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(Breitbart.com)   RNC Backup Plan: Just read Obama's 2008 Plan to Renew America's Promise from the podium   (breitbart.com) divider line 44
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2012-08-28 03:12:45 PM  
Obama promised to do work, and we stopped it! Did you hear that, America? WE STOPPED THE WORK!
 
2012-08-28 03:13:04 PM  
I, a low-down dirty liter, am the second person to write a message in this Breitbart thread. WHAT DOES IT MEAN

/boobies
 
2012-08-28 03:13:27 PM  
DeadMoran.com says wut?
 
2012-08-28 03:14:33 PM  
I don't get it. Are Republicans supposed to be against things Obama said and didn't follow through on? Or in favor of them because Obama has since changed his mind?

Life must be tough for mindless contrarians.
 
2012-08-28 03:15:17 PM  
I would rather Obama be re elected based on promises that he can only keep about 10 percent of the time because of an obstructionist Congress then Romney get everything done that he wants.

Getting some good ideas through is better than getting lots of bad ideas through. Smile center
 
2012-08-28 03:15:19 PM  
So vote for the party that doesn't even try to help you!
 
2012-08-28 03:15:52 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-28 03:16:03 PM  
Didn't they filibuster that plan into uselessness? Oh, wait, that was the Stimulus.

Was it the one that had to be watered down almost to the point of worthlessness in order to pass cloture?.... No, that was the health care reform bill.

Anyway, I'm sure that Obama's 2008 Plan to Renew America's Promise was either killed or hamstrung through filibuster at some point by the GOP-controlled Senate.
 
2012-08-28 03:18:17 PM  
Your blog sucks and its founder is deaaaaad
 
2012-08-28 03:20:34 PM  
I still have no idea what Romney's promise is.
 
2012-08-28 03:23:57 PM  

farkityfarker: I still have no idea what Romney's promise is.


He promises to be a president and do things that presidents do.

What, you want specifics? WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE GOTCHA QUESTIONS?
 
2012-08-28 03:32:20 PM  

farkityfarker: I still have no idea what Romney's promise is.


Someone bring up that horribly simple "Republican Road to Recovery" chart. That's what it probably is.
 
2012-08-28 03:32:45 PM  
Yea, that's an idea.
 
2012-08-28 03:33:02 PM  
I think they should just make that string of jokes that they all find hilarious.

Go from mom jeans to 57 states to TelePrompTer (read from a TelePrompTer, natch), to hope and change, to you didn't build that. Sure fire gold for the undecided.
 
2012-08-28 03:33:18 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: What, you want specifics? WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE GOTCHA QUESTIONS?


It's the liberal libby lie-beral drive-by mainstream gotcha Soros-controlled MSM Trilateral NWO media.
 
2012-08-28 03:33:40 PM  

sprawl15: Obama promised to do work, and we stopped it! Did you hear that, America? WE STOPPED THE WORK!


In this case, I would hope the DNC consisted of Obama reading the same document side by side with a list of what became of the promises in Congress.
 
2012-08-28 03:33:52 PM  
Anything to avoid talking about the GOP platform......that would be political suicide.
 
2012-08-28 03:34:40 PM  

LockeOak: I, a low-down dirty liter, am the second person to write a message in this Breitbart thread. WHAT DOES IT MEAN

/boobies


It means mods greening troll bait and I forgot to check the source.

At this point not only will I not click on a link to breitbart, I'm not interested in clicking on threads on them either. Goes for townhall and double for American Thinker. I like a good debate, but Fark has devolved to trollbate and these threads are the worst. Even the '04 and '08 elections were better for ACTUAL discussion of issues.
 
2012-08-28 03:35:17 PM  
The comments on that page make my head hurt.
 
2012-08-28 03:36:00 PM  
Ooh... maybe they can do the Constitution, too

/maybe they'll understand a word or two, even
//probably not
///deadmoran is still dead
 
2012-08-28 03:37:07 PM  
Any talk about what Obama has or hasn't done is moot until Mitt shows us the plan he has to save the economy other than tax cuts for the rich and ehrmagahd abershons!!
 
2012-08-28 03:37:23 PM  

Mr. Cat Poop: The comments on that page make my head hurt.


Comment from Page: "Thanks God for not making me a criminally insane hysterical traitor pig freak... You know, a democrat!
amen"

Yep, America's brightest.
 
2012-08-28 03:51:11 PM  
"Obama isn't really a socialist after all...VOTE ROMNEY!"
 
2012-08-28 03:53:37 PM  

farkityfarker: I still have no idea what Romney's promise is.


Romney:
I promise not to try not to fark with your mind
I promise not to mind if you go your way and I go mine
I promise not to lie if I'm looking you straight in the eye
I promise not to try not to let you down
 
2012-08-28 03:54:18 PM  

WizardofToast: farkityfarker: I still have no idea what Romney's promise is.

