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(Orange County Register)   Taco Bell's Doritos Taco has become the company's biggest hit, breaking sales records and encouraging the franchise to make two new flavors, including spicy chili-lime Flamas and Cool Ranch. Who the hell would eat ranch on a taco?   (ocregister.com) divider line 156
    More: Followup, Taco Bell, Doritos, Yum! Brands Inc., nachos, flavors  
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2012-08-28 04:58:16 PM
Perhaps all of the Mexican food connoisseurs that frequent a fine establishment like Taco Bell would.
 
2012-08-28 05:04:27 PM
Actually, Cool Ranch was a test flavor. Ohio got that one a few months before Doritos tacos were released nationally.
 
2012-08-28 05:05:02 PM
my fat ass would. i would call the doritos shell a significant improvement to taco bell taco's typical flavor (or lack there of)
 
2012-08-28 05:17:30 PM
Me. It's not just Ranch, it's Cool Ranch.

Cool ranch is cool.

Ranch.
 
2012-08-28 05:28:21 PM
Taco pizza with cool ranch.
 
2012-08-28 06:38:02 PM
The same weirdos who put sour cream on a taco. Why in the world would you ruin the taste of a perfectly decent taco like that?
 
2012-08-28 06:39:52 PM

But Wait There's More: Me. It's not just Ranch, it's Cool Ranch.

Cool ranch is cool.

Ranch.


When I get home from work on a cold winters night, I like to kick up my feet and warm up with a piping hot glass of Bud Light Ranch. It is the perfect marriage between Ranch and drunk.

Drinkability.
 
2012-08-28 06:40:08 PM
Someone like this?
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-28 06:41:16 PM
The taco was disappointing. Not bad, just disappointing.
 
2012-08-28 06:49:38 PM
Ranch dressing tastes awful no matter how it is used.
 
2012-08-28 06:53:27 PM

The_Cisco_Kid: Ranch dressing tastes awful no matter how it is used.


It's a good thing they make it in a Hidden Valley, because if anyone knew where it was, there would be pitchforks and torches on parade.
 
2012-08-28 06:55:53 PM

Krymson Tyde: Someone like this?
[i232.photobucket.com image 300x192]


DING DING DING
WInnar!
/Enjoy your free Tex-Mex authentic flyover state dinner with NYC salsa and Cool Ranch Dressing smothering any and all flavors provided. Dip those wings into the Blue cheese (creamy style) dressing, too. And don't forget forget to wash it down with a coke.
And by coke, I mean soda.

i mean Pop!

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
2012-08-28 07:00:57 PM
www.wistravel.com

It goes on everything here.
 
2012-08-28 07:02:48 PM
We've had this shiat in Ohio for awhile now.
 
2012-08-28 07:29:30 PM
www.fritolay.com
 
2012-08-28 07:46:18 PM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: The same weirdos who put sour cream on a taco. Why in the world would you ruin the taste of a perfectly decent taco like that?


This. And especially the way they do it. Every Taco Supreme I've ever had was drowned in the stuff. Like it made up half the weight of the taco. I don't hate sour cream, but c'mon, show some restraint.
 
2012-08-28 07:46:22 PM
Anyone know the locations in Orange County where they test the new flavors/products?
 
2012-08-28 07:47:44 PM

Gunny Highway: The taco was disappointing. Not bad, just disappointing.


dtdstudios.com
 
2012-08-28 07:49:45 PM
KFC still has the double down sandwich.


'nuff said.
 
2012-08-28 07:52:25 PM

Ed Finnerty: Gunny Highway: The taco was disappointing. Not bad, just disappointing.

[dtdstudios.com image 450x299]


...no how?
 
2012-08-28 08:18:36 PM

The_Cisco_Kid: Ranch dressing tastes awful no matter how it is used.


When used properly with buffalo wings and mixed with ketchup for cheese fries, it is acceptable.
 
2012-08-28 08:33:18 PM

Gunny Highway: Ed Finnerty: Gunny Highway: The taco was disappointing. Not bad, just disappointing.

[dtdstudios.com image 450x299]

...no how?


Because tacos are vaguely similar to vaginas.

/They're full of picante and sour cream
 
2012-08-28 08:52:12 PM

fusillade762: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: The same weirdos who put sour cream on a taco. Why in the world would you ruin the taste of a perfectly decent taco like that?

This. And especially the way they do it. Every Taco Supreme I've ever had was drowned in the stuff. Like it made up half the weight of the taco. I don't hate sour cream, but c'mon, show some restraint.


Haven't you ever watched them make the Taco Supreme? They use a caulk-gun device that shoots out a load with every click. Someone put a lot of thought into how much load each click delivers.

/load
 
2012-08-28 09:21:14 PM
FAIL tag on vacation again?
 
2012-08-28 09:22:22 PM
I'm probably alone in thinking a Cool Ranch taco might be pretty good.

/fat
 
2012-08-28 09:24:00 PM

fusillade762: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: The same weirdos who put sour cream on a taco. Why in the world would you ruin the taste of a perfectly decent taco like that?

This. And especially the way they do it. Every Taco Supreme I've ever had was drowned in the stuff. Like it made up half the weight of the taco. I don't hate sour cream, but c'mon, show some restraint.


This is America. How dare you trample my freedoms by suggesting I limit my sour cream intake?

I don't want a baked potato, a bowl of chili or a taco. I want a glob of sour cream that happens to taste something like one of those three.

