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(MacRumors)   Apple Genius employees training manual has been leaked. Apparently these fine folks are not allowed to discuss suicide with the customer. Who knew?   (macrumors.com) divider line 68
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2012-08-28 07:26:40 PM  

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hey apple, welcome to Linux, biatches.


Why did I suddenly think of the Badger song?
 
2012-08-28 07:30:03 PM  

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hey apple, welcome to Linux, biatches.

Why did I suddenly think of the Badger song?


m0.mattters.com
 
2012-08-28 07:42:26 PM  
And so have begun...the Code Wars!
 
2012-08-28 07:50:40 PM  
"supported" and "works with" are not synonymous terms. Hopefully the asterisk next to "supported" clarifies that.

I'd be pissed if someone sold me software/hardware that "worked with" my system, only to find out when I need help that it's not "supported." I guess they don't expect the customers to know the difference.
 
2012-08-28 08:01:23 PM  
resources2.news.com.au 

- Are you kidding me?
 
2012-08-28 08:04:16 PM  

exvaxman: Sorta like the arthur androids who would give recent graduates a 24 page guide and tell them that they were now experts in the field. Their nasty death made lots of people happy.


If you're referring to Andersen Consulting, they didn't die off. They spun off under a different name shortly before Arthur Andersen imploded.
 
2012-08-28 08:28:55 PM  

Linux_Yes: in all fairness, they do make great hardware and software. (cheap communist chinese labor helps keeps those profits up)

but they are too much of a closed system for me. to controlling. in some ways, they are more anal retentive than Monopoly$oft.

sure, you pay more, but they give you more than Monopoly$oft. if someone asked me if they should buy windblows or apple (excluding Linux) i'd tell them apple.


If you like Linux over OS X over Windows, why are all your posts case-insensitive?
 
2012-08-28 10:06:05 PM  
Used to work in an Apple Store. Started as a Specialist, moved over into Family Room Specialist pretty quickly. Spent my days talking people through mobile device problems and swapping out bad hardware.

I have never worked with such a passionate, caring, enthusiastic bunch in my entire life. It was right proper amazing. From my regional manager down to the Blueshirts on the floor, everyone that I came into contact with was almost disconcertingly cool (OK, there was that one woman, she and I just had bad chemistry, though) and wonderful to work with. The only reason that I left that job is because I was offered a job for stupid amounts of money in my incredibly specialized career field. If I had the opportunity, I'd hire everyone in my old store in a heartbeat.

The training is comprehensive, and they try to cover as many different scenarios that they can. It was always "do the thing that's right and fair, and always ask yourself, 'Am I truly acting in this customer's best interest. How would I like to be treated this way?'" - The "Fearless Feedback" seems a little wonky at first, but it quickly becomes a great tool for dealing with your coworkers.

I'm sorry that a lot of you are bitter about your Apple experiences and would prefer that we all get raped to sleep by dickwolves. That hasn't been my experience at all
 
2012-08-28 10:11:02 PM  

traylor: [resources2.news.com.au image 650x366] 

- Are you kidding me?


Compared to the general population, she's LESS likely to kill herself. Working at Foxconn significantly cuts suicide risk
 
2012-08-28 11:22:39 PM  

Linux_Yes: Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist)

hey apple, welcome to Linux, biatches.


It's been a while since I've seen this. The seething anger of a ultra right winger in he politics tab encapsulated in a geek thread...

Multiple posts
Less logical every time
Near fanatical love of Linux

Hold on tight folks this thread could get rough...

/linux sucks all hail windows
 
2012-08-28 11:58:47 PM  

Linux_Yes: thank God (Linus Torvalds) for Linux.


Don't even compare the two. I mean, he's good, but he's no Linus Torvalds.
 
2012-08-29 01:49:00 AM  

wild9: I got fired from Apple awhile back for calling them a bunch of crazies here on Fark.


/True Story


You will receive a cease and desist soon.
 
2012-08-29 08:00:36 AM  

Nem Wan: traylor: [resources2.news.com.au image 650x366] 

- Are you kidding me?

Compared to the general population, she's LESS likely to kill herself. Working at Foxconn significantly cuts suicide risk


See? The nets are working.
 
2012-08-29 10:07:32 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Linux_Yes: Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist)

hey apple, welcome to Linux, biatches.

It's been a while since I've seen this. The seething anger of a ultra right winger in he politics tab encapsulated in a geek thread...

Multiple posts
Less logical every time
Near fanatical love of Linux

Hold on tight folks this thread could get rough...

/linux sucks all hail windows


Nah, it's cool LY has been around a long time, and never does any harm - he means well, actually. He just gets kind of worked up about Linux, is all.
 
2012-08-29 07:00:22 PM  

jso2897: Representative of the unwashed masses: Linux_Yes: Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist) Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Sux Sux Sux. snicker (this should get their panties into a twist)

hey apple, welcome to Linux, biatches.

It's been a while since I've seen this. The seething anger of a ultra right winger in he politics tab encapsulated in a geek thread...

Multiple posts
Less logical every time
Near fanatical love of Linux

Hold on tight folks this thread could get rough...

/linux sucks all hail windows

Nah, it's cool LY has been around a long time, and never does any harm - he means well, actually. He just gets kind of worked up about Linux, is all.


Is your entire sentence a euphemism for "he's a yammering nutbag?"
 
2012-08-29 08:52:54 PM  

traylor: [resources2.news.com.au image 650x366] 

- Are you kidding me?


This does nothing to help the old stereotype of the buck toothed Asian.
 
2012-08-30 10:35:07 AM  

InmanRoshi: [www.lifeclever.com image 450x437]

Bro, suicide is not cool. That's something the "squares" and "establishment" do. Not an outside the box thinker who enjoys chillaxing with a grande latte while listening to the new Theivery Corp album.


I read an interview with the guy that plays 'Mac' in those ads. He admits he knows nothing about computers. Talk about type-casting.
 
2012-08-30 06:54:20 PM  
So.... where's the manual?
 
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