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(Daily Mail)   SEAL Team Six member claims that contrary to reports, Bin Laden put up no fight. "In all of my deployments, we routinely saw this phenomenon. The higher up the food chain the targeted individual was, the bigger a pussy he was"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 30
    More: Interesting, Osama bin Laden, the pentagon, U.S. Special Operations Command, suicide vest, military secret, third floor, September 11 attacks, Director of National Intelligence  
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2012-08-29 09:56:03 AM  
6 votes:
That article was obviously written by a non-english speaking 4th grader, and then run through google translater.
2012-08-29 09:56:05 AM  
4 votes:
FTFA: "Biden was like 'someone's drunken uncle at a Christmas party'."

So, he told racist jokes and tried to start a fight after he got soused? And his sister had to calm him down before Dad punched his lights out?

Good times . . .
2012-08-29 11:17:53 AM  
3 votes:

rpl: Wow. SEAL member, writer, session bass player. Is there anything Matt Bissonette can't do?


Keep his farking mouth shut, evidently.
2012-08-29 09:56:49 AM  
3 votes:
Zero Dark Thirty,' directed by Oscar-winner Kathryn Bigelow will open December 19

After watching her fundamental lack of understanding just about anything related to military operations on display in The Hurt Locker, I think I'll pass. I can already see the SEAL team jumping out of a News Channel 4 helicopter armed with AKs chasing Bin Laden through a crowded market.
2012-08-29 01:50:51 PM  
2 votes:

calm like a bomb: Nana's Vibrator: If it's like that, fine. The only problem I have is with helicopter crashes. I'm not a truther, birther, moon stage studio whatever. Skip the brand name foil stuff and buy the wholesale generic foil. Spend the money you save for that US flag-painted buttplug you've had your eyes on lately.

Settle down, Francis. I was just jerking your chain a little. And I don't need a buttplug; that's what I've got your mother for.


I was chain jerking, too. Harsh isn't always funny, but on meth and in the Northeast US it is. I really don't even want to know how anyone would be a valid replacement for a star spangled buttplug. Maybe fist people while singing patriotic songs? And twist it when you get to "rockets red GLARE!"
2012-08-29 01:35:15 PM  
2 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: If it's like that, fine. The only problem I have is with helicopter crashes. I'm not a truther, birther, moon stage studio whatever. Skip the brand name foil stuff and buy the wholesale generic foil. Spend the money you save for that US flag-painted buttplug you've had your eyes on lately.


Settle down, Francis. I was just jerking your chain a little. And I don't need a buttplug; that's what I've got your mother for.
2012-08-29 11:22:17 AM  
2 votes:

BigNumber12: Jeebus... those guys do not fark around. They're like Medusa, if you even catch a glimpse of them, you're probably already dead.


Naw, man. More like ninjas. Super ninjas with ghost powers and time travel that can lift a Volkswagen using their mind from outer space and...uh...oh
i141.photobucket.com

/j/k
2012-08-29 10:04:59 AM  
2 votes:
Speak for yourself. While that was the case in some deployments, like this one:
www.contraweb.org

It was not always true in others:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-29 10:02:03 AM  
2 votes:
Dear Seal Team Six,
If you ever find yourself in a fair fight,
Your Intel SUCKS!
2012-08-29 09:49:50 AM  
2 votes:
Dear SEAL Team 6 members:
Please kindly go back to doing your awesome job and STFU.
2012-08-29 03:23:45 PM  
1 votes:

clevershark: I am disturbed at how many military people seem to be striking out at their CinC this election season. I wonder what's coloring their judgment this time around.


SpectroBoy: (so screw the country and screw the rules, you want to cash in and take a few cheap shots at the BLAH person in the whitehouse, right?)


King Something: It's the fact that OBL was whacked by a black democrat which has got their knickers in a knot.


Yes, all criticism of our current President is only due to racism. You guys are so oppressed. Wait, that's the wrong word. Pathetic, that's what I was looking for. You guys are pathetic.
2012-08-29 01:53:07 PM  
1 votes:

calm like a bomb: Nana's Vibrator: If it's like that, fine. The only problem I have is with helicopter crashes. I'm not a truther, birther, moon stage studio whatever. Skip the brand name foil stuff and buy the wholesale generic foil. Spend the money you save for that US flag-painted buttplug you've had your eyes on lately.

Settle down, Francis. I was just jerking your chain a little. And I don't need a buttplug; that's what I've got your mother for.


His mother sticks things in your ass?
2012-08-29 01:51:51 PM  
1 votes:

Boudica's War Tampon: Ah, yes, let's enrage half the world's population by calling their elders pussies.


GIS for Elder Pussy:
www.warehouse23.com
2012-08-29 01:50:02 PM  
1 votes:

starsrift: calm like a bomb: Nana's Vibrator: If it's like that, fine. The only problem I have is with helicopter crashes. I'm not a truther, birther, moon stage studio whatever. Skip the brand name foil stuff and buy the wholesale generic foil. Spend the money you save for that US flag-painted buttplug you've had your eyes on lately.

