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(Curbed)   Wondering how Lindsay Lohan racked up the $46K bill that got her kicked out of the Chateau Marmont? Here it is in all its itemized glory, including $686 in cigarettes, thousands in mini-bar charges, and even a couple of iPhone chargers   (la.curbed.com) divider line 149
    More: Followup, Chateau Marmont, Lindsay Lohan, chateau, iPhone, minibars, iPhone chargers  
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2012-08-30 11:30:23 AM  

The_Sponge: Oh...you mean were you shot back with your lame response about me dying?

She's still not going to sleep with you.

Yeah....I'm wasting space....as opposed to a reckless skank who has been in and out of jail.


LOL yeah and I'm the angry one. All worked up over someone you've never met.

And you're still crying like a biatch because I'm supposedly defending her, you just can't actually find it huh? I don't need to want to fark LL to call you a biatch for wishing death on someone you've never met. Or is it that you were bullied so much you need to take it out on someone, but lack the balls to do anything but cry about wanting some chick dead?
 
2012-08-30 12:00:42 PM  

kab: I'm honestly surprised she still has this sort of money to blow. Mean Girls / The Parent Trap actually made that much coin?


She obviously doesn't which is why she didn't pay her bill lol.
 
2012-08-30 12:08:38 PM  

bel4sucks: The_Sponge: Oh...you mean were you shot back with your lame response about me dying?

She's still not going to sleep with you.

Yeah....I'm wasting space....as opposed to a reckless skank who has been in and out of jail.

LOL yeah and I'm the angry one. All worked up over someone you've never met.

And you're still crying like a biatch because I'm supposedly defending her, you just can't actually find it huh? I don't need to want to fark LL to call you a biatch for wishing death on someone you've never met. Or is it that you were bullied so much you need to take it out on someone, but lack the balls to do anything but cry about wanting some chick dead?



She's still not going to sleep with you, pal.
 
2012-08-30 12:10:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
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i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-30 12:16:55 PM  

The_Sponge: She's still not going to sleep with you, pal.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL damn son, why not just put "I got nothin". Hey look at it this way, if you off yourself, you won't have to get all pissy about what she does. Then we all win!
 
2012-08-30 12:21:25 PM  

bel4sucks: The_Sponge: She's still not going to sleep with you, pal.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL damn son, why not just put "I got nothin". Hey look at it this way, if you off yourself, you won't have to get all pissy about what she does. Then we all win!



So says the idiot who doesn't know the difference between the following:

1) ZOMG I hate this person so much I want her dead.

2) Could this skank just croak and stop wasting our time.
 
2012-08-30 12:24:57 PM  

The_Sponge: So says the idiot who doesn't know the difference between the following:

1) ZOMG I hate this person so much I want her dead.

2) Could this skank just croak and stop wasting our time.


Either one makes you a whiny biatch. I mean how's she wasting your time, except ya know forcing you to watch her movies, and post on Fark about her, read articles etc etc etc

Congrats on finally being able to post without biatching about white knighting, you're growing as a person.
 
2012-08-30 12:28:37 PM  

The_Sponge: bel4sucks: The_Sponge: Can this miserable biatch die already?

You first twat

Really? You're going to go full white knight? She's not going to sleep with you, or even give you a hug.


I don't think anyone is white knighting her, we just want you to die. Reading is tough huh kid?
 
2012-08-30 12:28:52 PM  

bel4sucks: The_Sponge: So says the idiot who doesn't know the difference between the following:

1) ZOMG I hate this person so much I want her dead.

2) Could this skank just croak and stop wasting our time.

Either one makes you a whiny biatch. I mean how's she wasting your time, except ya know forcing you to watch her movies, and post on Fark about her, read articles etc etc etc

Congrats on finally being able to post without biatching about white knighting, you're growing as a person.



She still won't spread her legs for you.
 
2012-08-30 12:32:09 PM  
I find her to be a bit disgusting. I have bedded more then my fair share of disgusting women in my day, so Lindsay; call me, k?
 
