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(Townhall)   Apparently, if Romney jokes about Obama's birth certificate, white Americans will suddenly notice the president is black   (townhall.com) divider line 111
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2012-08-29 08:04:28 AM  
What fresh hell is this?

A ClownHall link? With the noted moron Jonah Goldberg penning the thing? Oh, joy!

Yet in response to Mitt Romney's lame joke about not needing a birth certificate to prove he was from Michigan, Dyson proclaimed, to the approval of a collection of sage pundits on MSNBC, that Romney was resorting to "some of the basest, most despicable bigotry we can imagine."

Pandering to birthers (a racist phenomenon if there ever was one) is racism plain and simple.

I don't think Romney is racist unless you count all those years he taught in his church that black people were officially lesser until political pressure made them rethink that.

No, Mitt Romney is simply a power hungry politico with less scruples than a rabid badger on Angel Dust and half a bottle of Nyquil.

So you can kindly go stick your wounded victim routine up your arse, you feeble minded fop.

Want people to stop calling you bigots? Stop being bigots. K?
 
2012-08-29 08:13:35 AM  

quatchi: A ClownHall link? With the noted moron Jonah Goldberg penning the thing? Oh, joy!


We're actually in relatively good shape today, only two Townhall greenlights before lunch. So far.
 
2012-08-29 08:17:45 AM  
Maybe he shouldn't have used it to promote his book.

www.majhost.com 

Here is where I'll leave it.
 
2012-08-29 08:21:25 AM  
Has he always been black?  We need an investigation.
 
2012-08-29 08:21:52 AM  

BillCo: Maybe he shouldn't have used it to promote his book.

 

Here is where I'll leave it.


Here...in The Retard Zone.
 
2012-08-29 08:23:09 AM  

BillCo: Here is where I'll leave it.


I doubt that.
 
2012-08-29 08:23:41 AM  
I look forward to the discovery of Jonah's fetid corpse, found in a closet wearing lingerie and death caused by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Another pile of excrement from our pseudo-scholars at TardHall
 
2012-08-29 08:26:03 AM  

BillCo: Maybe he shouldn't have used it to promote his book.

[www.majhost.com image 423x374] 

Here is where I'll leave it.


That is irrefutable proof that will stand up in court, much more than a sworn affidavit from Hawaiian officials (who happen to be Republicans).
 
2012-08-29 08:42:05 AM  

Jackson Herring: We're actually in relatively good shape today, only two Townhall greenlights before lunch. So far.


So there's a chance I might actually be able to keep my lunch down today? Well, that's something at least.
 
2012-08-29 08:43:36 AM  

I_C_Weener: Has he always been black?  We need an investigation.


I want to see the long form melanin count.
 
2012-08-29 08:51:04 AM  

quatchi: So there's a chance I might actually be able to keep my lunch down today?


Oh definitely not, watch out for the upcoming The Blaze greenlight!
 
2012-08-29 09:01:35 AM  
How much does Drew get from TownHall.com for greenlighting their shiat?
 
2012-08-29 09:09:10 AM  

Some Bass Playing Guy: How much does Drew get from TownHall.com for greenlighting their shiat?


He gets paid in lulz.

/Once you realize that we're just rubbernecking to gawk at the right-wing slo-mo car crash, the greenlights make sense.
 
2012-08-29 09:11:07 AM  
Everything you need to know about Jonah Goldberg. Link
 
2012-08-29 09:11:17 AM  

Jackson Herring: quatchi: So there's a chance I might actually be able to keep my lunch down today?

Oh definitely not, watch out for the upcoming The Blaze greenlight!


Oh crap, I forgot aboutTthe Blaze.

I also forgot that it was WND Wednesday here as well.

Gonna need more Tums.

/They're minty! 
//Fun fact: In BC "to blaze" means to "smoke pot".
 
2012-08-29 09:11:28 AM  
Since calling him a ni**** won't get people to suddenly realize he's black, that is ok too, according to Townhall.
 
2012-08-29 09:20:11 AM  
Even if making a birther joke doesn't make Romney a racist (and it kinda does), no one can argue that it DOESN'T make him an unfunny moron.
 
