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(Huffington Post)   Mere weeks after endorsing Mitt Romney, Jenna Jameson gets screwed by the entire GOP Platform Committee   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 68
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2012-08-29 07:46:44 AM  
Well if I had planned to vote for a republican candidate, which I wasn't, I would be changing my vote now. Small government my a$$.

/not that this is news
 
2012-08-29 07:59:00 AM  
"It's the Viagra problem for guys in their 20s," Trueman said. Young males are now spending "10 to 12 years looking at porn on the Internet and masturbating to it, so when they are getting married, they are dysfunctional sexually because their brain maps are changed. They enjoy what they've been doing for 10 to 12 years. Normal sex is not something that gets them excited."

'normal sex'? i'm not sure what that's even supposed to mean...

humans have been getting their freak on for a long time...and we've come up with a LOT of ways to get busy. there's no such thing as 'normal sex'...there's just sex and whatever rocks your particular boat. granted, there are certain engineering limitations built into the process but beyond that pretty much anything goes as far as 'normal sex'.
 
2012-08-29 08:16:30 AM  

Weaver95: normal sex'? i'm not sure what that's even supposed to mean...


Don't worry, I'm sure the Republicans will define it for us.
 
2012-08-29 08:17:53 AM  
"Current laws on all forms of pornography and obscenity need to be vigorously enforced."

Vigorously and repeatedly.
 
2012-08-29 08:19:48 AM  

dbirchall: Weaver95: normal sex'? i'm not sure what that's even supposed to mean...

Don't worry, I'm sure the Republicans will define it for us.


seriously tho - aside from certain engineering and logistical limitations built into the process pretty much anything goes in the 'normal sex' department. the rest is just software encoding and firmware upgrades, which are tailored to meet end user requirements.
 
2012-08-29 08:21:30 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-29 08:23:06 AM  
From my cold, sticky, fingers
 
2012-08-29 08:52:20 AM  
The saddest part for me is that I'm no longer suprised that people are so willing to vote against their own self interest.
 
2012-08-29 09:08:21 AM  
"It's the Viagra problem for guys in their 20s," Trueman said. Young males are now spending "10 to 12 years looking at porn on the Internet and masturbating to it, so when they are getting married, they are dysfunctional sexually because their brain maps are changed. They enjoy what they've been doing for 10 to 12 years. Normal sex is not something that gets them excited."

Huh. I actually masturbate more when I have a steady sex partner.

That said, business friendly small government, lol
 
2012-08-29 09:08:56 AM  

Some Bass Playing Guy: The saddest part for me is that I'm no longer suprised that people are so willing to vote against their own self interest.


The Chinese call it having an overbalance towards Yin.
 
2012-08-29 09:10:58 AM  
i think that there should be a national circle jerk if Rmoney wins. Everyone just show up at the white house or other political local and just start beating it. The steps of justice will be sticky with freedom...
 
2012-08-29 09:11:47 AM  
Small government strikes again!
 
2012-08-29 09:11:58 AM  
This is why you shouldn't do the gop doggy style as you can't see what's coming.
 
2012-08-29 09:13:06 AM  

Weaver95: "It's the Viagra problem for guys in their 20s," Trueman said. Young males are now spending "10 to 12 years looking at porn on the Internet and masturbating to it, so when they are getting married, they are dysfunctional sexually because their brain maps are changed. They enjoy what they've been doing for 10 to 12 years. Normal sex is not something that gets them excited."

'normal sex'? i'm not sure what that's even supposed to mean...

humans have been getting their freak on for a long time...and we've come up with a LOT of ways to get busy. there's no such thing as 'normal sex'...there's just sex and whatever rocks your particular boat. granted, there are certain engineering limitations built into the process but beyond that pretty much anything goes as far as 'normal sex'.


Geebuss I had the inappropriate use of ellipses that has infected the world of print - ellipses means "text not shown within a quote." Use a friggin' comma, hyphen, semicolon or period for a pause.

Other than that, you are correct.

