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(National Review)   Hey, where did all the Republicans go? "They're in their bunks"   (nationalreview.com) divider line 124
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2012-08-28 01:01:56 PM
Yeah, right. That's gonna happen.
 
2012-08-28 01:04:58 PM
Ready your jizz mops, National Review Online commenters; Rich Lowry's not gonna stop until you look like Randy Marsh.
 
2012-08-28 01:08:35 PM
Why not? All the other Republican female speakers, while full of shiat, aren't on the level of Palin.

Even Sher Valenzuela

What's her deal? The founder of First State Manufacturing who is currently running for office in Delaware. She'll be delivering a speech around the theme "WE BUILT THIS," which is a rip on a quote of Obama's on the role of government in helping businesses get established. Except rather than repudiating the President's maligned assertion - derp - Valenzuela's business received more than $2 million in federal loans and over $15 million in government contracts over the years. Also over the course of her "self-made" company's existence: emergency aid from the government, being declared a Socially Disadvantaged Business Enterprise thanks to Valenzuela's status as a Latina woman business owner.


Link
 
2012-08-28 01:11:27 PM
"To Be Announced" has a prime speaking slot late in the Thursday program.

Please let it be 'Generic Republican'. Please, please, please.

/Alternately Zell Miller has prolly gotten even crazier than he was the last time he went to a GOP DerpCon so that option would be a total hoot.

It's not gonna be Sister Sarah, fanbois, so just relax.

Go back to pasting pics of her head over the centerfold of GILFs Monthly or whatever it is you sickos do. 

"Hologram Reagan a la Tupac?"

Why not just use the Tupac Holo?

The GOP DerpCon aint nothing but a gangsta party, anyways.
 
2012-08-28 01:13:50 PM
Dear lord please let it be Ted Nugent.
 
2012-08-28 01:14:23 PM
Probably not this guy, though it would be fitting if it were:

floppingaces.net
 
2012-08-28 01:14:45 PM
She'll get halfway through the speech, and then quit.
 
2012-08-28 01:19:34 PM
The Republicans have a mystery speaker going on Thursday? The info will probably leak out by tomorrow morning.
 
2012-08-28 01:30:54 PM
"One of these things is not like the other, most of these things are kinda the same . . ."

No one ever sang that on Sesame Street. The line is "One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong," you farking hack.
 
2012-08-28 01:34:07 PM
Lieberman?

No, right? That'd be crazy . . . right?
 
2012-08-28 01:34:59 PM
I wondered if they could/would do a Reagan hologram.
 
2012-08-28 01:37:19 PM

Endrick: I wondered if they could/would do a Reagan hologram.


That is the only thing that would be better than Ted Nugent.

I change my request to this.
 
2012-08-28 01:39:26 PM
Perhaps it's the Angel Moroni.
 
2012-08-28 01:46:34 PM
Let's see -- a candidate with no charisma, a veep who delivered no bump, so CLEARLY the best way to energize the base is to put a grifter on stage who'll do nothing but try to sell her patented Jesus Freedom Tonic (removes Kenyanism with a single dose! Good fer what ails ya, you betcha).

Given their campaign skill so far, this is a lock. Unless they put up Palin and Paul and have them debate: "Freedom or FREEDOM? Which is freer?"
 
2012-08-28 01:51:06 PM
So, what are the odds on it being Palin?
 
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2012-08-28 01:53:20 PM

Cyberluddite: Perhaps it's the Angel Moroni.


Someone needs to make magic underwear with "Romney/Ryan 2012" logos all over it...
 
2012-08-28 01:54:40 PM
In other news, Scott Brown has decided to skip the whole thing, because his party is an embarrassment Link and won't get him a single vote in Massachusetts.
 
2012-08-28 01:55:28 PM
 
2012-08-28 01:55:31 PM
It's not her. She doesn't posses the restraint to keep it quiet.
 
