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(The Sun)   Some people believe sex is best on a Thursday. Some others believe it's any day that ends with a "y" (Not safe for work pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 59
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2012-08-28 09:39:45 PM
So, it's best to give up "fags" on a Friday? Man, that's just the beginning of the weekend. What's a poor boy to do??
 
2012-08-28 11:58:41 PM
Sex is best on a day when I'm having it.
 
2012-08-29 12:25:07 AM
Hmmm... I never could get the hang of Thursdays. :-/
 
2012-08-29 12:30:41 AM

mamoru: Hmmm... I never could get the hang of Thursdays. :-/


I used to have a lil cartoon thingy I pegged to my cubicle back in the day that had two guys in Hell in a pool of fire up to their necks and the one guy says to the other "I just can't get my head wrapped around the fact that it's only Wednesday".

Huh, haven't thought about that in years.  Think it might have been a Far Side.
 
2012-08-29 12:32:01 AM
FTA: EATING OUT - Tuesday

This is true, except for one Tuesday each month.
 
2012-08-29 01:35:53 AM
I will bring this up with my wife this Wednesday... I will offer her a hamburger, for which I will gladly pay back at some time in the future.

/not cheap
 
2012-08-29 03:08:35 AM
Didn't come for SFW pics, leaving unsatisfied.
 
2012-08-29 03:15:55 AM
Um, yes.
/DRTFA
 
2012-08-29 03:16:48 AM
Correction: NSFW in America. The rest of the world is not so hysterical about the human body.

Don't forget to wear your blindfold in the shower in case you glimpse your own genitals.
 
2012-08-29 03:27:19 AM
(nsfw)

http://www.photographyserved.com/gallery/ART-NUDE-PHOTOGRAPHY-by-TOMA S -RUCKER/596785

(nsfw)


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8l3iGGIRK_Q/TngnvmBSypI/AAAAAAAAB6U/HOnNvF4 5 JZw/s1600/321686_135552076542264_100002624163245_172710_1643438455_n.j pg

(nsfw)
 
2012-08-29 03:35:17 AM
i.ytimg.com
Wednesday
 
2012-08-29 03:35:45 AM

PUMPBOY: So, it's best to give up "fags" on a Friday? Man, that's just the beginning of the weekend. What's a poor boy to do??


I'm not sure is 'Switch to mokeless' or 'Switch teams' is the right answer
 
2012-08-29 03:36:22 AM
mokeless?
 
2012-08-29 03:39:06 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: (nsfw)

http://www.photographyserved.com/gallery/ART-NUDE-PHOTOGRAPHY-by-TOMA S -RUCKER/596785

(nsfw)


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8l3iGGIRK_Q/TngnvmBSypI/AAAAAAAAB6U/HOnNvF4 5 JZw/s1600/321686_135552076542264_100002624163245_172710_1643438455_n.j pg

(nsfw)


I'm to drunk to fix those links, please tell me that you're just on a phone and it's nothing more than that.
 
2012-08-29 03:40:32 AM

Donnchadha: Sex is best on a day when I'm having it.


I always like it better when I'm not having it alone, irrespective of the day.
 
2012-08-29 03:41:02 AM

Suede head: Correction: NSFW in America. The rest of the world is not so hysterical about the human body.

Don't forget to wear your blindfold in the shower in case you glimpse your own genitals.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-29 03:41:40 AM
"Have you ever noticed that you never get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed." - George Carlin

Thanksgiving is on a Thursday this year, so plan ahead.
 
2012-08-29 03:43:45 AM
Before following links, I hope everyone has Java disabled!

Check out the Geek tab from yesterday
"Enjoying your new computer with the latest Java software? Well, about that"
Link fark thread in question

Short version: Java, which is on almost all computers, has a major flaw that can be used to compromise your system. You can be completely up to date with your anti-virus and windows updates, and still be screwed.

/just saying
 
2012-08-29 03:44:06 AM
Great, now everybody's going to go grocery shopping on Wednesday night because nobody's there.
 
2012-08-29 03:48:49 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Pandora's Litterbox: (nsfw)

http://www.photographyserved.com/gallery/ART-NUDE-PHOTOGRAPHY-by-TOMA S -RUCKER/596785

(nsfw)


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8l3iGGIRK_Q/TngnvmBSypI/AAAAAAAAB6U/HOnNvF4 5 JZw/s1600/321686_135552076542264_100002624163245_172710_1643438455_n.j pg

(nsfw)

I'm to drunk to fix those links, please tell me that you're just on a phone and it's nothing more than that.