And I'm hoping there are a lot of you former in-love-with-Bush-and-probably-gulped-and-voted for McCain/Palin (or possibly didn't vote) types out there who are not filthy rich and are going to vote for Obama. Under a previous life I "talked" with/at you often.
 
2012-08-29 09:13:48 AM  
How fun for her!
 
2012-08-29 09:14:31 AM  
Free market! You know, except for stuff with which we don't agree.
 
2012-08-29 09:14:43 AM  

Weaver95: 'normal sex'? i'm not sure what that's even supposed to mean...


According to Republicans, it's when you bend a page over the toilet of a bathroom stall and sodomize him. Married men don't enjoy that because of their addiction to porn, obviously.
 
2012-08-29 09:16:34 AM  
Plasticine, fake-titted blonde a few years past her prime? Sounds like Jenna is a great fit for the GOP.

// shouldn't the GOP also have their heads in the sand about masturbation?
// does god not frown on that anymore?
 
2012-08-29 09:17:22 AM  
Jenna knows about the GOP's anti-porn platform.

Anyone thinking she didn't hasn't been following this story.

She wants the government to crack down on Free porn because she's built a multi-million dollar empire selling porn to saps.
 
2012-08-29 09:18:13 AM  
i21.photobucket.com
R.I.P.
 
2012-08-29 09:18:31 AM  

Weaver95: "It's the Viagra problem for guys in their 20s," Trueman said. Young males are now spending "10 to 12 years looking at porn on the Internet and masturbating to it, so when they are getting married, they are dysfunctional sexually because their brain maps are changed. They enjoy what they've been doing for 10 to 12 years. Normal sex is not something that gets them excited."

'normal sex'? i'm not sure what that's even supposed to mean...

humans have been getting their freak on for a long time...and we've come up with a LOT of ways to get busy. there's no such thing as 'normal sex'...there's just sex and whatever rocks your particular boat. granted, there are certain engineering limitations built into the process but beyond that pretty much anything goes as far as 'normal sex'.


Also, nothing about the womenfolk who watch porn. Does he not believe women are into porn? Women have special secretions that make her better able to experience "normal sex" even after 10-12 years of masturbation?

For god's sake, let women watch porn. Men aren't the only ones who get ideas from it, you know...
 
2012-08-29 09:18:41 AM  

MartinD-35: ellipses


Those aren't ellipses, those are three periods. This is an ellipsis: ...; This is three periods: ...

They are not the same thing.

//TYPOGRAPHY FLAMEWAR! Helvetica vs. Arial in a no-holds-barred cage-match. Wait, what's this? Is that? It is! Comic Sans just ran in and hit Helvetica in the head with a chair! In my thirty seconds of calling fake wrestling matches between fonts, I've never seen that kind of low-blow sucker punch. Where are the refs? Oh my god, Papyrus is distracting the referee. Comic Sans is just going to town with the chair! Helvetica isn't getting up; Arial has no idea what to do. Comic Sans is standing up, and now he's looking at Arial. Arial is looking for the exit but there's no escape from the cage...
 
2012-08-29 09:18:48 AM  
Well they've lost my vote.
 
2012-08-29 09:18:51 AM  

MartinD-35: Weaver95: "It's the Viagra problem for guys in their 20s," Trueman said. Young males are now spending "10 to 12 years looking at porn on the Internet and masturbating to it, so when they are getting married, they are dysfunctional sexually because their brain maps are changed. They enjoy what they've been doing for 10 to 12 years. Normal sex is not something that gets them excited."

'normal sex'? i'm not sure what that's even supposed to mean...

humans have been getting their freak on for a long time...and we've come up with a LOT of ways to get busy. there's no such thing as 'normal sex'...there's just sex and whatever rocks your particular boat. granted, there are certain engineering limitations built into the process but beyond that pretty much anything goes as far as 'normal sex'.

Geebuss I had the inappropriate use of ellipses that has infected the world of print - ellipses means "text not shown within a quote." Use a friggin' comma, hyphen, semicolon or period for a pause.



The singular of ellipses is ellipsis.
 
2012-08-29 09:19:01 AM  

quatchi: She wants the government to crack down on Free porn because she's built a multi-million dollar empire selling porn to saps a bitter has-been.


