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(The Sun)   Sweet: showing up to your girlfriend's house on her birthday. Stupid: mailing yourself to your girlfriend's house for her birthday. Fark: the parcel was delayed in the mail and the boyfriend arrived unconscious   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 103
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2012-08-29 12:16:36 PM
Write "Return To Sender" on the box and make it the Postal Service's problem
 
2012-08-29 12:18:07 PM
What the hell? Who tries something like this?

//and how the hell small was he that they could lift the box?
 
2012-08-29 12:50:13 PM

IronJelly: What the hell? Who tries something like this?

//and how the hell small was he that they could lift the box?


He was Chinese.
And that box must have been full of piss and sh*t.
 
2012-08-29 12:50:24 PM

IronJelly: What the hell? Who tries something like this?

FTFA: Hu Seng, from southern China

IronJelly: //and how the hell small was he that they could lift the box?

FTFA: Hu Seng, from southern China

 
2012-08-29 01:32:29 PM
Another salvo in the war between China and Japan for WTF supremacy has been fired. Can't wait to see what the Japanese will come back with.
 
2012-08-29 02:11:07 PM

FriarReb98: Another salvo in the war between China and Japan for WTF supremacy has been fired. Can't wait to see what the Japanese will come back with.



From Japan? I'm betting on some boyfriend mailing a tentacled robot to his girlfriend and upon arrival, it activates, springs out of the box, and molests his girlfriend.
 
2012-08-29 02:23:36 PM
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
Unimpressed.
 
2012-08-29 02:45:37 PM
She must be one hell of a knockout.
 
2012-08-29 02:56:13 PM

Walker: IronJelly: What the hell? Who tries something like this?

//and how the hell small was he that they could lift the box?

He was Chinese.


i522.photobucket.com

Has an idea.
 
2012-08-29 03:35:10 PM
So basically a dick in a box?
 
2012-08-29 03:36:05 PM
Calling it a fake. He could have used his legs to break open the box if necessary.
 
2012-08-29 03:36:16 PM
Reminds me of that Jefferts fellow:
Link
 
2012-08-29 03:37:26 PM
I just wanted to know how much he had to pay for shipping
 
2012-08-29 03:37:53 PM
*yawn*

It's been done- Link
 
2012-08-29 03:38:06 PM
Won't you come and save him?
 
2012-08-29 03:38:31 PM

signaljammer: Reminds me of that Jefferts fellow:
Link


gosh darn you
 
2012-08-29 03:38:40 PM
Natural selection missed by that much...

/holds thumb and finger a tiny distance apart
 
2012-08-29 03:38:42 PM

signaljammer: Reminds me of that Jefferts fellow:
Link


Dude must not have thought his cunning plan or listened to that song all the way through.
 
2012-08-29 03:38:50 PM

Walker: IronJelly: What the hell? Who tries something like this?

//and how the hell small was he that they could lift the box?

He was Chinese.
And that box must have been full of piss and sh*t.


Piss and shiat? in other words - lunch!
 
2012-08-29 03:39:01 PM
He forgot step one.
 
2012-08-29 03:39:04 PM
The parcel got lost for three hours? That doesn't even qualify as lost.
 
2012-08-29 03:40:06 PM
FraggleStickCar
I may be thick, but I am quick!

//on the
//keyboard
 
2012-08-29 03:40:13 PM

xanadian: She must be one hell of a knockout.


We need more pictures of Wang to verify.
 
2012-08-29 03:43:25 PM

DirkTheDaring: He forgot step one.


Do not forward BIE?
 
2012-08-29 03:43:54 PM
What is the Velvet Underground song about a lover mailing him/her self as a present in a crate and getting a crowbar through their head as their partner opens it?

/wanted to know this for a while.
 
2012-08-29 03:44:21 PM
Nothing never happened as much as this.

Cardboard boxes are not airtight.
 
2012-08-29 03:44:52 PM
I'll just leave this here:
The Gift
 
2012-08-29 03:46:03 PM

pottie: Natural selection missed by that much...

