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(Patch)   Republican National Convention discussion thread. Heavy hitters include Paul Ryan, Condoleeza Rice, John McCain, Tim Pawlenty, and RAND PAUL. LGT schedule   (lakeville.patch.com) divider line 2125
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2012-08-29 07:22:51 PM  

Flatulent_Flea: [i31.photobucket.com image 145x180]
Any excuse to post this


McCain goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres.
 
2012-08-29 07:22:52 PM  

Indubitably: If you're missing Srah Pal, please just dismiss yourself from politics. Thank you.


All y'all wanted to do was fark her, anyway. ;)
 
2012-08-29 07:22:59 PM  
Did they bus in some black folk ?
 
2012-08-29 07:23:00 PM  

Pochas: nIn Arizona, republicans have created what I call a Schrodinger's womb. In Arizona a woman is now legally pregnant two weeks before conception. But she isn't actually pregnant. But legally she is. So she both is and is not pregnant until she has sex, then the wavefunction collapses.


I'm not defending Arizona's law which limits abortion after 18 weeks, but I do need to point out that the method Arizona used to calculate weeks of pregnancy is the commonly accepted medical practice. Doctors count forward from date of the woman's last period because she was, at that time, definitively NOT pregnant. There's plenty in the bill to be upset about, but not the part that uses actual medical science.
 
2012-08-29 07:23:02 PM  

sprawl15: Will-Mun: Is it me or is this crowd very luke warm?

That's the diabetes.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-29 07:23:04 PM  
JACK BLADES OF NIGHT RANGER?
 
2012-08-29 07:23:24 PM  

noblewolf: I'm being serious


No you're not.
 
2012-08-29 07:23:31 PM  

Pochas: AverageAmericanGuy: Pochas: AverageAmericanGuy: Pochas: One of the "We Built It" or whatever it was small business owners got over 800k in guaranteed government loans and collaborated with 2 government agencies to improve their products.

Discuss the hypocrisy/derp.

Sorry, that's some grade-A herp, Pochas. You might want to try not playing the gotcha game.

you = wrong

Herp is herp

I win I have evidence to back my statement up, you don't you lose, I win.

Next, please


You are arguing with a guy who claims HIV doesn't cause AIDS.
(as in This thread http://www.fark.com/comments/7294793/Scientists-propose-using-AIDS-vir us-to-fight-cancer-Still-no-cure-for-AIDS )

So you are kind of wasting your time.
 
2012-08-29 07:23:32 PM  
Who is this buttrocker with a mullet?

White people dancing!
 
2012-08-29 07:23:40 PM  
Ol' Mitchy doesn't do "excitement" or other positive emotions very well.
I almost felt bad for him.
 
2012-08-29 07:23:44 PM  

Mega Steve: Apos: Remarks by Janine Turner

*record scratch*


Wait a minute.......How long has this luscious lady been a Sith?!

Sad, isn't it? Aside from that, she's hotter than the sun.


*Nodding*
 
2012-08-29 07:23:48 PM  
15 minutes of "Obama sucks," but no mention of GOP efforts to hamstring the recovery. I'm sure the omission was completely accidental.

And now, country music by some guy with a mullet while the Mystify screensaver plays on the TitanTron.
 
2012-08-29 07:24:05 PM  

karmaceutical: noblewolf: Frank and Beans: Republicans are waging a War on Women.

Other than the abortion issue, how are they waging a war on women? Are they removing the right to vote? Are they loosing jobs if the Republicans win? Exactly what are they going to loose?

I'm interested in your facts on the issue.

/I'm being serious. How are women going to suffer.

What do you mean "other than" the abortion issue?? The whole freaking abortion issue is the embodiment of the concept that a woman's standing in less than a male's. Their just trying to legislate it that way. All the other "right to life" claptrap is just... claptrap. Otherwise, all these religious types would be pacifist Quakers or something.


No kidding. That's sort of a, "Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?" question.
 
2012-08-29 07:24:15 PM  

quizzical: Pochas: nIn Arizona, republicans have created what I call a Schrodinger's womb. In Arizona a woman is now legally pregnant two weeks before conception. But she isn't actually pregnant. But legally she is. So she both is and is not pregnant until she has sex, then the wavefunction collapses.

