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2012-08-29 04:35:38 PM
I like this.
 
2012-08-29 04:51:44 PM
Well, it will help the hangover I have from getting after-dinner wasted the evening before.
 
2012-08-29 05:15:38 PM
What does this gesture FTFA mean?

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I see people use it all the time and yet I don't understand it.  The V-finger gesture once signified victory...but, that's obsolete. Later, it took on the meaning of "peace"...but, many of the people displaying it aren't even remotely peaceful.

Am I just getting old?

I mean, I DO want young people to stay off my lawn.
 
2012-08-29 05:25:11 PM

eraser8: What does this gesture FTFA mean?

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I see people use it all the time and yet I don't understand it.  The V-finger gesture once signified victory...but, that's obsolete. Later, it took on the meaning of "peace"...but, many of the people displaying it aren't even remotely peaceful.

Am I just getting old?

I mean, I DO want young people to stay off my lawn.


It means "Up yours".

itsmountwonderful.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-29 05:27:35 PM

eraser8: What does this gesture FTFA mean?


It's big in Korea, amongst Koreans.

You know, in Korea.
 
2012-08-29 05:28:28 PM
Why....why is this a thing? This does not need to be a thing.
 
2012-08-29 05:38:31 PM
Dominique Zamora likes alcohol.

I support this.
 
2012-08-29 06:20:15 PM

eraser8: What does this gesture FTFA mean?

[foodbeast.com image 70x85]

I see people use it all the time and yet I don't understand it.  The V-finger gesture once signified victory...but, that's obsolete. Later, it took on the meaning of "peace"...but, many of the people displaying it aren't even remotely peaceful.

Am I just getting old?

I mean, I DO want young people to stay off my lawn.


I think in this context it means "vodak"
 
2012-08-29 06:29:46 PM
Aw, I remember getting "breakfast wasted." Good times. That was... what, eight or nine hours ago? Man, time flies.
 
2012-08-29 06:46:34 PM
While normally I shun champaign cocktails mimosas always fit the bill for breakfast wasted.
 
2012-08-29 06:48:49 PM
Has subby never heard of "brunch"?

/bottomless mimosas, ftw
 
2012-08-29 06:48:52 PM

EvilEgg: While normally I shun champaign cocktails mimosas always fit the bill for breakfast wasted.


We've just moved up to screwdrivers.
 
2012-08-29 06:49:29 PM
A homebrewer friend of mine did an oatmeal stout with coffee and honey. It's a beer specifically designed for breakfast.
 
2012-08-29 06:50:16 PM
Yes, before you take the kids to school and head into work, make sure that every tissue in your body is soaked with premium Georgi Waffle-Flavored Vodka.

Georgi: Before You Drive
 
2012-08-29 06:51:46 PM
i just ate 2 weed cookies (400 mg each)?

good idea??

xcharts.com
(my desk)
 
2012-08-29 06:52:50 PM
This could work as a Breaking Bad product placement.
 
2012-08-29 06:53:36 PM

eraser8: I see people use it all the time and yet I don't understand it.  The V-finger gesture once signified victory...but, that's obsolete. Later, it took on the meaning of "peace"...but, many of the people displaying it aren't even remotely peaceful.


Peace, as in peace out, as in later, at least among my generation.
 
2012-08-29 06:55:01 PM
I'd be willing to try a Waffletini, but the popcorn vodak sounds gross.
 
2012-08-29 06:57:38 PM
this vodak is for twatwaffles
real men water maple trees with ethanol and raep the rewards next season
 
2012-08-29 06:58:33 PM
Would you like a little wake n' bake on the side of your breakfast wasted?
 
2012-08-29 06:58:44 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

underrated album..
 
2012-08-29 06:59:59 PM
breakfast wasted wasn't a thing before?
 
2012-08-29 07:01:07 PM
Finally, an alternative to Beerios!
 
2012-08-29 07:04:07 PM
www.2beerguys.com
 
2012-08-29 07:05:03 PM
STUPID!!
 
2012-08-29 07:05:24 PM
arrrgghh egglespseeeghlhalaaa HITLER
PERVITIN 5mg
 
2012-08-29 07:05:25 PM
I prefer the wake n bake myself.
 
2012-08-29 07:07:31 PM

alowishus: [www.2beerguys.com image 666x533]


Want.
 
2012-08-29 07:07:42 PM
I understand having to pay the bills, but a foodie website hawking Wal-mart USDA Choice meat is a huge turn-off.