2012-08-29 09:35:11 AM  

Karac: Even if making a birther joke doesn't make Romney a racist (and it kinda does), no one can argue that it DOESN'T make him an unfunny moron.


Exactly. I'm not reluctant to believe it was a joke instead of the race baiting it is because I want it to be race baiting. I'm just failing to see the joke.
 
2012-08-29 09:41:50 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: That is irrefutable proof that will stand up in court, much more than a sworn affidavit from Hawaiian officials (who happen to be Republicans).


Yeah well, Republicans in different countries are like the filthy lieberals in this great country, so it doesn't count.

*whisper whisper*

What do you MEAN Hawaii isn't another country!? Bullshiat, look at all them brown people!
 
Pud
2012-08-29 09:48:20 AM  
He's only half black subby. Only half black. Get your facts straight
 
2012-08-29 09:49:34 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Everything you need to know about Jonah Goldberg. Link


Great link - thanks! Beautiful encapsulation of that dope.
 
2012-08-29 09:58:08 AM  
Apparently, if Romney jokes about Obama's birth certificate, white Americans will suddenly notice the president is black. But when Obama jokes about his birth certificate -- or even hawks birther-themed swag on his campaign website, it's all in good fun.

Ladies and gentlemen: Jonah Goldberg. Six-time gold medal winner in the Olympics of Intentional Obtuseness.
 
2012-08-29 10:15:52 AM  

quatchi: What fresh hell is this?

A ClownHall link? With the noted moron Jonah Goldberg penning the thing? Oh, joy!


Townhall clearly has a deal with Fark to greenlight this shiat on a regular basis.
 
2012-08-29 10:19:07 AM  

quatchi: Pandering to birthers (a racist phenomenon if there ever was one) is racism plain and simple.


What race of people don't have birth certificates?

We get it, he's Mormon. He isn't allowed to joke. He isn't allowed to say that 0bama was born in the US.
But 0bama is allowed to raise money by making the same jokes.
 
2012-08-29 10:19:53 AM  

quatchi: A ClownHall link? With the noted moron Jonah Goldberg penning the thing? Oh, joy!


Jonah Goldberg is one of those guys who brings to mind that Chris Rock on OJ act. I'm not saying what Hitler did was right, but guys like Goldberg help me understand.
 
2012-08-29 10:20:13 AM  
How is Townhall not universally recognized as your blog sucks?
 
2012-08-29 10:20:46 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Everything you need to know about Jonah Goldberg. Link


I knew he was a piece of shiat and based on the article I am clearly correct.
 
2012-08-29 10:21:39 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it,


Yeah, no you don't.
 
2012-08-29 10:21:46 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: quatchi: Pandering to birthers (a racist phenomenon if there ever was one) is racism plain and simple.

What race of people don't have birth certificates?

We get it, he's Mormon. He isn't allowed to joke. He isn't allowed to say that 0bama was born in the US.
But 0bama is allowed to raise money by making the same jokes.


He's perfectly within his rights to pander to bigots.
 
2012-08-29 10:23:07 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: What race of people don't have birth certificates?


I know. White presidents are always asked for their birth certificates all the time.

The fact that Obama is not white has absolutely nothing to do with birtherism.
 
2012-08-29 10:23:08 AM  

mrshowrules: quatchi: What fresh hell is this?

A ClownHall link? With the noted moron Jonah Goldberg penning the thing? Oh, joy!

Townhall clearly has a deal with Fark to greenlight this shiat on a regular basis.


No. The agreement is with the Trilateral Commission.

Adjust your tin foil and get your conspiracy talking points right.
 
2012-08-29 10:23:22 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: What race of people don't have birth certificates?


Holy Fark, you're an entire convention of stupid, aren't you?
 
2012-08-29 10:23:26 AM  
TardHall 
 
2012-08-29 10:23:44 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: He isn't allowed to joke. He isn't allowed to say that 0bama was born in the US.


Saying Obama was born in the US is a joke?
 
