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(Curbed)   Wondering how Lindsay Lohan racked up the $46K bill that got her kicked out of the Chateau Marmont? Here it is in all its itemized glory, including $686 in cigarettes, thousands in mini-bar charges, and even a couple of iPhone chargers   (la.curbed.com) divider line 149
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2012-08-29 06:49:23 PM  
At 14 bucks for a pack of smokes, not to mention god knows how much overpriced mini-bar booze, I have to agree with Curbed: Talk a walk to the liquor store. There's one literally next door to the Chateau Marmont. Or if you're too terrified to walk a quarter of a block, well, that liquor store also delivers.

...of course, then you'd have to pay for it, instead of saying "put it on my tab," so I suppose there is that.
 
2012-08-29 10:33:59 PM  
Is it just me, or does it look like they were charging her several times per day for her stay? "corporate rate" must be the room rate..
 
2012-08-29 10:36:34 PM  
Umm doesn't her probation state she cannot drink... at all.. or am I really out of touch. So the mini bar tab would prove her in violation of her probation and put her in jail? She really needs to do that porno asap to pay off all these charges anyway. At least before the important parts rot away into an untouchable mess... oh wait.. too late!
 
2012-08-29 10:37:29 PM  

Somaticasual: Is it just me, or does it look like they were charging her several times per day for her stay? "corporate rate" must be the room rate..


She has an identical twin, remember?
 
2012-08-29 10:38:36 PM  
She can stay at my place for $46 per year.
 
2012-08-29 10:39:20 PM  
$46K per year. Yeesh!
 
2012-08-29 10:39:34 PM  
This c**t the living embodiment of the axiom that rich/famous folks are not at all held to the same set of rules the rest of us are.
 
2012-08-29 10:41:23 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
milkdog.com
cnninsession.files.wordpress.com
www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-08-29 10:42:57 PM  
My disgust is slightly overweighed by my "I wanna party with you."
 
2012-08-29 10:44:32 PM  
You said "rack"

heh heh heh

www.gruppiz.com
 
2012-08-29 10:44:38 PM  

darch: axiom


You seem really really smart.
 
2012-08-29 10:45:58 PM  
So Lodgenet is porn, right?
 
2012-08-29 10:49:22 PM  
$32 a day for parking? What the hell is "garden services"? $20 for a GTD(?) no show?

I'm in the wrong business.
 
2012-08-29 10:49:29 PM  
Jealous subby? If it was {insert your favoritre rock star here} you'd be like HARDCORE BRO!!

Hell I'd like to party with this broad and get some stank on my condomed hang-low
 
2012-08-29 10:53:34 PM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: So Lodgenet is porn, right?


Porn and/or movies
 
2012-08-29 10:57:45 PM  
My local morning talk-radio show begins each day with news from the entertainment world, and I was curious why the hell this biatch was always at the Chateau Marmont. Now, finally, I understand that she literally lived there.

/so that answers that
//I'll finally be able to sleep at night, now
 
2012-08-29 11:05:02 PM  

brap: My disgust is slightly overweighed by my "I wanna party with you."


She's kind of a sad story, really never had a shot. I think it's entirely possible that if Disney hadn't come along her parents would have pushed her into porn. They are seriously that sleazy.
 
2012-08-29 11:06:53 PM  
She is about 4 weeks away from everyone seeing her take it in the pooper.
 
2012-08-29 11:08:39 PM  
I wish it listed what movies she watched.

I'll bet it was Mean Girls, which explains the minibar bill and the crying.

Or Black on Blonde Gangbang Seven, which explains the note taking.
 
2012-08-29 11:13:36 PM  
Since Coutney is 18 today, how long before there is a lesbian porn of these two?
 
2012-08-29 11:19:30 PM  
They knew what they were getting into when they allowed Lindsay Lohan in.

i895.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-29 11:21:25 PM  
if "corporate rate" is how much she's charged for the room, then that rate changed from $380 up to $615...and the letter from the manager said she started her stay on May 30th but on the header of her bill it states she stayed starting 6/23...Lohan may have not coughed up the dough, but it looks like the hotel was up to some shenanigans of its own....
 
