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(Patch)   Republican National Convention discussion thread. Heavy hitters include Paul Ryan, Condoleeza Rice, John McCain, Tim Pawlenty, and RAND PAUL. LGT schedule   (lakeville.patch.com) divider line 2125
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2012-08-29 08:31:51 PM  
Chick let herself go big time...
 
2012-08-29 08:31:53 PM  

propasaurus: noblewolf


Wow, good job man. You looked at my profile and found out that I lean conservative, or more realistically I lean libertarian. But since you saw that I lean conservative, then I must be some right wing nut job. Which I might say automatically makes me think you are a complete communist since you are not even being even minded about this. I will say I have read many trolls on Fark, but whether you believe me or not is none of my concern. I'm trying to see things from your side, but since you don't want anyone else on your "TEAM" then don't answer my questions. That is your choice. I am willing to hear from anyone on why you think the republicans are waging a war on women. And if they are, why ALL women are not fighting back? I've already stated that I am pro choice, and an atheist, so that pretty much puts me on the liberal side of that argument. Unfortunately that is mostly a religiously based decision that is trying to be pushed on people. Lets hit another topic I know you probably hate about the Republicans. Gay/Lesbian/Transgender. Personally I could care less what someones sexual preference is, I don't care if they adopt children, as long as they are good responsible parents. But I do not believe that sexual orientation should be taught to children. That is the responsibility of the parents, as does religious studies. So now that you know a little more about me, maybe you won't crucify me like the Romans did to Christ. (If that ever really happened) 

/Sincerely Noblewolf...
 
2012-08-29 08:31:54 PM  
Booooooo republican-appointed conservative supreme court judges. Booooooooo
 
2012-08-29 08:31:57 PM  

clevershark: So I guess Condi won't be the "special mystery guest" for tomorrow. My guess is it'll either be Robot Dick Cheney or Zombie Ronald Reagan.


I thought it was gonna be Clint Eastwood.
 
2012-08-29 08:32:09 PM  

Imperialism: falkensmaze: Live within your means? When was the last time any of these delegates/representatives had to decide between feeding their family or pay the rent/mortgage? When was the last time they were forced to use the ER as a doctor because they can't afford health insurance? When was the last time they let a health issue go to the point of it being virtually untreatable because they had no way to pay for the necessary treatments?

Remember, government budgets and family budgets are exactly alike.


This is what bothers me the most about Paulians and similar conservatives, the lack of recognition that macro economics, micro economics and personal finance aren't synonyms.
 
2012-08-29 08:32:43 PM  
Funny, I thought our forefathers and our military risk their lives in defense of a representative form of government, like the kind which elected Obama, and the representatives that passed the Affordable Care Act.
 
2012-08-29 08:33:02 PM  
That guy has a fat neck. It looks like his neck is trying to eat his face.
 
2012-08-29 08:33:06 PM  

Will-Mun: I would also like to know what these statistics actually mean... I guess 25.9% is my posting percentage in this thread, but whats 7.6?


First is total percentage from the top, second is difference between previous row, third is number of posts. That's my guess.
 
2012-08-29 08:33:08 PM  

keithgabryelski: clevershark: So I guess Condi won't be the "special mystery guest" for tomorrow. My guess is it'll either be Robot Dick Cheney or Zombie Ronald Reagan.

Clint Eastwood


Eastwood is liberal I think. It would be someone claiming to be Eastwood's character from Gran Torino
 
2012-08-29 08:33:08 PM  

karmaceutical: I heard some snippets of Rand Paul on NPR today, what a pompous jackass. Is this what you conservative types consider admirable?


It's a stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like.
 
2012-08-29 08:33:08 PM  
GIS for "Pam Bondi is an idiot"
farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2012-08-29 08:33:13 PM  
Why are these people talking to me like I'm in kindergarten?

Oh right... they aren't talking to me.
 
2012-08-29 08:33:18 PM  

LockeOak: Dear god it's Kenneth the Page's uncle.


The pig?  Oh no. The pig was his surrogate father.
 
2012-08-29 08:33:23 PM  
Oh shiat and his uncle's live-in girlfriend, she ain't got the ring yet (but she already done been branded). She usually wears that outfit when she's the dom, but this is a special occasion. The GOP crowd appreciates it more than all the hogs anyway.
 
2012-08-29 08:33:50 PM  

theknuckler_33: I'm now flipping between the convention and "Here comes Honey Boo Boo"


One of them is about a spoilt kid and the rednecks that support said kid. The other one is a show about a junior beauty contestant.
 
2012-08-29 08:34:05 PM  
So is being physically unique a prerequisite for being an Atty Gen in Fla and Georgia ?
 
