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(Foodbeast)   Getting 'breakfast wasted' is now a thing, because Waffle Vodka is also a thing   (foodbeast.com) divider line 97
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2012-08-29 04:35:38 PM  
I like this.
 
2012-08-29 04:51:44 PM  
Well, it will help the hangover I have from getting after-dinner wasted the evening before.
 
2012-08-29 05:15:38 PM  
What does this gesture FTFA mean?

foodbeast.com

I see people use it all the time and yet I don't understand it.  The V-finger gesture once signified victory...but, that's obsolete. Later, it took on the meaning of "peace"...but, many of the people displaying it aren't even remotely peaceful.

Am I just getting old?

I mean, I DO want young people to stay off my lawn.
 
2012-08-29 05:25:11 PM  

eraser8: What does this gesture FTFA mean?

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I see people use it all the time and yet I don't understand it.  The V-finger gesture once signified victory...but, that's obsolete. Later, it took on the meaning of "peace"...but, many of the people displaying it aren't even remotely peaceful.

Am I just getting old?

I mean, I DO want young people to stay off my lawn.


It means "Up yours".

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2012-08-29 05:27:35 PM  

eraser8: What does this gesture FTFA mean?


It's big in Korea, amongst Koreans.

You know, in Korea.
 
2012-08-29 05:28:28 PM  
Why....why is this a thing? This does not need to be a thing.
 
2012-08-29 05:38:31 PM  
Dominique Zamora likes alcohol.

I support this.
 
2012-08-29 06:20:15 PM  

eraser8: What does this gesture FTFA mean?

[foodbeast.com image 70x85]

I see people use it all the time and yet I don't understand it.  The V-finger gesture once signified victory...but, that's obsolete. Later, it took on the meaning of "peace"...but, many of the people displaying it aren't even remotely peaceful.

Am I just getting old?

I mean, I DO want young people to stay off my lawn.


I think in this context it means "vodak"
 
2012-08-29 06:29:46 PM  
Aw, I remember getting "breakfast wasted." Good times. That was... what, eight or nine hours ago? Man, time flies.
 
2012-08-29 06:46:34 PM  
While normally I shun champaign cocktails mimosas always fit the bill for breakfast wasted.
 
2012-08-29 06:48:49 PM  
Has subby never heard of "brunch"?

/bottomless mimosas, ftw
 
2012-08-29 06:48:52 PM  

EvilEgg: While normally I shun champaign cocktails mimosas always fit the bill for breakfast wasted.


We've just moved up to screwdrivers.
 
2012-08-29 06:49:29 PM  
A homebrewer friend of mine did an oatmeal stout with coffee and honey. It's a beer specifically designed for breakfast.
 
2012-08-29 06:50:16 PM  
Yes, before you take the kids to school and head into work, make sure that every tissue in your body is soaked with premium Georgi Waffle-Flavored Vodka.

Georgi: Before You Drive
 
2012-08-29 06:51:46 PM  
i just ate 2 weed cookies (400 mg each)?

good idea??

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(my desk)
 
2012-08-29 06:52:50 PM  
This could work as a Breaking Bad product placement.
 
2012-08-29 06:53:36 PM  

eraser8: I see people use it all the time and yet I don't understand it.  The V-finger gesture once signified victory...but, that's obsolete. Later, it took on the meaning of "peace"...but, many of the people displaying it aren't even remotely peaceful.


Peace, as in peace out, as in later, at least among my generation.
 
2012-08-29 06:55:01 PM  
I'd be willing to try a Waffletini, but the popcorn vodak sounds gross.
 
2012-08-29 06:57:38 PM  
this vodak is for twatwaffles
real men water maple trees with ethanol and raep the rewards next season
 
2012-08-29 06:58:33 PM  
Would you like a little wake n' bake on the side of your breakfast wasted?
 
2012-08-29 06:58:44 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

underrated album..
 
2012-08-29 06:59:59 PM  
breakfast wasted wasn't a thing before?
 
2012-08-29 07:01:07 PM  
Finally, an alternative to Beerios!
 
2012-08-29 07:04:07 PM  
www.2beerguys.com
 
2012-08-29 07:05:03 PM  
STUPID!!
 
2012-08-29 07:05:24 PM  
arrrgghh egglespseeeghlhalaaa HITLER
PERVITIN 5mg
 
2012-08-29 07:05:25 PM  
I prefer the wake n bake myself.
 
