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(LA Times)   We need an entire article, from a major newspaper, on how fat Chris Christie is? That's newstastic   (latimes.com) divider line 156
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2012-08-28 11:56:56 PM  
Yes, because being fat is not just a health problem - it's proof of moral failure.
 
2012-08-29 12:03:43 AM  

Asa Phelps: Yes, because being fat is not just a health problem - it's proof of moral failure.


I thought that was poverty?
 
2012-08-29 12:12:28 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Asa Phelps: Yes, because being fat is not just a health problem - it's proof of moral failure.

I thought that was poverty?


It's both - he eats the poor.
 
2012-08-29 12:15:54 AM  
Governor Christie is fat?

How fat is he?
 
2012-08-29 12:16:56 AM  
He's so fat when he sits around the helecopter taking him to his son's ball game he sits AROUND the helicopter taking him to his son's ball game.
 
2012-08-29 12:16:58 AM  
He's so fat you have to roll him in flour to find the wet spot.
 
2012-08-29 12:17:00 AM  

coeyagi: It's both - he eats the poor.


If they're that high in calories they're only pretending to be poor to cheat on food stamps.
 
2012-08-29 12:18:54 AM  
He's so fat if you poke him on facebook, he'll jiggle
 
2012-08-29 12:18:55 AM  
Chris Christie is so fat that he plays "guess which fold the piss is going to come out of".
 
2012-08-29 12:20:25 AM  

BuckTurgidson: Governor Christie is fat? How fat is he?


Bigdogdaddy: He's so fat when he sits around the helecopter taking him to his son's ball game he sits AROUND the helicopter taking him to his son's ball game.


images.wikia.com
 
2012-08-29 12:20:39 AM  
Chris Christie is so fat that he thinks a dildo is a pickle wrapped in flour.
 
2012-08-29 12:20:55 AM  
He's so fat people seem to find it amusing to make jokes about it
 
2012-08-29 12:21:26 AM  
Something does strike me odd about a morbidly obese person trying to tell me how I should live my life. Same reason I don't go back to an obese doctor. If you lack the ability to control something as basic as not weighing 300+ lbs then please kindly shut the fark up when it comes to giving me advice. It would be like getting lessons in sobriety from Lindsy Lohan.

/I sound fat
 
2012-08-29 12:21:54 AM  
this president is fairly shiatty president, so yeah, we write articles about how fat someone is or write articles about what someone's grandfather was given money.
I mean is it really fun to talk about what a POS sellout the ACA turned out to be on presidential orders because he stuck a deal with HCA to f*ck over the american public, or how f*cked up it is there is still 8% unemployment, or how f*cked up it is for the president to give work permits to 1.2 million illegal aliens when their is 8% unemployment, or how the ancient right of habeas corpus has been stripped from every U.S. citizen at the behest of this president? seriously, if you've already biatched about romney's grandfather owing your grandad money for the day what are you gonna turn to? certainly not how f*cking awful this president has been. talk about a fat guy being fat.
 
2012-08-29 12:22:51 AM  
Lots of hefty people get "the band" or use other methods these days. Look at Al Roker and Drew Carey. Serious question: Why doesn't he pursue something?
 
2012-08-29 12:22:59 AM  

relcec: derp.


0/10. MOAR RED MEAT.
 
2012-08-29 12:23:20 AM  
I thought we already had one of those articles.

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2012-08-29 12:23:30 AM  
Obesity is disgusting. If people are so desperate to kill themselves, try using a gun instead of a twinky. It saves those of us who aren't horrible human beings a lot of time and money in the health care system.
 
2012-08-29 12:26:17 AM  
www.awesomestories.com

"... and the other is a dirigible!" 

yok yok yok
 
2012-08-29 12:26:45 AM  
not to say romney isn't an epic douchebag who deserves to lose, but christ, is it impossible to not have an apparently malevolent and destructive president at this point who chooses the the corporate elite and illegal aliens over the working class? Is habaes corpus too much to ask for? really? it's been codified since the 1600's. too much? why must the choice always be dog shiat or pigshiat?
 
2012-08-29 12:27:04 AM  
He's so fat she went....

jeannie-ology.com
 
2012-08-29 12:27:21 AM  
I get it, it's because Chris Christy is over weight.

Well, in about 70 days, we're going to see America crush an old adage, you know the one... "Once you go black, you never go back." America is about to elect the whitest guy we can find short of being an albino.
 
2012-08-29 12:27:48 AM  
he swigs a gatorade and has to stretch and get a massage after pulling on his socks
 
2012-08-29 12:28:44 AM  

coeyagi: relcec: derp.

0/10. MOAR RED MEAT.


well I retort with derp. how do you like that?
 
2012-08-29 12:29:15 AM  

relcec: not to say romney isn't an epic douchebag who deserves to lose, but christ, is it impossible to not have an apparently malevolent and destructive president at this point who chooses the the corporate elite and illegal aliens over the working class? Is habaes corpus too much to ask for? really? it's been codified since the 1600's. too much? why must the choice always be dog shiat or pigshiat?


