Pocket Ninja: Zucchini is part of a vegetable Axis of Evil that includes, also, spinach and cauliflower. I consider those who attempt to feed me any of these an enemy, and treat them accordingly.
Pocket Ninja: Zucchini is part of a vegetable Axis of Evil that includes, also, spinach and cauliflower.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Pocket Ninja: Zucchini is part of a vegetable Axis of Evil that includes, also, spinach and cauliflower.All of those pale in comparison to the Hitler of the vegetable world: broccoli.
kiwimoogle84: ou said you use zucchini as a dildo, thus you can understand my assumption.
dittybopper: sweetmelissa31: dittybopper: Oh, that's simple: Feed the zucchini to a cow, then eat the cow.You are so manly.I know.
Big Man On Campus: This entire thread is the biggest sex euphemism I've ever seen on Fark.
MaxxLarge: Screw you all. Vegetables are f*cking awesome. In fact, I'm gonna roast me a few heads of fresh broccoli for dinner tonight.For the enlightened, you should really try this sometime. All you do is cut off the woody bits, separate the florets, then toss them in a generous amount of a good olive oil. Spread the stuff out on a cookie sheet, and salt/pepper to taste. Then put the whole shebang in a 400° oven for about a half-hour. Ir's done when the tips are just a little bit crispy.If you've never done this before, it's a goddamned revelation. Best broccoli you've ever had. Roasting really brings out the natural glutamates, so you won't even need to butter it.This works for just about ANY green vegetable, actually. I also do it with green beans, asparagus, and ESPECIALLY brussels sprouts. Oh my GOD, brussels sprouts are fantastic roasted.Seriously. Try this. You'll thank me.
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