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2012-08-29 12:16:35 PM  
They found crack in his buttocks? I could have told you that.
 
2012-08-29 12:16:42 PM  
Yo Dawg, I heard you like crack so I put crack in your crack.
 
2012-08-29 12:19:10 PM  
"I like drug dealers butts and I don't know why"......NTTAWWT
 
2012-08-29 12:19:44 PM  
Really, subby? You're wondering why a search for weapons and evidence turned up evidence?

The better question would be: How many times do you have to see a guy pull a razor blade out of his hair and a handcuff key out of his crack before you learn to search literally everything, every time? Cause for me that number was one.
 
2012-08-29 12:19:52 PM  
Ok, the crack and the pot I can understand. Maybe even the cell phone and the clips. But HOW THE FARK did he fit a farkin' FLAK JACKET up there?
 
2012-08-29 12:20:30 PM  
The crack was separated into three portions and packaged to sell, police said. The street value was around $500.

his customers must be some rich crack heads
 
2012-08-29 12:21:03 PM  
Ric Romero reports, "if you search long and hard enough you can find the crack in your buttocks."
 
2012-08-29 12:22:14 PM  
"The buttocks are like nature's pocket... don't let anyone pick your pocket!"
 
2012-08-29 12:24:24 PM  
I guess his anus really was remarkable....
 
2012-08-29 12:25:52 PM  
Ha ha... A$$ Crack!!
 
2012-08-29 12:28:31 PM  
Okay, so he had 5.3g of crack and 4.some grams of marijuana... that he intended to sell? What's the threshold for "dealer" quantities of crack and weed? I mean, I can see how cocaine could give a few solid doses in five grams, but a sixth of an ounce is a dealer's stash of MJ?
 
2012-08-29 12:31:03 PM  
i416.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-29 12:32:47 PM  
They found LIVE ammunition? Nobody uses LIVE ammunition. You never go LIVE ammunition.
 
2012-08-29 12:36:03 PM  
media.nbcconnecticut.com

They found all that in his ass?

Dude.
 
2012-08-29 12:38:33 PM  
There were also several boxes of live .357 and .380 ammunition at the residence

That is scarier than all shiat.
 
2012-08-29 12:40:42 PM  
The crack was separated into three portions and packaged to sell, police said. The street value was around $500.

You mean crack, the drug, or...?
 
2012-08-29 12:42:46 PM  
FTFA: At the residence, detectives located [...], three firearms, a Hi-Point .40 cal. semi-automatic pistol with a fully loaded magazine, a Hi-Point .380 cal. semi-automatic pistol with a loaded magazine, and a fully loaded Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum revolver, police said.

The Smith & Wesson .357 had been reported stolen, police said and they are investigating whether the other firearms were stolen.


Heh. Wielding stolen Hi-Points? Now that's some petty crime, right there!
 
2012-08-29 12:43:47 PM  
I should save stories like this to show my kids when I'm telling them to stay away from drugs. Sure, by the time you get it, it's in a plastic baggie. But, somewhere along the way, it rode in someones crack or further up.
 
2012-08-29 12:45:15 PM  

Dirtybird971: The crack was separated into three portions and packaged to sell, police said. The street value was around $500.

his customers must be some rich crack heads


Yeah, or he is dealing with some really good shiat.
 
2012-08-29 12:47:33 PM  
Realistically,
In this situation,
Many
Jobs can be put at risk. An
Option could be to let medical professionals do the exam
Barring complications.
 
2012-08-29 12:49:49 PM  

factoryconnection: Okay, so he had 5.3g of crack and 4.some grams of marijuana... that he intended to sell?


Well, the human race DID invent pants with pockets a long time ago.
It's no longer necessary to store our valuables in the cracks of our asses.
 
2012-08-29 12:51:11 PM  

stevarooni: FTFA: At the residence, detectives located [...], three firearms, a Hi-Point .40 cal. semi-automatic pistol with a fully loaded magazine, a Hi-Point .380 cal. semi-automatic pistol with a loaded magazine, and a fully loaded Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum revolver, police said.

The Smith & Wesson .357 had been reported stolen, police said and they are investigating whether the other firearms were stolen.