So is popcorn-flavored vodka. I guess it's for the end of the night when you just can't get yourself to throw up yet.
 
2012-08-29 07:08:39 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i just ate 2 weed cookies (400 mg each)?

good idea??


(my desk)


What's the tampon for?
 
2012-08-29 07:12:43 PM
Sometimes I remember those Saturday's, waking up to Bugs and bongs. Both just distant memories now.

Tequila sunrises at the beach is my only pre-lunch vice anymore.
 
2012-08-29 07:13:41 PM
Does a Seattle speedball count?
 
2012-08-29 07:14:26 PM

Mazzic518: Jon iz teh kewl: i just ate 2 weed cookies (400 mg each)?

good idea??


(my desk)

What's the tampon for?


benzedrex inhaler
 
2012-08-29 07:15:02 PM

REO-Weedwagon: Does a Seattle speedball count?


Heroin with a shotgun chaser?
 
2012-08-29 07:16:15 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i just ate 2 weed cookies (400 mg each)?

good idea??

[xcharts.com image 720x960]
(my desk)


Looks like the remnants of a turd sausage. Either someone gave you crappy (no pun intended) weed, or you ate a piece of poo. Enjoy your shiat breath.
 
2012-08-29 07:16:39 PM
www2.worldpub.net

Would like a word.
 
2012-08-29 07:19:25 PM

Empty Matchbook: [www2.worldpub.net image 400x403]

Would like a word.


Thank you. Came here to reference the proper use of breakfast vodak. The Bloody Mary is, in oh so many ways, the ideal Saturday morning drink.
 
2012-08-29 07:20:45 PM
Not for me it isn't, subby.
 
2012-08-29 07:21:20 PM

Indubitably: Not for me it isn't, subby.


I'm sensing younger drinkers afoot...
 
2012-08-29 07:23:41 PM
Breakfast wasted is so passé. I was getting breakfast wasted before it was cool and nobody ever head of it.

/I'm so hip!
 
2012-08-29 07:24:30 PM

Gonz: Empty Matchbook: [www2.worldpub.net image 400x403]

Would like a word.

Thank you. Came here to reference the proper use of breakfast vodak. The Bloody Mary is, in oh so many ways, the ideal Saturday morning drink.


FTFY
 
2012-08-29 07:25:07 PM
It's been a thing for a while. It's called alcoholism.
 
2012-08-29 07:26:24 PM
Only wimps need flavored vodka. Buy a normal vodka (~$10 for 750mL), keep it in the freezer, drink it in shots (but real men glug from the bottle). Jeez.
 
2012-08-29 07:29:13 PM
Chico, CA has the "Breakfast Buzz" restaurant that offers all you can drink mimosa's as long as you have food on your plate. Great way to start your day.
 
2012-08-29 07:35:26 PM

RoxtarRyan: Jon iz teh kewl: i just ate 2 weed cookies (400 mg each)?

good idea??

[xcharts.com image 720x960]
(my desk)

Looks like the remnants of a turd sausage. Either someone gave you crappy (no pun intended) weed, or you ate a piece of poo. Enjoy your shiat breath.


it was a hot pocket. foo

and the COOKIE was (possibly MINT) chocolate chip
 
2012-08-29 07:37:08 PM
Question #7 on the Alcoholics Anonymous "Are You An Alcoholic" Survey:

Do you often have a drink first thing in the morning?


Well yeah... but it was waffle-flavored vodka! I mean, was I supposed to drink it sometime other than the morning? Don't be ridiculous, I was just getting breakfast wasted.
 
2012-08-29 07:40:14 PM

serial arseonist: this vodak is for twatwaffles
real men water maple trees with ethanol and raep the rewards next season


oh you're damn straight i'm going to raep me some rewards
 
2012-08-29 07:42:18 PM

semiotix: Aw, I remember getting "breakfast wasted." Good times. That was... what, eight or nine hours ago? Man, time flies.


my thoughts exactly
 
2012-08-29 07:45:35 PM
also, this vodak is likely disgusting, judging by how awful cake vodak was...
 
2012-08-29 07:45:41 PM
Came for the wake 'n bake references. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-08-29 07:46:25 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: REO-Weedwagon: Does a Seattle speedball count?

Heroin with a shotgun chaser?


Too soon man, too soon...
 
2012-08-29 07:47:07 PM
The recovery is coming!
 
