Awesome.

That was kind of weird, but cool.

We have twelve vacancies. Twelve cabins, twelve vacancies. (pause) They moved away the highway. But it's no good dwelling on our losses, is it. We go right ahead lighting signs and following the formalities... Would you sign, please. Your home address. Oh, just the town will do.

Fine, fine.

Cabin One. It's closer in case you want anything... right next to the office.

There's a big diner about ten miles on up... just outside Fairvale. Fifteen miles. I'll get your bags.

Stuffy in here. Well... the mattress is soft and there're hangers in the closet and...stationary with "Drew Curtis' Motel" printed on it in case you want to make your friends back home envious... and... the... over there....the bathroom.

I'll be in the office if you want anything. Just... tap on the wall.

I'll be in Room #5. Do Not Disturb

It's not what you usually see, but that's ok. I'd hit 'em.

Add a couple of grams, and ounce and it sounds like a typical weekend.

i kinda dig that cleaning lady alot..

This pic (NSFW) makes me think she's been watching a certain videotape.

/seven days

Looks like a Cola submission. Hot shiatt, nice and seedy.

Beautiful women, seedy motel rooms, slow-ass server.

nice reference maasgarid.

farked aparantly

El site es farkado.

Unfreakable

You called it first, server crashage ensued.

Farked after 3141 clicks. Kinda sad that it was so few.

Farkd. better'n' seedy women in beautiful motel rooms i guess...

Hmmmm...I was able to get through after a couple of tries...and all's I can say is....man, I don't know what to say. More porn, less art? I mean, it's Friday, right?

ps. some of those girls practice yoga

Weak.

Real life shaggathons in motel rooms are sooo much better; call it the exhibitionist side of me but there's nothing like headboard-pounding, loud-moaning sex in a room where you might have an audience in the room besides you. :D

Be sure to tip the maid when you leave!

motel fetish?

hmm.

motel fetish?

Farked...

"...but you can never leave!"

everyone together now!

not quite farked, just slooooooow

Soon to be farked. On that note, I would like to point out that Katie's nipples are somewhat cockeyed. They point in two entirely unrelated directions. I have seen this once before at a strip club. The dancer was as proud as could be of her fake titties, when she took her top off my friend and I nearly fell off our chairs laughing.

Oh, and I do believe that the Dita in question might be Dita Von Teese, who is infinitely frappable.

farked

Make that fappable. I think that must have been a hybrid of fappable and fragable.

does not seem farked to me, for once. interesting concept. but not flappable. COPS should be more like this.

That was annoying to navigate.

that was farked while i was lookin around on it, got through 5 of em...damn maid

At least it has some Dita pics.

Seedy is right, as in splash your manseed all over the place.
Take a blacklight into a motel room sometime, there's enough DNA smeared around to keep Barry Scheck busy for years.

El Loco Avs Welcome to the Hotel California!

KnickKnolte:

Bwaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!!! That is the truth; what didn't hit it's target hit the walls, TV, bathroom sink, dresser, etc...

That's why I say tip the maid well. And don't rent the same room twice.

definatly slowwwwwwww room 5 is ok but what else is ther in life that is beyond that. oh yeah and if its that slow its the same as farked.

Motels make my wife crazy nuts. She wants it 24/7 if we're on a trip, or motel (seedy or not). When home.... meh.

Can someone explain?

What a bizarre webpage.

The next couple days are circled on my wife calendar. These pics may come in handy once the site becomes unfarked.

Motels make my wife crazy nuts. She wants it 24/7 if we're on a trip, or motel (seedy or not). When home.... meh.

Can someone explain?

Giant, she likes it in motels ?

she ever go on trips without you ?


hmmmmm.....

;)

GiantTrev:

Same here. She says that it is because at home there is too much work to be done..she is already tired from her job etc. Motels are an escape from work, hence playtime.

Muta: You mean she'll be playing in a "ragtime band"? ;)

Now I know where I've heard the name VegasJ before!

dun got farked

I don't get it.

It isn't farked, vato, it's only loading when it feels like it.

Farkers have clicked on the above link 13780 times.

Farkers have only been able to view the link 15 times.

Fark owns you.