Just like most conservative "celebrities."
ftfy
 
2012-08-29 09:20:46 AM  
Is it not enough that the GOP is driving away women, minorites, and gays, but they've gotta drive off the men that are left, too? Do they not want anyone voting for them at all?
 
2012-08-29 09:21:55 AM  
You can have my porn, when you pry it from my sticky hand with its iron vice like grip.
 
2012-08-29 09:22:36 AM  
Most GOP supporters I know vote against thier own self interest.
 
2012-08-29 09:23:06 AM  

MartinD-35: Weaver95: "It's the Viagra problem for guys in their 20s," Trueman said. Young males are now spending "10 to 12 years looking at porn on the Internet and masturbating to it, so when they are getting married, they are dysfunctional sexually because their brain maps are changed. They enjoy what they've been doing for 10 to 12 years. Normal sex is not something that gets them excited."

'normal sex'? i'm not sure what that's even supposed to mean...

humans have been getting their freak on for a long time...and we've come up with a LOT of ways to get busy. there's no such thing as 'normal sex'...there's just sex and whatever rocks your particular boat. granted, there are certain engineering limitations built into the process but beyond that pretty much anything goes as far as 'normal sex'.

Geebuss I had the inappropriate use of ellipses that has infected the world of print - ellipses means "text not shown within a quote." Use a friggin' comma, hyphen, semicolon or period for a pause.

Other than that, you are correct.

And I'm hoping there are a lot of you former in-love-with-Bush-and-probably-gulped-and-voted for McCain/Palin (or possibly didn't vote) types out there who are not filthy rich and are going to vote for Obama. Under a previous life I "talked" with/at you often.


I typed hate, not had. Someone upstairs is farking with me.
 
2012-08-29 09:25:01 AM  

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2012-08-29 09:25:03 AM  
"I wanna make sure that every new computer sold in this country after I'm president has installed on it a filter to block all pornography and that parents can click that filter to make sure their kids don't see that kinda stuff coming in on their computer," Romney said at a campaign stop in Iowa in 2007.

Farkers who aren't Conservatrolls: copy this into a permanent clipboard. Whenever you see a Reagan worshipper use "regulation" in another Fark thread, don't DRINK!, Paste!
 
2012-08-29 09:26:27 AM  
Young males are now spending "10 to 12 years looking at porn on the Internet and masturbating to it, so when they are getting married, they are dysfunctional sexually because their brain maps are changed. They enjoy what they've been doing for 10 to 12 years. Normal sex is not something that gets them excited."

4.bp.blogspot.com

"Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?"
 
2012-08-29 09:29:47 AM  

coeyagi: Farkers who aren't Conservatrolls: copy this into a permanent clipboard. Whenever you see a Reagan worshipper use "regulation" in another Fark thread, don't DRINK!, Paste!


Why? It's beyond utterly doomed to fail. Anybody who has even the slightest idea about how these digimitronic calculating machinamatrons and that there internets thingy work is going to know that idea is so far beyond pointless that it would more productive to try and build a skyscraper out of steam.

Of course, since republicans are all craven liars they'll just turn around and hold it up when it fails as an example of how regulation never works and libs are so dumb....
 
2012-08-29 09:32:22 AM  

t3knomanser: TYPOGRAPHY FLAMEWAR! Helvetica vs. Arial in a no-holds-barred cage-match. Wait, what's this? Is that? It is! Comic Sans just ran in and hit Helvetica in the head with a chair! In my thirty seconds of calling fake wrestling matches between fonts, I've never seen that kind of low-blow sucker punch. Where are the refs? Oh my god, Papyrus is distracting the referee. Comic Sans is just going to town with the chair! Helvetica isn't getting up; Arial has no idea what to do. Comic Sans is standing up, and now he's looking at Arial. Arial is looking for the exit but there's no escape from the cage...


I'd pay to watch this.
 
2012-08-29 09:32:56 AM  
Well

t3knomanser: MartinD-35: ellipses

Those aren't ellipses, those are three periods. This is an ellipsis: ...; This is three periods: ...