2012-08-29 07:47:08 PM

The One True TheDavid: Only wimps need flavored vodka. Buy a normal vodka (~$10 for 750mL), keep it in the freezer, drink it in shots (but real men glug from the bottle). Jeez.


I like you.
 
2012-08-29 07:48:31 PM

The One True TheDavid: Only wimps need flavored vodka. Buy a normal vodka (~$10 for 750mL), keep it in the freezer, drink it in shots (but real men glug from the bottle). Jeez.


Then this is about the only manly thing I ever do any more.

I highly recommend N-ACETYL CYSTEINE for hangovers. (just check the googles) It works like a charm if you take it the right before you start. It's called NAC at the stores and it's only about $10 a bottle. I've been trying it for about 2 weeks now.

/try it and you will thank me later
//use at your own risk of course, but so far so good
 
2012-08-29 07:51:00 PM
"Bong loads before breakfast" was a mainstay in the younger days, for my friends of course. I will have nothing to do with the devils weed.
 
2012-08-29 07:52:36 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com 

/hot
//apologies for the hugeness
 
2012-08-29 07:58:35 PM

Uncle_Sam's_Titties: also, this vodak is likely disgusting, judging by how awful cake vodak was...


Agreed.

That shiat hurt that one time with the bison.

;)
 
2012-08-29 07:59:52 PM
This shiat sounds like it has sugar in it and sugar causes hangovers. Straight vodak from the bottle or bust.
 
2012-08-29 08:02:46 PM
Hair of the dog: Because that hangover is a problem for 4 Hours In The Future You.
 
2012-08-29 08:02:53 PM

Mugato: This shiat sounds like it has sugar in it and sugar causes hangovers. Straight vodak from the bottle or bust.


Then you'll really hate what I just tried:

summerfruitcup.files.wordpress.com

I like it. Kind of a mead like quality to it with a smokey whiskey opening.
 
2012-08-29 08:10:41 PM
I've been getting breakfast wasted on Saturdays and Sundays for about 8 years now. And I prefer regular or pepper vodka in my bloody mary, thank you very much.
 
2012-08-29 08:14:05 PM

Gonz: Empty Matchbook: [www2.worldpub.net image 400x403]

Would like a word.

Thank you. Came here to reference the proper use of breakfast vodak. The Bloody Mary is, in oh so many ways, the ideal Saturday morning drink.


Indeed! If only my favorite breakfast location used real vodak and not soju...

/absolutely perfect otherwise
//bacon cooked INTO a waffle
 
2012-08-29 08:26:11 PM
Notable people who DON'T go to "breakfast wasted"

www.matisyahu.net
 
2012-08-29 08:30:48 PM
Could you hide it in maple syrup and pour it on a waffle? Mmm, with eggs on the side....
 
2012-08-29 08:51:56 PM
When you're unemployed the weekend is meaningless.
 
2012-08-29 08:56:43 PM

unyon: A homebrewer friend of mine did an oatmeal stout with coffee and honey. It's a beer specifically designed for breakfast.


This makes me think fondly of Buzz Beer from the Drew Carey show and of Coca Cola Blaq. Mmmm fizzy coffee
 
2012-08-29 08:58:42 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: arrrgghh egglespseeeghlhalaaa HITLER
PERVITIN 5mg


Wtf did i just read?
 
2012-08-29 09:04:13 PM
Wake-n-bake?

Bloody Marys?

Waking up not hungover, but still drunk from the night before?
 
2012-08-29 09:06:58 PM

Uncle_Sam's_Titties: serial arseonist: this vodak is for twatwaffles
real men water maple trees with ethanol and raep the rewards next season

oh you're damn straight i'm going to raep me some rewards


Legitimately?
 
2012-08-29 09:16:00 PM

Rip Dashrock: "Bong loads before breakfast" was a mainstay in the younger days, for my friends of course. I will have nothing to do with the devils weed.


There's a vaporizer that comes a remote control so you can start it cooking before you get out of bed.
 
2012-08-29 09:20:51 PM
cdn.shopify.com

Old news.

/hot like fresh pancakes
 
2012-08-29 09:21:24 PM
Revolution Brewing in Chicago does a Coffee Porter with actual brewed coffee. As someone who likes to travel and find new and interesting beers and coffee shops I was really impressed with the coffee flavor and the beer it was in. Really, really good and I could definitely drink it for breakfast.
 
2012-08-29 09:23:26 PM
img835.imageshack.us

Lightweights.
 