2012-08-29 11:32:25 PM  

Balchinian: She is about 4 weeks away from everyone seeing her take it in the pooper.


I just happen to be free on September 26th.
 
2012-08-29 11:32:45 PM  
The hell is a 'garden tax'? Is that off the record talk for weed?
 
2012-08-29 11:34:09 PM  

Sachlpch: if "corporate rate" is how much she's charged for the room, then that rate changed from $380 up to $615...and the letter from the manager said she started her stay on May 30th but on the header of her bill it states she stayed starting 6/23...Lohan may have not coughed up the dough, but it looks like the hotel was up to some shenanigans of its own....


Actually there is an adjustment where they remove money saying the wrong rate was billed. I believe it was a -900ish number.
 
2012-08-29 11:42:59 PM  

Osomatic: At 14 bucks for a pack of smokes, not to mention god knows how much overpriced mini-bar booze, I have to agree with Curbed: Talk a walk to the liquor store. There's one literally next door to the Chateau Marmont. Or if you're too terrified to walk a quarter of a block, well, that liquor store also delivers.

...of course, then you'd have to pay for it, instead of saying "put it on my tab," so I suppose there is that.


This. Everyone with half a brain knows hotel minibars are the ultimate ripoffs.
 
2012-08-29 11:44:08 PM  
This waste of oxygen isn't dead yet?
 
2012-08-29 11:48:04 PM  

brap: My disgust is slightly overweighed by my "I wanna party with you."


Yup. I'm sure she'd be an awesome person to party with, but anyone who thinks she's sexy probably hasn't considered how often she's covered in vomit (or they're into that sort of thing.)
 
2012-08-29 11:51:08 PM  

MrEricSir: brap: My disgust is slightly overweighed by my "I wanna party with you."

Yup. I'm sure she'd be an awesome person to party with, but anyone who thinks she's sexy probably hasn't considered how often she's covered in vomit (or they're into that sort of thing.)


As long as you are the one paying for it......
 
2012-08-29 11:51:09 PM  

paleryder69: Umm doesn't her probation state she cannot drink... at all.. or am I really out of touch. So the mini bar tab would prove her in violation of her probation and put her in jail?


Have you ever seen what they charge for a small bag of peanuts? How about if, God Forbid, you grab a Diet Coke out of there? You can rack up serious mini bar charges without going near the "bar" part.

/15 bucks for a 2 oz bag of Macadamia nuts at one time. I learned man, I learned.
 
2012-08-29 11:54:34 PM  
Surprised they didn't book her into the John Belushi suite and let her go nuts.
 
2012-08-30 12:01:36 AM  
I'm just in awe at how many cigarettes she goes through. The stupid side of me says Party but the smart side says that is probably one stinky biatch. I'm sure I wouldn't be sober if I was with her.
 
2012-08-30 12:03:32 AM  
She should check in room 1408 at the Dolphin Hotel in New York. Might turn her whole life around.
 
2012-08-30 12:04:55 AM  

Sachlpch: if "corporate rate" is how much she's charged for the room, then that rate changed from $380 up to $615...and the letter from the manager said she started her stay on May 30th but on the header of her bill it states she stayed starting 6/23...Lohan may have not coughed up the dough, but it looks like the hotel was up to some shenanigans of its own....


This.
 
2012-08-30 12:07:06 AM  
I bet she didn't tip either.
 
2012-08-30 12:16:28 AM  

Remarkable_Anus: I'm just in awe at how many cigarettes she goes through.


It looked like 4 packs every three days, no more than two packs a day. To a regular smoker that really isn't that much, especially when you spend most of the day on the phone and what not. If you don't have to wait until "smoke break" its easy to get into a cigarette every 45 minutes or so.

/Especially if you are stressed, which I'm sure she is
 
2012-08-30 12:17:49 AM  

Remarkable_Anus: I'm just in awe at how many cigarettes she goes through.


