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(Pravda)   Man has public sex with woman in Russia's St. Petersburg, creating giant traffic jam at 5 a.m   (english.pravda.ru) divider line 78
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2012-08-29 12:23:36 PM
The article calls it a "video of the act of love."

I think I'm going to use that line the next time someone catches me using my webcam in an inappropriate manner.
 
2012-08-29 01:06:14 PM
I thought a picture was too much to hope for.
 
2012-08-29 02:13:10 PM
TTIUWOP

Get on it people!
 
2012-08-29 02:13:26 PM
We were having sex in a BAR. They threw us into PUB LIC.
 
2012-08-29 02:13:58 PM

chachi88: TTIUWOP

Get on it people!


Actually TTIUWOV .... just minor difference. I want the full thing.
 
2012-08-29 02:16:07 PM
That's why they call it the morning rush.
 
2012-08-29 02:16:20 PM

Russia's St. Petersburg


Vladimir Putitin
 
2012-08-29 02:19:05 PM
The video is available here (YouTube link)
or here (Russian link) 
To watch the video on the Russian link, you need to scroll down a bit
 
2012-08-29 02:19:27 PM
Sex in public is against the law, and that's why I can't go to Waffle House anymore.
 
2012-08-29 02:20:42 PM
Russian women are hot, take any opportunity that rises to have the sex with them. That goes for you too ladies.
 
2012-08-29 02:21:14 PM
FTA: "a sweeper drove by twice"

Translated to Cincinnati English: "A trash truck circled the block 274 times and the driver was openly masturbating"
 
2012-08-29 02:22:28 PM
According to Alexander Chuyev, a resident of St. Petersburg who posted the video on the net, the clip was banned because of its headline, "Liberals on Nevsky." The YouTube administration considered it was political propaganda. However, it is obvious that the video was removed from the portal because of its explicit content and foul language.

"They now promote the Western liberal lifestyle in russia. Example, in Finland they want to legalize incest. I decided to mock that. Sex on Nevsky - this is the behavior of liberal youth in the hypertrophic degree," Chuyev wrote.


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2012-08-29 02:22:28 PM
It brings up a good question:
What is proper etiquette when you witness public sex?
Does the couple want us all to gather around and watch and cheer when the moment arrives?
Or are we supposed to pretend we don't notice and keep moving because they're turned on by the fear of getting caught, but don't actually want to be caught?
Or do they not care because they're totally...getting..LAID!!! (High Five!)
 
2012-08-29 02:22:40 PM

fappomatic: FTA: "a sweeper drove by twice"

Translated to Cincinnati English: "A trash truck circled the block 274 times and the driver was openly masturbating"


Holy sh*t, we're getting talked down to by Virginia's Detroit......
 
2012-08-29 02:22:52 PM

xaldin: I want the full thing.


So did she.
 
2012-08-29 02:26:25 PM
Not porn.

Really lame humping

Almost SFW, unless said passing coworker were to look closely (figures are small and clothed, video is grainy), or unless you have the sound up... and they know Russian.

Speaking of which... Russian translation of any choice quotes, please?
 
2012-08-29 02:30:21 PM
If you can eat and sleep in public, why not sex?
 
2012-08-29 02:31:53 PM

Googling Stoopid: Not porn.

Really lame humping

Almost SFW, unless said passing coworker were to look closely (figures are small and clothed, video is grainy), or unless you have the sound up... and they know Russian.

Speaking of which... Russian translation of any choice quotes, please?


People like you are why I keep on Farking and bookmarking
 
2012-08-29 02:32:07 PM
i love that someone comes up to talk to them and he keeps throwing it in her
 
2012-08-29 02:34:16 PM
Dat Pussy almost caused a Riot
 
2012-08-29 02:38:35 PM

justneal: i love that someone comes up to talk to them and he keeps throwing it in her


"I got next, comrade!"
 
2012-08-29 02:38:59 PM
It's no Burger King bathroom.
 
2012-08-29 02:40:59 PM
They were making their own jam.
 
2012-08-29 02:42:58 PM

The Muthaship: fappomatic: FTA: "a sweeper drove by twice"

Translated to Cincinnati English: "A trash truck circled the block 274 times and the driver was openly masturbating"

Holy sh*t, we're getting talked down to by Virginia's Detroit......


Chuch Hill represet muthafugguz!!
 
2012-08-29 02:45:37 PM
The Nevsky Prospekt sure has changed since I was there.

/1987
//Soviet Union
 
2012-08-29 02:45:52 PM

Googling Stoopid: Not porn.

Really lame humping

Almost SFW, unless said passing coworker were to look closely (figures are small and clothed, video is grainy), or unless you have the sound up... and they know Russian.

Speaking of which... Russian translation of any choice quotes, please?


"Putin it in me baby... Putin... Oh, Vlad the impaler...!"
"I take you like Stalin! Long, cold, hard, baby"
"Yes, it's cold... too cold for you, Costanza!"
"What? No.. No..."
"Then WTF is that in me? Glasnost?"
"No, wait..."
"farking Chernobyl meltdown. We're being Youtubed dumbass!"
"Biatch! You Trotsky cooont!!!"
"Get a bigger weener, or at least a Hummer."
 
2012-08-29 02:48:15 PM
Newport News is Virginia's Detroit. Richmond is Viginia's Toledo.

Get it straight.

