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(News Leader)   School district discovers PTA president embezzling funds. Fark: after discovering another employee embezzling funds last year. Farkier: And after discovering the athletic director had embezzled as well   (newsleader.com) divider line 38
    More: Dumbass, funds, Ware Elementary, school districts, school division, athletic director, Staunton Public Schools, Robert E. Lee High School, Linda Reviea  
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2012-08-29 07:52:48 AM  
That's a lot of wet beaks.
 
2012-08-29 09:10:50 AM  
Look...my father was an embezzler...and his father before him...this town was built on the backs of hard working embezzlers. And I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here and allow you to shiat on their graves!
 
2012-08-29 10:12:44 AM  

Sybarite: That's a lot of wet beaks.


And not one kiddy diddler in the lot. Amazing!
 
2012-08-29 10:13:18 AM  
You said embezzling three times.
Where you stealing them from?
 
2012-08-29 10:13:22 AM  
won't someone think of the children?
 
2012-08-29 10:14:43 AM  
How much money does this PTA have?!
 
2012-08-29 10:16:26 AM  
Clearly a sign of the corruption that has thoroughly infested all of public education. Shut 'em all down.
 
2012-08-29 10:17:51 AM  
Their financial controls consist of putting one of those TSA-approved luggage locks on the desk drawer.
 
2012-08-29 10:19:24 AM  
When most your Best and Brightest and ALL of your politicians are money grubbing amoral profiteers, what would you expect your society to turn into?
We have lately demonstrated a championing of asshatery for our fans and they have lowered their bar.
 
2012-08-29 10:20:04 AM  
METAMBEZZLEMENT
 
2012-08-29 10:20:45 AM  

Bruxellensis: won't someone think of the children?


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2012-08-29 10:20:52 AM  

Howie Spankowitz: Look...my father was an embezzler...and his father before him...this town was built on the backs of hard working embezzlers. And I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here and allow you to shiat on their graves!


Let us not forget our smugglers. Heros all.
 
2012-08-29 10:21:17 AM  
Anyone caught stealing funds meant for education should be swiftly kicked in the crotch, then tarred, feathered, and made to walk the busiest road in the county every day for a month.

/bastards the lot of 'em
 
2012-08-29 10:23:12 AM  

Apos: METAMBEZZLEMENT


That would be the stage after BETABEZZLEMENT starts and before MEGABEZZLEMENT begins.
We seem to be somewhere in transition.
 
2012-08-29 10:25:12 AM  

Callous: How much money does this PTA have?!


Prolly not much, now.
 
2012-08-29 10:27:34 AM  

SDRR: Anyone caught stealing funds meant for education should be swiftly kicked in the crotch, then tarred, feathered, and made to walk the busiest road in the county every day for a month.

/bastards the lot of 'em


I agree, but if we did that to everyone stealing funds from education, we'd have to do it to every member of every local school board in the country.

Graft, greed, and general corruption are simply a fact-of-life in our public education system. Oh, and incompetence. Don't forget incompetence.

Basically, local school boards are where failed middle-management types and worthless wanna-be politicians go to die. They generally take the school district with them on their way down, but not before they steal as much as they can.
 
2012-08-29 10:29:31 AM  

Sybarite: That's a lot of wet beaks.


So you're saying this wouldn't have happened in Arizona?
 
2012-08-29 10:30:50 AM  
at least they weren't bedazzling everything - THAT would have been a travesty
dpsshow.com
 
2012-08-29 10:31:44 AM  
Maybe they should just pay their people better.
 
2012-08-29 10:36:25 AM  
Sooo... was there any money left for ths school, or, you know, the kids who go there?
 
2012-08-29 10:47:29 AM  
One nation under fraud.

As pervasive as the mindset is, they should just go ahead and have that printed on our currency.
 
2012-08-29 10:57:13 AM  
Won't someone think of the boys' basketball! It's srs business down there in Staunton.
 
2012-08-29 11:12:00 AM  
Is there anyone at Staunton Ware Elementary who isn't embezzling?
 
2012-08-29 11:15:54 AM  

Callous: How much money does this PTA have?!


My wife is on the PTA board at my daughter's school. It's an elementary school with about 500 kids. They have $30k in the account now, and go through about $50k during the year.
 
2012-08-29 11:23:05 AM  
Our local public high school's AD drives an Escalade. I know it's petty, but that bothers me.
 
2012-08-29 11:57:53 AM  
Red_Fox:

Maybe they should just pay their people better.

And set up labor-and-reeducation camps.
 
2012-08-29 11:58:19 AM  
They need a new accountant.
 
2012-08-29 11:58:54 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Our local public high school's AD drives an Escalade. I know it's petty, but that bothers me.


My brother has ADD and drives a tractor trailer. I'm okay with that just as long as I know where he's driving so I can plan on where to not be.
 
2012-08-29 12:00:58 PM  

Callous: How much money does this PTA have?!


It's Staunton. Probably about $8. The rest of the funds likely come from oranizing shipments of Oxy from SWVA to Newark.

\you only THINK I'm joking.
 
2012-08-29 12:33:36 PM  
Sounds like the embezzlers have to take turns. I wonder if you have to take a number and wait your turn.

***Bzzt*** now serving....embezzler number 7...now serving....embezzler number 7
 
2012-08-29 12:36:37 PM  
Not El Paso.

I'll be darned.
 
2012-08-29 12:43:43 PM  
we have to embezzle deeper, to embezzle from an embezzler who is embezzling from the mob or something.
 
2012-08-29 01:41:22 PM  
So, anyone have a link to the employment application page? I could use some extra cash.
 
2012-08-29 02:12:32 PM  

Callous: How much money does this PTA have?!


I am currently the treasurer for my sons elementary PTA, was President the previous two years..
We are in a middle middle class school and at some points during the year, have over 100K in our account...
The other schools in the district may have 200K or more (the wealthier schools)... even the poorest school has 50-60K...
But we have so many checks and balances, there would have to be a large pool of people in on the scam...
 
2012-08-29 02:45:58 PM  

Red_Fox: Maybe they should just pay their people better.


Exactly. Well-paid people never steal, and giving more money to untrustworthy people will surely turn them into trustworthy people.
 
2012-08-29 03:21:17 PM  
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2012-08-29 03:30:59 PM  
THIS is why we can not have nice education.
 
2012-08-29 03:36:22 PM  
I'm an embezzler and am really getting a kickback from all these posts.
 
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