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2012-08-29 12:11:39 PM
Well, I always have liked my Pizza like I like my women... greasy and squirting all over my face.
 
2012-08-29 12:44:48 PM
The pizza is cursed...
 
2012-08-29 02:36:47 PM
It's just pee.
 
2012-08-29 02:36:58 PM
Pepperoni and sausage?
 
2012-08-29 02:38:06 PM

UberDave: The pizza is cursed...


That's bad.
 
2012-08-29 02:38:16 PM
I saw a movie like that once. Bow chicka bow bow
 
2012-08-29 02:38:22 PM
My opinion may be invalid, since I just shoved my face with a Crumbs cupcake, but that looks disgusting.
 
2012-08-29 02:38:49 PM
Not thanks, I'm not hungry anymore.

I mean, Pizza Hut? Euugh.
 
2012-08-29 02:39:25 PM
Apparently the dude likes having his junk bitten into?

/stupid commercial
//pizza looks tasty
 
2012-08-29 02:39:30 PM
I once had squirting crust, but I took some antibiotics, and it cleared up in a few days.
 
2012-08-29 02:40:12 PM
Throwing the term "Great Endings" in there was flawless.
 
2012-08-29 02:40:13 PM
So does every pizza come with a porn star?
 
2012-08-29 02:40:22 PM
Awhile ago, I microwaved a jelly donut a bit too long. Squirted and burned my lip when I bit it. I think hot cheese would be even worse.
 
2012-08-29 02:40:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Well, I always have liked my Pizza like I like my women... greasy and squirting all over my face.


I think I found a suitable replacement for "covered in bees". Thank you!
 
2012-08-29 02:40:43 PM

Hoboclown: UberDave: The pizza is cursed...

That's bad.


But it comes with your choice of toppings
 
2012-08-29 02:41:19 PM

ChrisDe: Awhile ago, I microwaved a jelly donut a bit too long. Squirted and burned my lip when I bit it. I think hot cheese would be even worse.


Hot pockets have proven that obviously nothing can be bad when cheese is wrapped in a crust of questionable origins.
 
2012-08-29 02:43:39 PM
What kind of vile sow would want this?
 
2012-08-29 02:43:42 PM
Now that's hot
 
2012-08-29 02:44:08 PM
Gross.
 
2012-08-29 02:44:45 PM
Jizza Hut?
 
2012-08-29 02:45:01 PM
bukkace cheese
 
2012-08-29 02:45:31 PM

Apos: Jizza Hut?


You sir, owe me a new monitor
 
2012-08-29 02:45:48 PM

Lundyn: So does every pizza come with a porn star?


And vice versa?
 
2012-08-29 02:45:58 PM
I like my pizza how I like my women, sealed in plastic wrap and shoved in the freezer.
 
2012-08-29 02:46:29 PM
anchovies, definitely anchovies
 
2012-08-29 02:48:43 PM
That "pizza" dough looked more like Cheesecake.
 
2012-08-29 02:49:20 PM
Here's an idea. Lets wrap the whole pizza in crust and call it a calzone.
 
2012-08-29 02:49:39 PM
I'll make my own pizza, thanks.
 
2012-08-29 02:49:43 PM
Will the commercials star Cytherea as a guest promoter?

/not that I know who she is
 
2012-08-29 02:50:00 PM
If you just make a good pizza, you don't have to have all the gimmicky crap.

But if you're Pizza Hut or Dominos...
 
2012-08-29 02:50:11 PM
I like my pizza how I like my women, with red cheesy globs dribbling out of a crusty hole.
 
2012-08-29 02:50:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Well, I always have liked my Pizza like I like my women... greasy and squirting all over my face.


My wife is a "squirter". Be careful what you wish for. You would not believe the amount of extra laundry we have....
 
2012-08-29 02:51:05 PM
Can I get a Cytheria to go?
 
2012-08-29 02:51:24 PM

PrivateCaboose: ChrisDe: Awhile ago, I microwaved a jelly donut a bit too long. Squirted and burned my lip when I bit it. I think hot cheese would be even worse.

Hot pockets have proven that obviously nothing can be bad when cheese is wrapped in a crust of questionable origins.


Foods That I Love That the Consumption of Usually Results in Injury

Hot pockets (nuclear death goo filling)

Toasted Ravioli (the little meatball is still scalding inside its crispy home)

Fried Cheese Sticks (stretched hot rope of cheese/grease snaps off and slaps your lip, chin, and part of your neck)

Crab Legs (I refuse to use a claw cracker. Slows you way the fark down; but my hands are destroyed after 3lbs)

Out-of-the-oven Brownies (Mmmmmm! Hot and fudgy turns into omg the fudgy is lava)

High quality nachos (chip fragments jam into spaces between gums and teeth. Hate that.)


More pet peeves than anything else, and would probably not happen if I slowed the fark down while I was eating, but am I going to do that?
 
2012-08-29 02:51:28 PM
See, that does not look good at all.

I feel really sorry for people that think Pizza Hut or Dominoes is good pizza. It's only just slightly one step up from the frozen shiat you buy in the store. At least with frozen pizza you can cook it all the way, which is something a lot of chain places have problems with.

I don't care if you want to eat that shiat, I eat Big Macs once in a while as a guilty pleasure, but don't pretend like it's actually GOOD. Because it's not.
 
