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(Yahoo)   Rudy Giuliani, knowing that the surest way to a voter's heart is to say they're stupid, says that Americans made a mistake in 2008, and have somewhere between 9 and 11 weeks to fix it   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line 94
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2012-08-29 08:15:45 PM  
Oh look it's his arch nemesis

sheerthought.com
 
2012-08-29 08:56:26 PM  
Unemployment is not where we want it to be.

And that is ALL the GOP has to attack Obama with, besides their hazy "he doesn't understand being America" race dog whistles.

In virtually every other metric, Obama has done a damned fine job of turning the pile of Republican dogshiat he was left into a bowl of good, but not great, edible food.
 
2012-08-29 09:00:38 PM  
noun, verb, 9/11.
 
2012-08-29 09:08:21 PM  
If I've told you nine times, Rudy, I've told you eleven. Go the fark away already.
 
2012-08-29 09:11:24 PM  
Rudy Giuliani, knowing that the surest way to a voter's heart is to say they're stupid,

0.tqn.com
 
2012-08-29 09:12:25 PM  
Not everyone was stupid in 2008.
 
2012-08-29 09:13:42 PM  
"If I had to select somebody to straighten out my business, I wouldn't necessarily select the cool guy, I'd select the competent guy,"

How about the guy who will come in, take over the business, do a whole bunch of shady deals all the while smiling and swearing it is in your best interests, then one day you come in and your desk is in the corridor and a very sharp lawyer is explaining how you don't actually own the business any more and frankly you are lucky not to be in jail. Two weeks later the place is empty, the work has moved to China, and You never see the 'competent' guy again.
 
2012-08-29 09:14:34 PM  
Judging by how Romney has been running his campaign and the amount of personal appeal he possesses, he is neither competent nor cool.
 
2012-08-29 09:15:55 PM  
FTA: Rudy Giuliani: Election between 'Mr. Cool' and 'Mr. Competent'

An emotionless android isn't "cool".

What? The other way?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-08-29 09:16:34 PM  
Is it just me, or is the GOP being especially douche-y this election?

I mean I seriously wouldn't give a fark if every last one of these turds died in a goddamn fire.

They're the most low-rent classless jackholes I've ever seen.

"fark it! Either we win or we're going to shiat on everything. Pull out all the farking stops! Nothing is too low, nothing is too childish, there is no bridge too far. You crap in your hand and fling it at him to make his suit stink if you have to!!!!"
 
2012-08-29 09:17:15 PM  
Rudy Guiliani can burn in the hottest corner of the hell he believes in solely for his speech at the RNC in 2008. That whole convention was about banging the war drums and pimping the dead of 9/11, and his speech was the equivalent of whipping out his pecker and taking a nice warm whiz all over the corpses. It was insulting, it was degrading, and it was pathetic. Much like him.

TL;DR --> Rudy, go fark yourself with the rounded end of a Louisville Slugger.
 
2012-08-29 09:19:25 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Rudy Guiliani can burn in the hottest corner of the hell he believes in solely for his speech at the RNC in 2008. That whole convention was about banging the war drums and pimping the dead of 9/11, and his speech was the equivalent of whipping out his pecker and taking a nice warm whiz all over the corpses. It was insulting, it was degrading, and it was pathetic. Much like him.

TL;DR --> Rudy, go fark yourself with the rounded end of a Louisville Slugger.


And then Obama went and killed Bin Laden. I don't think they're EVER going to forgive him for that.
 
2012-08-29 09:20:35 PM  
Am I the only person rooting for Romney to win the White House but only if the Republicans lose Congress?
 
2012-08-29 09:22:17 PM  

SamFlagg: Am I the only person rooting for Romney to win the White House but only if the Republicans lose Congress?


No, because the thought of him reacting to a crisis goddamn scares me, given the way he's managed his campaign...
 
2012-08-29 09:23:56 PM  

SamFlagg: Am I the only person rooting for Romney to win the White House but only if the Republicans lose Congress?


Why in the name of would you want Romney in the White House, under any circumstances?
 
2012-08-29 09:24:17 PM  
So, the guy who couldn't beat the guy who couldn't beat Obama is Giuliani's idea of 'competent'?
 
2012-08-29 09:24:19 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Oh look it's his arch nemesis

[sheerthought.com image 240x337]


Have you seen the documentary called "Limelight" that his daughter made about his career? I caught it a few weeks ago on Netflix streaming. It was pretty interesting and entertaining.
 
2012-08-29 09:25:11 PM  

Coco LaFemme: SamFlagg: Am I the only person rooting for Romney to win the White House but only if the Republicans lose Congress?