2012-08-30 12:32:28 PM  

Russky: I don't think anyone is white knighting her, we just want you to die. Reading is tough huh kid?



She's not going to let you park your beef bus in in her tuna town, bro.
 
2012-08-30 12:33:21 PM  

The_Sponge: Russky: I don't think anyone is white knighting her, we just want you to die. Reading is tough huh kid?


She's not going to let you park your beef bus in in her tuna town, bro.


It's okay I'm busy with your mom. Well I'm in line anyway, my turn soon.
 
2012-08-30 12:33:43 PM  

Russky: I don't think anyone is white knighting her, we just want you to die. Reading is tough huh kid?



Wonderful....another idiot joined this thread.
 
2012-08-30 12:38:11 PM  

The_Sponge: Russky: I don't think anyone is white knighting her, we just want you to die. Reading is tough huh kid?


Wonderful....another idiot joined this thread.


Pretty sure you've been posting for a while. GG internet warrior, keep on calling people names because you failed.
 
2012-08-30 12:38:57 PM  

The_Sponge: She still won't spread her legs for you.


LOL it's too funny. How do you not fall down more?
 
2012-08-30 12:40:08 PM  

Russky: It's okay I'm busy with your mom. Well I'm in line anyway, my turn soon.



That's the best comeback you have? You're pathetic.
 
2012-08-30 12:41:11 PM  
It's cute how you retards think it's cool to form a team in this thread. Keep trying.
 
2012-08-30 12:41:41 PM  

The_Sponge: Russky: It's okay I'm busy with your mom. Well I'm in line anyway, my turn soon.


That's the best comeback you have? You're pathetic.


Considering the audience there was no point in putting any thought into it.
 
2012-08-30 12:43:42 PM  
Wow....so many airheads got all biatchy because of my original comment.

My advice to all of you:

Welcome to Fark.
 
2012-08-30 12:44:03 PM  

The_Sponge: That's the best comeback you have? You're pathetic.


Dude you can't say shiat about anyone's comeback when you've been doing nothing but "b-b-b-but you're a WHITE KNIGHT" the whole time.
 
2012-08-30 12:44:40 PM  

The_Sponge: Wow....so many airheads got all biatchy because of my original comment.


LOLOLOLOLOLOL
 
2012-08-30 12:45:30 PM  

The_Sponge: It's cute how you retards think it's cool to form a team in this thread. Keep trying.


I don't think it's a team, it's more like that accident on the side of the road that everyone slows down to see. In this case it's an internet warrior who thinks he's "winning".
 
2012-08-30 12:45:30 PM  

bel4sucks: The_Sponge: That's the best comeback you have? You're pathetic.

Dude you can't say shiat about anyone's comeback when you've been doing nothing but "b-b-b-but you're a WHITE KNIGHT" the whole time.


It's called speaking the truth. You got all pissy because OH NOES somebody thinks she's a waste of space.
 
2012-08-30 12:46:50 PM  

Doublespeak: The_Sponge: It's cute how you retards think it's cool to form a team in this thread. Keep trying.

I don't think it's a team, it's more like that accident on the side of the road that everyone slows down to see. In this case it's an internet warrior who thinks he's "winning".



Yeah...as opposed to those "warriors" who are white-knighting some skank who wouldn't even piss on them if they were on fire.
 
2012-08-30 12:47:26 PM  

The_Sponge: It's called speaking the truth. You got all pissy because OH NOES somebody thinks she's a waste of space.


HA! Listen dude, I didn't get pissy about anything. You're the one flopping around in this thread like an extremely biatchy fish out of water.
 
2012-08-30 12:48:09 PM  

The_Sponge: white-knighting


I can only seriously hope that your overuse of this phrase finally kills it.
 
2012-08-30 12:50:36 PM  

Osomatic: At 14 bucks for a pack of smokes


I think the going rate for butts in NYC is about $12.
 
2012-08-30 01:06:07 PM  

bel4sucks: I didn't get pissy about anything.



Yeah....saying "hurr durrr why don't you die" isn't pissy. Got it.
 
