Ed Finnerty: Linux_Yes: wild9: I got fired from Apple awhile back for calling them a bunch of crazies here on Fark./True Storywow, that's impressive. these are the same apple managers who probably vote Repukelican and claim they love the First Amendment.hey apple, go f*ck yourself. --LinuxHey Linux, we're suing you next. --Apple
Porous Horace: Come to one of the BSDs, we'll help you with suicide.Check out our license and you'll see that our way is to help everyone.If you go to Linux for suicide, you'll have limited suicidal options (no plastic sporks allowed, for example) and you'll have to kill the rest of your family as well, thanks to the GPL.
ongbok: wild9: I got fired from Apple awhile back for calling them a bunch of crazies here on Fark./True StoryHow did they know it was you? Did you Fark on your work computer or something?
LasersHurt: Klivian: LasersHurt: Klivian: Hey, if you had to deal with Apple fanboys all day, you'd want to kill yourself too, fanboymitterWait, now you can't even say "Apple" without being a fanboy?You can, but who do you think you'd be dealing with all day if you're working as a "Genius?"1.) any Apple customers, not just the fanboys2.) more to the point, you called the submitter a fanboy, and I don't know why
bingethinker: If Subby's such a fan of suicide, why is he still around?
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