Why in the name of [insert deity here] would you want Romney in the White House, under any circumstances?


Hmm, I was trying to put something between inverted carets and it didn't work. Let's try it in brackets this time.
 
2012-08-29 09:25:29 PM  
And JINGO was his name-o...
 
2012-08-29 09:26:45 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Unemployment is not where we want it to be.

And that is ALL the GOP has to attack Obama with, besides their hazy "he doesn't understand being America" race dog whistles.

In virtually every other metric, Obama has done a damned fine job of turning the pile of Republican dogshiat he was left into a bowl of good, but not great, edible food.


BAH! He single handedly incurred 16 trillion in national debt by sending Moochelle all over the world to eat lobster stuffed caviar and sending his unsupervised kids to Tijuana!!!!
 
2012-08-29 09:28:02 PM  
Obama has failed as a President because we made sure he couldn't accomplish anything worthwhile! So vote GOP!
 
2012-08-29 09:30:18 PM  
If it wasn't for the current crop of republicans I would never have been able to understand how completely necessary the excesses of the French (and other) revolution(s) were. So thanks for that you toe tapping, child raping, repressed, deviant, cancer loving, sociopaths.
 
2012-08-29 09:31:15 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Coco LaFemme: SamFlagg: Am I the only person rooting for Romney to win the White House but only if the Republicans lose Congress?

Why in the name of [insert deity here] would you want Romney in the White House, under any circumstances?

Hmm, I was trying to put something between inverted carets and it didn't work. Let's try it in brackets this time.


SamFlagg, I was going to say you were the only person who would even understand what you posted.

Then I saw Coco's reply. And I thought: Silly person! (me) He wants Romney to enjoy the same delightful experience of being President with a Congress that hates him as Obama got to!
 
2012-08-29 09:31:56 PM  

Tickle Mittens: If it wasn't for the current crop of republicans I would never have been able to understand how completely necessary the excesses of the French (and other) revolution(s) were. So thanks for that you toe tapping, child raping, repressed, deviant, cancer loving, sociopaths.



Personally I have always blamed Lincoln for not taking care of the problem after the Confederacy lost. We are seeing the Party of Jefferson Davis try and hijack the country again.
 
2012-08-29 09:33:24 PM  

theknuckler_33: BAH! He single handedly incurred 16 trillion in national debt by sending Moochelle all over the world to eat lobster stuffed caviar and sending his unsupervised kids to Tijuana!!!!


And that's not even counting the trillion dollars per day Fartbongo spent using a carrier group as a taxi service to India, or accounting for his mustard and arugula habits.
 
2012-08-29 09:35:27 PM  

Coco LaFemme: SamFlagg: Am I the only person rooting for Romney to win the White House but only if the Republicans lose Congress?

Why in the name of would you want Romney in the White House, under any circumstances?


Largely because at present I see four possible outcomes.

Outcome 1) Most Likely - Obama is reelected and the Republicans maintain control of the house. Another 4 years of the current round of BS.

Outcome 2) 2nd Most Likely - Romney wins and Democrats Hold the Senate and Republicans Hold the House. I forsee the Senate dithering just as much as the house currently does, oh good.

Outcome 3) Romney Wins and Republicans control all of congress. I saw this movie before, Republicans control all of government it was bad, would not like to see again.

Outcome 4) Romney Wins and Democrats control congress. Presuming the Democrats act less like Children than the Republicans do, something might get fixed in the country.

Outcome 5) Obama Wins and Democrats Sweep congress. While part of me would like that to be a wake up call to the Republican Party that they've gone so far past electability it isn't funny, I doubt it would work.

Honestly the reason I would like to see a Romney Win and a Democratic sweep of congress is maybe just maybe we could unpolarize everything just a bit, I mean how would the two sides even react to that?

For the record I think Obama suffers one of the primary problems that Bush had, that Reagan and Clinton did not. The President doesn't actively lead his party, I mean I'm not asking him to go all LBJ on the Democrats here, but it would be nice if perhaps he would attempt to steer the Democratic party. (Granted Romney is even worse at being the head of his party so I think at best a Romney win would be like going from Ford to Carter, meh)
 
2012-08-29 09:36:27 PM  

technicolor-misfit: Is it just me, or is the GOP being especially douche-y this election?

I mean I seriously wouldn't give a fark if every last one of these turds died in a goddamn fire.

They're the most low-rent classless jackholes I've ever seen.