Heh. Wielding stolen Hi-Points? Now that's some petty crime, right there!




Had the same thought....biggest POS weapons I have ever seen
 
2012-08-29 12:53:11 PM  
Kids, mari-ja-wana is bad for your butt crack. N-kay?
 
2012-08-29 12:53:27 PM  

probesport: There were also several boxes of live .357 and .380 ammunition at the residence

That is scarier than all shiat.




notsureifserious.jpeg?
 
2012-08-29 12:53:38 PM  

2KanZam: Heh. Wielding stolen Hi-Points? Now that's some petty crime, right there!



Had the same thought....biggest POS weapons I have ever seen



Hey it's a step-up from IO.
 
2012-08-29 01:00:21 PM  
Wonder what he intially got pulled over for, DWB?
 
2012-08-29 01:00:56 PM  

traylor: Yeah, or he is dealing with some really good shiat.


It's we who are dealing with that highly creative discipline known as "cop math" -- if the crack was sitting on a table, then you also include the weight of the table in your "measurement" of the crack, for example. They think people are morons who can't see through their bullshiat, and largely they're right.
 
2012-08-29 01:02:36 PM  

drb9: I should save stories like this to show my kids when I'm telling them to stay away from drugs. Sure, by the time you get it, it's in a plastic baggie. But, somewhere along the way, it rode in someones crack or further up.


I hope you reminded your wife that her lovely ring was quite possibly up some smuggler's ass at some point too.
 
2012-08-29 01:03:50 PM  

2KanZam: Had the same thought....biggest POS weapons I have ever seen


Don't get me wrong, Hi-Point is not a great gun. But it is cheap, pretty reliable, and a lifetime guarantee is a heck of a deal. Nobody's ever going to win a competition with a Hi-Point, but for cheap self-defense, they're a worthwhile option. They're loud as heck and kind of sloppy, and I'd be meticulous about making sure they're cleaned (and inspected for breakage) frequently.
 
2012-08-29 01:03:55 PM  

Walker: Yo Dawg, I heard you like crack so I put crack in your crack.


Done in 2.
 
2012-08-29 01:05:50 PM  

2KanZam: stevarooni: FTFA: At the residence, detectives located [...], three firearms, a Hi-Point .40 cal. semi-automatic pistol with a fully loaded magazine, a Hi-Point .380 cal. semi-automatic pistol with a loaded magazine, and a fully loaded Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum revolver, police said.

The Smith & Wesson .357 had been reported stolen, police said and they are investigating whether the other firearms were stolen.

Heh. Wielding stolen Hi-Points? Now that's some petty crime, right there!



Had the same thought....biggest POS weapons I have ever seen


Bought a 9mm one time just because of how cheap it was. Returned it the next day. Utter crap.
 
2012-08-29 01:07:43 PM  
img594.imageshack.us 

Commiserates.
 
2012-08-29 01:07:48 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: They found all that in his ass?

Dude.


I hope they were going to launder that cash.
 
2012-08-29 01:11:31 PM  
No one noted the most obvious and bizarre piece of journalistic strangeness in this article? They actually managed to correctly identify the specific firearms and ammunition involved - at no time invoking the mighty catch-all, "Glock!"

Pulitzer candidate right here folks, write 'em in if you have to. Actual reporting - gasp.
 
2012-08-29 01:13:15 PM  

factoryconnection: Okay, so he had 5.3g of crack and 4.some grams of marijuana... that he intended to sell? What's the threshold for "dealer" quantities of crack and weed? I mean, I can see how cocaine could give a few solid doses in five grams, but a sixth of an ounce is a dealer's stash of MJ?


anything greater than an 8th, which is considered "standard drug user quantity"
 
2012-08-29 01:13:53 PM  
Life is like a pair of but-tocks.

apublicdefender.com

You never know what you're going to find.
 
2012-08-29 01:14:35 PM  
i46.tinypic.com

In the butt-ocks
 
2012-08-29 01:15:00 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: They actually managed to correctly identify the specific firearms and ammunition involved - at no time invoking the mighty catch-all, "Glock!"