They are not the same thing.

//TYPOGRAPHY FLAMEWAR! Helvetica vs. Arial in a no-holds-barred cage-match. Wait, what's this? Is that? It is! Comic Sans just ran in and hit Helvetica in the head with a chair! In my thirty seconds of calling fake wrestling matches between fonts, I've never seen that kind of low-blow sucker punch. Where are the refs? Oh my god, Papyrus is distracting the referee. Comic Sans is just going to town with the chair! Helvetica isn't getting up; Arial has no idea what to do. Comic Sans is standing up, and now he's looking at Arial. Arial is looking for the exit but there's no escape from the cage...


30 years ago when I first started working as an editor for a law firm in DC ellipses came in one form, a period, followed by a space, etc. When Microsoft came out with word and we switched from Word Perfect to Word, the default setting for an ellipses was three periods, no space. I had to reprogram everyone's keyboard (also the network administrator there) so that all ellipses had the space between the periods. The oldguy owner of the firm died. Pretty soon there were briefs going out with both types used in the same document. Apparently the required 2 spaces after a period at the end of a sentence has now gone to one period. This has something to do with computers not being able to handle the period and two spaces. Don't know if that is so. I'm sure of one thing, I'm glad to be "retired".

/quotes are because I'm still a farmer and guitar player.
 
2012-08-29 09:34:39 AM  
Weaver95: "It's the Viagra problem for guys in their 20s," Trueman said. Young males are now spending "10 to 12 years looking at porn on the Internet and masturbating to it, so when they are getting married, they are dysfunctional sexually because their brain maps are changed. They enjoy what they've been doing for 10 to 12 years. Normal sex is not something that gets them excited."

'normal sex'? i'm not sure what that's even supposed to mean...

You know, legitimate sex.
 
2012-08-29 09:35:35 AM  
Okay, Porn Bad; Rape Good. Got it.
 
2012-08-29 09:42:16 AM  

MartinD-35: Wellt3knomanser: MartinD-35: ellipses

Those aren't ellipses, those are three periods. This is an ellipsis: ...; This is three periods: ...

They are not the same thing.

//TYPOGRAPHY FLAMEWAR! Helvetica vs. Arial in a no-holds-barred cage-match. Wait, what's this? Is that? It is! Comic Sans just ran in and hit Helvetica in the head with a chair! In my thirty seconds of calling fake wrestling matches between fonts, I've never seen that kind of low-blow sucker punch. Where are the refs? Oh my god, Papyrus is distracting the referee. Comic Sans is just going to town with the chair! Helvetica isn't getting up; Arial has no idea what to do. Comic Sans is standing up, and now he's looking at Arial. Arial is looking for the exit but there's no escape from the cage...

30 years ago when I first started working as an editor for a law firm in DC ellipses came in one form, a period, followed by a space, etc. When Microsoft came out with word and we switched from Word Perfect to Word, the default setting for an ellipses was three periods, no space. I had to reprogram everyone's keyboard (also the network administrator there) so that all ellipses had the space between the periods. The oldguy owner of the firm died. Pretty soon there were briefs going out with both types used in the same document. Apparently the required 2 spaces after a period at the end of a sentence has now gone to one period. This has something to do with computers not being able to handle the period and two spaces. Don't know if that is so. I'm sure of one thing, I'm glad to be "retired".

/quotes are because I'm still a farmer and guitar player.


CSB
 
2012-08-29 09:44:06 AM  

dbirchall: Weaver95: normal sex'? i'm not sure what that's even supposed to mean...

Don't worry, I'm sure the Republicans will define legislate it for us.

 
2012-08-29 09:46:56 AM  

Dr Dreidel: For god's sake, let women watch porn. Men aren't the only ones who get ideas from it, you know...


When my girlfriend's Internet history includes RedTube videos entitled "3 way black on blonde anal gangbang", it just makes me work harder.
 
