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(Sun Sentinel)   Man wearing a Obama mask robs a McDonald's. Demands all the hope and change in the cash register   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 55
    More: Florida, Mcdonald, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, robbery  
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2012-08-29 12:17:43 PM  
I lol'd.

/ Gimme your change and hope I don't shoot you in the face!
 
2012-08-29 12:18:45 PM  
Viral marketing for a "Point Break" remake?

/The FBI is going to pay me to surf?
 
2012-08-29 12:19:15 PM  
i.lv3.hbo.com

HUMANS RULE!

/rtfa, robbers will be robbers
 
2012-08-29 12:19:34 PM  
The guy wearing the Romney mask used a leveraged buy out to acquire McDonalds, loaded it up with debt and is planning to cash out in a few years so McDs can go bankrupt.

Then Ronald McDonald's wife will die of cancer.
 
2012-08-29 12:19:44 PM  
thats racist man!
 
2012-08-29 12:20:22 PM  

js34603: The guy wearing the Romney mask used a leveraged buy out to acquire McDonalds, loaded it up with debt and is planning to cash out in a few years so McDs can go bankrupt.

Then Ronald McDonald's wife will die of cancer.


WINNAR!!!
 
2012-08-29 12:21:04 PM  
Did a customer kill him followed by a national HOOORAH from from all the gun lovers out there in USA fark yeah?
 
2012-08-29 12:22:58 PM  
its so literal
 
2012-08-29 12:24:04 PM  
The restaurant just needed some help from Kunta Kinte.

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-08-29 12:24:05 PM  

richlw: [i.lv3.hbo.com image 850x478]

HUMANS RULE!

/rtfa, robbers will be robbers


The show would be so much better if they didn't try to give every single supporting character a major subplot every year. The Obama's, the Smoke Monster, and the wolf-pack crap were completely pointless.
 
2012-08-29 12:24:30 PM  
Any word about my poor lost poodle Fifi?
 
2012-08-29 12:25:14 PM  
Barack Obama robbed a McDonald's?
 
2012-08-29 12:26:28 PM  
People are still robbing places to get cash from registers?

How much do they hope to get? Twenty bucks?

I thought everybody was using debit/credit cards everywhere now.
 
2012-08-29 12:26:36 PM  
And just like Obama's supporters, he ended up with absolutely nothing. No hope. No change. Just getting screwed in the tail.
 
2012-08-29 12:28:00 PM  
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2012-08-29 12:28:59 PM  
www.thegunzone.com
 
2012-08-29 12:29:37 PM  
Is that how Christie celebrated after last night?

I actually like the guy, but sure am glad he isn't running. It would not do well to have another howard taft figure in the white house as we grapple with a national epidemic of morbid obesity. Because in terms of charisma, he would stomp the black off of barack's ass.

/troll, troll, troll your vote, merry to the extreme
 
2012-08-29 12:32:05 PM  
What a coward. The real Obama hasn't worn a mask these past 4 years.
 
2012-08-29 12:32:43 PM  
i.ytimg.com

I'm sorry sir, we stopped selling hope at 11 am
 
2012-08-29 12:33:40 PM  
He didn't rob that. Somebody else made that happen.
 
2012-08-29 12:34:39 PM  
sounds like weve got another point break on our hands
 
2012-08-29 12:35:30 PM  
content.internetvideoarchive.com

'Let's rock n roll!'

Good to see Obama finally found something he's good at.....oh, wait........
 
2012-08-29 12:35:46 PM  

syberpud: Viral marketing for a "Point Break" remake?


GAH! Beat me to it!

/shakes tiny fist
 
2012-08-29 12:36:54 PM  
Well played,subby.
 
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2012-08-29 12:41:26 PM  

digitalrain: I lol'd.

/ Gimme your change and hope I don't shoot you in the face!


done in one.
 
2012-08-29 12:45:17 PM  

Vorpal: He didn't rob that. Somebody else made that happen.