I'm not defending Arizona's law which limits abortion after 18 weeks, but I do need to point out that the method Arizona used to calculate weeks of pregnancy is the commonly accepted medical practice. Doctors count forward from date of the woman's last period because she was, at that time, definitively NOT pregnant. There's plenty in the bill to be upset about, but not the part that uses actual medical science.


Being pregnant before sperm enters your body is not medical science roflol kthxbye.
 
2012-08-29 07:24:21 PM  
Is it okay for me to drink Canadian whiskey amongst all this patriotism?
 
2012-08-29 07:24:24 PM  

sprawl15: JACK BLADES OF NIGHT RANGER?


They're trying to attract Christian women.
 
2012-08-29 07:24:35 PM  
Wow, they even got the still-living members of the 1989 SNL house band to play.
 
2012-08-29 07:26:49 PM  
Is this the night when they announce their bold, innovative new ideas like cutting taxes for the rich, cutting social programs, and spending more on the military?
 
2012-08-29 07:26:57 PM  
Polite applause for Mulletman.
 
2012-08-29 07:27:06 PM  

King Something: 15 minutes of "Obama sucks," but no mention of GOP efforts to hamstring the recovery. I'm sure the omission was completely accidental.

And now, country music by some guy with a mullet while the Mystify screensaver plays on the TitanTron.


OH MAH GAWD KING, OH MAH GOD! OBAMA JUST HIT ROMNEY WITH A CHAIR!
 
2012-08-29 07:27:17 PM  
Was that Wilford Brimley saying the pledge?
 
2012-08-29 07:28:51 PM  
Bush 41, 43 Film. Awesome.
 
2012-08-29 07:29:01 PM  
RAND PAUL
 
2012-08-29 07:29:01 PM  

quizzical: Was that Wilford Brimley saying the pledge?


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-29 07:29:06 PM  
If you don't agree with Republican ideas, it's because you haven't smoked enough weed. So light up a bigger one, bots, and let the Groovy waves of Republican psychedelia take you down to strawberry fields.

We did build it.

Groovy
Grooooovy
Groooooooovy

Hahahahha.
 
2012-08-29 07:29:27 PM  

noblewolf: Frank and Beans: Republicans are waging a War on Women.

Other than the abortion issue, how are they waging a war on women? Are they removing the right to vote? Are they loosing jobs if the Republicans win? Exactly what are they going to loose?

I'm interested in your facts on the issue.

/I'm being serious. How are women going to suffer.


Birth control access, healthcare access in general, vaginal probes, removal of the Violence Against Women Act, removal of Equal Pay laws, making it legal for US contractors overseas to literally rape their female employees, removal of title 9, removal of any sort of financial assistance for single mothers, making it legal to rape a women if she gets pregnant, making it illegal of private insurance to cover rape abortions or birth control, removal of funding for rape survivor counseling, jailing of any women who miscarries and can't prove it was natural, making it legal for a hospital to give an abortion to woman who will die without it even if the fetus is dead, legalizing rape since it's a gift from God, forced vaginal probing of women against their will, banning of pre-natal care, declaring single mothers as child abusers legally, allow anyone at your company access to a woman's medical records so they can tell if she's a slut or not, making it harder to leave an abusive marriage, removing woman's suffrage, and that's just off the top of my head over the last year.
 
2012-08-29 07:29:36 PM  
Thank yeeeewww!
 
2012-08-29 07:29:40 PM  
RAND PAUL!

/doinitrite?
 
2012-08-29 07:29:46 PM  
Woo HOO! I am farking AMPED! Prepare to feel the wrath of this fully operational political machine (and Oh yeah, we built it) libs! we are bringing the heat tonight, including

Tim Pawlenty


zzzzzzzzzzzzz..... 

*snort*

zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
 
2012-08-29 07:29:53 PM  
This video makes it sound like Romney is the name of the incoming asteroid that can only be prevented by hardworking American food growers going into space to teach it the value of potato.
 
