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477038 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Nov 2003 at 5:43 PM (11 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-11-21 10:33:47 AM  
i don't get it... no michael jackson?
2003-11-21 10:35:37 AM  
2003-11-21 10:41:55 AM  
That was kind of weird, but cool.
2003-11-21 10:50:02 AM  
We have twelve vacancies. Twelve cabins, twelve vacancies. (pause) They moved away the highway. But it's no good dwelling on our losses, is it. We go right ahead lighting signs and following the formalities... Would you sign, please. Your home address. Oh, just the town will do.

Fine, fine.

Cabin One. It's closer in case you want anything... right next to the office.

There's a big diner about ten miles on up... just outside Fairvale. Fifteen miles. I'll get your bags.

Stuffy in here. Well... the mattress is soft and there're hangers in the closet and...stationary with "Drew Curtis' Motel" printed on it in case you want to make your friends back home envious... and... the... over there....the bathroom.

I'll be in the office if you want anything. Just... tap on the wall.
2003-11-21 10:53:34 AM  
mmmmmmm, seeeedy.
2003-11-21 11:02:49 AM  
If wanted to wank to that page, I'd have to take a viagra.

Whoa... These are lame b00bies.
2003-11-21 11:15:06 AM  
Well, it's kind of interesting, kinda sorta...

*Don't get it.
2003-11-21 11:34:20 AM  
I predict server crashage.
2003-11-21 01:11:44 PM  
I'll be in Room #5. Do Not Disturb
2003-11-21 01:46:07 PM  
It's not what you usually see, but that's ok. I'd hit 'em.
2003-11-21 03:45:56 PM  
Add a couple of grams, and ounce and it sounds like a typical weekend.
2003-11-21 03:48:41 PM  
i kinda dig that cleaning lady alot..
2003-11-21 04:18:23 PM  
This pic (NSFW) makes me think she's been watching a certain videotape.

/seven days
2003-11-21 04:35:18 PM  
Looks like a Cola submission. Hot shiatt, nice and seedy.
2003-11-21 05:46:04 PM  
Beautiful women, seedy motel rooms, slow-ass server.
2003-11-21 05:47:07 PM  
nice reference maasgarid.
2003-11-21 05:49:09 PM  
farked aparantly
2003-11-21 05:50:07 PM  
El site es farkado.
2003-11-21 05:50:19 PM  

You called it first, server crashage ensued.
2003-11-21 06:01:23 PM  
Farked after 3141 clicks. Kinda sad that it was so few.
2003-11-21 06:02:16 PM  
Farkd. better'n' seedy women in beautiful motel rooms i guess...
2003-11-21 06:04:21 PM  
Hmmmm...I was able to get through after a couple of tries...and all's I can say, I don't know what to say. More porn, less art? I mean, it's Friday, right?

ps. some of those girls practice yoga
2003-11-21 06:04:50 PM  

Real life shaggathons in motel rooms are sooo much better; call it the exhibitionist side of me but there's nothing like headboard-pounding, loud-moaning sex in a room where you might have an audience in the room besides you. :D

Be sure to tip the maid when you leave!
2003-11-21 06:05:39 PM  
motel fetish?


motel fetish?
2003-11-21 06:07:32 PM  
2003-11-21 06:07:50 PM  
"...but you can never leave!"

everyone together now!
2003-11-21 06:08:11 PM  
not quite farked, just slooooooow
2003-11-21 06:08:43 PM  
Soon to be farked. On that note, I would like to point out that Katie's nipples are somewhat cockeyed. They point in two entirely unrelated directions. I have seen this once before at a strip club. The dancer was as proud as could be of her fake titties, when she took her top off my friend and I nearly fell off our chairs laughing.

Oh, and I do believe that the Dita in question might be Dita Von Teese, who is infinitely frappable.
2003-11-21 06:09:44 PM  
Room 5 is farking Hot!! NSFW
2003-11-21 06:10:10 PM  
2003-11-21 06:12:22 PM  
Make that fappable. I think that must have been a hybrid of fappable and fragable.
2003-11-21 06:15:42 PM  
does not seem farked to me, for once. interesting concept. but not flappable. COPS should be more like this.
2003-11-21 06:16:31 PM  
That was annoying to navigate.
2003-11-21 06:17:58 PM  
that was farked while i was lookin around on it, got through 5 of em...damn maid
2003-11-21 06:23:34 PM  
At least it has some Dita pics.
2003-11-21 06:24:12 PM  
Seedy is right, as in splash your manseed all over the place.
Take a blacklight into a motel room sometime, there's enough DNA smeared around to keep Barry Scheck busy for years.
2003-11-21 06:24:26 PM  
El Loco Avs Welcome to the Hotel California!
2003-11-21 06:28:33 PM  

Bwaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!!! That is the truth; what didn't hit it's target hit the walls, TV, bathroom sink, dresser, etc...

That's why I say tip the maid well. And don't rent the same room twice.
2003-11-21 06:38:45 PM  
definatly slowwwwwwww room 5 is ok but what else is ther in life that is beyond that. oh yeah and if its that slow its the same as farked.
2003-11-21 06:40:50 PM  
Motels make my wife crazy nuts. She wants it 24/7 if we're on a trip, or motel (seedy or not). When home.... meh.

Can someone explain?
2003-11-21 06:40:52 PM  
What a bizarre webpage.
2003-11-21 06:42:14 PM  
The next couple days are circled on my wife calendar. These pics may come in handy once the site becomes unfarked.
2003-11-21 06:44:10 PM  
Motels make my wife crazy nuts. She wants it 24/7 if we're on a trip, or motel (seedy or not). When home.... meh.