Settle down, Francis. I was just jerking your chain a little. And I don't need a buttplug; that's what I've got your mother for.

Sticking a whole woman up your ass is extremely unhygenic, calmbomb.

Tell her to use a strapon.


She's very small.
2012-08-29 01:45:59 PM  
1 votes:

calm like a bomb: Nana's Vibrator: If it's like that, fine. The only problem I have is with helicopter crashes. I'm not a truther, birther, moon stage studio whatever. Skip the brand name foil stuff and buy the wholesale generic foil. Spend the money you save for that US flag-painted buttplug you've had your eyes on lately.

Settle down, Francis. I was just jerking your chain a little. And I don't need a buttplug; that's what I've got your mother for.


Sticking a whole woman up your ass is extremely unhygenic, calmbomb.

Tell her to use a strapon.
2012-08-29 11:46:45 AM  
1 votes:

Uisce Beatha: SEAL ≠ soldier
SEAL = sailor

FFS


yeah, that pisses me off too. I also hate it when people use "soldier" when talking about a member of the Marine Core
2012-08-29 11:42:13 AM  
1 votes:

angry_scientist: First off, I also concur with calling BS on this, and secondly, he's just looking for his bucket


Dude, he's a Seal, not a walrus
2012-08-29 11:36:26 AM  
1 votes:
First off, I also concur with calling BS on this, and secondly, he's just looking for his bucket
2012-08-29 11:32:54 AM  
1 votes:

soy_bomb: [www.pjmedia.com image 500x729]
Obama killed Osama. Seal Team 6 was there just to observe and learn.

/Biden was piloting the stealth blackhawk


He doesn't have nearly enough pouches.
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2012-08-29 11:21:29 AM  
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: 0bama


HAHA

It's funny because you're implying that Obama is a ZERO!!1!

HAHAHAHAHAHA


Did you come up with that yourself?
2012-08-29 11:10:43 AM  
1 votes:

calm like a bomb: special20: Did Obama take credit - explicitly take credit - for the action taken against Bin Laden? The whole story smells like right wing hater-aid. I ain't gonna drink it.

Yes, he did. He said that he was given intelligence, he ordered it developed, and based on that ordered the Seals in and they did the job. Which is exactly what happened. For some reason, the relaying of facts got turned into "ZOMG! FARTBONGO SEZ HE PULLED THE TRIGGER!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!" over in Freeperland.


Ha. Take a look at soy_bomb's post a few up. And thanks for proving my point, retard.
2012-08-29 10:42:59 AM  
1 votes:
This seal team 6 member seems like a partisan douchebag... right wing blowhards always have to let you know what they are thinking regarding politics. It's always the worst when you go golfing and you are put with one of these ass faces to round out your foursome or you sit down at the bar and...uh great blowhardy McGee wants to tell you how Obama is a seekrit muslim from Kenya.
2012-08-29 10:28:16 AM  
1 votes:
farkityfarker

Am I the only one who's getting sick and tired of hearing about the Navy SEALs?


Yes.
2012-08-29 10:18:09 AM  
1 votes:

calm like a bomb: BillCo: It's good to know that the White House didn't let the facts get in the way of a good story. 

Obamarambo?

Oh, just farking go away. Nobody respects anything you have to say. Personally I think you're a sock puppet for a modmin, since you always post once at the beginning of a thread and then pussy out.


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2012-08-29 10:17:24 AM  
1 votes:

kim jong-un: The amazing thing about SEALs is the logistical and intelligence system that supports them.


I'd have gone with their gigantic brass balls, but logistics and intel are cool too I guess.
2012-08-29 10:09:33 AM  
1 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: I actually am very glad that the SEAL team killed Bin Laden. What I am annoyed with is the traditional double standard of the American State Department, that allows stuff like the Serbian genocide to occur because they coddle maniacs who have white enough skin, while they treat non-white terrorists appropriately. Doesn't the SEAL in this article have any self-awareness at all?


To quote Marcus Luttrell, the SEAL who wrote Lone Survivor, "If you're in the government, you do everything you can; you talk, you negotiate, you debate, you do everything you can to keep me from going over there. But once I'm over there, turn your back and cover your eyes because I'm going to farking wreck shop."
2012-08-29 09:56:41 AM  
1 votes:
A book that is coming out just in time during a major election to discredit Obama on one of his biggest achievements as a leader? No, this doesn't smell at all. I am sure the book is 100% unbiased fact.
2012-08-29 09:47:07 AM  
1 votes:
Great Daily Fail article. I could barely make sense of it.
2012-08-29 09:45:26 AM  
1 votes:

BillCo: It's good to know that the White House didn't let the facts get in the way of a good story. 

Obamarambo?


you mean like mission accomplished? yeah...

Anyway, i wouldn't care if he was holding a farking peace sign and 3 kittens in each arm... they did the right thing when they killed him
2012-08-29 08:26:17 AM  
1 votes:
It's good to know that the White House didn't let the facts get in the way of a good story. 

Obamarambo?
 
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