James Roberts was arriving with a load of wood...

According to the Charleston Post & Courier, James Robertson was charged with making an illegal left hand turn...

Are these two different people, or was the author one of the passengers on that short bus?

ICDedPpl		2012-08-30 10:57:00 AM

abhorrent1: That's retarded

[ threadjack ]
So a friend on facebook posted this pic. Below was my reply. Thought it was funny and worth sharing.
weknowmemes.com

Okay, I love ya bro, but I have a problem with this. Maybe I just have a problem with the awesome flexibility of the English language. But if I took the time to photoshop a picture of Dick Van Dyke, a private eye, a penis, and a guy bare-ass farting on his passed out drunk friend's face, no matter how you slice it, they are all Dicks. Even if one of the terms is insulting, the word itself can have multiple definitions. Now, I'm not calling the person in the pic retarded, but technically speaking, that term was specifically generated to describe people in the top pic way the hell before the bottom pic. Cool kids like us took it to the next level, kicked it up a notch, and started to call 'em as we see 'em. Snookie, jackass slacker lazy mofo's with their pants below their ass, and dicks who fart on their friends faces are all retarded. The same thing goes for calling people gay. Just because someone prefers spending their free time in a fudge packing facility is now offended when someone calls a straight person gay for doing something completely retarded, we're supposed to stop using those words. Sh*t, man, one of the best features of our language is the fact that we have Homonyms. Wait a sec.... Isn't it ironic that gay is a homonym? Sorry, I digress.... In no way do I condone the calling of someone with a disability a retard. Unless they are bare-ass farting on a passed out drunk friend's face. Even then, I wouldn't want him to take it the wrong way and think I'm calling him retarded due to his condition. So I'd probably just call him gay.

[ /threadjack ]

USCLaw2010		2012-08-30 11:00:02 AM

Final Destination: Potato

WarszawaScream		2012-08-30 11:00:45 AM

ICDedPpl: Okay, I love ya bro, but I have a problem with this. Maybe I just have a problem with the awesome flexibility of the English language. But if I took the time to photoshop a picture of Dick Van Dyke, a private eye, a penis, and a guy bare-ass farting on his passed out drunk friend's face, no matter how you slice it, they are all Dicks. Even if one of the terms is insulting, the word itself can have multiple definitions. Now, I'm not calling the person in the pic retarded, but technically speaking, that term was specifically generated to describe people in the top pic way the hell before the bottom pic. Cool kids like us took it to the next level, kicked it up a notch, and started to call 'em as we see 'em. Snookie, jackass slacker lazy mofo's with their pants below their ass, and dicks who fart on their friends faces are all retarded. The same thing goes for calling people gay. Just because someone prefers spending their free time in a fudge packing facility is now offended when someone calls a straight person gay for doing something completely retarded, we're supposed to stop using those words. Sh*t, man, one of the best features of our language is the fact that we have Homonyms. Wait a sec.... Isn't it ironic that gay is a homonym? Sorry, I digress.... In no way do I condone the calling of someone with a disability a retard. Unless they are bare-ass farting on a passed out drunk friend's face. Even then, I wouldn't want him to take it the wrong way and think I'm calling him retarded due to his condition. So I'd probably just call him gay.

*APPLAUSE*

JackieRabbit		2012-08-30 11:00:56 AM

OHMYGERD!!! ATTACK TREES!!!

Bruce Campbell Said So		2012-08-30 11:16:18 AM

Did he hit them hard enough to knock out that extra chromosome?

dancindan84		2012-08-30 11:26:15 AM

Should have gone with a variation of the graveyard accident joke.

"Accident between bus and truck. Dozens of children involved need wheelchairs."

The Onion is prophetic		2012-08-30 11:30:18 AM

H/T to THX 1138 of Fark.com for catching my mistake on the truck driver's name. My blog still sucks, but at least now it's accurate :b

Hah!

vudukungfu		2012-08-30 11:31:22 AM

ICDedPpl: abhorrent1: That's retarded

[ threadjack ]
So a friend on facebook posted this pic. Below was my reply. Thought it was funny and worth sharing.
[weknowmemes.com image 401x713]

Okay, I love ya bro, but I have a problem with this. Maybe I just have a problem with the awesome flexibility of the English language. But if I took the time to photoshop a picture of Dick Van Dyke, a private eye, a penis, and a guy bare-ass farting on his passed out drunk friend's face, no matter how you slice it, they are all Dicks. Even if one of the terms is insulting, the word itself can have multiple definitions. Now, I'm not calling the person in the pic retarded, but technically speaking, that term was specifically generated to describe people in the top pic way the hell before the bottom pic. Cool kids like us took it to the next level, kicked it up a notch, and started to call 'em as we see 'em. Snookie, jackass slacker lazy mofo's with their pants below their ass, and dicks who fart on their friends faces are all retarded. The same thing goes for calling people gay. Just because someone prefers spending their free time in a fudge packing facility is now offended when someone calls a straight person gay for doing something completely retarded, we're supposed to stop using those words. Sh*t, man, one of the best features of our language is the fact that we have Homonyms. Wait a sec.... Isn't it ironic that gay is a homonym? Sorry, I digress.... In no way do I condone the calling of someone with a disability a retard. Unless they are bare-ass farting on a passed out drunk friend's face. Even then, I wouldn't want him to take it the wrong way and think I'm calling him retarded due to his condition. So I'd probably just call him gay.

[ /threadjack ]

Somebody purchase this good soul a month of TF.

THX 1138		2012-08-30 11:38:11 AM

The Onion is prophetic: H/T to THX 1138 of Fark.com for catching my mistake on the truck driver's name. My blog still sucks, but at least now it's accurate :b

Hah!

Sweeeeeeet. I feel so validated, I might go masturbate.