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(CNN)   CNN has compiled a group of photographs depicting how to die in a hurricane. Photos include "This road's not closed" "I'm on a bench in a wave" and Subby's personal favorite "I hope my dog can swim"   (cnn.com) divider line 69
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m3h
2012-08-29 04:08:29 AM  
Where are the parents and why would this ever be a good idea? The dog does not look like it's enjoying itself.

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-08-29 08:26:13 AM  
come oooonnn, Darwin! Go for the hat trick!
 
2012-08-29 08:40:48 AM  

xanadian: come oooonnn, Darwin! Go for the hat trick!


And once again, this is not how evolutionary biology works.
 
2012-08-29 08:43:14 AM  

m3h: Where are the parents and why would this ever be a good idea? The dog does not look like it's enjoying itself.

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


Not to mention the fact that, the farther inland you get, the more flexible your definition of "water" must become if you plan to use the word to describe what you're swimming in.
 
2012-08-29 08:44:46 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-08-29 08:48:18 AM  

greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]



Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?
 
2012-08-29 08:51:15 AM  
It looks like a lot of fun.

It's like a big waterpark.
 
2012-08-29 08:51:27 AM  
Is that Matthew Pettus's wiener, or just a strange fold in his shorts?
 
2012-08-29 08:51:48 AM  
Is Joe the Plumber now mayor of New Orleans?
 
2012-08-29 08:51:49 AM  

m3h: Where are the parents...


Probably taking the photo?
 
2012-08-29 08:51:55 AM  

Pribar: greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?


hangouthangten.files.wordpress.com

/come on
 
2012-08-29 08:52:12 AM  
I like the "budget parasailing" one.
 
2012-08-29 08:52:53 AM  

mat catastrophe: xanadian: come oooonnn, Darwin! Go for the hat trick!

And once again, this is not how evolutionary biology works.


See, there are these things called "jokes". Jokes are not to be taken seriously and are generally not intended to be accurate.
 
2012-08-29 08:52:53 AM  

Pribar: greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?


No
postroad.com
 
2012-08-29 08:53:21 AM  

Pribar: greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?


double negatives... how do they work?

also:
[welcometofark.jpg]
 
2012-08-29 08:56:01 AM  
I ,for one, am glad to see there are no pictures of looting.

Just people scaring dogs.
 
2012-08-29 08:56:37 AM  

netcentric: I ,for one, am glad to see there are no pictures of looting.


Nope. Just foraging.
 
2012-08-29 08:58:43 AM  
Has his return been foretold?
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-29 08:59:59 AM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Pribar: greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?

double negatives... how do they work?

also:
[welcometofark.jpg]


Not exactly a double negative; just a different way of saying "can't we have one thread without etc...."

Two negatives, but they don't cancel each other out.
 
2012-08-29 09:01:55 AM  
This is a cat 1 storm. If it were anything more these people would be fleeing like rats. I'm sure Obama will come out as a hero for picking up the few lawn chairs that blow over.
 
2012-08-29 09:01:56 AM  
you got your politics on my main page!!!!!
 
2012-08-29 09:01:59 AM  
#6 is like "Oh I shouldn't have eaten that."
 
2012-08-29 09:04:14 AM  

Sass-O-Rev: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Pribar: greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?

double negatives... how do they work?

also:
[welcometofark.jpg]

Not exactly a double negative; just a different way of saying "can't we have one thread without etc...."

Two negatives, but they don't cancel each other out.


Although, now that I look at it, I guess if you want to be really formal you'd say, "Can we have one thread without etc..." But "can't we have...." is pretty standard/acceptable.
 
2012-08-29 09:04:30 AM  
If you are in N.O. today and you have the day off, i can't think of any reason to not be down on Bourbon getting hammered.
 
2012-08-29 09:05:39 AM  
Number 2 looks like "Water moccasins ate my baby".
 
2012-08-29 09:07:48 AM  

jaybeezey: If you are in N.O. today and you have the day off, i can't think of any reason to not be down on Bourbon getting hammered.


Some parishes are banning the sale of alcohol.
 
2012-08-29 09:08:11 AM  
i859.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-29 09:09:33 AM  
love the boarded-up bar that has already been tagged by gangs
 
2012-08-29 09:10:21 AM  

Sass-O-Rev: Sass-O-Rev: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Pribar: greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?

double negatives... how do they work?

also:
[welcometofark.jpg]

Not exactly a double negative; just a different way of saying "can't we have one thread without etc...."