No phone. My in-line posting privileges have been permanently revoked. If you're interested, just close the Fark-imposed gaps in the links once you're a mite more sobererer.
 
2012-08-29 03:49:34 AM
HAVE A BARBECUE - Tuesday:
This is the driest day of the week. The Met Office say overcast conditions appear more frequently on a Friday afternoon, Saturday or Sunday.


Right. Mother Nature totally goes by the same calendar we do....
 
2012-08-29 03:52:29 AM
Just took a dump and it was black. I sure hope its from all the Oreos I ate yesterday
 
2012-08-29 03:59:46 AM
Uh... why does Fark have a filter that changes capital F "fags" to lower case and deletes the space before it? I get some of the filters for obscenity, but what does this accomplish exactly?
 
2012-08-29 04:01:22 AM

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: [fotc-bt]
Wednesday


Recycling isn't part of the foreplay but it's still very important
 
2012-08-29 04:07:22 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pandora's Litterbox: (nsfw)

http://www.photographyserved.com/gallery/ART-NUDE-PHOTOGRAPHY-by-TOMA S -RUCKER/596785

(nsfw)


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8l3iGGIRK_Q/TngnvmBSypI/AAAAAAAAB6U/HOnNvF4 5 JZw/s1600/321686_135552076542264_100002624163245_172710_1643438455_n.j pg

(nsfw)

I'm to drunk to fix those links, please tell me that you're just on a phone and it's nothing more than that.

No phone. My in-line posting privileges have been permanently revoked. If you're interested, just close the Fark-imposed gaps in the links once you're a mite more sobererer.


That's what I was afraid of, I have to check back later.
/Nobody told me told me there'd be days like these
 
2012-08-29 04:17:24 AM
 
2012-08-29 04:18:24 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: (nsfw)

it's art 'cause black and white 


err excuse my previous posting. damn html
 
2012-08-29 04:23:56 AM
it's like a long running Elephants turd
 
2012-08-29 04:45:51 AM
Reminds me of a morphine song.
 
2012-08-29 05:10:40 AM
spectrumculture.com



For him,it's Tuesday.
 
2012-08-29 05:39:32 AM

Apos: [spectrumculture.com image 608x272]



For him,it's Tuesday.


Poor Raul, all of his exceptional work, and this is the role he's most remembered for?

/at least on Fark
 
2012-08-29 05:56:17 AM
That girls arse is farking incredible. AAAAHHH THE TINGLE OF SINNY SIN SIN!!!
 
2012-08-29 06:00:42 AM
Of course, the absolute best sex to be had is on a Thursday morning around 8:23, And making her blueberry pancakes (which she loves), and then of course you spill a bit of the syrup, which naturally leads to
combat-asylum.com
about the time "Auction Hunters" comes on.
 
2012-08-29 06:02:09 AM

BigBooper: Apos: [spectrumculture.com image 608x272]



For him,it's Tuesday.

Poor Raul, all of his exceptional work, and this is the role he's most remembered for?

/at least on Fark


What's really sad is that it was his last role ever. That movie was so terrible it killed him.
 
2012-08-29 07:18:49 AM

mamoru: Hmmm... I never could get the hang of Thursdays. :-/


Well played sir. Don't forget your towel.
 
2012-08-29 07:31:23 AM
NSFW if you work for Taliban
 
2012-08-29 07:32:52 AM

BigBooper: Apos: [spectrumculture.com image 608x272]



For him,it's Tuesday.

Poor Raul, all of his exceptional work, and this is the role he's most remembered for?

/at least on Fark


You rather he be known for "Overdrawn at the memory bank"?
 
2012-08-29 07:59:56 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: My in-line posting privileges have been permanently revoked.


Solid work, friend.
 
2012-08-29 08:50:30 AM

Neondistraction: BigBooper: Apos: [spectrumculture.com image 608x272]



For him,it's Tuesday.

Poor Raul, all of his exceptional work, and this is the role he's most remembered for?

/at least on Fark

What's really sad is that it was his last role ever. That movie was so terrible it killed him.


Indeed. The fact that he reportedly took the role for his ninos slightly eases the pain. THEN Capcom inexplicably the meta route and released Street Fighter The Movie: The Game,which turned out to be even worse than the movie itself! How crazy is that?! It was just a farking mess and left a sour taste in the mouth of this long time SF gamer.

