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(Yahoo)   It's Thursday, and Jesus still looks like a monkey   (ca.news.yahoo.com) divider line 37
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2012-08-29 12:15:21 PM  
OK, now they're just purposely greenlighting this story to annoy us. This is about the 8th greenlight saying the same thing.
 
2012-08-29 12:32:56 PM  
Wait. Just release a statement that it's actually a painting of Muhammed and watch the worm turn.
 
2012-08-29 01:27:45 PM  
Did an Aussie write this? That's one of the few places it's Thursday already.
 
2012-08-29 02:11:26 PM  
To quote an artist lady friend of mine who I shared this article with:
"Oh sad.
This, and the Madonna in elephant poop, are the only religious paintings in a century to get any publicity.
I still think you're right that it looks like a sloth.
Maybe that is the attraction, as humans get fat and slow -they need a god they can relate to!"
 
2012-08-29 03:18:57 PM  
...but is Generalissimo Franco still dead?
 
2012-08-29 03:19:27 PM  
Did I miss a day?
 
2012-08-29 03:21:07 PM  
Cool.
Can somebody send me Wednesday's winning Powerball number?
 
2012-08-29 03:21:15 PM  
It's Thursday, except where people have calendars to refer to.
 
2012-08-29 03:22:07 PM  
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2012-08-29 03:22:08 PM  
Were you aware that the bird is the word?


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-08-29 03:24:52 PM  

Jesus still looks like a monkey


Jesus Rhesus.
 
2012-08-29 03:26:07 PM  

ejwsod36: ...but is Generalissimo Franco still dead?


I make sure of that every day.
 
2012-08-29 03:26:18 PM  
spiritualhealingsource.com
Father, forgive them. For they know not what they do
 
2012-08-29 03:27:09 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Jesus still looks like a monkey


Jesus Rhesus.


Jeezy Creezy
 
2012-08-29 03:28:46 PM  
Like I needed anymore proof that Christianity is devolving.
 
2012-08-29 03:30:16 PM  

Walker: OK, now they're just purposely greenlighting this story to annoy us. This is about the 8th greenlight saying the same thing.


To be fair; I've seen more greens regarding less interesting things. It's still hilarious; and I'm still wondering if my granny found her way into Spain, and decided that Jesus needed some help.

/ this sounds like something she'd do

// on a somewhat related tangent; my dad once touched a statue by Raphael, in Rome. Thank god / fsm that the carbinari that was next to the statue was looking the other way
 
2012-08-29 03:30:58 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-29 03:38:53 PM  
Jesus built my Hot Rod.
 
2012-08-29 03:40:32 PM  
And Thanksgiving's coming on the 4th of July in the form of a girl with a needle in her eye.
 
2012-08-29 03:41:49 PM  
That's racist.
 
2012-08-29 03:47:38 PM  
No, he looks like a sloth...

...which makes the placement in a church all the more ironic, because he's now a depiction of one of the seven deadly sins.
 
2012-08-29 03:48:33 PM  

IExpectAKill: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]


Thanks for the nightmares!
 
2012-08-29 03:58:50 PM  

cyberspacedout


No, he looks like a sloth...

...which makes the placement in a church all the more ironic, because he's now a depiction of one of the seven deadly sins.


I said that in a thread last week.
 
2012-08-29 04:02:31 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: cyberspacedout

No, he looks like a sloth...

...which makes the placement in a church all the more ironic, because he's now a depiction of one of the seven deadly sins.


I said that in a thread last week.


Yeah but I posted this last week.

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2012-08-29 04:09:46 PM  

majestic: IExpectAKill: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

Thanks for the nightmares!


Don't worry, it's only Jesus! Sure it looks like Gloop or Gleep from the Herculoids banged a potato monster and had a weird deformed creature-baby...but it's Jesus, I swear!
 
2012-08-29 04:29:12 PM  

Walker: OK, now they're just purposely greenlighting this story to annoy us. This is about the 8th greenlight saying the same thing.


Agreed, let's declare a Rhesus on the whole thing.
 
2012-08-29 04:45:14 PM  
future news rocks
 
2012-08-29 05:32:06 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: cyberspacedout

No, he looks like a sloth...

...which makes the placement in a church all the more ironic, because he's now a depiction of one of the seven deadly sins.


I said that in a thread last week.


Are you sure? I probably didn't read that thread last week.
 
2012-08-29 06:41:26 PM  
Maybe they should pray for a miracle to spontaneously restore the painting to its original quality.

We'll see how long it takes for the miracle to occur.
 
2012-08-29 07:24:30 PM  
o/''''

Ahhhhh.

The Lord... is a monkey.

o/''''

/Why yes, Thanksgiving WAS in July, why do you ask?
 
2012-08-29 07:38:05 PM  
Das wasis.
 
2012-08-29 08:13:46 PM  

cyberspacedout


Are you sure? I probably didn't read that thread last week.


Yup, here ya go:

Jesus fresco fubar

As an added bonus, probesport's Baby Ruth is in there too!
 
2012-08-29 08:17:38 PM  
I already saw this plot used in that Mr Bean movie
 
2012-08-29 08:41:26 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: And Thanksgiving's coming on the 4th of July in the form of a girl with a needle in her eye.


Thanksg... damn it!
 
2012-08-29 09:02:04 PM  
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Chimp?
 
2012-08-29 10:25:13 PM  
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2012-08-30 01:33:38 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: cyberspacedout

Are you sure? I probably didn't read that thread last week.


Yup, here ya go:

Jesus fresco fubar

As an added bonus, probesport's Baby Ruth is in there too!


Hey, no kidding. I really didn't read that thread last week.
 
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