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(Curbed)   Wondering how Lindsay Lohan racked up the $46K bill that got her kicked out of the Chateau Marmont? Here it is in all its itemized glory, including $686 in cigarettes, thousands in mini-bar charges, and even a couple of iPhone chargers   (la.curbed.com) divider line 19
    More: Followup, Chateau Marmont, Lindsay Lohan, chateau, iPhone, minibars, iPhone chargers  
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8902 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 29 Aug 2012 at 10:24 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-29 10:44:38 PM  
3 votes:

darch: axiom


You seem really really smart.
2012-08-29 10:42:57 PM  
3 votes:
My disgust is slightly overweighed by my "I wanna party with you."
2012-08-30 04:34:59 PM  
2 votes:

bel4sucks: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Why don't you guys get a room?

#youwillgetoverit #thatjokesuckedinthesixties


For most of the last 40 million posts, it was a dead heat for the "biggest mongoloid retard" crown. But using a hashtag trend outside of twitter? Well, congratulations - here's your medal:

i.imgur.com

Try not to swallow it.
2012-08-30 01:44:47 AM  
2 votes:
$386.50 for a one in house time laundry bill? Hell, I will drive to Hollywood, pick up laundry, bring it home, sort out the used panties and sell to Japanese businessmen, wash, dry and fold the rest, drive back to Hollywood, drop off, and still make a huge profit.
2012-08-29 11:19:30 PM  
2 votes:
They knew what they were getting into when they allowed Lindsay Lohan in.

i895.photobucket.com
2012-08-31 01:30:56 AM  
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: I don't know why but I'm still horribly attracted to her.


Yeah but you'd fark mud if it had the audacity to ripple.
2012-08-30 12:45:30 PM  
1 votes:

The_Sponge: It's cute how you retards think it's cool to form a team in this thread. Keep trying.


I don't think it's a team, it's more like that accident on the side of the road that everyone slows down to see. In this case it's an internet warrior who thinks he's "winning".
2012-08-30 12:41:41 PM  
1 votes:

The_Sponge: Russky: It's okay I'm busy with your mom. Well I'm in line anyway, my turn soon.


That's the best comeback you have? You're pathetic.


Considering the audience there was no point in putting any thought into it.
2012-08-30 12:33:21 PM  
1 votes:

The_Sponge: Russky: I don't think anyone is white knighting her, we just want you to die. Reading is tough huh kid?


She's not going to let you park your beef bus in in her tuna town, bro.


It's okay I'm busy with your mom. Well I'm in line anyway, my turn soon.
2012-08-30 12:28:37 PM  
1 votes:

The_Sponge: bel4sucks: The_Sponge: Can this miserable biatch die already?

You first twat

Really? You're going to go full white knight? She's not going to sleep with you, or even give you a hug.


I don't think anyone is white knighting her, we just want you to die. Reading is tough huh kid?
2012-08-30 04:10:16 AM  
1 votes:

The_Sponge: Can this miserable biatch die already?


We will die before she does. It's the way this horrible world works. Kardashian, Hilton, Lohan, Chris Brown, etc. will outlive the next great artist, actor, research doctor, to come along.
2012-08-30 12:21:26 AM  
1 votes:
100 dollars for a candle. I wonder how much Chore Boy she stole off of the maids' cart?
2012-08-30 12:07:06 AM  
1 votes:
I bet she didn't tip either.
2012-08-30 12:03:32 AM  
1 votes:
She should check in room 1408 at the Dolphin Hotel in New York. Might turn her whole life around.
2012-08-29 11:32:25 PM  
1 votes:

Balchinian: She is about 4 weeks away from everyone seeing her take it in the pooper.


I just happen to be free on September 26th.
2012-08-29 11:08:39 PM  
1 votes:
I wish it listed what movies she watched.

I'll bet it was Mean Girls, which explains the minibar bill and the crying.

Or Black on Blonde Gangbang Seven, which explains the note taking.
2012-08-29 11:06:53 PM  
1 votes:
She is about 4 weeks away from everyone seeing her take it in the pooper.
2012-08-29 10:38:36 PM  
1 votes:
She can stay at my place for $46 per year.
2012-08-29 10:37:29 PM  
1 votes:

Somaticasual: Is it just me, or does it look like they were charging her several times per day for her stay? "corporate rate" must be the room rate..


She has an identical twin, remember?
 
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