2012-08-29 09:49:21 AM  

Tigger: MartinD-35: Weaver95: "It's the Viagra problem for guys in their 20s," Trueman said. Young males are now spending "10 to 12 years looking at porn on the Internet and masturbating to it, so when they are getting married, they are dysfunctional sexually because their brain maps are changed. They enjoy what they've been doing for 10 to 12 years. Normal sex is not something that gets them excited."

'normal sex'? i'm not sure what that's even supposed to mean...

humans have been getting their freak on for a long time...and we've come up with a LOT of ways to get busy. there's no such thing as 'normal sex'...there's just sex and whatever rocks your particular boat. granted, there are certain engineering limitations built into the process but beyond that pretty much anything goes as far as 'normal sex'.

Geebuss I had the inappropriate use of ellipses that has infected the world of print - ellipses means "text not shown within a quote." Use a friggin' comma, hyphen, semicolon or period for a pause.



The singular of ellipses is ellipsis.


Unless you're a mathematician.
 
2012-08-29 09:52:04 AM  

Sybarite: "Current laws on all forms of pornography and obscenity need to be vigorously enforced."

Vigorously and repeatedly.


Go on...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-29 09:53:45 AM  
Can anyone give a citation where Obama or the Dem party are either pro porn or at least support peoples right to it?

Cause last I heard they were either silent on it or claim it is degrading to women in our patriarchal society.

/GARY JOHNSON!
//(the new, improved RON PAUL!!!!!)
 
2012-08-29 09:55:52 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: "It's the Viagra problem for guys in their 20s," Trueman said. Young males are now spending "10 to 12 years looking at porn on the Internet and masturbating to it, so when they are getting married, they are dysfunctional sexually because their brain maps are changed. They enjoy what they've been doing for 10 to 12 years. Normal sex is not something that gets them excited."

Huh. I actually masturbate more when I have a steady sex partner.

That said, business friendly small government, lol


This. It's odd, isn't it?
 
2012-08-29 09:58:18 AM  

coeyagi: "I wanna make sure that every new computer sold in this country after I'm president has installed on it a filter to block all pornography and that parents can click that filter to make sure their kids don't see that kinda stuff coming in on their computer," Romney said at a campaign stop in Iowa in 2007.


If it's legitimate porn, the mormon computer has ways to try to shut that whole thing down
 
2012-08-29 10:00:26 AM  

tomWright: Can anyone give a citation where Obama or the Dem party are either pro porn or at least support peoples right to it?

Cause last I heard they were either silent on it or claim it is degrading to women in our patriarchal society.

/GARY JOHNSON!
//(the new, improved RON PAUL!!!!!)


So, vote Republican?
 
2012-08-29 10:05:04 AM  
Ever notice that when Republican politicians open their mouths to talk about sex you learn a LOT about their sex lives?
 
mhd
2012-08-29 10:07:51 AM  
Was it ever confirmed that she really endorsed Romney? "Republicans are good for rich people, so I'm for Romney" sounded quite snarky to me. Apparently my sarcasm detector is stuck.

/Well, there's always Lisa (SFW)
 
2012-08-29 10:11:09 AM  

mhd: Was it ever confirmed that she really endorsed Romney? "Republicans are good for rich people, so I'm for Romney" sounded quite snarky to me. Apparently my sarcasm detector is stuck.

/Well, there's always Lisa (SFW)


Unfortunately, I can't remember everything she said. But one part of the quote was pretty much, "If you're rich, you want a Republican as president." That's not exactly what I'd call a glowing endorsement. But then, despite her business acumen, she might not be bright enough to realize the impression a statement like that could leave.
 
2012-08-29 10:11:20 AM  
Yeah, good idea. Anybody remember what happened the last time Republicans came into power and diverted attention away from a national threat to instead focus on porn? It didn't work out so well.

And another thing- "It's the Viagra problem for guys in their 20s," Trueman said. Young males are now spending "10 to 12 years looking at porn on the Internet and masturbating to it, so when they are getting married, they are dysfunctional sexually because their brain maps are changed. They enjoy what they've been doing for 10 to 12 years. Normal sex is not something that gets them excited."

He seems to know a lot about this "problem". Know how I know you're gay?
 
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