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(Fox News)   The "Thank God I Have Money Or I'd Never Get Out Of Jail" award goes to...Lindsay Lohan   (foxnews.com) divider line 59
    More: Dumbass, Lindsay Lohan, Suge Knight, TMZ, jewelry, jail  
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2012-08-28 03:39:10 PM  
Every time I hear her name all I can hear is Quagmire saying "I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet"
 
2012-08-28 03:44:16 PM  
Other assets can play a big part in a 'get out of jail free' card.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-28 03:44:27 PM  
She has money?
 
2012-08-28 03:47:11 PM  
Randy Travis is challenging for her title
 
2012-08-28 03:52:58 PM  
Anyone stupid enough to allow this woman inside their house deserves to be robbed.
 
2012-08-28 03:55:41 PM  
She didn't do it, her identical twin sister from England did it!
 
2012-08-28 04:02:42 PM  
"Lohan told Magid she was on Ambien at the time, so she doesn't have a clear recollection of the night's events"

Somehow I don't think I'd get away with that in front of a judge =(
 
2012-08-28 04:03:19 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Anyone stupid enough to allow this woman inside their house deserves to be robbed.


i45.tinypic.com

Make her wait by the door until you hide your valuables, and check to make sure you have plenty of condoms.

Geesh, have you never had a hooker over before?
 
2012-08-28 04:04:26 PM  
Take a drink every time TMZ is mentioned in that article.

People should be skeptical of many TMZ stories. A few weeks ago they were interviewing some 15 minutes of fame girl and ambushed her about discrepancies. They had their story's "source" call in and confront her about something. She says "oh yeah, you're the photographer guy". The guy fesses up that yes, he's the TMZ photographer she talked to outside a gym for 5 minutes.

TMZ, you can't call your photographers "a source"! The word source implies someone who is close to the situation and has actual knowledge.

Occasionally, they get stuff right, but overall their reporting standards are super sloppy. I wouldn't be surprised if they later report on this same story and say "according to Fox News".

But since this is Lindsay... yeah, she's totally guilty.
 
2012-08-28 04:06:44 PM  
Looks like Khaleesi's grandmother in the photo with the article.
 
2012-08-28 04:07:34 PM  
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. In a few minutes the flight attendants will once again be coming down the aisle to assist you in assuming crash position. At this time we ask that you please place your seats and tray tables in their full upright positions, and as always thank you for flying Lohan Airlines."
 
2012-08-28 04:10:55 PM  
Lindsay Lolife
 
2012-08-28 04:11:55 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Atomic Spunk: Anyone stupid enough to allow this woman inside their house deserves to be robbed.

[i45.tinypic.com image 419x600]

Make her wait by the door until you hide your valuables, and check to make sure you have plenty of condoms.

Geesh, have you never had a hooker over before?


I'm gonna go to the bathroom..Your'e gonna have to clap your hands till I get back
 
2012-08-28 04:19:05 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Anyone stupid enough to allow this woman inside their house deserves to be robbed.


Or, they're *ingenious*!

Step 1 - Invite Lindsay to house
Step 2 - Claim that jewels that you pawned weeks ago for drug money are suddenly missing
Step 3 - File insurance claim
Step 4 - Profit
 
2012-08-28 04:23:21 PM  
She has an average face, a skinny-fat body, a wicked coke habit, new species of VD, a criminal record, and she looks like she stinks to high heaven.

I do not understand men who find her attractive.
 
2012-08-28 04:25:40 PM  

Three-Fifty: She has an average face, a skinny-fat body, a wicked coke habit, new species of VD, a criminal record, and she looks like she stinks to high heaven.

I do not understand men who find her attractive.


She must be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose...
 
2012-08-28 04:27:27 PM  

Three-Fifty: She has an average face, a skinny-fat body, a wicked coke habit, new species of VD, a criminal record, and she looks like she stinks to high heaven.

I do not understand men who find her attractive.


Leave your mom out of this.
 
2012-08-28 04:27:52 PM  

Three-Fifty: She has an average face, a skinny-fat body, a wicked coke habit, new species of VD, a criminal record, and she looks like she stinks to high heaven.

I do not understand men who find her attractive.


