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(Daily Mail)   News: Cute 20-year-old student survives grizzly bear attack by playing dead. Fark: She's cute (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 113
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2012-08-29 09:58:25 PM
Sorry miss. Next time use the crosswalk.
 
2012-08-29 10:01:35 PM
Bear Patrol would have prevented this.
 
2012-08-29 10:08:07 PM
Why is this a surprise? Bears aren't interested in cute girls.
 
2012-08-29 10:09:04 PM

NowhereMon: Bear Patrol would have prevented this.


i25.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-29 10:13:44 PM
Better yet, she's not dead

/she wants to take a walk
 
2012-08-30 12:00:26 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-30 12:12:40 AM
Wow she actually is cute. That's a rarity on fark.
 
2012-08-30 12:37:27 AM

bdub77: Wow she actually is cute. That's a rarity on fark.


Yeah, was wondering about that
Fark cute or actually cute.
Also whats with the pippa middleton tag?
 
2012-08-30 12:48:10 AM
Hey Booboo! This one is too cute, let's go find a pickanick basket or just eat other dumbass guy like last week, we're smarter than the average bears!
 
2012-08-30 02:12:19 AM

Nezorf: bdub77: Wow she actually is cute. That's a rarity on fark.

Yeah, was wondering about that
Fark cute or actually cute.
Also whats with the pippa middleton tag?


Guessing it is automatically generated from the link to pippa middleton's book article at the bottom.
 
2012-08-30 02:13:27 AM
Also included...a picture of what a bear might look like. An angry, terrifying bear.
 
2012-08-30 02:14:00 AM
That bear has giant genitalia.
 
2012-08-30 02:15:08 AM
I would ransack her picinic basket IYKWIMAITTYD
 
2012-08-30 02:19:50 AM

Tickle Mittens: I would ransack her picinic basket IYKWIMAITTYD


Holy shiat. I think I do.

Time to log off...
 
2012-08-30 02:20:48 AM
You said rape twice.
 
2012-08-30 02:20:52 AM
Cute? Cute? With a hand that gigantic? Plus, she spent the whole video waving to someone who wasn't there. 3/10.
 
2012-08-30 02:21:35 AM
Some days the bear eats you, some days the bear just bites your hand and knocks you down.
 
2012-08-30 02:21:36 AM
bdub77:

Wow she actually is cute. That's a rarity on fark.

But she's only 20. 2/5 of my age. Does that make me a bad person?
 
2012-08-30 02:23:26 AM
News, fark, plus she is cute.

Five skulls, subby. My highest rating.
 
2012-08-30 02:26:03 AM
The family of hiker Richard White of San Diego, eaten by a bear in Denali Park earlier this summer, had their terrible burden lifted by the knowledge that a cuter visitor to Alaska was spared a horrible death
 
2012-08-30 02:26:19 AM

The One True TheDavid: bdub77:

Wow she actually is cute. That's a rarity on fark.

But she's only 20. 2/5 of my age. Does that make me a bad person?


She's 20/23rds of my age. Ain't creepy for me.
 
2012-08-30 02:26:32 AM
I'd maul it.

/Did I do that right?
 
2012-08-30 02:27:01 AM
She looks... j u s t r i g h t.
 
2012-08-30 02:28:11 AM
She looks like a girl I dated who was also proficient at lying there like she was dead.
 
2012-08-30 02:28:29 AM
She can stay here for free too. Lindsay Lohan would just have to accept that.
 
2012-08-30 02:29:51 AM
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She is cute though.
 
2012-08-30 02:38:09 AM
They have grizzly bears in the UK? fark who would have guessed that.
 
2012-08-30 02:38:18 AM
i play dead in the bathroom at 2.30 am just to see if anybody notice
 
2012-08-30 02:39:56 AM
I love it, she was with a male colleague. That is the ultimate cock block.

Him: Hey let's go on a hike this weekend.
Her: OK ;-)
Him: (thinking) I'm gonna get me some!
Bear: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH
 
2012-08-30 02:40:15 AM
with that pic you can't tell one way or the other

but it does look like she's missing a couple of things
 
2012-08-30 02:40:23 AM

bdub77: Wow she actually is cute. That's a rarity on fark.


