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(NPR)   The secret to making zucchini that actually tastes good. Yeah, right   (npr.org) divider line 23
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2012-08-29 09:37:14 AM
9 votes:
Oh, that's simple: Feed the zucchini to a cow, then eat the cow.
2012-08-29 12:11:22 PM
3 votes:
Heat oven to 500...900 if possible
Cover zuke in oil..any oil.
Salt & pepper
Place on 12" x 16" piece of 5/8 particle board (don't use OSB)
Cook in oven for 48 hours.
Remove, discard the zuke and eat the particle board.
2012-08-29 11:47:17 AM
3 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Zucchini is part of a vegetable Axis of Evil that includes, also, spinach and cauliflower. I consider those who attempt to feed me any of these an enemy, and treat them accordingly.


You sound constipated.
2012-08-29 11:46:12 AM
3 votes:
What part of the cow does the zucchini come from?
2012-08-29 10:53:12 AM
3 votes:
You're reading a recipe from a girl who didn't know the difference between a zuke and a cuke in a grocery store where they are labeled.
2012-08-29 09:55:19 AM
3 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Zucchini is part of a vegetable Axis of Evil that includes, also, spinach and cauliflower.


All of those pale in comparison to the Hitler of the vegetable world: broccoli.
2012-08-29 09:50:41 AM
3 votes:
Zucchini is part of a vegetable Axis of Evil that includes, also, spinach and cauliflower. I consider those who attempt to feed me any of these an enemy, and treat them accordingly.
2012-08-29 11:52:21 AM
2 votes:
You know how you grow zucchini in the Midwest? Throw the seeds over your shoulder and RUN!
2012-08-29 10:25:57 AM
2 votes:
I like zucchini...
2012-08-29 09:59:06 AM
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Pocket Ninja: Zucchini is part of a vegetable Axis of Evil that includes, also, spinach and cauliflower.

All of those pale in comparison to the Hitler of the vegetable world: broccoli.


I love all of those.

SEIG VEGGIES!
2012-08-29 01:30:14 PM
1 votes:

kiwimoogle84: ou said you use zucchini as a dildo, thus you can understand my assumption.


I used to be poorer and married at the same time. Things had to be spice up with the wife and I knew how to improvise. Watermelon just wouldn't work.

/yes, a food tag
2012-08-29 01:13:28 PM
1 votes:

dittybopper: sweetmelissa31: dittybopper: Oh, that's simple: Feed the zucchini to a cow, then eat the cow.

You are so manly.

I know.


"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"

-Troy McClure
2012-08-29 01:12:16 PM
1 votes:

Big Man On Campus: This entire thread is the biggest sex euphemism I've ever seen on Fark.


I think being called Fark would trump all.
2012-08-29 01:09:56 PM
1 votes:
This entire thread is the biggest sex euphemism I've ever seen on Fark.
2012-08-29 12:33:44 PM
1 votes:
Zucchini Bread and more than that, Zucchini bread french toast.

So good you'll punch your mother.
2012-08-29 12:32:45 PM
1 votes:
I have a chocolate cake recipe using 2 cups grated zucchini that has tricked many years of children into eating it.
2012-08-29 12:31:56 PM
1 votes:
Beets and goat cheese go together. Roast the beets, peel, cut them up then toss into a salad with red lettuce, walnuts, goat cheese, etc...

The goat cheese cuts that grassy flavor they get sometimes. Plus, it looks like you have rectal cancer when you poop the next day. WHAT THE HELL IS- Oh, right. Ate beets yesterday.
2012-08-29 12:07:28 PM
1 votes:
Where I grew up, you had to lock your car doors in Autumn, or you'd return to find your front seats full of zucchini.
2012-08-29 11:54:45 AM
1 votes:
Not to go all Bubba Gump, but this summer I have made zucchini bread, zucchini pickles, zucchini lasagna, sauteed zucchini, zucchini pancakes, zucchini leek soup...

It is a perfectly good food, very abundant and easy to grow. And full of nutrients.
2012-08-29 11:48:23 AM
1 votes:
Does subby mean preparing or cooking zucchini? Because I'm pretty sure making it involves some advanced cloning, chemistry, or gardening skills.
2012-08-29 11:46:24 AM
1 votes:
big boys eat their veggies.
2012-08-29 11:42:46 AM
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Pocket Ninja: Zucchini is part of a vegetable Axis of Evil that includes, also, spinach and cauliflower.

All of those pale in comparison to the Hitler of the vegetable world: broccoli.


Which pales in comparison the Judas Von Hitler of the vegetable underworld: brussels sprouts

I actually really like zucchini and, like the article says, growing it is basically idiot proof.
2012-08-29 11:40:26 AM
1 votes:

MaxxLarge: Screw you all. Vegetables are f*cking awesome. In fact, I'm gonna roast me a few heads of fresh broccoli for dinner tonight.

For the enlightened, you should really try this sometime. All you do is cut off the woody bits, separate the florets, then toss them in a generous amount of a good olive oil. Spread the stuff out on a cookie sheet, and salt/pepper to taste. Then put the whole shebang in a 400° oven for about a half-hour. Ir's done when the tips are just a little bit crispy.

If you've never done this before, it's a goddamned revelation. Best broccoli you've ever had. Roasting really brings out the natural glutamates, so you won't even need to butter it.

This works for just about ANY green vegetable, actually. I also do it with green beans, asparagus, and ESPECIALLY brussels sprouts. Oh my GOD, brussels sprouts are fantastic roasted.

Seriously. Try this. You'll thank me.


You waste good olive oil by cooking it.
 
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