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(KTAR Phoenix)   Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer endorses President Obama at Republican National Convention   (ktar.com) divider line 117
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2012-08-30 12:28:40 AM  
Well, he did single handedly solve the problem of illegal immigration by using his time machine to cause the great recession.
 
2012-08-30 12:39:32 AM  
I'm seriously starting to suspect that the woman is senile. It would certainly explain a lot.
 
2012-08-30 12:46:11 AM  
This is hilarious. Nothing else.
 
2012-08-30 12:48:35 AM  
She's not senile; she's a massive drunk. She has some moments of actual clarity so I know she doesn't slur her words as a legit speech impediment.
 
2012-08-30 12:50:53 AM  
That's funny, but Obama will win anyway. Republicans in 2012 are like watching this hilarious train wreck in slow motion over months. I wonder what the new Republican Party will be like in 2013 after they slink away embarrassed and confused.
 
2012-08-30 12:54:51 AM  
Good lord, the people of Arizona voted for that thing?
 
2012-08-30 01:05:53 AM  
She was slurring her speech, my guess is that her whole brain has melted down and she is some sort of zombie.
 
2012-08-30 01:08:57 AM  

bdub77: She was slurring her speech, my guess is that her whole brain has melted down and she is some sort of zombie.


If I was elected to public office I'd never remember it because there would ALWAYS be vodka. ALWAYS
 
2012-08-30 01:19:00 AM  
That entire interview was hysterical. How drunk do you think she was?
 
2012-08-30 01:22:10 AM  

cretinbob: That entire interview was hysterical. How drunk do you think she was?


Drinking since breakfast drunk

/or as it's better known, Governor of Arizona drunk
 
2012-08-30 01:30:48 AM  
Ugh, what a horrible wig.

I don't know how in hell we elected Napolitano, and then got THAT. I mean, we got her after Janet left, but how did we RE-elect Jan Brewery?
 
2012-08-30 01:38:53 AM  
Holy shiat, check into a goddamn rehab, Gov.
 
2012-08-30 01:40:44 AM  
Did she say entertelligent?
 
2012-08-30 01:43:23 AM  
How utterly magnanimous of her. :)
 
2012-08-30 01:45:29 AM  
She said intergelliot.
 
2012-08-30 01:45:31 AM  

violentsalvation: Did she say entertelligent?


Ehrmahgerd!
 
2012-08-30 01:47:39 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: violentsalvation: Did she say entertelligent?

Ehrmahgerd!


Intergelliot at 2:12
 
2012-08-30 02:03:35 AM  

Confabulat: That's funny, but Obama will win anyway. Republicans in 2012 are like watching this hilarious train wreck in slow motion over months. I wonder what the new Republican Party will be like in 2013 after they slink away embarrassed and confused.


You're underestimating the power of The Old People... That ever-growing bubble of older voters who proudly vote Republican no matter what. The issues won't matter. Neither will the candidates.
 
2012-08-30 02:13:26 AM  
Paging Doctor Freud. Somebody found your slip.
 
2012-08-30 03:34:02 AM  
So what, she does a little bit of Quaaludes, a little bit of Whiskey, a little bit of coke, a little bit of Alzheimer, no reason to be so discriminatory against her.
 
2012-08-30 03:45:27 AM  
"I know that if President Obama is elected in November, which I hope that he is"

I'm going to have to rethink voting for Obama now.
 
2012-08-30 03:50:48 AM  

violentsalvation: Holy shiat, check into a goddamn rehab, Gov.


This is great.
 
2012-08-30 03:51:32 AM  

Confabulat: That's funny, but Obama will win anyway. Republicans in 2012 are like watching this hilarious train wreck in slow motion over months. I wonder what the new Republican Party will be like in 2013 after they slink away embarrassed and confused.


I don't know. Never underestimate your opponent.
 
2012-08-30 03:52:48 AM  
*gigglesnort*
 
2012-08-30 03:53:27 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: cretinbob: That entire interview was hysterical. How drunk do you think she was?

