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(KTRH Newsradio)   A guy dressed as Neptune wants to have a serious discussion about Portland putting fluoride in the water   (ktrh.com ) divider line
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2012-08-29 04:39:43 PM  
i187.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-29 04:53:10 PM  
He dresses like Neptune but acts like Uranus.
 
2012-08-29 05:08:22 PM  

UberDave: He dresses like Neptune but acts like Uranus.


well played.

img338.imageshack.us

I'd listen to her talk about it tho
 
2012-08-29 05:09:13 PM  
i22.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-29 05:25:10 PM  
i159.photobucket.com 

This guy couldn't even be bothered to dress up. Why should I believe him?
 
2012-08-29 06:04:58 PM  
They want the fluoride in the water because it calcifies your pineal gland preventing you from communicating with the extra-dimensional self-transforming machine elves. Wake up, people!
 
2012-08-29 06:11:06 PM  
And this will make your argument more credible... how?
 
2012-08-29 06:23:53 PM  
Viral marketing for Trident gum.
/I'll have a pack of Chewlies.
 
2012-08-29 06:29:06 PM  
So far what I've seen is an anecdotal report from 1 doctor who thinks fluoride and gilbert's syndrome interact.
 
2012-08-29 06:31:35 PM  
pbfcomics.com
 
2012-08-29 06:35:58 PM  
Damn Flouridians!
 
2012-08-29 06:42:27 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-29 07:30:30 PM  
I can't be the ONLY one who read that headline and thought he was dressed as the PLANET Neptune.

Right?
 
2012-08-29 07:33:13 PM  

Ambivalence: I can't be the ONLY one who read that headline and thought he was dressed as the PLANET Neptune.

Right?


I just came from the Drake equation thread, so no. You weren't the only one.
 
2012-08-29 07:47:11 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And this will make your argument more credible... how?


If you can't trust the God of the Sea, who can you trust?
 
2012-08-29 07:54:29 PM  
He knows NOTHING of his work.
 
2012-08-29 07:55:19 PM  
i212.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-08-29 07:55:41 PM  
venturebrosblog.com

Just throwing this out there... What if he actually IS Neptune? And he's back and all pissed off that no one gives a crap about Neptune any more?
 
2012-08-29 07:56:36 PM  
Dentists love flouride. Keeps their capping business going.
 
2012-08-29 07:56:57 PM  
There's so much fluoride in my well water now that there's a health advisory about it for people across several counties.

Damned gubmint probably put it there. :| Commies.
 
2012-08-29 07:57:13 PM  
cbs102jamzorland.files.wordpress.com

What a Gilbert's Syndrome sufferer might look like
 
2012-08-29 08:00:12 PM  
And we are supposed to take this serious when the dipshiat filming cannot even hold the I-gadget the correct way for a video? Sam/Neptune might have a good point or two but I had a really hard time watching that without turning my head to the side like a confused dog.
 
2012-08-29 08:01:00 PM  
Embarrassed for his dad...
upload.wikimedia.org

/Not obscure
 
2012-08-29 08:03:38 PM  
First the birth certificate, then vaccines and now this? Donald Trump has really lost it.
 
2012-08-29 08:05:09 PM  

fusillade762: They want the fluoride in the water because it calcifies your pineal gland preventing you from communicating with the extra-dimensional self-transforming machine elves. Wake up, people!


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-29 08:08:12 PM  

shanrick: fusillade762: They want the fluoride in the water because it calcifies your pineal gland preventing you from communicating with the extra-dimensional self-transforming machine elves. Wake up, people!

[i.imgur.com image 208x317]


That was a freaky show. I'll have to re-watch it.
 
2012-08-29 08:08:44 PM  
I thought those anti-fluoride tirades went out with the '60s. What is up with some people?

/It wouldn't be Fark without them.
 
2012-08-29 08:10:29 PM  
As fluoride helps to prevent cavities, we should add it to municipal water to make sure that we all benefit.

As sunscreen helps to prevent skin cancer, we should spray it over our cities from airplanes to make sure that we all benefit.
 
2012-08-29 08:20:08 PM  

tb tibbles: I thought those anti-fluoride tirades went out with the '60s. What is up with some people?


It's retro, and retro is always in fashion.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Vietnam War protest to get to.
 
2012-08-29 08:20:51 PM  

Ambivalence: I can't be the ONLY one who read that headline and thought he was dressed as the PLANET Neptune.

Right?