Also no knowledge all those smokes were for her (this also goes to the mini bar part). Hanger-ons might have given her some help there.
 
2012-08-30 12:21:26 AM  
100 dollars for a candle. I wonder how much Chore Boy she stole off of the maids' cart?
 
2012-08-30 12:22:57 AM  

ozarkmatt: paleryder69: Umm doesn't her probation state she cannot drink... at all.. or am I really out of touch. So the mini bar tab would prove her in violation of her probation and put her in jail?

Have you ever seen what they charge for a small bag of peanuts? How about if, God Forbid, you grab a Diet Coke out of there? You can rack up serious mini bar charges without going near the "bar" part.

/15 bucks for a 2 oz bag of Macadamia nuts at one time. I learned man, I learned.


I once grabbed the mini bottle of champagne at the Ritz. $75 I think for a $20 bottle at retail.

/damn you, party liquor
 
2012-08-30 12:39:04 AM  

ozarkmatt: Remarkable_Anus: I'm just in awe at how many cigarettes she goes through.

It looked like 4 packs every three days, no more than two packs a day. To a regular smoker that really isn't that much, especially when you spend most of the day on the phone and what not. If you don't have to wait until "smoke break" its easy to get into a cigarette every 45 minutes or so.

/Especially if you are stressed, which I'm sure she is


Fair enough...

/non-smoker
//She probably still stinks :)
 
2012-08-30 12:42:34 AM  

paleryder69: Umm doesn't her probation state she cannot drink... at all.. or am I really out of touch. So the mini bar tab would prove her in violation of her probation and put her in jail?


The minibar tab just means someone took the booze. It doesn't prove anything other than that.

She's financially liable for it and that is all.
 
2012-08-30 01:00:36 AM  

PsyLord: They knew what they were getting into when they allowed Lindsay Lohan in.




I say, let her crash!
 
2012-08-30 01:23:11 AM  

ozarkmatt: Remarkable_Anus: I'm just in awe at how many cigarettes she goes through.

It looked like 4 packs every three days, no more than two packs a day. To a regular smoker that really isn't that much, especially when you spend most of the day on the phone and what not. If you don't have to wait until "smoke break" its easy to get into a cigarette every 45 minutes or so.

/Especially if you are stressed drunk, which I'm sure she is


Actually, when I smoked I struggled to keep it down to 1 cigarette every half-hour when I was drunk.
 
2012-08-30 01:44:47 AM  
$386.50 for a one in house time laundry bill? Hell, I will drive to Hollywood, pick up laundry, bring it home, sort out the used panties and sell to Japanese businessmen, wash, dry and fold the rest, drive back to Hollywood, drop off, and still make a huge profit.
 
2012-08-30 02:07:02 AM  
The smoking definitely explains her bad complexion.
 
2012-08-30 02:12:42 AM  
Anderson's Pooper:

She can stay at my place for $46 per year.

She can stay here for free. I'll even share with her my SNAP (fornerly known as "Food Stamps").

But she'll have to buy her own cigarettes. I had to quit to afford Old Crow.
 
2012-08-30 02:15:23 AM  

joepainter: Handsome B. Wonderful: So Lodgenet is porn, right?

Porn and/or movies


Funny how lodgenet claims that "no titles will appear on your bill", but a regular movie costs 4.99 and porn costs 12.99.
 
2012-08-30 02:16:29 AM  
Happy Hours:

Actually, when I smoked I struggled to keep it down to 1 cigarette every half-hour when I was drunk.

When I smoked I couldn't afford booze. Or hookers.

I still can't afford hookers.
 
2012-08-30 02:18:41 AM  
ozarkmatt:

Also no knowledge all those smokes were for her (this also goes to the mini bar part). Hanger-ons might have given her some help there.

If Lindsay lets me hang on her I'll buy my own booze!
 
2012-08-30 02:20:05 AM  
So is she broke, or what?
 
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