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(Sun Sentinel)   Undercover operation puts and end to illegal piranha sale. Looks like Doug and Dinsdale are up to their old tricks   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 53
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2012-08-29 09:16:49 PM
adscam.typepad.com
 
2012-08-29 09:27:45 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-08-29 09:40:26 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm

We've been keeping tabs on them.
 
2012-08-29 10:14:22 PM
Well, that bites.
 
2012-08-29 10:23:01 PM
"Sure. As long as you're not a cop,"
 
2012-08-29 10:27:24 PM
"and end"??? Really?
 
2012-08-29 10:27:27 PM
Not only are they an ecological menace, these illegal piranha sales undercut licensed, reputable piranha dealerships.
 
2012-08-29 10:30:13 PM
Well one day I was sitting at home threatening the kids, and I looked out of the hole in the wall and sees this tank drive up and one of Dinsdale's boys gets out and he comes up, all nice and friendly like, and says Dinsdale wants to have a talk with me. So he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's. And Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and a couple of film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale sayd 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out, and I said my name's not Clement and then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor.
 
2012-08-29 10:31:59 PM
"And he really knows how to treat a female impersonator."
 
2012-08-29 10:33:22 PM
So was this the Other Other Operation?
 
2012-08-29 10:34:07 PM
Undercover operation = The Other, other, other operation
 
2012-08-29 10:34:42 PM
MBooda - damn you
 
2012-08-29 10:36:06 PM
They met in a parking lot like a pair of drug dealers, but the contraband consisted of live piranhas.

One might even have mistaken them for someone looking to buy a watch. A Chinese watch.
 
2012-08-29 10:41:52 PM
Who is the Piranha Czar these days?

/is it a cabinet level position?
 
2012-08-29 10:44:56 PM

shanrick: "Sure. As long as you're not a cop,"


Looks at ads in the SF Bay Area CL for "medical marijuana" and wonders, "WTF?"
 
2012-08-29 10:49:49 PM
He was a cruel man, but fair.
 
2012-08-29 10:51:14 PM
We'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....yes, right-oh, bye-bye mother.
 
2012-08-29 10:53:05 PM
Terriers make lovely Piranha. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good ...
 
2012-08-29 10:54:59 PM
He didn't want to nail my head to the floor, but I deserved it.
 
2012-08-29 10:57:56 PM

shanrick: "Sure. As long as you're not a cop,"


"He replied that he was not and inquired why she had asked."

A POLICE OFFICER LIED.

If that's how it's going to be, I don't have to acknowledge law anymore. Where's the legitimacy, WHAR?
 
2012-08-29 11:00:16 PM

phrawgh: Who is the Piranha Czar these days?

/is it a cabinet level position?


Chum the Loan-shark.
 
2012-08-29 11:02:03 PM
In an interview, she said she was simply trying to get rid of aquarium fish she no longer wanted in a more responsible manner than dumping them in a lake or canal.


Hey shiathead, those are NOT THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS. Good fark, some people are stupid.
 
2012-08-29 11:02:54 PM

phrawgh: Who is the Piranha Czar these days?

/is it a cabinet level position?


I don't know, but I hear he spends WAY too much time in Brazil and no where NEAR enough time in Fla.
/Do the fish even care that they have a Czar?
 
2012-08-29 11:04:09 PM
He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious.
 
2012-08-29 11:06:31 PM

Ass Exploder: He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious.


That's as may be, but at least I'm ready to defend myself against any homicidal maniac who comes after me with a bunch of loganberries.
 
2012-08-29 11:07:06 PM

Nem Wan: shanrick: "Sure. As long as you're not a cop,"

"He replied that he was not and inquired why she had asked."

A POLICE OFFICER LIED.

If that's how it's going to be, I don't have to acknowledge law anymore. Where's the legitimacy, WHAR?


"A Police Officer Told the Truth!"
/ Weekly World News headline. (A Fla. publication)
 
2012-08-29 11:10:54 PM

Ass Exploder: He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious.


Wasn't there an early submarine called Bathos? No, wait, Bathysphere! Wow, I bet you could hold a lot of "Bathos" in that!
 
2012-08-29 11:13:19 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 300x199]


Came for this. Did it in two.
 
2012-08-29 11:21:52 PM
Lemon curry???
 
2012-08-29 11:23:43 PM
Donn C. Drummond in Disguise


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2012-08-29 11:10:54 PM

Ass Exploder: He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious.

Wasn't there an early submarine called Bathos? No, wait, Bathysphere! Wow, I bet you could hold a lot of "Bathos" in that!


funnily enough, i thought that Geddy Lee sang "I will take a Bathysphere" in the song "Freewill".