2012-08-29 09:29:15 PM
I'm 30 years in to "a good beer buzz in the morning"! Bloody Mary is MY Biatch!

Get with the program!
 
2012-08-29 09:39:20 PM

dopekitty74: Jon iz teh kewl: arrrgghh egglespseeeghlhalaaa HITLER
PERVITIN 5mg

Wtf did i just read?


shfrice rice!!!
 
2012-08-29 10:07:45 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Mugato: This shiat sounds like it has sugar in it and sugar causes hangovers. Straight vodak from the bottle or bust.

Then you'll really hate what I just tried:

[summerfruitcup.files.wordpress.com image 734x1500]

I like it. Kind of a mead like quality to it with a smokey whiskey opening.


Oh hell yeah. Tennessee Honey is our house's new favorite booze. Never tried this stuff, but my husband is most certainly a whiskey/whisky and scotch kind of guy.

Ahhh, breakfast wasted. Things like this makes me miss my college days. Nothing like rolling out of bed in last night's party clothing hungover as shiat and rolling into Denny's on a Sunday morning. I don't know why the church crowd always seemed so huffy - it was Pullman, WA, for fark's sake. What else is there for Idaho and WSU's students to do out there but get plastered?
 
2012-08-29 10:08:59 PM
Approves.
 
2012-08-29 10:10:10 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Approves.


Dammit, forgot the pic:

25.media.tumblr.com

/serves me right for not previewing..... 
//hot
 
2012-08-29 10:17:36 PM

Urinal Cake Mix: Agent Smiths Laugh: Mugato: This shiat sounds like it has sugar in it and sugar causes hangovers. Straight vodak from the bottle or bust.

Then you'll really hate what I just tried:

[summerfruitcup.files.wordpress.com image 734x1500]

I like it. Kind of a mead like quality to it with a smokey whiskey opening.

Oh hell yeah. Tennessee Honey is our house's new favorite booze. Never tried this stuff, but my husband is most certainly a whiskey/whisky and scotch kind of guy.

Ahhh, breakfast wasted. Things like this makes me miss my college days. Nothing like rolling out of bed in last night's party clothing hungover as shiat and rolling into Denny's on a Sunday morning. I don't know why the church crowd always seemed so huffy - it was Pullman, WA, for fark's sake. What else is there for Idaho and WSU's students to do out there but get plastered?


I did not enjoy the tenn honey, Just seemed too sweet for a shot. I like the wincing, shake your head back shots that straight bourbon or whisky gives you.

That being said, I prefer gin and tonics the best.
 
2012-08-29 10:28:42 PM
I read that as..."Vaffle Wodka"
 
2012-08-29 10:29:53 PM

Urinal Cake Mix: Agent Smiths Laugh: Mugato: This shiat sounds like it has sugar in it and sugar causes hangovers. Straight vodak from the bottle or bust.

Then you'll really hate what I just tried:

[summerfruitcup.files.wordpress.com image 734x1500]

I like it. Kind of a mead like quality to it with a smokey whiskey opening.

Oh hell yeah. Tennessee Honey is our house's new favorite booze. Never tried this stuff, but my husband is most certainly a whiskey/whisky and scotch kind of guy.

Ahhh, breakfast wasted. Things like this makes me miss my college days. Nothing like rolling out of bed in last night's party clothing hungover as shiat and rolling into Denny's on a Sunday morning. I don't know why the church crowd always seemed so huffy - it was Pullman, WA, for fark's sake. What else is there for Idaho and WSU's students to do out there but get plastered?


Eh, the church crowd is always huffy about something. Their mad obsession with subsuming themselves under "something greater" leaves them feeling the need to have something to look down upon in turn. I think its a psychological reaction to accepting that humans are bad. terrible, corrupt things that deserve to be punished for being human.

I fondly remember the days of waking up with the keg in my room right next to my bed. Hair of the dog that bit me was the rule of the morning.
 
2012-08-29 10:40:02 PM

Bathysphere: Could you hide it in maple syrup and pour it on a waffle? Mmm, with eggs on the side....


May I suggest

saplingliqueur.com
 
2012-08-29 11:08:13 PM

SDRR: Breakfast wasted is so passé. I was getting breakfast wasted before it was cool and nobody ever head of it.


We drink for Eleventies in my circle. Plus 4thmeal but it has to be an indie taco truck, preferably parked near rubble. Yes, washed down with the cheapest Reposado, duh.
 