"fark it! Either we win or we're going to shiat on everything. Pull out all the farking stops! Nothing is too low, nothing is too childish, there is no bridge too far. You crap in your hand and fling it at him to make his suit stink if you have to!!!!"


They've made the most basic of mistakes in completely misunderestmating their opponent, who defeated pretty much the entire Democratic Party machine in 2008.
 
2012-08-29 09:39:34 PM  
So we should have voted for McCain / Palin in 2008?

And he said that with a straight face?

He must have taken 9 to 11 hits of acid before going on stage.
 
2012-08-29 09:41:47 PM  

technicolor-misfit: Is it just me, or is the GOP being especially douche-y this election?

I mean I seriously wouldn't give a fark if every last one of these turds died in a goddamn fire.

They're the most low-rent classless jackholes I've ever seen.

"fark it! Either we win or we're going to shiat on everything. Pull out all the farking stops! Nothing is too low, nothing is too childish, there is no bridge too far. You crap in your hand and fling it at him to make his suit stink if you have to!!!!"


It's not even just the national level. Republicans local to me have been registering websites with names like 'kraazykatz.com' and 'wackywagner.com', to which they post heavily edited videos. It's as if their campaigns are being run by snotty middle-school girls. It's gone beyond obnoxious and has just become downright depressing. At least to me.

/fifth request and counting to be removed from Greg Ball's mailing lists
//fourth request for Hayworth's.
///NO idea how the hell they even got my name
 
2012-08-29 09:41:58 PM  
You had a speaking line in an Adam Sandler movie, Rudy. You're opinion is irrelevant.
 
2012-08-29 09:43:50 PM  
You'd think that out of ALL people, the guy who was Mayor of New York City on 9/11 would want to reelect the guy who helped kill Osama bin Laden.
 
2012-08-29 09:48:22 PM  

John Buck 41: Not everyone was stupid in 2008.


True enough. Some people will always be beyond stupid.
 
2012-08-29 09:50:52 PM  
I love that this is how faint the praise gets for Romney - he's Mr. Competent. What, was Mr. Perfectly Adequate not an option?
 
2012-08-29 09:52:09 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: You'd think that out of ALL people, the guy who was Mayor of New York City on 9/11 would want to reelect the guy who helped kill Osama bin Laden.


But that was "muslim on muslim" crime, silly.
 
2012-08-29 09:52:47 PM  
208.116.9.205
 
2012-08-29 09:53:14 PM  
The only mistake we made in 2008 was not reducing the GOP to a tiny minority in the Hose and Senate.
 
2012-08-29 09:53:50 PM  

rcantley: I love that this is how faint the praise gets for Romney - he's Mr. Competent. What, was Mr. Perfectly Adequate not an option?


Mr Acceptable, or Mr At-Least-He's-Not-Black.
 
2012-08-29 10:01:38 PM  

John Buck 41: Not everyone was stupid in 2008.


No, just 53% of the voters...
 
2012-08-29 10:02:30 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: You'd think that out of ALL people, the guy who was Mayor of New York City on 9/11 would want to reelect the guy who helped kill Osama bin Laden.


I didn't know any of Seal Team 6 had been elected to anything. Please tell me more.
 
2012-08-29 10:02:47 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: If I've told you nine times, Rudy, I've told you eleven. Go the fark away already.


L'dOL hard at this. Wish I had an opportunity to use it IRL. If you came up with this, kudos.

/chuckling again as I re-read it
//but can't explain why it's so funny
 
2012-08-29 10:06:28 PM  

Quaker: Because People in power are Stupid: Oh look it's his arch nemesis

[sheerthought.com image 240x337]

Have you seen the documentary called "Limelight" that his daughter made about his career? I caught it a few weeks ago on Netflix streaming. It was pretty interesting and entertaining.


I thought it was sad, that Giuliani could hound some guy because he wore an eyepatch and owned a few clubs in NYC.
 
2012-08-29 10:09:01 PM  

technicolor-misfit: Is it just me, or is the GOP being especially douche-y this election?

I mean I seriously wouldn't give a fark if every last one of these turds died in a goddamn fire.

They're the most low-rent classless jackholes I've ever seen.

"fark it! Either we win or we're going to shiat on everything. Pull out all the farking stops! Nothing is too low, nothing is too childish, there is no bridge too far. You crap in your hand and fling it at him to make his suit stink if you have to!!!!"


Actually, the opposite. The left has been colossally douchey this election season. It's like they're channeling the GOP of 2004 or 1992 and feel that reelection is their absolute right and anyone who opposes them is the stupidest, evilest possible person. It's really off-putting. Disturbingly classless.
 