Those women are really easy, duh.
 
2012-08-28 04:29:46 PM  
What happened to that fresh-faced young gal from "The Parent Trap"?
 
2012-08-28 04:30:40 PM  
I'd hit it...with a garbage truck.
 
2012-08-28 04:33:09 PM  

Three-Fifty: She has an average face, a skinny-fat body, a wicked coke habit, new species of VD, a criminal record, and she looks like she stinks to high heaven.

I do not understand men who find her attractive.



While not stunningly beautiful, her face is more than pretty enough and, frankly, I really like her disregard for a brassier. Rarely do you see a woman with such large and still pleasing breasts flaunt them so confidently and happily.
 
2012-08-28 04:40:20 PM  

Three-Fifty: She has an average face, a skinny-fat body, a wicked coke habit, new species of VD, a criminal record, and she looks like she stinks to high heaven.

I do not understand men who find her attractive.


We used to find her attractive, then there was a long period of, "Well, if she ever cleans up and gets her act together, then maybe..." But now that ship has pretty much sailed, she's aged like milk.
 
2012-08-28 04:42:48 PM  
Whatever support she may have once had is now completely gone.

i53.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-28 04:43:57 PM  
While not stunningly beautiful, her face is more than pretty enough and, frankly, I really like her disregard for a brassier. Rarely do you see a woman with such large and still pleasing breasts flaunt them so confidently and happily.

Um, Slick- you may want to check out the recent pix of LL with the mom shorts and loose top on with side-boob- her "disregard for a brassier (she doesn't like Hibachi's?)" has caused signifigant saggage.

I can't think of a hotter woman who went so far downhill. I mean, those pix with the dude in the background? Hotter than a thousand suns going supernova all at the same time.

Now? Um, no. Just... no.
 
2012-08-28 04:44:04 PM  

Three-Fifty: She has an average face, a skinny-fat body, a wicked coke habit, new species of VD, a criminal record, and she looks like she stinks to high heaven.

I do not understand men who find her attractive.


Because she would do anything for her next fix. There is quite a lot of men that find that trait attractive.
 
2012-08-28 04:46:53 PM  

Cletus C.: Whatever support she may have once had is now completely gone.
[i53.tinypic.com image 420x300]


Bless her sweet heart.
 
2012-08-28 04:52:55 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Atomic Spunk: Anyone stupid enough to allow this woman inside their house deserves to be robbed.

[i45.tinypic.com image 419x600]

Make her wait by the door until you hide your valuables, and check to make sure you have plenty of condoms.

Geesh, have you never had a hooker over before?


You forgot to draw a bath and have her wash the ever loving hell out of her nether region.
/patrick bateman style
 
2012-08-28 05:02:03 PM  

LeroyBourne: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Atomic Spunk: Anyone stupid enough to allow this woman inside their house deserves to be robbed.

[i45.tinypic.com image 419x600]

Make her wait by the door until you hide your valuables, and check to make sure you have plenty of condoms.

Geesh, have you never had a hooker over before?

You forgot to draw a bath and have her wash the ever loving hell out of her nether region.
/people under the stairs style


FTFY
 
2012-08-28 05:03:43 PM  

Evil Mackerel: You forgot to draw a bath and have her wash the ever loving hell out of her nether region.
/people under the stairs style


Silkwood style
 
2012-08-28 05:06:57 PM  

Cletus C.: Whatever support she may have once had is now completely gone.

[i53.tinypic.com image 420x300]


Man, she'll be playing soccer with those soon.
 
2012-08-28 05:13:37 PM  
She's a hessliche sow, destined for prison.

/You can't wash off what she has.
 
2012-08-28 05:15:41 PM  
I wonder how long it's going to be before other people start reporting that things went missing after she attended one their parties. You know if she did this here she has done it many times before to other people.
 
2012-08-28 05:30:04 PM  
Hohan hanging out with Suge Knight's crotch-fruit......that seems like a good life choice (for both of them).
 
2012-08-28 05:30:26 PM  

Evil Mackerel: LeroyBourne: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Atomic Spunk: Anyone stupid enough to allow this woman inside their house deserves to be robbed.