Can someone explain?
2003-11-21 06:47:06 PM  
Giant, she likes it in motels ?

she ever go on trips without you ?


2003-11-21 06:47:06 PM  

Same here. She says that it is because at home there is too much work to be done..she is already tired from her job etc. Motels are an escape from work, hence playtime.
2003-11-21 06:47:34 PM  
Muta: You mean she'll be playing in a "ragtime band"? ;)
2003-11-21 06:48:43 PM  
Now I know where I've heard the name VegasJ before!
2003-11-21 06:54:08 PM  
dun got farked
2003-11-21 06:57:04 PM  
I don't get it.

It isn't farked, vato, it's only loading when it feels like it.
2003-11-21 06:58:42 PM  
Farkers have clicked on the above link 13780 times.

Farkers have only been able to view the link 15 times.

Fark owns you.
2003-11-21 06:58:47 PM  
who has that gif of that chick dancing wearing that teeny black outfit?
2003-11-21 07:06:37 PM  
Norman? Is that you Norman?
2003-11-21 07:07:12 PM  
2003-11-21 07:10:43 PM  
Now I know where I've heard the name VegasJ before!
2003-11-21 07:15:50 PM  
2003-11-21 07:16:04 PM  
Ha ha ha ha!

You don't have permission to access /front_desk.htm on this server.

Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

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Apache/1.3.29 Server at Port 80
2003-11-21 07:27:45 PM  
makes me think of Mickey Spillane
2003-11-21 07:29:08 PM  

Same thing I got...
2003-11-21 07:30:29 PM  
One gets the impression (having not seen it cause it was farked before I got here) that they intended only paying customers to get full access. I sense a website administrator about to have his balls put in a vice....

2003-11-21 07:31:30 PM  
Seems farked to me...
2003-11-21 07:31:39 PM  

damn right
2003-11-21 07:35:24 PM  
2003-11-21 07:35:47 PM  
not safe for a business trip?
2003-11-21 07:37:45 PM  
Wow, poor server. It fought bravely and got its head over the water again a few times, but in the end it was all futile.
2003-11-21 07:38:49 PM  
You don't have permission to access /images/room8/renee-lg_03.jpg on this server.
Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

Apache/1.3.29 Server at Port 80
2003-11-21 07:40:24 PM  
Forbidden... mmmm, makes it that much more
exciting... except for the lack of pictures
of hot chicks gettin' it on, that is...
2003-11-21 07:53:10 PM  
Not only is the link Farked,
But the Error Page has been Farked, too!!!
2003-11-21 08:01:14 PM  
holy! that is seriously farked when that happens.
2003-11-21 08:12:24 PM  
This thread combines my love of Psycho and the Eagles' song Hotel California. It's great!

2003-11-21 08:26:23 PM  
Site farked. Missed it entirely. Cannot mirror. Damn! (Sorry, fellow farkers)
2003-11-21 08:37:37 PM  
Call Customer Service: Extension 745
2003-11-21 08:46:22 PM  
no kittens die tonight... yeah right!
2003-11-21 08:54:54 PM  
damn I just want to see more pics of the "maid"
2003-11-21 09:04:37 PM  
Just got in. BORING :-O If I wanted to see that crap, I'd go next door and peek through my neighbor's window again.
2003-11-21 09:07:00 PM  
Fun stuff. Seems like the type of stuff David Lynch might get off on.
2003-11-21 09:15:42 PM  
I saw this site about a year ago. I never ever thought it would get accepted here. I should have known better.
2003-11-21 10:20:00 PM  
i'm hitting it...
2003-11-22 12:11:12 AM  
anybody else think of that Southern Culture on the Skids song when they saw this post?
2003-11-22 12:12:44 AM  
Less stimulating then the sears catalog. Worst fapisode ever. The motel wasn't even seedy and none of them even looked half way strung out. Those chicks will never cocktail in vegas.
2003-11-22 12:27:57 AM  
Very cool. If you didn't enjoy these pictures, then there is no hope for your dumb arse.
2003-11-22 12:30:58 AM  
fark The Ring. Ringu crushes it like a grape. A GRAPE I TELL YOU!
2003-11-22 01:04:31 AM  
I'm still pretty flaccid.
2003-11-22 01:07:06 AM  

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2003-11-22 01:25:46 AM  
Weak ass servers. Can't even take a click these days. They need to have bandwidth package available called FARK.
2003-11-22 02:01:41 AM  
I remember (this one time at band camp...? no, no) an old episode of 60 Minutes. They were investigating how clean hotel rooms are. Their expert sprayed various rooms with Luminol (sp?) - the stuff cops use to find blood stains even though you scrubbed up after the killin' - then lit them up with black light. The experts then went about sampling and identifying the various "stains".

Semen, blood, puke...the walls, carpets, sheets, bedding... AWASH in the remnants of things you don't want to imagine.

Mmmmm. Seedy motels. Not enough bleach in the world to make them clean again.

"I took a bath, I took a shower,
what am I gonna do?
'Cuz, Baby, I feel dirty
when I'm with you."
2003-11-22 03:31:53 AM  
This is worthy of a Shang Tsung excellent.
2003-11-22 07:21:18 AM  
Beautiful women + seedy motel rooms = My love life, sadly
2003-11-22 11:46:58 AM  
mirror site? anyone?
2003-11-24 09:47:49 PM
2003-11-25 05:51:51 PM  
Html is enabled, why not use it?
2003-11-28 05:25:33 AM  
ha, funny
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