/and cheese, dear god let us not forget the sweet sweet stinky cheese
 
2012-08-28 09:25:07 PM
How long until they team up with that Doritos marketing plan of the secret mystery flavors and make mystery flavor taco shells? I'd love to see customer reactions of disgust when they get the flavors like Mountain Dew.
 
2012-08-28 09:26:09 PM
Two words......

Jalapeño Fritos.
 
2012-08-28 09:26:16 PM

Cheesus: I'm probably alone in thinking a Cool Ranch taco might be pretty good.

/fat


It'd be interesting to say the least. Of course, when Taco Bell makes everyone into a foodie on Fark while they're licking Doritos Locos taco dust off their fingers, you'd have to feel like you were the only one.
 
2012-08-28 09:26:50 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
Likes eating ranch tacos.
 
2012-08-28 09:28:10 PM

GreenAdder: The_Cisco_Kid: Ranch dressing tastes awful no matter how it is used.

It's a good thing they make it in a Hidden Valley, because if anyone knew where it was, there would be pitchforks and torches on parade.


You know who makes Hidden Valley Ranch, don't you?

pricechopper.files.wordpress.com

Tastes like it, too.
 
2012-08-28 09:28:29 PM

The_Cisco_Kid: Ranch dressing tastes awful no matter how it is used.


Ok, Commie or Nazi?

/possibly even both!
 
2012-08-28 09:32:23 PM

vossiewulf: [www.fritolay.com image 361x504]


Goddamn you, Frito-Lay. Goddamn you for snatching it away as soon as I discovered them.
 
2012-08-28 09:33:06 PM

FriarReb98: Cheesus: I'm probably alone in thinking a Cool Ranch taco might be pretty good.

/fat

It'd be interesting to say the least. Of course, when Taco Bell makes everyone into a foodie on Fark while they're licking Doritos Locos taco dust off their fingers, you'd have to feel like you were the only one.


i'll try it. i had the doritos locos supreme taco once, it was good...but i just haven't gotten it again
 
2012-08-28 09:36:43 PM
Did they ever release the buffalo flavor Doritos by itself? I found it in those half and half bags, but never alone. Good stuff.

/down here in south Texas we get all kinds of weird chip favors
//chorizo and queso ruffles
///not a fattie
 
2012-08-28 09:40:08 PM
Iheartchaos
 
Biv
2012-08-28 09:40:11 PM

MorePeasPlease: The_Cisco_Kid: Ranch dressing tastes awful no matter how it is used.

Ok, Commie or Nazi?

/possibly even both!


This.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: The same weirdos who put sour cream on a taco.


Him too.
 
2012-08-28 09:40:59 PM
I am holding out for a taco shell made of "funyun".
 
2012-08-28 09:42:50 PM
I've been wanting to try a Cooler Ranch version since they were announced. I've always preferred those over the Nacho Cheese Doritos.

/Flamas tastes like spicy Fruit Loops.
//Spicy Fruit Loops Tacos?
 
2012-08-28 09:45:16 PM
These are garbage. They are an insult to tacos everywhere (including taco bell's basic hard shell) and doritos everywhere. The result of the mix is a shell that cracks so much its worthless as a conveyance of food, the flavoring on the dorito shell manages to dull your tongue to any of the flavors of the meat (yea yea, its meat, some protein filling, probably some kind of fiber or bean additive for consistency, whatever), lettuce, and cheese. Meanwhile, having all that junk in your mouth along with the dorito dulls the crap out of the delicious dorito goodness.

Bring back the beefy crunch burrito.
 
2012-08-28 09:47:13 PM

RoyHobbs22: I am holding out for a taco shell made of "funyun""pork rind".


FTFM
Seriously though- would that be the best fair food ever or what?
 
2012-08-28 09:47:39 PM
Did you know for an extra $.30 you can get a dorito shell in your cheesy gordita crunch too?
 
2012-08-28 09:51:00 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Two words......

Jalapeño Sriracha Fritos.


FTFY
 
2012-08-28 09:54:12 PM

redsquid: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 495x317]
Likes eating ranch tacos.


Sorry, maybe I'm just uncultured, but is that from a movie? Or a Photoshop disaster? WTF is up with her thumbs?
 
2012-08-28 09:54:43 PM
You know, I'm ok with this. Taco Bell isn't food, it's feed. Ranch powdered feed is not much worse than your standard Taco powder flavored feed. Whatever, it's a fried corn tortilla. It's not good for you.
 
2012-08-28 09:54:44 PM
This flavor would be the pinnacle of all YUM!Brands convegence.
i.imgur.com
Mountain Dew-flavored-Doritos-tacos.
 
2012-08-28 09:55:11 PM
The slogan is "have one for fourth meal" but it should say "have four for oneth meal" they're so tiny.
Won't be long until we get the jumbo sized ones, i'm sure.

Anyone else miss Doritos 3D? Do they still make those?
 
2012-08-28 09:55:25 PM

redsquid: Likes eating ranch tacos.


That was a movie?
 
2012-08-28 09:56:08 PM

redsquid: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 495x317]
Likes eating ranch tacos.


Her thumbs look REALLY weird. It's not just me, right?
 
2012-08-28 09:56:59 PM

LazerFish: The slogan is "have one for fourth meal" but it should say "have four for oneth meal" they're so tiny.
Won't be long until we get the jumbo sized ones, i'm sure.

Anyone else miss Doritos 3D? Do they still make those?


I think the lawsuits over all the blood loss due to sliced up gums and roofs of mouths shut them down. And that complain comes from a guy who eats captain crunch with gusto.
 
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