2012-08-30 01:12:32 PM  

The_Sponge: Yeah....saying "hurr durrr why don't you die" isn't pissy. Got it.


Yeah you said that biatch. I just suggested suicide as an option to end this torment that LL seems to have over you. I mean forced to watch her movies, read articles about her, and comment about her? You poor miserable biatch, how do you endure such treatment?
 
2012-08-30 01:13:10 PM  
Oh I was wondering, do you call yourself the sponge because you like to soak up abuse?
 
2012-08-30 01:15:42 PM  

bel4sucks: The_Sponge: Yeah....saying "hurr durrr why don't you die" isn't pissy. Got it.

Yeah you said that biatch. I just suggested suicide as an option to end this torment that LL seems to have over you. I mean forced to watch her movies, read articles about her, and comment about her? You poor miserable biatch, how do you endure such treatment?



So says the idiot who somehow felt the need to stand up for somebody who

a) Doesn't deserve it.

b) Doesn't give a flying f*ck about you.

Why don't you and your friends in this thread go throw a lemon party?
 
2012-08-30 01:18:06 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: *sigh*

Remember when Lindsay was cute and had a nice rack?

I do.

*sigh*


Mean Girls was a great movie for essentially this reason.

/and Rachel McAdams
/and Amanda Sigfried
 
2012-08-30 01:19:34 PM  

The_Sponge: So says the idiot who somehow felt the need to stand up for somebody who

a) Doesn't deserve it.

b) Doesn't give a flying f*ck about you.

Why don't you and your friends in this thread go throw a lemon party?


I'm still waiting to see how I stood up for someone, can you quote me where I defended her? I just told a whiny biatch wishing death on someone that they should instead kill themselves. I mean you don't normally see this kind of rage at someone who didn't personally fark you over.
 
2012-08-30 02:35:06 PM  

The_Sponge: bel4sucks: The_Sponge: Oh...you mean were you shot back with your lame response about me dying?

She's still not going to sleep with you.

Yeah....I'm wasting space....as opposed to a reckless skank who has been in and out of jail.

LOL yeah and I'm the angry one. All worked up over someone you've never met.

And you're still crying like a biatch because I'm supposedly defending her, you just can't actually find it huh? I don't need to want to fark LL to call you a biatch for wishing death on someone you've never met. Or is it that you were bullied so much you need to take it out on someone, but lack the balls to do anything but cry about wanting some chick dead?


She's still not going to sleep with you, pal.


Actually, she might.
 
2012-08-30 02:45:26 PM  
She is just method acting for her next Lifetime movie, "The Dana Plato Story".

She is dedicated to her craft, haters can and will hate.
 
2012-08-30 02:55:04 PM  

The_Sponge: Doublespeak: The_Sponge: It's cute how you retards think it's cool to form a team in this thread. Keep trying.

I don't think it's a team, it's more like that accident on the side of the road that everyone slows down to see. In this case it's an internet warrior who thinks he's "winning".


Yeah...as opposed to those "warriors" who are white-knighting some skank who wouldn't even piss on them if they were on fire.


To be fair, since she's a woman, it's really hard to piss on a fire without getting singed. So I don't think we can hold that against her.
 
2012-08-30 03:03:39 PM  

Odd Bird: Osomatic: At 14 bucks for a pack of smokes

I think the going rate for butts in NYC is about $12.


I have the misfortune and lack of willpower to know that currently, in LA, smokes will run you around 6 to 8 bucks at most liquor stores, depending on the brand, how "upscale" the store is, etc. I've been to the place next to the Marmont, and it's not particularly fancy. I also know that liquor stores that deliver generally charge about $5 for the delivery. So she could have had them delivered straight to her room's door and still come out ahead.

...although I wonder if the Marmont has a policy about no deliveries? They might, especially for a celebrity client. Still, the store is right there. Take a walk, Linds, some fresh air will probably do you good.

On the other hand, even if she had bought all her booze and smokes herself, she would still have had a whopper of an unpaid bill just with the room charges alone.
 
