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(The Sun)   Sweet: showing up to your girlfriend's house on her birthday. Stupid: mailing yourself to your girlfriend's house for her birthday. Fark: the parcel was delayed in the mail and the boyfriend arrived unconscious   ( divider line
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2012-08-29 03:47:34 PM  
2 votes:
2012-08-29 03:36:05 PM  
2 votes:
Calling it a fake. He could have used his legs to break open the box if necessary.
2012-08-29 07:31:19 PM  
1 vote:

whidbey: Gyrfalcon: Somaticasual: Wait, don't most parcels go through a x-ray process/ etc? Did this kid just give himself cancer to pull this off? Devotion..

The better question is, why didn't the parcel examiners take one look at the parcel and freak out, thinking it was either a live person or a dead body?

It could have been a CPR dummy someone was shipping....

Those aren't going to have bones, though.

I dunno, maybe I am just more curious than other people; but if I glanced at an x-ray of a package and saw a skeleton, I'd do something besides stamp it "CLEAR TO PROCEED" and go on to the next parcel.
2012-08-29 05:12:44 PM  
1 vote:
lucky bastard even HAS a girl friend.

u already won
wtf are you doing
2012-08-29 04:36:34 PM  
1 vote:
Tabloid journalism formula:

Write an outrageous story alleged to have occured in a country where nobody reads your paper.

Watch as nobody checks your facts/claims.
2012-08-29 04:27:16 PM  
1 vote:
Waldo Jeffries had reached his was now mid-August, which meant he had been separated from Marsha for more than two months...
2012-08-29 04:04:25 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-29 04:02:34 PM  
1 vote:

Harry Freakstorm:

Knows your pain. Skip to 12:45. Sorry I couldn't find just this scene.

Link to a specific part of a YouTube video
2012-08-29 03:54:06 PM  
1 vote:
If you want to do that, and I'm not saying that it is a good idea, why not just get in the box and have a friend deliver it and ring the bell? Same effect but without all the suffocating and crapping on yourself. Actually shipping yourself is incredibly stupid. She should dump him immediately, he's an idiot.
2012-08-29 03:48:27 PM  
1 vote:

bluefox3681: Calling it a fake. He could have used his legs to break open the box if necessary.

I agree. The box is in WAY too good condition to have actually been shipped with such a heavy, improperly packed load. Even trying to lift the box at all would have the bottom falling out. It's too big to fit on a hand cart, and would to be lifted on to a dolly.
2012-08-29 03:39:04 PM  
1 vote:
The parcel got lost for three hours? That doesn't even qualify as lost.
2012-08-29 03:36:16 PM  
1 vote:
Reminds me of that Jefferts fellow:
2012-08-29 02:11:07 PM  
1 vote:

FriarReb98: Another salvo in the war between China and Japan for WTF supremacy has been fired. Can't wait to see what the Japanese will come back with.

From Japan? I'm betting on some boyfriend mailing a tentacled robot to his girlfriend and upon arrival, it activates, springs out of the box, and molests his girlfriend.
2012-08-29 12:50:24 PM  
1 vote:

IronJelly: What the hell? Who tries something like this?

FTFA: Hu Seng, from southern China

IronJelly: //and how the hell small was he that they could lift the box?

FTFA: Hu Seng, from southern China

2012-08-29 12:16:36 PM  
1 vote:
Write "Return To Sender" on the box and make it the Postal Service's problem
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