I was hoping it would be the planet. Alas, now I am left to wonder whether he wears anything under that toga, and whether he realizes he cannot spell.
 
2012-08-29 08:22:48 PM  
You have been trolled. But he has a point. Next it will be chlorine they want to add to the water and you know who else used chlorine gas.
 
2012-08-29 08:23:43 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And this will make your argument more credible... how?


Credibility can hurt your argument in Portland.
 
2012-08-29 08:25:21 PM  

Ambivalence: I can't be the ONLY one who read that headline and thought he was dressed as the PLANET Neptune.

Right?


I clicked on the link curious to see how a person would dress up like a planet. Quickly realized I had the wrong Neptune.
 
2012-08-29 08:25:54 PM  
What you need to do is just get a job with the city, put yourself in charge of adding the flouride to the water, then just stop doing it:

Link
 
2012-08-29 08:26:21 PM  

greyw1980: You have been trolled. But he has a point. Next it will be chlorine they want to add to the water and you know who else used chlorine gas.


Then what? Bromine gas? Iodine tablets? When will this halogenic catastrophe end?
 
2012-08-29 08:38:10 PM  
Flouride in the water is obviously the main reason for our nation's problems with gluten intolerance.
 
2012-08-29 08:41:01 PM  
www.iwatchstuff.com


"And who the fark is this joker?"
 
2012-08-29 08:42:22 PM  
Cacao to flouride.....Cacao to this video....
 
2012-08-29 08:44:09 PM  

Sunidesus: I clicked on the link curious to see how a person would dress up like a planet.


www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com

/Obviously not Neptune, but you get the idea.
 
2012-08-29 08:51:32 PM  
Look, you need fluoride in your diet. Also aluminum.

If you could cut out fluoride 100%, or cut out aluminum 100%, you would have extremely weak bones, if you were alive at all.

fortunately we live on a planet where aluminum is in every soil sample from every part of the world, and fluoride is in a lot of natural water supplies.

Everyone on the planet gets some fluoride in their diet. but some people have water supplies with next to none, and they characteristically have weaker teeth.

Too much fluoride can give you bad teeth too, but that is pretty rare, even in areas where the naturally occurring fluoride content in the water is several times the allowable limit for artificial fluoridation.
 
2012-08-29 08:52:58 PM  

coldcuts: What you need to do is just get a job with the city, put yourself in charge of adding the flouride to the water, then just stop doing it:

Link


From your link: Public Works Director Lonnie Frost, whose wife, Shelley, had led the opposition against fluoride.

.....and then thaaaaat's where the fight started. The Mrs. got an attitude with an approved public works project.
 
2012-08-29 08:56:27 PM  
I had flouridated water until I was 13. Never had a cavity and consumed enough sugar to give a farking horse diabetes. Not until I moved from the SF bay area to eastern WA with it's hard, mineralized, non flouridated water did I have one. By 16 I had 11 cavities with the same brushing and eating habits I had in CA.
 
2012-08-29 09:01:21 PM  
ask any Mermaid you happen to sea
what's the best fluoride?
Colgate of the see
 
2012-08-29 09:05:05 PM  
The machine elves are after our primes:

Link
 
2012-08-29 09:14:39 PM  

KrispyKritter: ask any Mermaid you happen to sea
what's the best fluoride?
Colgate of the see


The local Bishop is in charge of fluoridation?

I never would have thought.
 
2012-08-29 09:18:18 PM  
Quit trying to save people, you dumbass. 6.5 billion of us farkers and going nowhere but up. Peeps gotta die a lot faster.

/ as long as it's not me
 
2012-08-29 09:24:03 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: [i159.photobucket.com image 350x466] 

This guy couldn't even be bothered to dress up. Why should I believe him?


That's his good jacket. He is weari ng a button down shirt, he IS dressed up.
 
2012-08-29 09:24:08 PM  

shanrick: fusillade762: They want the fluoride in the water because it calcifies your pineal gland preventing you from communicating with the extra-dimensional self-transforming machine elves. Wake up, people!

[i.imgur.com image 208x317]


Heh. I still have that on VHS somewhere. That and "Re-animator".
 
2012-08-29 09:27:47 PM  
As someone who was inspired by Merpalooza to portray Neptune there next year, I'm getting a swift kick of my tailfin out of these replies.
 
2012-08-29 09:38:26 PM  
Give me one good reason for putting additional fluoride in the water. Dental cavities does not count as a valid answer.
 
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