2012-08-29 08:34:05 PM  
Damn, that female freeper attorney general is like a MILF cylon.
 
2012-08-29 08:34:23 PM  
I have actually read over "ObamaCare" law. When you remember that hospitals were closing ERs because of unfunded care mandate, and when you look at what it really is, it's a good thing.

Medicare funding is what's going to kill medicine in the USA, or at least bifurcate it into insured vs. cash-only doctors' practices. Already most doctors won't take medicaid in my state, because it doesn't pay. I stopped taking medicaid myself, because they pay me $20 for a procedure that typically pays me $250. I know an ENT surgeon that accepted medicaid because a child needed his tonsils out, and no other surgeon would do it. Medicaid paid him $14 for a tonsillectomy.
 
2012-08-29 08:34:28 PM  
Thes two have some shiat stage presence, seriously. Like watching a High School oral report.


fark YOU AND YOUR GOD!


Sorry, hot button.
 
2012-08-29 08:34:31 PM  
Clears throat....ENUF!
 
2012-08-29 08:34:45 PM  
These Honey Boo Boo people....

Republicans?
 
2012-08-29 08:34:52 PM  

WizardofToast: keithgabryelski: clevershark: So I guess Condi won't be the "special mystery guest" for tomorrow. My guess is it'll either be Robot Dick Cheney or Zombie Ronald Reagan.

Clint Eastwood

Eastwood is liberal I think. It would be someone claiming to be Eastwood's character from Gran Torino


It will be Palin.
 
2012-08-29 08:35:18 PM  
I'm just waiting for the GOP signs that say "WE DESERVE A FULL PRESIDENT - NOT THREE-FIFTHS OF ONE"
 
2012-08-29 08:35:23 PM  
"Do you want religious institutions to violate the tenets of their faith?"

uuhhh... yes ... especially when your damn caveman-belief is so out of date it can't describe simple biological processes without "god did it, i believe it, that settles it"
 
2012-08-29 08:35:23 PM  
The doofus dude on stage with the doofus Att. Gen of Florida reminds me of Rick Morronis' Ghost Buster character.

Why yes, I am quite high at the moment.

/have to be for this she-yacht
 
2012-08-29 08:35:26 PM  
McCain mentions Ronald Reagan. Drink!
 
2012-08-29 08:35:38 PM  
I totally want that blonde chick that just finished speaking.
 
2012-08-29 08:35:47 PM  
But from GAWDDDD!!!
 
2012-08-29 08:35:54 PM  
Oh man! My dog just polluted the room with a rancid dog-fart.
 
2012-08-29 08:36:04 PM  

WizardofToast: keithgabryelski: clevershark: So I guess Condi won't be the "special mystery guest" for tomorrow. My guess is it'll either be Robot Dick Cheney or Zombie Ronald Reagan.

Clint Eastwood

Eastwood is liberal I think. It would be someone claiming to be Eastwood's character from Gran Torino


Eastwood is a republican and I think he's the secret guest.
 
2012-08-29 08:36:07 PM  
"He's always going to go to his left"

HARDY HARRR HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
2012-08-29 08:36:23 PM  

WizardofToast: keithgabryelski: clevershark: So I guess Condi won't be the "special mystery guest" for tomorrow. My guess is it'll either be Robot Dick Cheney or Zombie Ronald Reagan.

Clint Eastwood

Eastwood is liberal I think. It would be someone claiming to be Eastwood's character from Gran Torino


he came out for Romney just a few weeks ago.
 
2012-08-29 08:37:04 PM  

theknuckler_33: Oh man! My dog just polluted the room with a rancid dog-fart.


Nah, man, that was C-SPAN.
 
2012-08-29 08:37:09 PM  
Thune's Farm Strawberry Hill!
 
2012-08-29 08:37:19 PM  

sprawl15: Will-Mun: I would also like to know what these statistics actually mean... I guess 25.9% is my posting percentage in this thread, but whats 7.6?

Also WOO, TOP 3! ...I think?

25.9% is the running total of posts added up so far. It hits 100% at the bottom because it's all of them.


bdub77: Will-Mun: I would also like to know what these statistics actually mean... I guess 25.9% is my posting percentage in this thread, but whats 7.6?

First is total percentage from the top, second is difference between previous row, third is number of posts. That's my guess.


Thanks, I kinda got it from other explanations as well, didn't sit there to do the math, kinda have to skim some things to keep up with the thread, you know?
 
2012-08-29 08:37:20 PM  

LockeOak: "He's always going to go to his left"

HARDY HARRR HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


"ahhhhhh it's funny because he's a liberal! You're a funny guy!"
 
2012-08-29 08:37:22 PM  
Joke: I've never played basketball against Obama (because, you know, blah people play basketball) and he would be really easy to defend. Know why? Because he always turns left.