[i45.tinypic.com image 419x600]

Make her wait by the door until you hide your valuables, and check to make sure you have plenty of condoms.

Geesh, have you never had a hooker over before?

You forgot to draw a bath and have her wash the ever loving hell out of her nether region.
/people under the stairs style

FTFY


Nice, boil the little buggers right out.
 
2012-08-28 05:32:15 PM  

beakerxf: Atomic Spunk: Anyone stupid enough to allow this woman inside their house deserves to be robbed.

Or, they're *ingenious*!

Step 1 - Invite Lindsay to house
Step 2 - Claim that jewels that you pawned weeks ago for drug money are suddenly missing
Step 3 - File insurance claim
Step 4 - Profit


The dude is a mega millionaire - I highly doubt he needs to come up with insurance fraud schemes that involve Lindsay Lohan in order to get money.
 
2012-08-28 07:00:41 PM  

keepitcherry: beakerxf: Atomic Spunk: Anyone stupid enough to allow this woman inside their house deserves to be robbed.

Or, they're *ingenious*!

Step 1 - Invite Lindsay to house
Step 2 - Claim that jewels that you pawned weeks ago for drug money are suddenly missing
Step 3 - File insurance claim
Step 4 - Profit

The dude is a mega millionaire - I highly doubt he needs to come up with insurance fraud schemes that involve Lindsay Lohan in order to get money.


You would think someone with that kind of money would be smart enough to keep her away from his house.
 
2012-08-28 07:04:51 PM  
That's a hard 26.
 
2012-08-28 07:09:29 PM  

AmazinTim: She has money?


Really. How does she have money?
 
2012-08-28 08:45:09 PM  
Lohan told Magid she was on Ambien at the time, so she doesn't have a clear recollection of the night's events.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-28 09:07:12 PM  

Cletus C.: Whatever support she may have once had is now completely gone.

[i53.tinypic.com image 420x300]


sad titty is sad
 
2012-08-28 09:14:25 PM  

spacemanjones: Cletus C.: Whatever support she may have once had is now completely gone.

[i53.tinypic.com image 420x300]

sad titty is sad


sabiansymbols.typepad.com
 
2012-08-28 09:15:02 PM  

spacemanjones: Cletus C.: Whatever support she may have once had is now completely gone.

[i53.tinypic.com image 420x300]

sad titty is sad


You know how I know you think real breasts look like grapefruit and feel like bags of sand?
 
2012-08-28 09:37:44 PM  

ChrisDe: That's a hard 26.


It's not the age, it's the mileage.
spyhunter007.com

And those are some rough roads.
 
2012-08-28 09:52:58 PM  

beakerxf: Atomic Spunk: Anyone stupid enough to allow this woman inside their house deserves to be robbed.

Or, they're *ingenious*!

Step 1 - Invite Lindsay to house
Step 2 - Claim that jewels that you pawned weeks ago for drug money are suddenly missing
Step 3 - File insurance claim
Step 4 - Profit
Step 5 - Buy more drugs


FTFY.
 
2012-08-28 10:13:29 PM  
Suge Knight needs to give her the discipline her parents haven't.

/can't believe she blamed his son for her crimes
 
2012-08-28 10:29:49 PM  
Those are 26 very hard years.
 
2012-08-28 10:30:25 PM  
ZMT reports that Lohan had been trying to pin the alleged burglary, which was reported to have happened during an all-night party at the home of her rich ex-friend Sam Magid on August 20, on someone else.


There... that's better.
 
2012-08-28 10:57:06 PM  

jaytkay: spacemanjones: Cletus C.: Whatever support she may have once had is now completely gone.

[i53.tinypic.com image 420x300]

sad titty is sad

You know how I know you think real breasts look like grapefruit and feel like bags of sand?


You know how I know your girlfriend/wife didn't age well?


I have a 40 year old wife who breast fed all 3 of my beasts and still has better tits than that beast.

Sucks to be you.
 
2012-08-28 11:09:57 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Suge Knight needs to give her the discipline her parents haven't.

/can't believe she blamed his son for her crimes



Probably the only black guy there, no brainer.

/I keed
 
2012-08-29 12:12:40 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Randy Travis is challenging for her title


At least at one point, Travis had talent and a career.
 
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