Win.
 
2012-08-29 12:49:22 PM  

MattyBlast: Vorpal: He didn't rob that. Somebody else made that happen.

Win.


ammit. you sir win teh innanets for this lunch hour.
 
2012-08-29 12:51:52 PM  

Albert911emt: js34603: The guy wearing the Romney mask used a leveraged buy out to acquire McDonalds, loaded it up with debt and is planning to cash out in a few years so McDs can go bankrupt.

Then Ronald McDonald's wife will die of cancer.

WINNAR!!!


Yeah, it's not like Obama has been responsible for more debt than every other President in our nation's history. Combined.

Oh wait...
 
2012-08-29 12:53:12 PM  
No no, keep the coins. I want change.
 
2012-08-29 12:53:52 PM  
100 percent pure adrenaline!
 
2012-08-29 12:55:13 PM  
A man wearing a Romney mask robbed a credit union/401K. He forced them to transfer all funds to a mix of Cayman and Swiss accounts. A witness decribed him executing a pensioner, then saying, "You've been Outsourced."
 
2012-08-29 12:55:56 PM  
Holding the gun sideways. This guy has been watching too many movies.
 
2012-08-29 12:57:09 PM  
Commander in Chief? Commander in THIEF, more like? AMIRITE PEEPLZ?? WORD 2 YA MUTHA!
 
2012-08-29 12:57:13 PM  
"Police have not yet said what led investigators to McTeare." on a half dozen TV crime shows we see the bulk of arrests are made because idiot thugs tell others what they did.
 
2012-08-29 12:58:03 PM  

Vorpal: He didn't rob that. Somebody else made that happen.


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2012-08-29 12:58:11 PM  
Obviously a play by republicans to step up the racism dog whistles and Fartbummer fear. Mark my words, we'll find out later that this man was personally funded by Mitt Romney.
 
2012-08-29 12:59:37 PM  
Why else would you go to there?

Link
 
2012-08-29 01:00:09 PM  
we don't have the big mac we have the big mc
-wacdonalds
 
2012-08-29 01:00:27 PM  
I demand correct grammar in the headline, subby.
 
2012-08-29 01:00:32 PM  
Is it easier to shoot sideways or something? It seems a little show-boaty, like to top that the next place he robs, he'll be pointing the gun upside down between his legs.
 
2012-08-29 01:07:40 PM  
I'm sure this is all a misunderstanding and he was simply holding a snapple and a bag of skittles, while on his way home. Oh, and he's probably the cutest little boy ever under that Obama mask.
 
2012-08-29 01:10:36 PM  

Big Man On Campus: I'm sure this is all a misunderstanding and he was simply holding a snapple and a bag of skittles, while on his way home. Oh, and he's probably the cutest little boy ever under that Obama mask.


He was starting to get his life together according to his mother.
 
2012-08-29 01:10:51 PM  
Any time I read a story about a black person committing a crime I immediately scroll down to the comments to reaffirm that this country is not even close to getting over racism. 

"and yet another worthless ape"
 
2012-08-29 01:16:42 PM  

ManateeGag: Barack Obama robbed a McDonald's?


Hard to say. They all look the same.

i199.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-29 01:28:57 PM  

richlw: /rtfa, robbers

robbles will be robbers robbles.

/FTFY.
 
2012-08-29 01:40:41 PM  
drkronner.files.wordpress.com

And make sure you give us plenty of FRIES with that, biatches!

 
2012-08-29 01:42:13 PM  
Obama mask eh?



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2012-08-29 01:43:31 PM  
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2012-08-29 01:55:17 PM  
i698.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-29 02:11:17 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [content.internetvideoarchive.com image 320x240]

'Let's rock n roll!'

Good to see Obama finally found something he's good at.....oh, wait........


Little hand says it's time to rock and roll.

Get it right ya numb nutz!
 
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