2012-08-30 03:08:31 PM  

beakerxf: $32 a day for parking? What the hell is "garden services"? $20 for a GTD(?) no show?

I'm in the wrong business.


We all are, really. $32 is stiff, but you can probably get away with it on the Sunset Strip. Hotels in many downtowns across the nation are charging upwards of $30 for parking too. I think I recall reading that some places in SF and New York are as high as $45 a night.

As far as the "garden" charge goes, the Chateau Marmont has a somewhat famous garden/pool area. Much celebrity gossip-worthy stuff happens there, apparently. I am going to guess that the garden charge is similar to the "resort" charges that Vegas casinos add to your bill when you're checking in, whether you plan to use the pool or not. It's a sleazy thing but it seems to be fairly common. I don't know for sure that's what the garden charge is, but it's my best guess.
 
2012-08-30 03:28:44 PM  
Hey, bel4sucks: and The_Sponge: :

Why don't you guys get a room?
 
2012-08-30 03:39:34 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Why don't you guys get a room?


#youwillgetoverit #thatjokesuckedinthesixties
 
2012-08-30 04:34:59 PM  

bel4sucks: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Why don't you guys get a room?

#youwillgetoverit #thatjokesuckedinthesixties


For most of the last 40 million posts, it was a dead heat for the "biggest mongoloid retard" crown. But using a hashtag trend outside of twitter? Well, congratulations - here's your medal:

i.imgur.com

Try not to swallow it.
 
2012-08-30 05:06:22 PM  

Mugato: TwistedFark: You probably don't have a lot of clientele that are famous millionares.

How could Lindsey Lohan possibly be a millionaire?


Don't be a twat, everyone knows that the other clientele are mostly famous and super rich. That's the point of this place.
 
2012-08-30 07:54:28 PM  

Crocodile Arms: But using a hashtag trend outside of twitter? Well, congratulations - here's your medal:


I have no clue why it pisses you dorks off so much, but it's so simple I should do it every post.
 
2012-08-30 10:50:08 PM  

frepnog: Old_Chief_Scott: *sigh*

Remember when Lindsay was cute and had a nice rack?

I do.

*sigh*

yeah, i think she was like 11.


Where's the Pedobear when ya need him?
 
2012-08-30 10:51:19 PM  
bel4sucks:

I don't need to want to fark LL to call you a biatch for wishing death on someone you've never met. Or is it that you were bullied so much you need to take it out on someone, but lack the balls to do anything but cry about wanting some chick dead?

THIS.
 
2012-08-30 11:15:46 PM  

frepnog: Old_Chief_Scott: *sigh*

Remember when Lindsay was cute and had a nice rack?

I do.

*sigh*

yeah, i think she was like 11.


What an 11-year old does not look like

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-08-31 01:04:34 AM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Hey, bel4sucks: and The_Sponge: :

Why don't you guys get a room?


Its funny cuz get a room at CM.

Crocodile Arms: bel4sucks: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Why don't you guys get a room?

#youwillgetoverit #thatjokesuckedinthesixties

For most of the last 40 million posts, it was a dead heat for the "biggest mongoloid retard" crown. But using a hashtag trend outside of twitter? Well, congratulations - here's your medal:

[i.imgur.com image 192x144]

Try not to swallow it.


Funny.cuz try not to swallow.

bel4sucks: Crocodile Arms: But using a hashtag trend outside of twitter? Well, congratulations - here's your medal:

I have no clue why it pisses you dorks off so much, but it's so simple I should do it every post.


####hashtagwantsmetopunchyouinththe throatandthenyourc*ntif*ckinhateyourwaysf*ckuamidoinitright
/you dick.
 
2012-08-31 01:30:56 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: I don't know why but I'm still horribly attracted to her.


Yeah but you'd fark mud if it had the audacity to ripple.
 
2012-08-31 05:02:10 PM  

jaytkay: frepnog: Old_Chief_Scott: *sigh*

Remember when Lindsay was cute and had a nice rack?

I do.

*sigh*

yeah, i think she was like 11.

What an 11-year old does not look like

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]


WORD
 
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