2012-08-29 10:09:25 PM  

Arachnophobe: technicolor-misfit: Is it just me, or is the GOP being especially douche-y this election?

I mean I seriously wouldn't give a fark if every last one of these turds died in a goddamn fire.

They're the most low-rent classless jackholes I've ever seen.

"fark it! Either we win or we're going to shiat on everything. Pull out all the farking stops! Nothing is too low, nothing is too childish, there is no bridge too far. You crap in your hand and fling it at him to make his suit stink if you have to!!!!"

It's not even just the national level. Republicans local to me have been registering websites with names like 'kraazykatz.com' and 'wackywagner.com', to which they post heavily edited videos. It's as if their campaigns are being run by snotty middle-school girls. It's gone beyond obnoxious and has just become downright depressing. At least to me.

/fifth request and counting to be removed from Greg Ball's mailing lists
//fourth request for Hayworth's.
///NO idea how the hell they even got my name



That's funny, I just expressed this sentiment on facebook and said "It's like they're campaigning for leadership of the cattiest sorority on campus."

I would say "great minds think alike," but I think it's just that they REALLY ARE acting exactly like a bunch of rejects from some MTV reality show about teenage girls competing for the cheerleading squad or something..

"Tonight on Catfight, Mittens and Pauline go toe-to-toe with the competition... 'oh no you , dih-ih, gurrrrrrrl... with yo' fake-ass handbag... Gucci? More like hoochie!!!!!"
 
2012-08-29 10:11:19 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: technicolor-misfit: Is it just me, or is the GOP being especially douche-y this election?

I mean I seriously wouldn't give a fark if every last one of these turds died in a goddamn fire.

They're the most low-rent classless jackholes I've ever seen.

"fark it! Either we win or we're going to shiat on everything. Pull out all the farking stops! Nothing is too low, nothing is too childish, there is no bridge too far. You crap in your hand and fling it at him to make his suit stink if you have to!!!!"

Actually, the opposite. The left has been colossally douchey this election season. It's like they're channeling the GOP of 2004 or 1992 and feel that reelection is their absolute right and anyone who opposes them is the stupidest, evilest possible person. It's really off-putting. Disturbingly classless.



Why didn't you just say "we're rubber you're glue!!!"


Nuh-uh, you're douche-y and classless!!!
 
2012-08-29 10:11:53 PM  
Yeah Rudy, you want to explain why you helped maku sure developers made a ton basically tearing up neighborhoods in Manhattan but did squat to help the people living in slums in the Bronx, Queens and Brooklyn?
 
2012-08-29 10:13:07 PM  

Cargo: Don't Troll Me Bro!: If I've told you nine times, Rudy, I've told you eleven. Go the fark away already.

L'dOL hard at this. Wish I had an opportunity to use it IRL. If you came up with this, kudos.

/chuckling again as I re-read it
//but can't explain why it's so funny


Heh, yeah that's mine. Came up with that just now, then forgot I even wrote it. Decided to get some beers and watch the trainwreck in Tampa. By all means, use that if IRL if you get the chance.

/Damn, that is funny
//kinda proud.... and drunk
 
2012-08-29 10:20:26 PM  
Competent? Romney's cynical campaign so far shows no competency whatsoever.

Everyday it's the same thing. A Romney campaign statement goes out, then it's retracted almost immediately. I heard that there is a medical journal ready to publish the finding that every time the Republican candidate for President takes a dump the poop goes right back up his asshole.

Romney, the boomerang candidate. And, how do you avoid the disgusting stuff over here ->
If it's not standard work place visuals, it needs to get off the main page, in my opinion.
 
2012-08-29 10:22:35 PM  

shotglasss: I didn't know any of Seal Team 6 had been elected to anything. Please tell me more.


I don't know why we even hunted bin Laden, he wasn't flying the planes.
 
2012-08-29 10:22:52 PM  

shotglasss: HellRaisingHoosier: You'd think that out of ALL people, the guy who was Mayor of New York City on 9/11 would want to reelect the guy who helped kill Osama bin Laden.

I didn't know any of Seal Team 6 had been elected to anything. Please tell me more.


The guy who gave the order for the raid and planned key details is our current President. Does it physically hurt you Republican dipshiats to give Obama credit for *anything*?
 
2012-08-29 10:24:20 PM  

Delay: Romney, the boomerang candidate. And, how do you avoid the disgusting stuff over here ->
If it's not standard work place visuals, it needs to get off the main page, in my opinion.


Just ad block it. I've got that whole side of the screen blank.
 
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