Representative of the unwashed masses: Step 1: Win lottery to have true F-U money and buy Apple 1 computerStep 2: Walk into nearest Apple store, preferably during release of iphone 5 for maximum moron crowd concentration raise above your head, proclaim that this was personally touched by Steve Jobs, smash on floor and light on fire.Step 3: Smash beer cans together a la Stone Cold Steve Austin, give double finger salute, stun nearest fanboi, leave
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