Drinking since breakfast drunk

/or as it's better known, Governor of Arizona drunk


A friend of mine had a theory that, in order to avoid getting a hangover, you had to be drinking 24/7, in bigger and smaller amounts, but you never had to stop.

/Of course, now they had to operate him because of his liver
 
2012-08-30 03:55:21 AM  

CygnusDarius: MaudlinMutantMollusk: cretinbob: That entire interview was hysterical. How drunk do you think she was?

Drinking since breakfast drunk

/or as it's better known, Governor of Arizona drunk

A friend of mine had a theory that, in order to avoid getting a hangover, you had to be drinking 24/7, in bigger and smaller amounts, but you never had to stop.

/Of course, now they had to operate him because of his liver


YOU LEAVE MY LIVER OUT OF THIS
 
2012-08-30 03:56:19 AM  
Has she always used the "My friends" line, or is she channeling Romney?
 
2012-08-30 03:58:30 AM  
I am absolutely flabbergasted.

Governor Leatherface Skeletor said something that actually makes sense and is supported by facts.

/Something something stopped clock.
//Hell will freeze over if she is on the correct side of any issue ever again.
 
2012-08-30 03:59:52 AM  
Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007 sympathizes.
 
mjg
2012-08-30 04:01:36 AM  
Seems Jan Brewer is watching HBO's Newsroom (see @ 2:30) where her earpiece 'does not work' - "Static".

/hope Stewart nails her on that one
 
2012-08-30 04:06:54 AM  

mjg: Seems Jan Brewer is watching HBO's Newsroom (see @ 2:30) where her earpiece 'does not work' - "Static".

/hope Stewart nails her on that one


Is he still on the air?

I haven't heard much from him lately.
 
2012-08-30 04:06:57 AM  
My god, she looks awful. I've seen carnival zombies on "Ghost Train" rides that look more lifelike and realistic than her face.
 
2012-08-30 04:07:14 AM  
Can't watch videos at work, however the still of the vid that shows her face makes me want to say, GOD THAT'S ONE UGLY biatch!!!

Of course, I'm too much of a gentleman to say that.
 
2012-08-30 04:09:27 AM  
Drunkeness like that on a national stage means someone no longer gives a fk... or something is happening in the background which is worse than whatever is occuring on the national stage, therefore someone no longer gives a fk.

Nobody died in her family recently, did they?
 
2012-08-30 04:09:32 AM  

CygnusDarius: MaudlinMutantMollusk: cretinbob: That entire interview was hysterical. How drunk do you think she was?

Drinking since breakfast drunk

/or as it's better known, Governor of Arizona drunk

A friend of mine had a theory that, in order to avoid getting a hangover, you had to be drinking 24/7, in bigger and smaller amounts, but you never had to stop.

/Of course, now they had to operate him because of his liver


Relevant
 
2012-08-30 04:10:07 AM  

Listened to the whole video. The first slip honestly sounded like a slip of the tongue. And her answers to the questions told me more about the technical issues than gave my any real answers.

That being said, she also sounds like a one-issue governor. All I hear is Eric Cartman yelling.

www.faniq.com

Secure our Borders!


/She still sounds drunk.
//Business drunk. The best kind of drunk.
 
2012-08-30 04:11:22 AM  
Isn't she the governor of the state that recently passed a law that states that life actually begins two weeks BEFORE conception due to a woman's ovulation cycle? I'm not sure I'd want that endorsement.
 
2012-08-30 04:11:46 AM  
It looks like someone stood behind her, grabbed ahold of both ears and started pulling backwards as hard as they could.
 
2012-08-30 04:14:10 AM  

Confabulat: That's funny, but Obama will win anyway. Republicans in 2012 are like watching this hilarious train wreck in slow motion over months. I wonder what the new Republican Party will be like in 2013 after they slink away embarrassed and confused.