Glad to see he's got Leno writing his jokes.
 
2012-08-29 08:37:27 PM  
If I watch any more of this I will need a loooooooot more alcohol. Any suggestions?
 
2012-08-29 08:37:38 PM  

clevershark: theknuckler_33: I'm now flipping between the convention and "Here comes Honey Boo Boo"

One of them is about a spoilt kid and the rednecks that support said kid. The other one is a show about a junior beauty contestant.


Thank you... I thought that was a real fat pitch I floated out there.
 
2012-08-29 08:37:38 PM  
They did build it! DRINK!
 
2012-08-29 08:37:57 PM  

shastacola: Eastwood is a republican and I think he's the secret guest.


I would doubt it. He's far too liberal to want to associate himself with the nutty bunch in Tampa. Besides he's not exactly a riveting public speaker. My money's still on Zombie Reagan.
 
2012-08-29 08:38:08 PM  

noblewolf: propasaurus: noblewolf

Wow, good job man. You looked at my profile and found out that I lean conservative, or more realistically I lean libertarian. But since you saw that I lean conservative, then I must be some right wing nut job. Which I might say automatically makes me think you are a complete communist since you are not even being even minded about this. I will say I have read many trolls on Fark, but whether you believe me or not is none of my concern. I'm trying to see things from your side, but since you don't want anyone else on your "TEAM" then don't answer my questions. That is your choice. I am willing to hear from anyone on why you think the republicans are waging a war on women. And if they are, why ALL women are not fighting back? I've already stated that I am pro choice, and an atheist, so that pretty much puts me on the liberal side of that argument. Unfortunately that is mostly a religiously based decision that is trying to be pushed on people. Lets hit another topic I know you probably hate about the Republicans. Gay/Lesbian/Transgender. Personally I could care less what someones sexual preference is, I don't care if they adopt children, as long as they are good responsible parents. But I do not believe that sexual orientation should be taught to children. That is the responsibility of the parents, as does religious studies. So now that you know a little more about me, maybe you won't crucify me like the Romans did to Christ. (If that ever really happened) 

/Sincerely Noblewolf...


Wow. All of a sudden you're (semi) literate. I remember the early days of our relationship when you couldn't spell "loser."
I kind of miss that guy.
 
2012-08-29 08:38:13 PM  
Yes, Senator McCain, no one knows what AWOL means.

It's interesting that McCain is saying that the Romney campaign does believe in more foreign intervention in Syria and Iran.
 
2012-08-29 08:38:36 PM  

noblewolf: propasaurus: noblewolf

Wow, good job man. You looked at my profile and found out that I lean conservative, or more realistically I lean libertarian. But since you saw that I lean conservative, then I must be some right wing nut job. Which I might say automatically makes me think you are a complete communist since you are not even being even minded about this. I will say I have read many trolls on Fark, but whether you believe me or not is none of my concern. I'm trying to see things from your side, but since you don't want anyone else on your "TEAM" then don't answer my questions. That is your choice. I am willing to hear from anyone on why you think the republicans are waging a war on women. And if they are, why ALL women are not fighting back? I've already stated that I am pro choice, and an atheist, so that pretty much puts me on the liberal side of that argument. Unfortunately that is mostly a religiously based decision that is trying to be pushed on people. Lets hit another topic I know you probably hate about the Republicans. Gay/Lesbian/Transgender. Personally I could care less what someones sexual preference is, I don't care if they adopt children, as long as they are good responsible parents. But I do not believe that sexual orientation should be taught to children. That is the responsibility of the parents, as does religious studies. So now that you know a little more about me, maybe you won't crucify me like the Romans did to Christ. (If that ever really happened) 

/Sincerely Noblewolf...


Dude. It would take too long and this is a fast moving thread. Ask this question in a slower thread.
 
2012-08-29 08:38:49 PM  
Yeah OK McCain, because Bush was so great on foreign policy and saving oppressed people, you know like SUDAN.
 
2012-08-29 08:38:54 PM  
In Tampa Florida, is very white.

All: HOW WHITE IS?

Very. Also fat.
 
2012-08-29 08:39:13 PM  

theknuckler_33: the room with


Still more tolerable than the RNC, eeeeh?

/All night
//Tip your veal.
 
2012-08-29 08:39:31 PM  
John Thune has a very Republican appearance.
 
2012-08-29 08:39:41 PM  
Folks, we won't have ANY minorities with Mitt Romney in the WHITE house.
 
2012-08-29 08:39:49 PM  

bdub77: Yeah OK McCain, because Bush was so great on foreign policy and saving oppressed people, you know like SUDAN.


McCain uses tortured logic.
 
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