If there IS a silver lining,it's the belief that Julia tackled the role of Bison with such glee and imbued him with so much charisma and bombast that he virtually disappeared into the role-making him the most memorable,if not the best,part of that POS. I'd also like to believe that he and JCVD became fast friends on the set and the latter,in only his third stint as a movie villain,decided to honor history friendship by incorporating his Expendables 2: Violent Boogaloo character,Jean Vilain,with the same manic flourishes-and similar results.



RIP,you magnificent thespian.

/Threadjack end.
 
2012-08-29 09:16:30 AM
If I had a woman with an ass like in the pic in the story, I don't think I'd need to wait for Thursday. Heck, I'd do her ANY day, morning, noon, night and a little quicky at 3 AM. EVERY DAY.
 
2012-08-29 09:36:42 AM

Apos: Neondistraction: BigBooper: Apos: [spectrumculture.com image 608x272]



For him,it's Tuesday.

Poor Raul, all of his exceptional work, and this is the role he's most remembered for?

/at least on Fark

What's really sad is that it was his last role ever. That movie was so terrible it killed him.

Indeed. The fact that he reportedly took the role for his ninos slightly eases the pain. THEN Capcom inexplicably the meta route and released Street Fighter The Movie: The Game,which turned out to be even worse than the movie itself! How crazy is that?! It was just a farking mess and left a sour taste in the mouth of this long time SF gamer.

If there IS a silver lining,it's the belief that Julia tackled the role of Bison with such glee and imbued him with so much charisma and bombast that he virtually disappeared into the role-making him the most memorable,if not the best,part of that POS. I'd also like to believe that he and JCVD became fast friends on the set and the latter,in only his third stint as a movie villain,decided to honor history that friendship by incorporating his Expendables 2: Violent Boogaloo character,Jean Vilain,with the same manic flourishes-and similar results.



RIP,you magnificent thespian.

/Threadjack end.




Fixed.
 
2012-08-29 09:52:31 AM

NeoBad: If I had a woman with an ass like in the pic in the story, I don't think I'd need to wait for Thursday. Heck, I'd do her ANY day, morning, noon, night and a little quicky at 3 AM. EVERY DAY.


That, is why you fail.
 
dwg
2012-08-29 09:55:15 AM
Came for business time, leaving satisfied.

Sitting on the porch with the fiancé one morning scratching some bugs bites on my leg.
Her: what have you been rolling around in?
Me: You

/it's business time.
 
2012-08-29 10:06:14 AM

Apos: Neondistraction: BigBooper: Apos: [spectrumculture.com image 608x272]



For him,it's Tuesday.
. . .

If there IS a silver lining,it's the belief that Julia tackled the role of Bison with such glee and imbued him with so much charisma and bombast that he virtually disappeared into the role-making him the most memorable,if not the best,part of that POS. I'd also like to believe that he and JCVD became fast friends on the set and the latter,in only his third stint as a movie villain,decided to honor history friendship by incorporating his Expendables 2: Violent Boogaloo character,Jean Vilain,with the same manic flourishes-and similar results.



RIP,you magnificent thespian.

/Threadjack end.


R.I. P. Jean-Claude?
 
2012-08-29 10:07:33 AM
Sex? What is that? I think I might remember it.
 
2012-08-29 10:16:00 AM
This article says that willpower is strongest on weekends. This makes no sense to me as I usually spend my weekends in a drunken haze.
 
2012-08-29 10:56:57 AM

BigBooper:
Poor Raul, all of his exceptional work, and this is the role he's most remembered for?

/at least on Fark


For me, I always remember him as Mr. Addams. Those movies were excellent.

/well,the first was excellent and second acceptable
//Kiss of the Spider Woman has been on my "to watch" list forever, need to fix that
 
2012-08-29 11:30:39 AM
That was one outstanding posterior, Sun
 
2012-08-29 11:59:55 AM
Just because I can....

Pandora's Litterbox: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pandora's Litterbox: (nsfw)

Tomas Rucker nudes (nsfw)

a WTF photo? (nsfw)

I'm to drunk to fix those links, please tell me that you're just on a phone and it's nothing more than that.

No phone. My in-line posting privileges have been permanently revoked. If you're interested, just close the Fark-imposed gaps in the links once you're a mite more sobererer.

 
2012-08-29 12:32:53 PM

what the cat dragged in: Just because I can....

Pandora's Litterbox: tinfoil-hat maggie: Pandora's Litterbox: (nsfw)

Tomas Rucker nudes (nsfw)

.



Awesome link! Thanks!
 
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