Someone bring up that horribly simple "Republican Road to Recovery" chart. That's what it probably is.


That chart is now considered too detailed.
 
2012-08-28 04:11:49 PM  
Article sounds like it was written by a Pollak.
 
2012-08-28 04:14:43 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: Article sounds like it was written by a Pollak.


Having seen you in awhile. Where have you been? Your snark has been notably absent and missed (by me anyways).
 
2012-08-28 04:15:10 PM  
JUST DIE ALREADY, GODDAMMIT!
 
2012-08-28 04:20:17 PM  

mrshowrules: farkityfarker: I still have no idea what Romney's promise is.

Romney:
I promise not to try not to fark with your mind
I promise not to mind if you go your way and I go mine
I promise not to lie if I'm looking you straight in the eye
I promise not to try not to let you down


He will swallow his pride, he will choke on the rinds
but the lack thereof will leave him empty inside.
Swallow his doubt, turn it inside out...
find nothing but faith in nothing.
Want to put his tender heart in a blender?
Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion?
Rendezvous, then he's through with you.
 
2012-08-28 04:23:49 PM  

mrshowrules: Someone bring up that horribly simple "Republican Road to Recovery" chart. That's what it probably is.

That chart is now considered too detailed.


Wow. I never knew this chart is an official chart in their budget.

washingtonindependent.com
 
2012-08-28 04:24:58 PM  

Elandriel: mrshowrules: farkityfarker: I still have no idea what Romney's promise is.

Romney:
I promise not to try not to fark with your mind
I promise not to mind if you go your way and I go mine
I promise not to lie if I'm looking you straight in the eye
I promise not to try not to let you down

He will swallow his pride, he will choke on the rinds
but the lack thereof will leave him empty inside.
Swallow his doubt, turn it inside out...
find nothing but faith in nothing.
Want to put his tender heart in a blender?
Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion?
Rendezvous, then he's through with you.


That verse seems much more appropriate.
 
2012-08-28 04:25:14 PM  

sprawl15: Obama promised to do work, and we stopped it! Did you hear that, America? WE STOPPED THE WORK!


we who?
0bama had control of the house and senate for two years and a loving and fawning media for three.
he had really high ratings for approval and likeability.
He even got a Nobel Peace Prize.

He squandered all of that with his lack of leadership and bad ideas.
 
2012-08-28 04:27:39 PM  

farkityfarker: I still have no idea what Romney's promise is.


Step 1: Tax cuts for the rich
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit.
 
2012-08-28 04:32:44 PM  

Amdam: Any talk about what Obama has or hasn't done is moot until Mitt shows us the plan he has to save the economy other than tax cuts for the rich and ehrmagahd abershons!!


I'm confused. Tax cuts for the rich and stopping abortions IS their economic recovery plan.
 
2012-08-28 04:50:58 PM  
tenpoundsofcheese:

img209.imageshack.us
we who?
0bama had control of the house and senate for two years and a loving and fawning media for three.
he had really high ratings for approval and likeability.
He even got a Nobel Peace Prize.

He squandered all of that with his lack of leadership and bad ideas.

img849.imageshack.us

Its official then? That's the line you're going with?

Could you list the things he lacked leadership in, and his bad ideas...

Oh before I go, you sound tired. It's gona be a long 4 years.
 
2012-08-28 05:57:41 PM  
And if they have everyone in the crowd all chant "NO!" after every sentence, they'll have perfectly recreated reality!
 
2012-08-28 05:57:58 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: senate for two years


It was like 2 months in reality.
 
2012-08-28 06:01:36 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: 0bama had control of the house and senate for two years


Just how farking stupid are you? Obama had a 60 seat majority in the Senate for all of 4 months. Man your mom must have really been hitting the pipe when you were in utero.
 
2012-08-28 07:00:35 PM  

crab66: [i.imgur.com image 368x360]


Well thanks for ruining this piece of bread with Nutella.
 
2012-08-28 07:04:17 PM  
Obama's backup plan is to play all the tapes from the Republicans primaries when all the candidates destroyed each other.
 
2012-08-28 07:51:31 PM  
So basically, read the Obama plan and then say "You didn't build that"
 
2012-08-28 09:22:02 PM  
Obama's 50 billion dollar stimulus to families didn't happen because there probably wasn't money for it after Bush's 700 billion stimulus package for banks, which this article evidently blames Obama for.
 
2012-08-28 11:31:35 PM  
Except when the Republicans say they will restore prosperity they actually mean it. As opposed to passing a trillion dollar slush fund for unions and giving out government money to your campaign supporters.
 
2012-08-29 08:20:12 AM  

Citrate1007: Mr. Cat Poop: The comments on that page make my head hurt.

Comment from Page: "Thanks God for not making me a criminally insane hysterical traitor pig freak... You know, a democrat!
amen"

Yep, America's brightest.


That's the one. I like the subtext that political affiliation isn't a choice but predetermined by god. Unlike sexual orientation.
 
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