Who are you talking to? This thread? If you want confirmation bias, might I suggest the comments section of Breitbart.com.
 
2012-08-29 12:30:36 AM  

Brick-House: I get it, it's because Chris Christy is over weight.

Well, in about 70 days, we're going to see America crush an old adage, you know the one... "Once you go black, you never go back." America is about to elect the whitest guy we can find short of being an albino.


Brick-House, you and relcec should make some wonderful Aryan babies together.
 
2012-08-29 12:31:23 AM  
Chris Christie is so fat his farts take longer to enunciate than relcec's rage posts.
 
2012-08-29 12:32:11 AM  
President of the Clean Plate Club.
 
2012-08-29 12:32:24 AM  

coeyagi: Chris Christie is so fat his farts take longer to enunciate than relcec's rage posts.


don't know who you are. and goodbye.
 
2012-08-29 12:32:49 AM  

coeyagi: Chris Christie is so fat his farts take longer to enunciate than relcec's rage posts.


They also have more substance.
 
2012-08-29 12:33:21 AM  

relcec: coeyagi: Chris Christie is so fat his farts take longer to enunciate than relcec's rage posts.

don't know who you are. and goodbye.


Aww shucks, relcec, we were just getting to know each other. Such cowardice coming from the party of boostrappiness.
 
2012-08-29 12:34:27 AM  
He's so fat, his blood type is gravy.
 
2012-08-29 12:37:15 AM  
Chris Christie is so fat that he goes to Old Country Buffet during Lent.
 
2012-08-29 12:39:16 AM  
i285.photobucket.com

4.bp.blogspot.com

/really? First one? 
 
2012-08-29 12:39:43 AM  

relcec: not to say romney isn't an epic douchebag who deserves to lose, but christ, is it impossible to not have an apparently malevolent and destructive president at this point who chooses the the corporate elite and illegal aliens over the working class? Is habaes corpus too much to ask for? really? it's been codified since the 1600's. too much? why must the choice always be dog shiat or pigshiat?


Did Obama rape your sister or something?
 
2012-08-29 12:39:47 AM  

stoli n coke: He's so fat, his blood type is gravy.


Au jus, not my grandma's lumpy chicken gravy.

Nice try, libtard.
 
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2012-08-29 12:40:01 AM  

coeyagi: Chris Christie is so fat that he goes to Old Country Buffet during Lent.


HEY-O!
 
2012-08-29 12:41:38 AM  
Chris Christie is so fat that Tampa RNC hookers demand a "cowgirl only" clause.
 
2012-08-29 12:42:25 AM  

omg bbq: Something does strike me odd about a morbidly obese person trying to tell me how I should live my life. Same reason I don't go back to an obese doctor. If you lack the ability to control something as basic as not weighing 300+ lbs then please kindly shut the fark up when it comes to giving me advice. It would be like getting lessons in sobriety from Lindsy Lohan.

/I sound fat


You typed 400 wrong.
 
2012-08-29 12:42:49 AM  
Chris Christie is so fat he could go to Hollywood's Walk of Fame and make footprints in the cement without using the wet kind.

/All week, avoid the veal, tip your cow.
 
2012-08-29 12:43:44 AM  
Chris Christie is so fat that all linked Fark images of him must rescale.
 
2012-08-29 12:44:27 AM  

coeyagi: Chris Christie is so fat that Tampa RNC hookers demand a "cowgirl only" clause.


WIN.

/Funny'd. For whatever that's worth.
 
2012-08-29 12:44:56 AM  
It's not the morbid obesity, it's the lack of self control.
 
2012-08-29 12:46:28 AM  

Notabunny: It's not the morbid obesity, it's the lack of self control.


Exactly - the guy is farking sloth, personified.

/his weight is an effect of that
 
2012-08-29 12:47:32 AM  
any one else read the end of the headline as "needs new elastic."?
 
2012-08-29 12:48:15 AM  

TheHighlandHowler: Lots of hefty people get "the band" or use other methods these days. Look at Al Roker and Drew Carey. Serious question: Why doesn't he pursue something?


I know someone who tried that. He ended up with staph infection and died.

/So he's not fat anymore.
 
2012-08-29 12:49:57 AM  
Chris Christie is so fat his jowls inspired Dali's The Persistence of Memory.
 
2012-08-29 12:50:22 AM  

omg bbq: Something does strike me odd about a morbidly obese person trying to tell me how I should live my life. Same reason I don't go back to an obese doctor. If you lack the ability to control something as basic as not weighing 300+ lbs then please kindly shut the fark up when it comes to giving me advice. It would be like getting lessons in sobriety from Lindsy Lohan.

/I sound fat


www.cancer.org
 
2012-08-29 12:51:09 AM  
Chris Christie is so fat, he forced Capn Crunch and Colonel Sanders to surrender and resign their commisions.
 
2012-08-29 12:52:22 AM  
Chris Christie is so fat, his LDL is over 100, his HDL is under 40 while his triglycerides are over 150mg/dL AND he has an impaired fasting blood glucose.
 
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