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2012-08-28 09:29:53 PM
thepoliticalcarnival.net

I'm no Doonesbury fan, but this is pretty spot-on.
 
2012-08-28 09:30:33 PM
Santorum loves his man hands.
 
2012-08-28 09:30:42 PM
Great, a Fark thread just in time for me to start drinking because Rick Santorum is speaking.
 
2012-08-28 09:31:01 PM
Starting a little late, aren't we? We already missed transvaginal rapist and now Mr. Blah People is on stage.

//Popcorn FTW!
 
2012-08-28 09:31:01 PM
Bring me Obama and the wookie! They will all suffer for this outrage.
 
2012-08-28 09:31:04 PM

Earguy: I'm no Doonesbury fan, but this is pretty spot-on.


Mia Love is hot!
 
2012-08-28 09:31:09 PM
Shouldn't this be under the sports tab?
 
2012-08-28 09:31:20 PM
I'm quite disgusted right now.
 
2012-08-28 09:31:26 PM
youtube has a page for it:


Link
 
2012-08-28 09:31:54 PM
Sweet, pandering to retards regarding your retard child.

//retards.
 
2012-08-28 09:31:56 PM
What does Santorum's child have to do with politics? I'm confused.
 
2012-08-28 09:32:02 PM
Great timing. Very HANDS on
 
2012-08-28 09:32:04 PM
In before the middle school children start making fat jokes.
 
2012-08-28 09:32:09 PM
Wake me up when Stephen Harper makes a surprise appearance, eh.
 
2012-08-28 09:32:09 PM
O god I made the mistake of drinking every time derp came out of someones mouth. SOMEONE MAKE THE ROOM STOP SPINNING
 
2012-08-28 09:32:10 PM
HANDS
 
2012-08-28 09:32:23 PM
Since the Presidential and vice-Presidential nominees are all but in the bag, what's the point of watching this masturbatory gathering of dingbats and morons?

Are we really expected to get excited about those two bland vanilla cultists?
 
2012-08-28 09:32:41 PM
ugh, this speech is making me sick and diabetic
 
2012-08-28 09:32:43 PM
Did Rick Santorum almost say he was giving handjobs?
 
2012-08-28 09:32:50 PM
Yáll are much stronger than I am if you can watch that crap

/I feel the same way about the Democratic convention, too, but these assholes are likely to make me throw the laptop through the TV screen
 
paj
2012-08-28 09:32:57 PM
Rick Santorum wants to reach out, around to all of the children.
/that's how I heard it.
 
2012-08-28 09:33:03 PM

Silly Jesus: In before the middle school children start making fat jokes.


I promise not to make any fat jokes. I will make many, many, many morbidly obese jokes, however
 
2012-08-28 09:33:13 PM
Santorum is surging!
 
2012-08-28 09:33:27 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Since the Presidential and vice-Presidential nominees are all but in the bag, what's the point of watching this masturbatory gathering of dingbats and morons?

Are we really expected to get excited about those two bland vanilla cultists?


Not "all but". They were officially nominated hours ago.
 
2012-08-28 09:33:28 PM
 
2012-08-28 09:33:31 PM

Silly Jesus: In before the middle school children start making fat jokes.


Late again.
 
2012-08-28 09:33:37 PM

DamnYankees: Santorum loves his man hands.


Did you catch the crowd laughing after he said broken disabled hands.

Yikes, delegates the RNC is not Fark. No laughing at derps.
 
2012-08-28 09:33:42 PM

coco ebert: HANDS


HANDS ACROSS AMERICA RICK SANTORUM!


/Coming off as creepy, dude
 
2012-08-28 09:33:42 PM
Did people just applaud Rick for not killing his already born daughter who happened to be disabled?
 
2012-08-28 09:33:44 PM

DamnYankees: What does Santorum's child have to do with politics? I'm confused.


Born special-needs...evil pro-abortion parents would have aborted their baby.
 
2012-08-28 09:33:45 PM
My God, it's full of white people!!
 
2012-08-28 09:33:55 PM
Seeing as this is the official thread..

I tried to watch some of the live feed, but I only lasted 3 minutes. Some awful woman was on stage bragging about how she and her husband (who learned to upholster in the marines or something stupid) had an autistic child and thu ebil experts said he would be a vegetable but they knew right what to do, they STARTED A BUSINESS (pause for applause with smug grin) making soft covers or some shiat... at this point I couldnt do it any more.

What a clusterfark.
 
2012-08-28 09:34:01 PM
Did Santorum just quote Martin Luther King but intend to replace black people with fetuses?
 
2012-08-28 09:34:02 PM
Ah, the fundie parade. Now the fun part: Let's all watch the republican party evolve into a giant pander.
 
2012-08-28 09:34:17 PM

The Bestest: AverageAmericanGuy: Since the Presidential and vice-Presidential nominees are all but in the bag, what's the point of watching this masturbatory gathering of dingbats and morons?

Are we really expected to get excited about those two bland vanilla cultists?

Not "all but". They were officially nominated hours ago.


Shows how much I've been paying attention.

I'm having a Kona Longboard Island Lager. What's everyone else drinking?
 
2012-08-28 09:34:18 PM
Isn't Santorum's wife alive because of a life-saving abortion?
 
2012-08-28 09:34:20 PM
I am 100% sober but that floating moving cloudy bluescreen behind Santorum on my HDTV is tripping me out.
 
2012-08-28 09:34:20 PM

DamnYankees: What does Santorum's child have to do with politics? I'm confused.


All life is sacred, except that which hath been birthed.
 
2012-08-28 09:34:50 PM
I would like to thank Mitt Romney and the current Republican establishment for proving to the people that the Libertarian party is not only relevant but a good place to flee to for the honest among you as your abandon your sinking ship.
 
2012-08-28 09:35:12 PM

Silly Jesus: In before the middle school children start making fat jokes.


Is Baron Harkonnen speaking tonight? I haven't been keeping up on this.

//A heartplug in every chest!
 
2012-08-28 09:35:22 PM

Dull Cow Eyes: I am 100% sober but that floating moving cloudy bluescreen behind Santorum on my HDTV is tripping me out.


Hey, Dean! Go move the mouse. The screensaver kicked on again.
 
2012-08-28 09:35:34 PM
I made it for three whole minutes of this garbage and now I feel a little woozy.

/Bile rising.
 
2012-08-28 09:35:45 PM
Rick, you started to pick it up in the post-hand part of your speech but you dropped the ball by ending it too early

6.0/10
 
2012-08-28 09:35:47 PM
Matthews is ripping Santorum for using public funds to do virtual schooling for children, disconnect from self-made image.
 
2012-08-28 09:35:48 PM
A) Your dad would kick your ass Barry Jr
B) you look like that farking rock thing in the Neverending Story
 
2012-08-28 09:35:59 PM
Indiana! Jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!

Nebraska! Jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!
 
2012-08-28 09:36:30 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Isn't Santorum's wife alive because of a life-saving abortion?


no
 
2012-08-28 09:36:32 PM

skullkrusher: A) Your dad would kick your ass Barry Jr
B) you look like that farking rock thing in the Neverending Story


Kick his ass? Nah, he'd IED him.
 
2012-08-28 09:36:43 PM

DamnYankees: What does Santorum's child have to do with politics? I'm confused.


Save the precious zygotes!
 
2012-08-28 09:36:59 PM

Baby Face Fister: I made it for three whole minutes of this garbage and now I feel a little woozy.

/Bile rising.


I've been listening since the end of roll call. My head hurts and I'm trying to not be sick
 
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