They'll do what they always do: accuse Romney of not being "conservative enough", and then start campaigning for Ryan in '16 on the platform of "KILL EVERYONE BUT RYAN AND A FEW CHOSEN SLAVES TO SERVICE HIM!".
 
2012-08-30 04:14:10 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: It looks like someone stood behind her, grabbed ahold of both ears and started pulling backwards as hard as they could.


Thank you. The bill for my new monitor will be arriving soon.
 
2012-08-30 04:16:05 AM  
But you know something? At least she wasn't talking about handjobs like Ol Frothy was doing last night. Cuz the idea of Brewer giving out handjobs.....uggk....is........BLAAAARRRFFF!!!!
 
2012-08-30 04:18:12 AM  

Gyrfalcon: My god, she looks awful. I've seen carnival zombies on "Ghost Train" rides that look more lifelike and realistic than her face.


And this is why you should always use a moisturizer with SPF 20 or higher.
/The more you know :)
 
2012-08-30 04:18:29 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Confabulat: That's funny, but Obama will win anyway. Republicans in 2012 are like watching this hilarious train wreck in slow motion over months. I wonder what the new Republican Party will be like in 2013 after they slink away embarrassed and confused.

They'll do what they always do: accuse Romney of not being "conservative enough", and then start campaigning for Ryan in '16 on the platform of "KILL EVERYONE BUT RYAN AND A FEW CHOSEN SLAVES TO SERVICE HIM!".


That's not an accusation.
 
2012-08-30 04:18:43 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Confabulat: That's funny, but Obama will win anyway. Republicans in 2012 are like watching this hilarious train wreck in slow motion over months. I wonder what the new Republican Party will be like in 2013 after they slink away embarrassed and confused.

They'll do what they always do: accuse Romney of not being "conservative enough", and then start campaigning for Ryan in '16 on the platform of "KILL EVERYONE BUT RYAN AND A FEW CHOSEN SLAVES TO SERVICE HIM!".


You're probably right. "Why isn't our message resonating with more Americans?" "I know, let's go more EXTREME!!!"

/cue Poochie
 
2012-08-30 04:20:30 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Confabulat: That's funny, but Obama will win anyway. Republicans in 2012 are like watching this hilarious train wreck in slow motion over months. I wonder what the new Republican Party will be like in 2013 after they slink away embarrassed and confused.

They'll do what they always do: accuse Romney of not being "conservative enough", and then start campaigning for Ryan in '16 on the platform of "KILL EVERYONE BUT RYAN AND A FEW CHOSEN SLAVES TO SERVICE HIM!".


LOL, I laugh because it's true :/
 
2012-08-30 04:23:52 AM  
I have a 4 day weekend happening.

Will this hilarity continue so that I can keep laughing?

/please say yes
 
2012-08-30 04:32:35 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Bathia_Mapes: It looks like someone stood behind her, grabbed ahold of both ears and started pulling backwards as hard as they could.

Thank you. The bill for my new monitor will be arriving soon.


Heh!
 
2012-08-30 04:36:54 AM  
That biatch is a drunken zombie. I expect nothing less from the people of Arizona in their leader.

In all fairness, I'm a republican that will vote for obama for re-election. I mean, seriously, the dude invaded a foreign NUCLEAR nation to murder an individual and gave no farks about it. Obama is way more a true republican than Mitt Romney is.

/and the whole Mope thing, Mormons can't be president, neither can caotholics
 
2012-08-30 04:38:33 AM  
The elected official Jan Brewer
Has once again raised a quick furor
In a possibly sotty moment,
She endorsed her opponent
Her career juuuust might be in the sewer
 
2012-08-30 04:38:40 AM  

azmoviez: She's not senile; she's a massive drunk. She has some moments of actual clarity so I know she doesn't slur her words as a legit speech impediment.


If she's making massive swings form super belligerent to ridiculously loving and happy and positive I'd put my money on opiates. I've seen too many people that act that way and bounce back and forth when then are in need and then acquire to discount the possibility (likeliness)
 
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