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(Patch)   Republican National Convention discussion thread. Heavy hitters include Paul Ryan, Condoleeza Rice, John McCain, Tim Pawlenty, and RAND PAUL. LGT schedule   (lakeville.patch.com ) divider line
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2012-08-29 07:09:38 PM  
RON PAUL
 
2012-08-29 07:09:39 PM  
RON PAUL!
 
2012-08-29 07:10:05 PM  
Remarks by Janine Turner

*record scratch*


Wait a minute.......How long has this luscious lady been a Sith?!
 
2012-08-29 07:10:26 PM  
Fanservice for the Paultards is on right now.

/and they mentioned how he never voted for a debt ceiling increase
 
2012-08-29 07:11:06 PM  
I heard some snippets of Rand Paul on NPR today, what a pompous jackass. Is this what you conservative types consider admirable?
 
2012-08-29 07:11:14 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Pochas: AverageAmericanGuy: Pochas: One of the "We Built It" or whatever it was small business owners got over 800k in guaranteed government loans and collaborated with 2 government agencies to improve their products.

Discuss the hypocrisy/derp.

Sorry, that's some grade-A herp, Pochas. You might want to try not playing the gotcha game.

you = wrong

Herp is herp


I win I have evidence to back my statement up, you don't you lose, I win.

Next, please
 
2012-08-29 07:11:45 PM  
Oh, that's "Heavy hitters"

/first read it as "Heavy Hitlers"
//hehe, why not...
 
2012-08-29 07:12:35 PM  
Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, Paul Rand, Ron Paul, Ayn Rand.
 
2012-08-29 07:12:48 PM  
Turtle, turtle!
 
2012-08-29 07:12:57 PM  

WE'RE EATING THIS UP!!!!!

media.tumblr.com

 
2012-08-29 07:12:59 PM  

quizzical: RON PAUL!


USA! USA! USA!
 
2012-08-29 07:13:08 PM  
Just gonna leave this here. Take a drink every time something on here is 100% accurate.

/pass out after minute 10, I'm guessing

Link
 
2012-08-29 07:13:10 PM  

Pochas: AverageAmericanGuy: Pochas: AverageAmericanGuy: Pochas: One of the "We Built It" or whatever it was small business owners got over 800k in guaranteed government loans and collaborated with 2 government agencies to improve their products.

Discuss the hypocrisy/derp.

Sorry, that's some grade-A herp, Pochas. You might want to try not playing the gotcha game.

you = wrong

Herp is herp

I win I have evidence to back my statement up, you don't you lose, I win.

Next, please


Your evidence is just so much more herping.
 
2012-08-29 07:13:14 PM  
Hermann Cain
 
2012-08-29 07:13:16 PM  
And, if you order six or more RONPAUL licenses now, you'll get our free server management software!
 
2012-08-29 07:13:35 PM  

CynicalLA: Why would anyone watch that crap. Watching people lie their asses off doesn't seem like good entertainment.


Yeah, but it becomes a laugh riot when you do it with Farkers.

/Love you guys
//In a Hetero way...
///Ladies..?
 
2012-08-29 07:13:49 PM  
GOD this is delicious!!!!!
 
2012-08-29 07:14:12 PM  
I'm updating Reagan. The worst thing to hear is, "I'm from the Republican party, and I'm here to help."
 
2012-08-29 07:14:26 PM  

noblewolf: Frank and Beans: Republicans are waging a War on Women.

Other than the abortion issue, how are they waging a war on women? Are they removing the right to vote? Are they loosing jobs if the Republicans win? Exactly what are they going to loose?

I'm interested in your facts on the issue.

/I'm being serious. How are women going to suffer.


Paul Ryan voted against equal pay for women and the republican governor of Wisconsin actually repealed it.

In Arizona, republicans have created what I call a Schrodinger's womb. In Arizona a woman is now legally pregnant two weeks before conception. But she isn't actually pregnant. But legally she is. So she both is and is not pregnant until she has sex, then the wavefunction collapses.

Then there is the esteemed senator Akin who believes women's bodies are pregnany-from-rape proof. That disipicable moron also happens to sit on the house science committee (More like the house derp committee amirite?)

That's jsut what I can think of off the top of my head but there you go
 
2012-08-29 07:14:27 PM  

noblewolf: /I'm being serious. How are women going to suffer.


You're not being serious and you're a "looser." I cannot abide a "looser," they're worse than truthers and birthers. They're the equivalent of "alots."
 
2012-08-29 07:14:37 PM  
Yeah, no. Barely stopped myself from doing unspeakable things to the television last night. It won't survive Day 2 of Derpapalooza 2012.

/fighting masochistic urge to watch
//help me..
 
2012-08-29 07:14:45 PM  
Damn, I'm late.
Turtleboy is up!
 
2012-08-29 07:15:00 PM  

Skarekrough: I could stomach last night with some good humor. You Farkers got me through it.

Tonight....I just can't do it. I just can't sit through so much BS for so long.


You're confused. It isn't the DNC speaking tonight. Go get drunk, take two analgesics with 8oz of water before bed and watch the highlights.

Daddy Obama will watch over you. >:-)
 
2012-08-29 07:15:09 PM  

Apos: Remarks by Janine Turner

*record scratch*


Wait a minute.......How long has this luscious lady been a Sith?!


Sad, isn't it? Aside from that, she's hotter than the sun.
 
2012-08-29 07:15:21 PM  

bsharitt: I can't wait to hear the GOP's bold plan to restore America!


Tiny American flags for some, abortions for no one.

And Romney's position? twirling, always twirling.
 
2012-08-29 07:15:28 PM  
So, gay thread?
 
