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(NJ.com)   News that will shock no one: Snooki's baby is hairy. Gorilla-hairy. Yak at mid-winter on Everest hairy   (nj.com) divider line 132
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2012-08-29 07:53:05 AM  
I still can't believe some guy stuck his unprotected schvontz in that STD petri dish...
 
2012-08-29 07:53:17 AM  
All those chemicals just HAVE to fark with DNA.

///and we're devolving...
 
2012-08-29 07:55:28 AM  
Snooki babby is hairy?
 
2012-08-29 07:55:59 AM  
Thank God they posted her a picture of her pushing a doll in the stroller...

/Srsly?
 
2012-08-29 07:56:38 AM  
Poor kid.

Doesn't stand a chance.
 
2012-08-29 07:57:14 AM  
So a baby was born with a full head of hair, and this is news, or even Fark.com news? I mean, that probably doesn't happen more than, what, a thousand times a day?

Has anyone at TMZ ever actually seen a human child that wasn't 200 meters away through a telephoto lens? Like, in person?
 
2012-08-29 07:57:32 AM  
I have no idea what a Snooki is. I take it that this is a good thing?
 
2012-08-29 07:59:27 AM  

jayhawk88: So a baby was born with a full head of hair, and this is news, or even Fark.com news? I mean, that probably doesn't happen more than, what, a thousand times a day?

Has anyone at TMZ ever actually seen a human child that wasn't 200 meters away through a telephoto lens? Like, in person?


You are so uncool. It's Snooki's baby.
 
2012-08-29 08:01:18 AM  
Congenital Syphilis is very dangerous. I hope they treat it.
 
2012-08-29 08:01:45 AM  
And the rest of the baby was orange. The Snookster tweeted she is nursing the little bundle of joy. Any bets on whether the kid falcon punched Snooki after he was done quaffing a belly full of the chemical brew Snooki calls breast milk?
 
2012-08-29 08:02:19 AM  
www.dvorak.org
 
2012-08-29 08:02:36 AM  
I'm reporting this headline to the admins... I haven't had my breakfast yet.
 
2012-08-29 08:04:06 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
not sunblock
 
2012-08-29 08:04:51 AM  
What effects would steroids have on new borns
 
2012-08-29 08:04:55 AM  
Lots of hair, no big deal. Under his arms, a bit bigger deal. What everyone really wants to know though is whether he is mentally disabled.
 
2012-08-29 08:08:14 AM  
I hope subby gets the feel he needed from this. Lol babies with hair on their head is funny??? derp.
 
2012-08-29 08:08:38 AM  
So, snooki farked a goat?
 
2012-08-29 08:11:19 AM  
I'm not the father, honest!
 
2012-08-29 08:11:58 AM  

Kit Fister: So, snooki farked a goat?


Well goats will eat just about anything.
 
2012-08-29 08:15:04 AM  
No need to pick on the innocent baby. Snooki is obviously fair game, though.
 
2012-08-29 08:15:09 AM  
www.myfacewhen.net

Sometimes babies are born with a full head of hair. More as this story develops. 

/hot, unlike Snooki
 
2012-08-29 08:15:20 AM  

bump: I still can't believe some guy stuck his unprotected schvontz in that STD petri dish...


After seeing the "leaked" pictures of said schvontz, all I can say is I hope that guy had his shots.
 
2012-08-29 08:21:32 AM  
but was it born with a two prong crown?

/be afraid, be very afraid
 
2012-08-29 08:21:51 AM  
hairy and orange......

CAPT......CAVEEEEEEMAAAANNN
 
2012-08-29 08:22:51 AM  

jayhawk88: So a baby was born with a full head of hair, and this is news, or even Fark.com news? I mean, that probably doesn't happen more than, what, a thousand times a day?

Has anyone at TMZ ever actually seen a human child that wasn't 200 meters away through a telephoto lens? Like, in person?


This. Babies covered in hair are pretty common. It all falls out in the first few months.
 