Good point! Obviously a local reporter who cares about the important details. He or she is going nowhere!
 
2012-08-29 01:15:17 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [media.nbcconnecticut.com image 654x368]

They found all that in his ass?

Dude.


Two Highpoints and a Chiappa or EAA 357

So big pimpin was rockin about $500 worth of firearms total. Yep, be afeared, if he runs out of ammo, he can use the Highpoints to beat you to death.
 
2012-08-29 01:17:53 PM  

TheOther: Life is like a pair of but-tocks.

[apublicdefender.com image 339x425]

You never know what you're going to find.


/Shakes tiny fist
 
2012-08-29 01:18:00 PM  

Nick Nostril: [img594.imageshack.us image 311x259] 

Commiserates.


Well played, Nick, well played.
 
2012-08-29 01:19:34 PM  

adragontattoo: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [media.nbcconnecticut.com image 654x368]

They found all that in his ass?

Dude.

Two Highpoints and a Chiappa or EAA 357

So big pimpin was rockin about $500 worth of firearms total. Yep, be afeared, if he runs out of ammo, he can use the Highpoints to beat you to death.


Ohh DNRTFA its a S&W...

Ok, he stole the highpoints?? Uhh, ok. wow. I own a .40 and its ugly, heavy, and huge but it's had only 2 FTF out of ~4k rounds I have put through it. Waiting for the FFL to open up so I can go pick up my P250,
 
2012-08-29 01:21:59 PM  

clevershark: drb9: I should save stories like this to show my kids when I'm telling them to stay away from drugs. Sure, by the time you get it, it's in a plastic baggie. But, somewhere along the way, it rode in someones crack or further up.

I hope you reminded your wife that her lovely ring was quite possibly up some smuggler's ass at some point too.


I just let her know that it likely funded a genocide somewhere in Africa.
 
2012-08-29 01:34:47 PM  

stevarooni: 2KanZam: Had the same thought....biggest POS weapons I have ever seen

Don't get me wrong, Hi-Point is not a great gun. But it is cheap, pretty reliable, and a lifetime guarantee is a heck of a deal. Nobody's ever going to win a competition with a Hi-Point, but for cheap self-defense, they're a worthwhile option. They're loud as heck and kind of sloppy, and I'd be meticulous about making sure they're cleaned (and inspected for breakage) frequently.



VERY sloppy, plus that god-awful "high-forehead" slide...ugly ugly ugly. My buddy had one for a short while. I couldn't help but feel like the thing would go off at any moment, it felt THAT poorly made to me.

This, coming from a guy who owns a Rohm RG-22, should just throw it away.
 
2012-08-29 01:40:29 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: anything greater than an 8th, which is considered "standard drug user quantity"


This statement is oddly cogent coming from this particular handle.

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: No one noted the most obvious and bizarre piece of journalistic strangeness in this article? They actually managed to correctly identify the specific firearms and ammunition involved - at no time invoking the mighty catch-all, "Glock!"

Pulitzer candidate right here folks, write 'em in if you have to. Actual reporting - gasp.


Good observation. Including the specific quantities of drugs, and not just some "street value estimate" is a big change, too.
 
2012-08-29 01:41:46 PM  
So kids, think about this when YOU buy weed on the street.

/Always go to the dealer you know.
 
2012-08-29 01:45:09 PM  

rickythepenguin: Realistically,
In this situation,
Many
Jobs can be put at risk. An
Option could be to let medical professionals do the exam
Barring complications.


Haiku much?
 
2012-08-29 01:58:17 PM  

litmusdragon: TheOther: Life is like a pair of but-tocks.

[apublicdefender.com image 339x425]

You never know what you're going to find.

/Shakes tiny fist


There, but for a failure to preview, go I. :-)
 
2012-08-29 02:00:36 PM  

SpectroBoy: So kids, think about this when YOU buy weed on the street.

/Always go to the dealer you know.




OR just buy in quantities too big to be shoved in the pooper.
 
2012-08-29 02:04:01 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [media.nbcconnecticut.com image 654x368]

They found all that in his ass?

Dude.


This is what I picture when people refer to a "shiat load" of stuff.
 
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