2012-08-29 11:23:20 PM
Kegs 'n' Eggs calls shenanigans on this newfangled "discovery".
 
JVD
2012-08-29 11:27:21 PM
You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning.
 
2012-08-29 11:32:32 PM
Don't raise your eye, it's only breakfast wasted.

/ well, it's what I thought of first.
 
2012-08-29 11:42:00 PM
Nice to see there is still money to be made off of people who need training wheels for their booze.
 
2012-08-30 12:15:08 AM
i2.photobucket.comi2.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-30 12:22:00 AM

fragMasterFlash: Nice to see there is still money to be made off of people who need training wheels for their booze.


Ok internet tough guy, just pretend you know everything about everyone.

Some of us have drank both the hard and soft stuff, and find that we still prefer flavor with our effect. Given a choice between something like Everclear and something with taste, I'll take something with taste.

Though to be fair, Everclear featured largely in the best tasting, most brain smashing jungle juice I ever drank...at least, I think it did. The details of that night are a bit fuzzy.
 
2012-08-30 01:08:01 AM

semiotix: Aw, I remember getting "breakfast wasted." Good times. That was... what, eight or nine hours ago? Man, time flies.


In my day, it was the bag of Oreos and a beer or two you hid from everybody the night before.
Breakfast of Champions.
 
2012-08-30 01:13:11 AM

illannoyin: When you're unemployed the weekend is meaningless.


This might be the smartest thing posted on FARK in a long while.

/Anybody hiring? CS suite and Filemaker expert . . . . .
//I have my own stuff. . . . .
 
2012-08-30 02:29:32 AM

Empty Matchbook: //bacon cooked INTO a waffle


I suppose you could concoct a bacon waffle beverage. Waffle vodka, bacon vodka, and a shot of maple syrup? There's your juice-free breakfast cocktail.

Possibly. I wouldn't know, I'm not into the hard stuff.

/Or drinking before noon.
//Or getting drunk...
 
2012-08-30 03:16:42 AM

phedex: Urinal Cake Mix: Agent Smiths Laugh: Mugato: This shiat sounds like it has sugar in it and sugar causes hangovers. Straight vodak from the bottle or bust.

Then you'll really hate what I just tried:

[summerfruitcup.files.wordpress.com image 734x1500]

I like it. Kind of a mead like quality to it with a smokey whiskey opening.

Oh hell yeah. Tennessee Honey is our house's new favorite booze. Never tried this stuff, but my husband is most certainly a whiskey/whisky and scotch kind of guy.

Ahhh, breakfast wasted. Things like this makes me miss my college days. Nothing like rolling out of bed in last night's party clothing hungover as shiat and rolling into Denny's on a Sunday morning. I don't know why the church crowd always seemed so huffy - it was Pullman, WA, for fark's sake. What else is there for Idaho and WSU's students to do out there but get plastered?

I did not enjoy the tenn honey, Just seemed too sweet for a shot. I like the wincing, shake your head back shots that straight bourbon or whisky gives you.

That being said, I prefer gin and tonics the best.


If you're gonna do shots, stick to everclear or whatever other industrial solvent they sell on the bottom shelf. I like to taste my liquor, thanks. That means taking small sips of the liquor or cocktail, not slamming it back.

That is all.
 
2012-08-30 06:34:40 AM

Bacontastesgood: SDRR: Breakfast wasted is so passé. I was getting breakfast wasted before it was cool and nobody ever head of it.

We drink for Eleventies in my circle. Plus 4thmeal but it has to be an indie taco truck, preferably parked near rubble. Yes, washed down with the cheapest Reposado, duh.


data.whicdn.com
 
2012-08-30 09:25:36 AM

My Bologna Has A Maiden Name: Kegs 'n' Eggs calls shenanigans on this newfangled "discovery".


Indeed. We used to invite sororities over for Kegs & Eggs all the time.
 
2012-08-30 03:38:20 PM

Canton: Empty Matchbook: //bacon cooked INTO a waffle

I suppose you could concoct a bacon waffle beverage. Waffle vodka, bacon vodka, and a shot of maple syrup? There's your juice-free breakfast cocktail.

Possibly. I wouldn't know, I'm not into the hard stuff.

/Or drinking before noon.
//Or getting drunk...


As someone who once, in high school, drank a container of maple syrup, this isn't a great idea.

/sober
//just bored
///and a little stupid
 
2012-08-30 04:01:10 PM
blogs.sfweekly.com

breakfast wasted

glue stick pasted
 
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