2012-08-29 07:15:28 PM  

poot_rootbeer: Sorry, everyone under 40's talking about Obama's Reddit appearance today.

Better luck in '16, GOP.


im 42. i got in on that sweet POTUS action!!
 
2012-08-29 07:15:34 PM  

noblewolf: Frank and Beans: Republicans are waging a War on Women.

Other than the abortion issue, how are they waging a war on women? Are they removing the right to vote? Are they loosing jobs if the Republicans win? Exactly what are they going to loose?

I'm interested in your facts on the issue.

/I'm being serious. How are women going to suffer.


What do you mean "other than" the abortion issue?? The whole freaking abortion issue is the embodiment of the concept that a woman's standing in less than a male's. Their just trying to legislate it that way. All the other "right to life" claptrap is just... claptrap. Otherwise, all these religious types would be pacifist Quakers or something.
 
2012-08-29 07:16:03 PM  
Just remember, folks. You're welcome to be there, as long as you're not a Puerto Rican woman, even if you are a Republican. Otherwise you get chants of "USA! USA! USA!" and "Get them out!" while you speak.
 
2012-08-29 07:16:11 PM  
BOOTSTRAPPEH! Pull errselves urp!
 
2012-08-29 07:17:13 PM  
See, the difference between Americans and Europeans is that Europeans suck.
 
2012-08-29 07:17:34 PM  

unchellmatt: Just remember, folks. You're welcome to be there, as long as you're not a Puerto Rican woman, even if you are a Republican. Otherwise you get chants of "USA! USA! USA!" and "Get them out!" while you speak.


We have enough reasons to be angry about them, we don't need to take that event out of context.
 
2012-08-29 07:17:46 PM  

Skarekrough: I could stomach last night with some good humor. You Farkers got me through it.

Tonight....I just can't do it. I just can't sit through so much BS for so long.

It's Bourbon and the second season of "The Young Ones" for me.


i must now fave you. YO, FTW!!!
 
2012-08-29 07:17:47 PM  

SharkInfested: Yeah, no. Barely stopped myself from doing unspeakable things to the television last night. It won't survive Day 2 of Derpapalooza 2012.

/fighting masochistic urge to watch
//help me..


i151.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-29 07:18:07 PM  
Looks like the guy from Southpark...
 
2012-08-29 07:18:12 PM  

Apos: Remarks by Janine Turner

*record scratch*


Wait a minute.......How long has this luscious lady been a Sith?!


Forever and a day. At least since Northern Exposure, probably before.

That said, I'd hatefark her for one entire Alaskan winter.
 
2012-08-29 07:18:47 PM  
img145.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-29 07:18:53 PM  
Is it me or is this crowd very luke warm?
 
2012-08-29 07:18:57 PM  

Scaryduck: Never mind the GOP, we've got the Paralympic opening ceremony, where they've just played Spasticus Austisicus by Ian Dury. You heard.


Dude, that is both farked up and full of win.
 
2012-08-29 07:19:30 PM  
McConnell really does look like that cartoon turtle. And not the cool ninja one.
 
2012-08-29 07:19:34 PM  
If you're missing Srah Pal, please just dismiss yourself from politics. Thank you.
 
2012-08-29 07:20:07 PM  

Will-Mun: Is it me or is this crowd very luke warm?


That's the diabetes.
 
2012-08-29 07:20:15 PM  

sprawl15: See, the difference between Americans and Europeans is that Europeans suck.


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-08-29 07:20:19 PM  
i31.photobucket.com
Any excuse to post this
 
2012-08-29 07:20:24 PM  

Will-Mun: Is it me or is this crowd very luke warm?


It's past their bedtime.
 
2012-08-29 07:21:40 PM  
Oh, light at the end of the tunnel. Subtle way to say Obama is black, Mitch!

Clever...
 
2012-08-29 07:21:46 PM  

noblewolf: Frank and Beans: Republicans are waging a War on Women.

Other than the abortion issue, how are they waging a war on women? Are they removing the right to vote? Are they loosing jobs if the Republicans win? Exactly what are they going to loose?

I'm interested in your facts on the issue.

/I'm being serious. How are women going to suffer.


First, I believe it was Republicans that passed a law in a state that said before a women could get a parasite removed from her body, she had to have a "transvaginal" ultrasound, which, if you have seen what is used to do that, is on par with forcibly raping a woman. Second, Republicans have a history of believing that women who use birth control are "sluts and prostitutes". And before you tell me "That was just some sensationalist radio host" keep in mind that he received a LOT of support from Republicans after he said that. Third, and finally, for now, there are republicans that believe that there is such a thing as "forcible rape" (as if rape is the kind of thing that should be broken down between forcible and non-forcible). That is basically the tip of the iceberg as to why Republicans are waging a war on women...
 
2012-08-29 07:22:01 PM  

karmaceutical: noblewolf: Frank and Beans: Republicans are waging a War on Women.

Other than the abortion issue, how are they waging a war on women? Are they removing the right to vote? Are they loosing jobs if the Republicans win? Exactly what are they going to loose?

I'm interested in your facts on the issue.

/I'm being serious. How are women going to suffer.

What do you mean "other than" the abortion issue?? The whole freaking abortion issue is the embodiment of the concept that a woman's standing in less than a male's. Their just trying to legislate it that way. All the other "right to life" claptrap is just... claptrap. Otherwise, all these religious types would be pacifist Quakers or something.


But, let's not forget the sluts dare to take contraception.
 
2012-08-29 07:22:26 PM  

Fritriac: sprawl15: See, the difference between Americans and Europeans is that Europeans suck.

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x271]


Link
 
2012-08-29 07:22:28 PM  
Mixing is terrible for this guy. Someone needs to turn his mic up...
 
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