2012-08-29 07:29:59 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Is this the night when they announce their bold, innovative new ideas like cutting taxes for the rich, cutting social programs, and spending more on the military?


i151.photobucket.com

What night have they not said that?
 
2012-08-29 07:30:02 PM  
Thanks for your opinion, Justice Paul...oh, wait.
 
2012-08-29 07:30:09 PM  

Earguy: Is it okay for me to drink Canadian whiskey amongst all this patriotism?


They were playing Rush there for Rand Paul to come out, so yeah I'd recommend it
 
2012-08-29 07:30:28 PM  
...was that Tom Sawyer playing in the background when RANDPAUL walked out?
 
2012-08-29 07:30:44 PM  

noblewolf: Frank and Beans: Republicans are waging a War on Women.

Other than the abortion issue, how are they waging a war on women? Are they removing the right to vote? Are they loosing jobs if the Republicans win? Exactly what are they going to loose?

I'm interested in your facts on the issue.

/I'm being serious. How are women going to suffer.


Lets start with women making 77 cents for every dollar men make. You think republicans have any itention of fixing that inequality for women? Aside from Abortion how about access to basic healthcare, like regular checkups, cancer screenings or ultrasounds when they're pregnant? How about access to contraceptives so they don't have to get an abortion?
 
2012-08-29 07:31:07 PM  
All 800 people in the 20,000 seat arena give a sorta-standing ovation for RAND PAUL!!!1!, who's going on and on about how Obamacare is unconstitutional, while using the Founding Fathers' names in vain
 
2012-08-29 07:31:10 PM  
Every last one of my brain cells wants to commit suicide and I've only been watching for 5 minutes...
 
2012-08-29 07:31:25 PM  
I think if James Madison was here today he would be less concerned about Healthcare and more interested in "HOLY fark! What is this magic screen that has captured my image?!"
 
2012-08-29 07:31:55 PM  

King Something: 15 minutes of "Obama sucks," but no mention of GOP efforts to hamstring the recovery. I'm sure the omission was completely accidental.


That's really all they've got this year. Here they have a national audience and instead of telling us what they plan to do to make things better, all they've got are mindless platitudes and "let's blame Obama."
 
2012-08-29 07:32:00 PM  
This guy switches topics like a shiatty comedian.

Which explains the hair.
 
2012-08-29 07:32:06 PM  
Didn't build that...

DRINK!
 
2012-08-29 07:32:34 PM  
"You didn't build that."

Apparently, business success is how roads are paved.
 
2012-08-29 07:32:51 PM  
A Seik did the invocation about 45 minutes ago. The uncomfortableness in the hall was palpable.
 
2012-08-29 07:33:05 PM  

Will-Mun: Didn't build that...

DRINK!


Hm, it seems like the Youtube stream is on like a minute delay.
 
2012-08-29 07:33:20 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: unchellmatt: Just remember, folks. You're welcome to be there, as long as you're not a Puerto Rican woman, even if you are a Republican. Otherwise you get chants of "USA! USA! USA!" and "Get them out!" while you speak.

We have enough reasons to be angry about them, we don't need to take that event out of context.


No no no, you're absolutely correct, I just re-watched the vid and did a bit of digging to watch more of the video. This video I linked is being portrayed out of context and not in its entirety. It did look as though they were booing her, but in fact they were saying "Seat them now", and chanting "USA" over a different matter. I do stand corrected.
 
2012-08-29 07:33:22 PM  
Tang makes donuts? WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS?

Mmm.. Orange-flavored donuts...
 
2012-08-29 07:33:32 PM  
Watching Jim Cantone. screw these low lifes.
 
2012-08-29 07:33:42 PM  
Tang the plumber
 
2012-08-29 07:33:45 PM  

sprawl15: Will-Mun: Didn't build that...

DRINK!

Hm, it seems like the Youtube stream is on like a minute delay.


No tape delay here.
 
2012-08-29 07:34:39 PM  

Will-Mun: I think if James Madison was here today he would be less concerned about Healthcare and more interested in "HOLY fark! What is this magic screen that has captured my image?!"


I think if James Madison were there, he'd biatch-slap every last participant, until his pimp hand wore out.
 
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