2012-08-29 02:51:44 PM

SlagginOff: Will the commercials star Cytherea as a guest promoter?

/not that I know who she is


//shakes tiny fist
 
2012-08-29 02:51:50 PM
Latest clip at BigSausagePizza.com?
 
2012-08-29 02:52:29 PM

grinding_journalist: PrivateCaboose: ChrisDe: Awhile ago, I microwaved a jelly donut a bit too long. Squirted and burned my lip when I bit it. I think hot cheese would be even worse.

Hot pockets have proven that obviously nothing can be bad when cheese is wrapped in a crust of questionable origins.

Foods That I Love That the Consumption of Usually Results in Injury

Hot pockets (nuclear death goo filling)

Toasted Ravioli (the little meatball is still scalding inside its crispy home)

Fried Cheese Sticks (stretched hot rope of cheese/grease snaps off and slaps your lip, chin, and part of your neck)

Crab Legs (I refuse to use a claw cracker. Slows you way the fark down; but my hands are destroyed after 3lbs)

Out-of-the-oven Brownies (Mmmmmm! Hot and fudgy turns into omg the fudgy is lava)

High quality nachos (chip fragments jam into spaces between gums and teeth. Hate that.)


More pet peeves than anything else, and would probably not happen if I slowed the fark down while I was eating, but am I going to do that?


You forgot: Cap'n Crunch: cut roof of mouth
 
2012-08-29 02:52:37 PM

abfalter: FirstNationalBastard: Well, I always have liked my Pizza like I like my women... greasy and squirting all over my face.

My wife is a "squirter". Be careful what you wish for. You would not believe the amount of extra laundry we have....


I was with a squirter for a while. There were a lot of sheets in the linen closet.
 
2012-08-29 02:53:31 PM
The only phrase more unappetizing than "squirting crust" is "crusty squirt."
 
2012-08-29 02:54:28 PM

Lundyn: So does every pizza come with like a porn star?


FTFY
 
2012-08-29 02:54:31 PM
If that girl has no problem being proposed to in a pizza hut, she might be worth locking down.
/loves me an easy going woman
 
2012-08-29 02:55:03 PM
I like my pizza like my women. 5 weeks old and covered in mold.
 
2012-08-29 02:56:05 PM
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Cum again?
 
2012-08-29 02:56:10 PM

LeroyBourne: If that girl has no problem being proposed to in a pizza hut, she might be worth locking down.
/loves me an easy going woman


I prefer those who will get busy in a Burger King bathroom.
 
2012-08-29 02:56:47 PM

grinding_journalist: PrivateCaboose: ChrisDe: Awhile ago, I microwaved a jelly donut a bit too long. Squirted and burned my lip when I bit it. I think hot cheese would be even worse.

Hot pockets have proven that obviously nothing can be bad when cheese is wrapped in a crust of questionable origins.

Foods That I Love That the Consumption of Usually Results in Injury

Hot pockets (nuclear death goo filling)

Toasted Ravioli (the little meatball is still scalding inside its crispy home)

Fried Cheese Sticks (stretched hot rope of cheese/grease snaps off and slaps your lip, chin, and part of your neck)

Crab Legs (I refuse to use a claw cracker. Slows you way the fark down; but my hands are destroyed after 3lbs)

Out-of-the-oven Brownies (Mmmmmm! Hot and fudgy turns into omg the fudgy is lava)

High quality nachos (chip fragments jam into spaces between gums and teeth. Hate that.)


More pet peeves than anything else, and would probably not happen if I slowed the fark down while I was eating, but am I going to do that?


I made oven pizza once and without thinking, took a huge bite out of a piece after it had been out only like 30 seconds. It was...really really bad. I burned in the inside of my mouth so bad i got a fark ton of canker sores. I had to use a week of sick leave at work because the pain was so bad. Basically ate broth and drank water the entire time, anything else I'd drop to the ground in pain.

I let it cool down now.
 
2012-08-29 02:56:56 PM
Clitoris, labia and pubes.

/easy on the anchovies
//just caress it with 'em
 
2012-08-29 02:57:33 PM
I like my pizza like I like my women. Beaten flat with a fist, hand tossed, and shoved into a hot oven.
 
2012-08-29 02:58:28 PM

PrivateCaboose: Hot pockets have proven that obviously nothing can be bad when cheese is wrapped in a crust of questionable origins.


Are you kidding? Hot pockets are one step away from being weaponized. When you bite into one, you don't know if your going to get: still slightly frozen, perfect temp in one spot, cold in another, or a hidden pocket of molten cheese hot enough to sear your flesh off. The last time I ate one, I got the molten cheese pocket. When I pit into it, a stream of super heated cheese shot into my mouth causing immediate searing pain. So here I am, trying to spit out super hot cheese that's now stuck to my tongue, the roof of my mouth, and my gums. Of course I have nothing to drink handy, so I run to the sink and stick my head under the spigot. Eating hurt for the first week, and then it took like a month to get some taste back.
 
2012-08-29 02:59:58 PM

abfalter: FirstNationalBastard: Well, I always have liked my Pizza like I like my women... greasy and squirting all over my face.

My wife is a "squirter". Be careful what you wish for. You would not believe the amount of extra laundry we have....


pics or it didn't happen sounds quite relevant right about now.

/not of your laundry, please and thank you.
 
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