2012-08-29 10:24:58 AM  

mrshowrules: Townhall clearly has a deal with Fark to greenlight this shiat on a regular basis.


Every time Fark greenlights a TardHall link an angel gets it's wings?

/Or more likely Drew gets a free bottle in front on him.

/I keed.
//I keed because I love.
///Too much. :>/
 
2012-08-29 10:25:45 AM  

The Homer Tax: tenpoundsofcheese: What race of people don't have birth certificates?

Holy Fark, you're an entire convention of stupid, aren't you?


TPOC is the RNC?
 
2012-08-29 10:27:32 AM  

quatchi:

a rabid badger on Angel Dust and half a bottle of Nyquil.


Can I party with you? This might be what I need to get through the election season.
 
2012-08-29 10:29:46 AM  

I_C_Weener: Has he always been black?  We need an investigation.


I was assured that he's actually white in 2008, so I agree.
 
2012-08-29 10:30:17 AM  

Mrtraveler01: The Homer Tax: tenpoundsofcheese: What race of people don't have birth certificates?

Holy Fark, you're an entire convention of stupid, aren't you?

TPOC is the RNC?


He is the very spirit of the Republican Party.
 
2012-08-29 10:33:33 AM  

vygramul: Since calling him a ni**** won't get people to suddenly realize he's black, that is ok too, according to Townhall.



I think it is like cigarette package warnings.  If you don't realize by now that it's bad for you, then pointing it out isn't going to suddenly enlighten you.
 
2012-08-29 10:33:44 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Mrtraveler01: The Homer Tax: tenpoundsofcheese: What race of people don't have birth certificates?

Holy Fark, you're an entire convention of stupid, aren't you?

TPOC is the RNC?

He is the very spirit of the Republican Party.


At least a fine exemplar of their thought process.

"Here's something I believe!"

"Here's why it's not true"

"It's still real to me, dammit!"
 
2012-08-29 10:34:20 AM  
There are still people who believe that the State of Hawaii is issuing bogus birth certificates?

Shouldn't an investigation into this be launched?
 
2012-08-29 10:35:41 AM  

SixPaperJoint: quatchi:

a rabid badger on Angel Dust and half a bottle of Nyquil.

Can I party with you? This might be what I need to get through the election season.


Hells yeah, you can party with me based purely on yer Fark handle.

Danny: The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.
Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.
Danny: It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less.
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot


/I roll one with 14 skins.
//I'm up here in BC. ^__^
 
2012-08-29 10:36:34 AM  

farkityfarker: There are still people who believe that the State of Hawaii is issuing bogus birth certificates?

Shouldn't an investigation into this be launched?


Put The Donald on it
 
2012-08-29 10:37:02 AM  

farkityfarker: There are still people who believe that the State of Hawaii is issuing bogus birth certificates?

Shouldn't an investigation into this be launched?


The finest investigation team in the country is working on it. Sheriff Joe Arpaio's cold case posse.
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2012-08-29 10:38:12 AM  

BillCo: Maybe he shouldn't have used it to promote his book.

 

Here is where I'll leave it.


See, could someone please explain this to me. I think the only precondition to being a US citizen (in this context) was to have a US citizen as a parent. Why does it matter even if obama was born in kenya.
 
2012-08-29 10:38:15 AM  
quatchi: Pandering to birthers (a racist phenomenon if there ever was one) is racism plain and simple.
 
2012-08-29 10:41:06 AM  
topfunny.com

WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME?!
 
2012-08-29 10:44:27 AM  

I_C_Weener: vygramul: Since calling him a ni**** won't get people to suddenly realize he's black, that is ok too, according to Townhall.


I think it is like cigarette package warnings.  If you don't realize by now that it's bad for you, then pointing it out isn't going to suddenly enlighten you.


At least cigarettes kill you quietly.
 
2012-08-29 10:45:44 AM  
Romney makes a joke to appeal to the faction in his party motivated solely by racism and apparently TownHall thinks the democrats are wrong for calling him out for catering to racists.

/How much are these professional trolls paying drew to continue to direct traffic to his drunken virgin angst ramblings?
 
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