/holds thumb and finger a tiny distance apart


Two people in one day with no clue about evolutionary biology.
 
2012-08-29 03:46:21 PM
"the parcel was delayed in the mail"

Well, who could have seen that coming?
 
2012-08-29 03:47:06 PM

Gecko Gingrich: IronJelly: What the hell? Who tries something like this?

FTFA: Hu Seng, from southern China

IronJelly: //and how the hell small was he that they could lift the box?

FTFA: Hu Seng, from southern China


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-29 03:47:34 PM
WHAT'S IN THE BOX!1!
 
2012-08-29 03:48:27 PM

bluefox3681: Calling it a fake. He could have used his legs to break open the box if necessary.


I agree. The box is in WAY too good condition to have actually been shipped with such a heavy, improperly packed load. Even trying to lift the box at all would have the bottom falling out. It's too big to fit on a hand cart, and would to be lifted on to a dolly.
 
2012-08-29 03:48:46 PM

probesport: Won't you come and save him?


Awesome
 
2012-08-29 03:49:24 PM
Now I have a hankering for Chinese delivery
 
2012-08-29 03:50:29 PM
"I didn't want to spoil the surprise by shouting."

But spoiling the surprise by dying was OK.
 
2012-08-29 03:50:55 PM
You can learn a lot from the Velvet Underground.
 
2012-08-29 03:50:56 PM

doyner: [encrypted-tbn1.google.com image 201x135]
Unimpressed.


Now there's a man living somewhere on a higher mental plane.
 
2012-08-29 03:53:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF-qebK4WBA

Knows your pain. Skip to 12:45. Sorry I couldn't find just this scene.
 
2012-08-29 03:53:16 PM
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-08-29 03:54:06 PM
If you want to do that, and I'm not saying that it is a good idea, why not just get in the box and have a friend deliver it and ring the bell? Same effect but without all the suffocating and crapping on yourself. Actually shipping yourself is incredibly stupid. She should dump him immediately, he's an idiot.
 
2012-08-29 03:57:07 PM

KarmicDisaster: If you want to do that, and I'm not saying that it is a good idea, why not just get in the box and have a friend deliver it and ring the bell? Same effect but without all the suffocating and crapping on yourself. Actually shipping yourself is incredibly stupid. She should dump him immediately, he's an idiot.


It's illegal in most places too.
 
2012-08-29 03:57:49 PM
"Wang Finds Seng." Sounds like the name of a band.
 
2012-08-29 03:58:35 PM

UberDave: FriarReb98: Another salvo in the war between China and Japan for WTF supremacy has been fired. Can't wait to see what the Japanese will come back with.


From Japan? I'm betting on some boyfriend mailing a tentacled robot to his girlfriend and upon arrival, it activates, springs out of the box, and molests his girlfriend.


Go on...
 
2012-08-29 03:58:57 PM
You're that land shark, aren't you?

hotoffpress.files.wordpress.com

Wait. I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
 
2012-08-29 04:01:20 PM
it would have been a bigger surprise if she opened the box and he was in there... dead.

lol

or not.
 
2012-08-29 04:01:48 PM

LordOfThePings: "I didn't want to spoil the surprise by shouting."

But spoiling the surprise by dying was OK.


The important thing is that it's a surprise.
 
2012-08-29 04:01:55 PM
And this time, if someone is supposed to jump out of the cake, make sure you put them in *after* you bake it.
 
2012-08-29 04:02:34 PM

Harry Freakstorm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF-qebK4WBA

Knows your pain. Skip to 12:45. Sorry I couldn't find just this scene.


Link to a specific part of a YouTube video

encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-08-29 04:03:32 PM
Don't tell me. He forgot the air holes.
 
2012-08-29 04:04:23 PM
I wonder if her parents had a nice long sit down with daughter about continuing dating this dolt. Listen honey, I hear women in China literally have their pick of the litter. Choose another.
 
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