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(CNN)   CNN has compiled a group of photographs depicting how to die in a hurricane. Photos include "This road's not closed" "I'm on a bench in a wave" and Subby's personal favorite "I hope my dog can swim"   (cnn.com) divider line 69
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2012-08-29 10:21:57 AM
While the storm isn't particularly powerful, it came in at a very bad angle. This is causing the worst of the storm surge to hit the lower parishes. Now Issac has basically parked over the New Orleans area, and is expected to dump upwards of 20 inches of rain in a very short period. Just like Katrina, flooding, not the wind will cause the majority of the damage and the loss of life. How bad things are going to be probably won't be known for a day or two after the storm is over.

/now back to your regularly programed derp
 
2012-08-29 10:24:59 AM

Local_User: [i859.photobucket.com image 400x273]


That is the best news fail ever.
 
2012-08-29 10:27:31 AM

Zombie Eater: Has his return been foretold?
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I think his forehead has been returned.
 
2012-08-29 10:52:53 AM

Zombie Eater: Has his return been foretold?
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Only in every fricking photoshop contest ever. I am not a fan of Lootie.

Never noticed the floating cookies before. Was that always there?
 
2012-08-29 10:55:56 AM

JRaynor: mat catastrophe: xanadian: come oooonnn, Darwin! Go for the hat trick!

And once again, this is not how evolutionary biology works.

See, there are these things called "jokes". Jokes are not to be taken seriously and are generally not intended to be accurate.


NOWAI
 
2012-08-29 11:08:11 AM
What the fark kind of house has shutters that you need to walk out on the roof tiles to close?? Pic 6 ftw.
 
2012-08-29 11:24:50 AM

ecossais: What the fark kind of house has shutters that you need to walk out on the roof tiles to close?? Pic 6 ftw.


Money > sense
 
2012-08-29 11:46:17 AM

ecossais: What the fark kind of house has shutters that you need to walk out on the roof tiles to close?? Pic 6 ftw.


The kind that has 'shutters' that don't even cover all of the windows, or even the whole window they are next to. I'm shocked the farkers even had hinges they obviously aren't gonna protect a damn thing.

Pic 6, soon appearing on failblog. Bonus: he's got a cross in the yard with a religious saying on it, what's he need shutters for?
 
2012-08-29 12:12:49 PM
Hienekin Beer Looter?
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NO!! That's too specific. That's not B Roll!
 
2012-08-29 12:48:20 PM

CapeFearCadaver: What I have learned from this thread is that people are in a really bad mood this morning.


Every morning. : ( I should just curtail posting on Fark until about noon. But noooooooo........
 
2012-08-29 01:47:31 PM

Pribar: greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?


Doubtful. The Dem robot ants that infest Fark are nervous. Nervous ants tend to babble.
 
2012-08-29 02:40:37 PM
Hello from the future. It's 2079 and the world is still around. There has been a monumental change in.... I can't tell you or it will affect your timeline. Will call in two years...... New message..... Orleans is just the beginning of plate plate planth planth 9176
 
2012-08-29 02:43:21 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-08-29 03:19:10 PM

OnlyM3: Pribar

>>>> greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?
No, we can't. The liberals are so apoplectic that their messiah is going to lose that they even herp-a-derp a cookie monster, cookie recipe thread.

Don't let it get to you enjoy the show they put on with their fits and laugh at them.


Laugh at them - yes. But also realize that total politicalization is the fate of the nation if the liberals continue to win elections and minds. To a totalitarian mindset, because the State controls all aspects of your life, all aspects of your life are therefore politically charged. BTW, many conservatives have this disease, as well.
 
2012-08-29 05:11:09 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: OnlyM3: Pribar

>>>> greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?
No, we can't. The liberals are so apoplectic that their messiah is going to lose that they even herp-a-derp a cookie monster, cookie recipe thread.

Don't let it get to you enjoy the show they put on with their fits and laugh at them.

Laugh at them - yes. But also realize that total politicalization is the fate of the nation if the liberals continue to win elections and minds. To a totalitarian mindset, because the State controls all aspects of your life, all aspects of your life are therefore politically charged. BTW, many conservatives have this disease, as well.


encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-08-29 06:46:13 PM

bim1154: This is a cat 1 storm. If it were anything more these people would be fleeing like rats. I'm sure Obama will come out as a hero for picking up the few lawn chairs that blow over.


Its a little more than that. 6" rain on my gauge plus the surge, plus they closed a flood control gate to save new orleans and outlying suburbs like laplace which has NEVER had flooding is now under water.

My brother with cancer was told not to evacuate and shelter in place, and he now is waiting on a boat to come pick him up his house is flooded out.

Obama hates cancer patients (not true but too juicy to pass by).
 
2012-08-29 07:22:46 PM
JacksonBryan:

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What's funny is that baby looks a little like GW Bush.
 
2012-08-29 07:58:00 PM

JacksonBryan: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: OnlyM3: Pribar

>>>> greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?
No, we can't. The liberals are so apoplectic that their messiah is going to lose that they even herp-a-derp a cookie monster, cookie recipe thread.

Don't let it get to you enjoy the show they put on with their fits and laugh at them.

Laugh at them - yes. But also realize that total politicalization is the fate of the nation if the liberals continue to win elections and minds. To a totalitarian mindset, because the State controls all aspects of your life, all aspects of your life are therefore politically charged. BTW, many conservatives have this disease, as well.

[encrypted-tbn3.google.com image 177x285]


Don't worry your pretty little head about it. You wouldn't understand.
 
2012-08-29 10:36:51 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: JacksonBryan: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: OnlyM3: Pribar

>>>> greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?
No, we can't. The liberals are so apoplectic that their messiah is going to lose that they even herp-a-derp a cookie monster, cookie recipe
Don't let it get to you enjoy the show they put on with their fits and laugh at them.

Laugh at them - yes. But also realize that total politicalization is the fate of the nation if the liberals continue to win elections and minds. To a totalitarian mindset, because the State controls all aspects of your life, all aspects of your life are therefore politically charged. BTW, many conservatives have this disease, as well.

[encrypted-tbn3.google.com image 177x285]

Don't worry your pretty little head about it. You wouldn't understand.


You're so, like, deep, man! Seriously though, you probably wear a black trenchcoat and watch YouTube conspiracy videos all day. Your convoluted paragraph is about as run of the mill as you can get. You aren't some brilliant independent free thinker amid the repression, you know...

/wake up, Neo!
 
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