But! She's a girl.
 
2012-08-30 02:42:35 AM

The One True TheDavid: Does that make me a bad person?


no, but it makes you old as hell
 
2012-08-30 02:43:09 AM
farm1.static.flickr.com

Hot like her knees
 
2012-08-30 02:43:44 AM
She is kinda cute. Was she menstruating?
 
2012-08-30 02:44:15 AM
Holy Hell, a fark link with the words "cute girl" leads to an article featuring a cute girl.

Is this real life?
 
2012-08-30 02:47:44 AM

sgt neeley: Holy Hell, a fark link with the words "cute girl" leads to an article featuring a cute girl.

Is this real life?


No, this is Fark.
 
2012-08-30 02:47:44 AM

bdub77: Wow she actually is cute. That's a rarity on fark.


sgt neeley: Holy Hell, a fark link with the words "cute girl" leads to an article featuring a cute girl.

Is this real life?


So far "cute" is still reasonably accurate here. The association with caturday is too strong! It's "hot" or "smoking hot" that you should never, ever click on, on pain of losing your lunch and sanity.
 
2012-08-30 02:49:10 AM

sgt neeley: Holy Hell, a fark link with the words "cute girl" leads to an article featuring a cute girl.

Is this real life?


No. You are dreaming. You will wake up soon, and it will be disappointing.
 
2012-08-30 02:49:20 AM

Inaditch: She looks like a girl I dated who was also proficient at lying there like she was dead.


Coffee exits nose.

Thanks a lot.
 
2012-08-30 02:59:14 AM

Inaditch: She looks like a girl I dated who was also proficient at lying there like she was dead.


Somebody is gonna be owing several people a new keyboard for that one.
 
2012-08-30 03:06:02 AM

kptchris: Inaditch: She looks like a girl I dated who was also proficient at lying there like she was dead.

Somebody is gonna be owing several people a new keyboard for that one.


Yeah but give me odds on whether or not she got mauled anyway.
 
2012-08-30 03:06:04 AM
She looks really hairy in the 2nd pic
 
2012-08-30 03:08:10 AM
Not only is she not a "Fark hottie" but she's also chivalrous. She took the attack so that her male companion could escape unharmed. That's just plain awesome. If her hand hadn't been munched, I'm sure she would have made him a sandwich. What more can a guy ask for in a woman?
 
2012-08-30 03:09:18 AM
Sorry bear, next time eat doglover.
 
2012-08-30 03:09:36 AM
'I was wearing gloves and they were wet and it was confusing,' she reportedly added.

What's confusing about a bear charging you, darlin'?
 
2012-08-30 03:10:24 AM

hammettman: Not only is she not a "Fark hottie" but she's also chivalrous. She took the attack so that her male companion could escape unharmed. That's just plain awesome. If her hand hadn't been munched, I'm sure she would have made him a sandwich. What more can a guy ask for in a woman?


Some head in the ambulance ride to the hospital.
 
2012-08-30 03:10:53 AM

sgt neeley: Holy Hell, a fark link with the words "cute girl" leads to an article featuring a cute girl.

Is this real life?


No. You overslept and you're late for the mid-term in that class you don't remember signing up for.
 
2012-08-30 03:13:43 AM

jtown: sgt neeley: Holy Hell, a fark link with the words "cute girl" leads to an article featuring a cute girl.

Is this real life?

No. You overslept and you're late for the mid-term in that class you don't remember signing up for.


Also, you're only wearing black socks and sandals, and all the doors are numbered exactly the same, and the hallway is about 50 miles long.

/maybe that's just me
 
2012-08-30 03:14:14 AM

hammettman: Not only is she not a "Fark hottie" but she's also chivalrous. She took the attack so that her male companion could escape unharmed. That's just plain awesome. If her hand hadn't been munched, I'm sure she would have made him a sandwich. What more can a guy ask for in a woman?


His wiener?
 
2012-08-30 03:17:33 AM
What happened to her male colleague? The article mentions that they were both attacked but has nothing else to say about him.
 
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