2012-08-29 07:07:31 PM  

alowishus: [www.2beerguys.com image 666x533]


Want.
 
2012-08-29 07:07:42 PM  
I understand having to pay the bills, but a foodie website hawking Wal-mart USDA Choice meat is a huge turn-off.

So is popcorn-flavored vodka. I guess it's for the end of the night when you just can't get yourself to throw up yet.
 
2012-08-29 07:08:39 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i just ate 2 weed cookies (400 mg each)?

good idea??


(my desk)


What's the tampon for?
 
2012-08-29 07:12:43 PM  
Sometimes I remember those Saturday's, waking up to Bugs and bongs. Both just distant memories now.

Tequila sunrises at the beach is my only pre-lunch vice anymore.
 
2012-08-29 07:13:41 PM  
Does a Seattle speedball count?
 
2012-08-29 07:14:26 PM  

Mazzic518: Jon iz teh kewl: i just ate 2 weed cookies (400 mg each)?

good idea??


(my desk)

What's the tampon for?


benzedrex inhaler
 
2012-08-29 07:15:02 PM  

REO-Weedwagon: Does a Seattle speedball count?


Heroin with a shotgun chaser?
 
2012-08-29 07:16:15 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i just ate 2 weed cookies (400 mg each)?

good idea??

[xcharts.com image 720x960]
(my desk)


Looks like the remnants of a turd sausage. Either someone gave you crappy (no pun intended) weed, or you ate a piece of poo. Enjoy your shiat breath.
 
2012-08-29 07:16:39 PM  
www2.worldpub.net

Would like a word.
 
2012-08-29 07:19:25 PM  

Empty Matchbook: [www2.worldpub.net image 400x403]

Would like a word.


Thank you. Came here to reference the proper use of breakfast vodak. The Bloody Mary is, in oh so many ways, the ideal Saturday morning drink.
 
2012-08-29 07:20:45 PM  
Not for me it isn't, subby.
 
2012-08-29 07:21:20 PM  

Indubitably: Not for me it isn't, subby.


I'm sensing younger drinkers afoot...
 
2012-08-29 07:23:41 PM  
Breakfast wasted is so passé. I was getting breakfast wasted before it was cool and nobody ever head of it.

/I'm so hip!
 
2012-08-29 07:24:30 PM  

Gonz: Empty Matchbook: [www2.worldpub.net image 400x403]

Would like a word.

Thank you. Came here to reference the proper use of breakfast vodak. The Bloody Mary is, in oh so many ways, the ideal Saturday morning drink.


FTFY
 
2012-08-29 07:25:07 PM  
It's been a thing for a while. It's called alcoholism.
 
2012-08-29 07:26:24 PM  
Only wimps need flavored vodka. Buy a normal vodka (~$10 for 750mL), keep it in the freezer, drink it in shots (but real men glug from the bottle). Jeez.
 
2012-08-29 07:29:13 PM  
Chico, CA has the "Breakfast Buzz" restaurant that offers all you can drink mimosa's as long as you have food on your plate. Great way to start your day.
 
2012-08-29 07:35:26 PM  

RoxtarRyan: Jon iz teh kewl: i just ate 2 weed cookies (400 mg each)?

good idea??

[xcharts.com image 720x960]
(my desk)

Looks like the remnants of a turd sausage. Either someone gave you crappy (no pun intended) weed, or you ate a piece of poo. Enjoy your shiat breath.


it was a hot pocket. foo

and the COOKIE was (possibly MINT) chocolate chip
 
2012-08-29 07:37:08 PM  
Question #7 on the Alcoholics Anonymous "Are You An Alcoholic" Survey:

Do you often have a drink first thing in the morning?


Well yeah... but it was waffle-flavored vodka! I mean, was I supposed to drink it sometime other than the morning? Don't be ridiculous, I was just getting breakfast wasted.
 
2012-08-29 07:40:14 PM  

serial arseonist: this vodak is for twatwaffles
real men water maple trees with ethanol and raep the rewards next season


oh you're damn straight i'm going to raep me some rewards
 
2012-08-29 07:42:18 PM  

semiotix: Aw, I remember getting "breakfast wasted." Good times. That was... what, eight or nine hours ago? Man, time flies.


my thoughts exactly
 
2012-08-29 07:45:35 PM  
also, this vodak is likely disgusting, judging by how awful cake vodak was...
 
2012-08-29 07:45:41 PM  
Came for the wake 'n bake references. Leaving satisfied.
 
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