/seriously.
 
2012-08-29 11:25:47 PM
I wouldn't be too shocked if the live piranhas were released directly into a storm drain after the arrest and fine collection to totally defeat the purpose.
 
2012-08-29 11:28:08 PM

Poison: He didn't want to nail my head to the floor, but I deserved it.


Once had me head nailed to the floor for three months. It really gave me time to think, to put things into perspective and to prioritize my life. Looking back now, I'd never have got as far as I have in life if I had not had my head nailed to the floor those three months.

/count your blessings
 
2012-08-29 11:29:03 PM

Sleazy_as_Pie: "and end"??? Really?


What was the beginning?!?
 
2012-08-29 11:29:27 PM

Donn C. Drummond in Disguise: phrawgh: Who is the Piranha Czar these days?

/is it a cabinet level position?

I don't know, but I hear he spends WAY too much time in Brazil and no where NEAR enough time in Fla.
/Do the fish even care that they have a Czar?


That's biting criticism.
 
2012-08-29 11:30:56 PM
"....were killed and preserved as evidence." - How about preserving the pigs as evidence next time?
 
2012-08-29 11:36:00 PM
i.imgur.com 

/Dinsdale...
 
2012-08-29 11:37:39 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: [adscam.typepad.com image 221x228]


That's not the Piranha Brothers. That's Dino & Luigi Vercotti.

/"You have a nice military base here, Colonel. Certainly wouldn't want anything to happen to it."
 
2012-08-29 11:47:47 PM

TV's Vinnie: PC LOAD LETTER: [adscam.typepad.com image 221x228]

That's not the Piranha Brothers. That's Dino & Luigi Vercotti.

/"You have a nice military base here, Colonel. Certainly wouldn't want anything to happen to it."


Here are the Krays (model for the Piranhas):

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-29 11:48:07 PM

JonathanChance: Well one day I was sitting at home threatening the kids, and I looked out of the hole in the wall and sees this tank drive up and one of Dinsdale's boys gets out and he comes up, all nice and friendly like, and says Dinsdale wants to have a talk with me. So he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's. And Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and a couple of film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale sayd 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out, and I said my name's not Clement and then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor.


I love the part right before this when Terry Jones is interviewing Graham Chapman and Terry moves the mic away every time Graham talks.
 
2012-08-30 12:05:43 AM

Poison: He didn't want to nail my head to the floor, but I deserved it.


Did you have to insist? You had transgressed the unwritten law.
 
2012-08-30 12:06:47 AM

Gyrfalcon: TV's Vinnie: PC LOAD LETTER: [adscam.typepad.com image 221x228]

That's not the Piranha Brothers. That's Dino & Luigi Vercotti.

/"You have a nice military base here, Colonel. Certainly wouldn't want anything to happen to it."

Here are the Krays (model for the Piranhas):

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x235]


Yes, I know. I remember watching the movie based on them, as well as the notorious "Brass Eye" episode where they trolled none other than Reggie Kray (who liked to give people he didn't like a "Glasgow Smile").

asseenby.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-30 12:27:16 AM

Ilthaut: Came for this. Did it in two.


^^^ 
 
2012-08-30 12:35:10 AM
static.flickr.com
 
2012-08-30 01:31:21 AM

TV's Vinnie: Gyrfalcon: TV's Vinnie: PC LOAD LETTER: [adscam.typepad.com image 221x228]

That's not the Piranha Brothers. That's Dino & Luigi Vercotti.

/"You have a nice military base here, Colonel. Certainly wouldn't want anything to happen to it."

Here are the Krays (model for the Piranhas):

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x235]

Yes, I know. I remember watching the movie based on them, as well as the notorious "Brass Eye" episode where they trolled none other than Reggie Kray (who liked to give people he didn't like a "Glasgow Smile").

[asseenby.files.wordpress.com image 469x356]


The Kray Twins are probably the scariest psychopaths around. They'd have given Hannibal Lecter a run for his money.
 
2012-08-30 04:31:35 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

DOUG DIMMADOME?
 
2012-08-30 06:47:42 AM
Shouldn't they be inspecting baby diapers at the state line to stop poopie smuggling instead of this? Smuggled baby poop is a major news scoop.
 
2012-08-30 06:49:29 AM
One Sunday when my parents were dropping in, I asked him if he'd mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.
 
2012-08-30 10:21:27 AM
Doesn't approve
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-30 12:59:44 PM
No, I'm not.
 
2012-08-30 01:56:59 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

True Story
 
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