2012-08-29 08:23:07 AM  
sherunsbrooklyn.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-29 08:23:36 AM  

Nightjars: I have no idea what a Snooki is. I take it that this is a good thing?


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-29 08:24:19 AM  
No matter how bad your life is, at least you don't have to say snooki is my mom.
 
2012-08-29 08:24:50 AM  
Why do Italian men have moustaches?

So they can look more like their mothers.


/not racist; loves spaghetti, canoli and The Godfather
 
2012-08-29 08:24:52 AM  

StrikitRich: No need to pick on the innocent baby. Snooki is obviously fair game, though.


It's not picking. I believe the term is preening.
 
2012-08-29 08:26:45 AM  
First picture of the baby

www.internationalhero.co.uk
 
mhd
2012-08-29 08:28:01 AM  
Is the hair like the hair of women?
 
2012-08-29 08:28:44 AM  
What's the over-under that the first "official" photo op of that child it'll have gel in its hair?
 
2012-08-29 08:31:52 AM  
Saw those pics of her where she wore very little makeup. She's cute. I'd help her produce another hairy baby.
 
2012-08-29 08:32:44 AM  
Wookiee who's taking time off work cuz his girlfriend left him hairy.

Hippie sheep dog hairy.

ROBIN WILLIAMS HAIRY.
 
2012-08-29 08:32:49 AM  
Fuk U Subby

digitaljournal.com 

Love
Snookie's Baby
 
2012-08-29 08:34:46 AM  
Wtf is wrong with her? She had that baby in an umbrella stroller! He is far to young for that! Wait...why am I shocked at her bad parenting choices coming out so soon?
 
2012-08-29 08:36:31 AM  
i1041.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-29 08:37:28 AM  
She's round, orange and she luv's lasagna....kind of like Garfield.


No wonder the cat kid is furry
 
2012-08-29 08:39:23 AM  

chasd00: jayhawk88: So a baby was born with a full head of hair, and this is news, or even Fark.com news? I mean, that probably doesn't happen more than, what, a thousand times a day?

Has anyone at TMZ ever actually seen a human child that wasn't 200 meters away through a telephoto lens? Like, in person?

This. Babies covered in hair are pretty common. It all falls out in the first few months.


True. When I was born, my nuts had so much hair on them that after the doctor shaved them, he found Robin Hood and his merry men prancing about.
 
2012-08-29 08:42:54 AM  
Idiots. Babies have funny gross hair when they are born. I forget what it's called but u I remember looking in the incubator and thinking my son was some kind of wolf man.
 
2012-08-29 08:45:50 AM  
I wonder if she'll do the new mom balloon, or drop back down to 90lbs
 
2012-08-29 08:48:33 AM  
jacksawyer
Idiots. Babies have funny gross hair when they are born. I forget what it's called but u I remember looking in the incubator and thinking my son was some kind of wolf man

Its called lanugo, and generally only affects preemies, which is what I presume your son was since he was in an incubator.
 
2012-08-29 08:52:16 AM  
The father?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-29 08:52:36 AM  

Balchinian: Lots of hair, no big deal. Under his arms, a bit bigger deal. What everyone really wants to know though is whether how much he is mentally disabled.

 
2012-08-29 08:55:49 AM  
What really made me sad is seeing the news outlets screw up Neil Armstrong's death but they had full coverage for Snook's baby.
 
2012-08-29 08:56:31 AM  
epicfunnys.com
 
2012-08-29 08:57:34 AM  
A few years ago, when I lived inTexas, I'd see a woman at a store with a newborn, who looked like a wolf. No, really. Ugly farkin kids they were.
 
2012-08-29 09:05:53 AM  

LivingDeadX1: [epicfunnys.com image 320x181]


I could watch that all day.

I like what Conan said: For the first time Snooki knows the name of the guy who's sucking on her tits.
 
2012-08-29 09:06:30 AM  

iron de havilland: The father?


Every hairy babies father..

s3.amazonaws.com
 
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