/from Charlottesville, Virginia's 'insert pretentious place with more money than sense here'
//currently in Lynchburg, Virginia's 'worse than anyplace in your sissy state'
///raised in NoVA, Virginia's 'not really part of Virginia'
 
2012-08-29 02:49:23 PM
That was pretty quick. Must have been one of them uncut dudes.
 
2012-08-29 02:55:54 PM
"The police of St. Petersburg has started investigation into the publication of an obscene video on the Russian Internet."

HOLY FARK! They have their own!
 
2012-08-29 03:01:16 PM

GRCooper: Newport News is Virginia's Detroit. Richmond is Viginia's Toledo.

Get it straight.

/from Charlottesville, Virginia's 'insert pretentious place with more money than sense here'
//currently in Lynchburg, Virginia's 'worse than anyplace in your sissy state'
///raised in NoVA, Virginia's 'not really part of Virginia'


I've lived in Lynchburg for 52 years, and thanks to the complete takeover of the city by Jerry Falwell and his minions, it hasn't changed a hell of a lot.

/gaudy and bigger doesn't always mean better
 
2012-08-29 03:15:18 PM

GRCooper: Newport News is Virginia's Detroit. Richmond is Viginia's Toledo.

Get it straight.

/from Charlottesville, Virginia's 'insert pretentious place with more money than sense here'
//currently in Lynchburg, Virginia's 'worse than anyplace in your sissy state'
///raised in NoVA, Virginia's 'not really part of Virginia'


I would say you pretty well nailed that.

/UVA Grad
//Both undergrad and masters
///Now in Colorado, booyah
 
2012-08-29 03:19:49 PM
The complete takeover by Falwell and Liberty is WHY LBurg sucks
 
2012-08-29 03:22:37 PM

Nana's Vibrator: It brings up a good question:
What is proper etiquette when you witness public sex?
Does the couple want us all to gather around and watch and cheer when the moment arrives?
Or are we supposed to pretend we don't notice and keep moving because they're turned on by the fear of getting caught, but don't actually want to be caught?
Or do they not care because they're totally...getting..LAID!!! (High Five!)


Obviously they want you to watch, why else would you have sex in public. Cheering, now that is up to you.
 
2012-08-29 03:28:58 PM
Postcards from St. Petersburg?

/probably obscure.
//unless you've been to foobies.com
 
2012-08-29 03:30:52 PM
Russian Fark story - alcohol was involved can be safely assumed.
*reads TFA*
Yup.

I'm not going to watch a video of two drunks humping in order to translate lame jokes.
You're on your own there, Googling Stoopid:

And the source's name could be a pseudonym, but not a funny one.
 
2012-08-29 03:32:06 PM
devilEther:

If you can eat and sleep in public, why not sex?

In summer 1986 I saw a guy poop in public. In the doorway to a store. In broad daylight. On Market St. in San Francisco. In the Financial District. On a weekday. With people walking by. Then he wiped his butt with slices of white bread. If I'd only had a video camera. 

A few months earlier I started doing it doggie style with a Finnish girl in Union Square Park. On a nice sunny afternoon. But when we became a tourist attraction I had to give up & we left. A porn star I never was. 

Subby is too easily impressed.
 
2012-08-29 03:39:41 PM
Has this been posted to Fark.ru yet?
 
2012-08-29 03:44:49 PM
That was violently unerotic. Boo.
 
2012-08-29 03:47:18 PM

Choadzilla: "The police of St. Petersburg has started investigation into the publication of an obscene video on the Russian Internet."

HOLY FARK! They have their own!


Web sites monitor you.
 
2012-08-29 03:47:36 PM

The One True TheDavid: A few months earlier I started doing it doggie style with a Finnish girl in Union Square Park. On a nice sunny afternoon. But when we became a tourist attraction I had to give up & we left. A porn star I never was. 


So I guess you didn't... Finnish.

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2012-08-29 03:49:51 PM
Worst porn ever.
 
2012-08-29 03:54:45 PM
To the dude in the black pants, GET THE FARK OUT OF HERE!!! LEAVE US ALONE! Watch from afar like everyone else.

I love how the two dudes at the end are all like "hey, you need someone to walk you home? You have pretty eyes. Here, your dripping. Sure you don't need a walk home?"
 
2012-08-29 04:21:27 PM
I, for one, am appalled!

that the video is distorted and too far away..
 
2012-08-29 04:27:36 PM
So would this be the inappropriate time/place to say I just blew the UPS man in the office bathroom?

/because I gotta brag to EVERYONE
//considering taking out an ad in the paper
 
2012-08-29 04:27:55 PM
Lynchburg?! I'd rather live in Tarandfeatherville thanks.
 
2012-08-29 04:48:41 PM

QueenMamaBee: So would this be the inappropriate time/place to say I just blew the UPS man in the office bathroom?

/because I gotta brag to EVERYONE
//considering taking out an ad in the paper


AW, hail no!
You know some idjit is going to ask for pics/video.
 
2012-08-29 05:12:41 PM
Just judging by what I have seen on the internets, I didn't think that this was that rare in Russia or Eastern Europe.
 
2012-08-29 05:14:09 PM

fappomatic: FTA: "a sweeper drove by twice"

Translated to Cincinnati English: "A trash truck circled the block 274 times and the driver was openly masturbating"


We call them "garbage trucks" or "Rumpke trucks" here, goober.

"Trash trucks?" Where are you from? Some backwoods ass-tastic dump like Virginia?
 
2012-08-29 05:17:09 PM
I saw no evidence of a woman in that video.
 
2012-08-29 05:20:15 PM
Animals,
 
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