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(MacRumors)   Apple Genius employees training manual has been leaked. Apparently these fine folks are not allowed to discuss suicide with the customer. Who knew?   (macrumors.com) divider line 11
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2012-08-28 05:18:50 PM  
2 votes:
I think a new game has appeared. Go to an Apple store and try to trick them into saying a banned word.

Extra points if you then tell on them to the manager.
2012-08-28 03:41:45 PM  
2 votes:
dtdstudios.com
2012-08-28 06:51:07 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: Linux_Yes: wild9: I got fired from Apple awhile back for calling them a bunch of crazies here on Fark.


/True Story


wow, that's impressive. these are the same apple managers who probably vote Repukelican and claim they love the First Amendment.

hey apple, go f*ck yourself. --Linux

Hey Linux, we're suing you next. --Apple



it'll be a bit difficult to sue something that has no single entity/owner. unless Apple wants to sue a community of millions around the world. they're the ones who own linux. not some damn company

lotsa luck, apple. give us a kiss!
2012-08-28 06:38:28 PM  
1 votes:

Porous Horace: Come to one of the BSDs, we'll help you with suicide.
Check out our license and you'll see that our way is to help everyone.

If you go to Linux for suicide, you'll have limited suicidal options (no plastic sporks allowed, for example) and you'll have to kill the rest of your family as well, thanks to the GPL.


sudo -k
2012-08-28 05:38:09 PM  
1 votes:
img402.imageshack.us

Turing: "Hello, is this the number for apple?"
Support: "Yes, this is Apple."
Turing: "Could you send me one with cyanide in it?"
Support: "Um..."
Turing: "The government is forcing me to take hormones and I want to end my life."
Support *click*
hej
2012-08-28 05:29:41 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: wild9: I got fired from Apple awhile back for calling them a bunch of crazies here on Fark.


/True Story

How did they know it was you? Did you Fark on your work computer or something?


He used a thread screenshot as his graphic for a custom t-shirt.
2012-08-28 05:27:27 PM  
1 votes:

LasersHurt: Klivian: LasersHurt: Klivian: Hey, if you had to deal with Apple fanboys all day, you'd want to kill yourself too, fanboymitter

Wait, now you can't even say "Apple" without being a fanboy?

You can, but who do you think you'd be dealing with all day if you're working as a "Genius?"

1.) any Apple customers, not just the fanboys
2.) more to the point, you called the submitter a fanboy, and I don't know why


Because I was lacking in creativity to call subby something else. I am more annoyed with myself for the repetition than anything at the moment.
2012-08-28 05:10:24 PM  
1 votes:
When reading those pages, I was somehow reminded me of Elder Price and Elder Cunningham.
2012-08-28 04:27:18 PM  
1 votes:
Would pancreatic cancer technically count as suicide? I mean, a part of yourself is still killing you.
2012-08-28 03:36:21 PM  
1 votes:
Suicide by banging yourself on the head with an iPad repeatedly has been patented by Apple. So don't kill yourself that way....or they'll sue you afterwards.
2012-08-28 03:28:06 PM  
1 votes:

bingethinker: If Subby's such a fan of suicide, why is he still around?


He's doing it wrong.
 
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