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(The Onion)   Gay Marine Beaten To Bloody Pulp To Fire Up RNC Crowd   (theonion.com) divider line 20
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3273 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Aug 2012 at 10:32 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-28 10:49:47 PM
5 votes:

gameshowhost: Has anyone else noticed how conservatives seem to have grown increasingly displeased with The Onion as conservatism has gone farther and farther over the edge?


I'm surprised the Onion has not grown increasingly displeased with conservatives as they keep stealing the Onion's material.
2012-08-29 12:17:55 AM
4 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: quatchi: kaitou: I would rather find out more/get confirmation about this:

@DavidShuster: GOP attendee ejected for throwing nuts at African American CNN camera woman + saying "This is how we feed animals." @TakeActionNews #TAN

You are totally the real racist for pointing this act of racism out.

I hope you're proud of yourself!

Seriously, if true that shiat is too dumb for words.

Farking yeesh.

If Romney's not careful, he's going to lose that precious 0% of the black vote.


Advisor: Oh my God, you actually have a negative percentage of the black vote thanks to the peanuts guy. Say something that will help you.
Romney: I saw my father march with Martin Luther King.
Advisor: That won't work.
Romney: Black people are people, my friend.
Advisor: ... Try something else.
Romney: Peanuts. Salty. Animal food.
Advisor: *shoots himself in the head*
Romney's Dog: *begins to chew on advisor's corpse*
Romney: Who let the dogs out? Who, who who who?
2012-08-28 11:37:23 PM
3 votes:
I posted this to my wall on FB and i swear to god this is an honest response i got:

"No way this can be true. I read the article and it doesnt make a damned bit of sense, no way does a crowd of Americans sit back while a Marine is beaten to a pulp....by elected officials."
2012-08-28 11:29:25 PM
3 votes:
The marine's body has a way to shut that whole thing down.
2012-08-28 09:32:10 PM
3 votes:
It's burning Man for teatards.
2012-08-28 08:55:23 PM
3 votes:

brianbankerus: That's not funny, that's just obscene.


Join us, brother!


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2012-08-28 08:36:27 PM
3 votes:
I have my doubts that this is actually an Onion link.
2012-08-28 10:43:46 PM
2 votes:
How come the Onion never makes jokes about how ugly Mancy Peelosi is? That would be hilarious to point out that a woman in her seventies does not look capable of carrying my seed to term.
2012-08-28 10:35:01 PM
2 votes:
Wait, I'm confused. The article said that he was blindfolded and wearing flexicuffs. The marine in the picture is not blindfolded and his hands are free.

I think this might be some sort of trickery.
2012-08-28 10:24:42 PM
2 votes:

gameshowhost: Has anyone else noticed how conservatives seem to have grown increasingly displeased with The Onion as conservatism has gone farther and farther over the edge?

It's almost like butthurt, but with more crying.


Probably because their constituents keep getting duped by the articles.
2012-08-28 09:12:08 PM
2 votes:

GAT_00: I have my doubts that this is actually an Onion link.


It took my boyfriend way too long to figure out this was an Onion link when I showed it to him.
2012-08-28 07:57:37 PM
2 votes:
i56.tinypic.com

when satire comes this close to the truth... we have almost reached poe's singularity.
2012-08-29 06:50:43 AM
1 votes:

Captain Dan: There's a difference between an angry diatribe and a satire, and The Onion is missing the distinction here.


It's no more of an angry diatribe than this is an angry diatribe. The only difference is that Republicans actually have a "silly hats only" rule, the Onion is just exaggerating the response to that.
2012-08-29 12:11:11 AM
1 votes:

Gwyrddu: AliceBToklasLives: I'm surprised the Onion has not grown increasingly displeased with conservatives as they keep stealing the Onion's material.

The best Onion articles are the ones that are either prophetic or where they don't even have to make anything up for it to be funny.

The most recent favorite of mine is nation celebrates a week without a shooting, and then right after that was posted a shooting happened in NYC, so they added an addendum that made it even funnier.


My favorite,, "Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
"

Man, did they ever call that.
2012-08-29 12:03:36 AM
1 votes:

MyRandomName: Isn't satire supposed to be clever? This is just a liberal beating off to what he believes conservatives believe. Nothing clever. Just retarded derp.


MOAR VICTORIA JACKSON!
2012-08-28 11:22:59 PM
1 votes:
You missed the latest

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2012-08-28 10:47:04 PM
1 votes:

antidisestablishmentarianism: gameshowhost: Has anyone else noticed how conservatives seem to have grown increasingly displeased with The Onion as conservatism has gone farther and farther over the edge?

It's almost like butthurt, but with more crying.

Probably because their constituents keep getting duped by the articles.


"OMG, damage control! Oh... we *didn't* say that? *phew*"
2012-08-28 10:11:34 PM
1 votes:
Has anyone else noticed how conservatives seem to have grown increasingly displeased with The Onion as conservatism has gone farther and farther over the edge?

It's almost like butthurt, but with more crying.
2012-08-28 08:53:25 PM
1 votes:
dtdstudios.com
2012-08-28 08:45:09 PM
1 votes:

brianbankerus: That's not funny, that's just obscene.


I know, this convention is crazy.
 
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