Two negatives, but they don't cancel each other out.

Although, now that I look at it, I guess if you want to be really formal you'd say, "Can we have one thread without etc..." But "can't we have...." is pretty standard/acceptable.


Can't this town have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?

/vote Quimby
 
2012-08-29 09:11:52 AM  

mootmah: jaybeezey: If you are in N.O. today and you have the day off, i can't think of any reason to not be down on Bourbon getting hammered.

Some parishes are banning the sale of alcohol.


THOSE BASTARDS.
 
2012-08-29 09:12:32 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: mootmah: jaybeezey: If you are in N.O. today and you have the day off, i can't think of any reason to not be down on Bourbon getting hammered.

Some parishes are banning the sale of alcohol.

THOSE BASTARDS.


Only affects the ill-prepared.
 
2012-08-29 09:12:48 AM  

bim1154: This is a cat 1 storm.


I read that as " a 1 cat storm."

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-29 09:14:02 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Sass-O-Rev: Sass-O-Rev: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Pribar: greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?

double negatives... how do they work?

also:
[welcometofark.jpg]

Not exactly a double negative; just a different way of saying "can't we have one thread without etc...."

Two negatives, but they don't cancel each other out.

Although, now that I look at it, I guess if you want to be really formal you'd say, "Can we have one thread without etc..." But "can't we have...." is pretty standard/acceptable.

Can't this town have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?

/vote Quimby


LOL!
 
2012-08-29 09:14:42 AM  
I suspect this is not the first time the girl in picture 1 has been in a situation with a pole and lots of blowing.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-29 09:14:53 AM  

Pribar: greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?


No.
 
2012-08-29 09:16:54 AM  
These people are truly retarded. They should remember how dangerous (and toxic) flood water is - but nooooo they're going to go running around in it barefoot or in flip flops. Genius.
 
2012-08-29 09:19:00 AM  
Is it just me or does it look like the girl in #7 has her panties bunched around her knees?
 
2012-08-29 09:19:18 AM  

on the road: bim1154: This is a cat 1 storm.

I read that as " a 1 cat storm."

[media.tumblr.com image 351x265]


those cat 5 storms can be pretty deadly

www.cgbeads.com
 
2012-08-29 09:22:55 AM  

radiobiz: Is it just me or does it look like the girl in #7 has her panties bunched around her knees?


If you hide the caption, you can see it's the tail of a dog. The same dog from picture 15.
 
2012-08-29 09:23:47 AM  

wxboy: picture 1513


Stupid "add comment now" button.
 
2012-08-29 09:25:50 AM  

wxboy: radiobiz: Is it just me or does it look like the girl in #7 has her panties bunched around her knees?

If you hide the caption, you can see it's the tail of a dog. The same dog from picture 15.


Way to crush a farker's dreams man. That cuts deep.
 
2012-08-29 09:27:10 AM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-08-29 09:32:52 AM  

Pribar

>>>> greenbowlpacker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x299]


Aaaannnddd the derp has started, can we not have one thread without the political wang waving please?

No, we can't. The liberals are so apoplectic that their messiah is going to lose that they even herp-a-derp a cookie monster, cookie recipe thread.

Don't let it get to you enjoy the show they put on with their fits and laugh at them.
 
2012-08-29 09:34:15 AM  
MrCheeks

Ok, that got a chuckle out of me.

/Why this isn't a caption contest is beyond me...
 
2012-08-29 09:50:55 AM  
I was going to come in a make a stupid comment about "Jesus doesn't care about these white people" when I saw this:

img214.imageshack.us

Ha! I really hope everyone weathers the storm OK, but especially this guy. Nothing like a good taunting to get mother nature all riled up.
 
2012-08-29 09:55:35 AM  

bim1154: This is a cat 1 storm. If it were anything more these people would be fleeing like rats. I'm sure Obama will come out as a hero for picking up the few lawn chairs that blow over.


files.abovetopsecret.com
Nevar forget!
 
TWX
2012-08-29 10:08:04 AM  
No "Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You" references?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-08-29 10:10:19 AM  

m3h: Where are the parents and why would this ever be a good idea? The dog does not look like it's enjoying itself.

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


Newsflash: Some dogs enjoy water.
 
2012-08-29 10:15:01 AM  
People doing dumb shiat, just to get a "cool" picture. News at 11.
 
2012-08-29 10:16:55 AM  
What I have learned from this thread is that people are in a really bad mood this morning.
 
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