2012-08-28 01:55:46 PM
My wishlist:

1. Reagan Hologram
2. Ted Nugent
3. Glenn Beck
4. Jon Voight
5. Sarah Palin
 
2012-08-28 01:56:09 PM
I hope the media picks up on this and runs with the idea that Palin will be at the podium on Thursday, that way when anyone else appears it will be seen as a let down.

In the unlikely event it is is Palin then the country will get the treat of listening to her bloviate like a crazy person for twenty minutes and I'm sure that'll help Romney.
 
2012-08-28 01:56:30 PM

what_now: In other news, Scott Brown has decided to skip the whole thing, because his party is an embarrassment Link and won't get him a single vote in Massachusetts.


"She said that was preventing him from showing up at the national gathering of Republicans until Thursday - not any effort to distance himself from the more controversial factions of his own party."

AKA, the rest of the party.
 
2012-08-28 01:57:35 PM

what_now: welp.

I mangled that.

In other news, Scott Brown has decided to skip the whole thing, because his party is an embarrassment and won't get him a single vote in Massachusetts.


"not going" won't make him any less responsible for explaining away whatever nonsense the party spews there.
 
2012-08-28 01:57:58 PM

I Said: My wishlist:

1. Reagan Hologram
2. Ted Nugent
3. Glenn Beck
4. Jon Voight
5. Sarah Palin


No Victoria Jackson?
 
2012-08-28 02:00:57 PM
It's better than that. The mystery speaker is Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev, the gold medal winning Soviet dressage horse, who defeated Rafalca in the Olympics after "accidentally" murdering her friend Corndog, the midwestern dressage horse. Konstantin Pavlovich will defect to America and endorse Romney after admitting that the Soviets forced him to use performance enhancing drugs in the Olympics.

i194.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-28 02:01:14 PM

I Said: My wishlist:

1. Reagan Hologram
2. Ted Nugent
3. Glenn Beck
4. Jon Voight
5. Sarah Palin


The Reagan hologram would be booed off the stage as a liberal.
 
2012-08-28 02:01:55 PM

quatchi: I Said: My wishlist:

1. Reagan Hologram
2. Ted Nugent
3. Glenn Beck
4. Jon Voight
5. Sarah Palin

No Victoria Jackson?


She's in the next 5

6. Victoria Jackson
7. Stephen Baldwin
8. A bowl of tapioca
9. Rev. Wright (who will be hailed as a hero for speaking against Obama)
10. An empty podium with a single spotlight on it to signify all who couldn't be there, people who died under Obama's reign of terror.
 
2012-08-28 02:02:29 PM

quatchi: I Said: My wishlist:

1. Reagan Hologram
2. Ted Nugent
3. Glenn Beck
4. Jon Voight
5. Sarah Palin

No Victoria Jackson?


Maybe they were able to reschedule The Donald.
 
2012-08-28 02:03:20 PM
Gotta admit, Reagan hologram would be pretty cool.
 
2012-08-28 02:03:27 PM
I'd like to see a hologram of Reagan fellating Malcolm X.

The simultaneous revulsion, rage, and titillation among that crowd would make their brains literally explode.
 
2012-08-28 02:10:44 PM

vernonFL: Gotta admit, Reagan hologram would be pretty cool.


And it would be doubly cool if they go with the hologram but someone hacks in and replaces it with the Abraham Lincoln speech from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
 
2012-08-28 02:14:22 PM
How about a hologram of Paul Revere ringin' his bells and shootin' his guns and warnin' the British that they won't be violatin' our 2nd amendment rights?
 
2012-08-28 02:21:22 PM

I Said: quatchi: I Said: My wishlist:

1. Reagan Hologram
2. Ted Nugent
3. Glenn Beck
4. Jon Voight
5. Sarah Palin

No Victoria Jackson?

She's in the next 5

6. Victoria Jackson
7. Stephen Baldwin
8. A bowl of tapioca
9. Rev. Wright (who will be hailed as a hero for speaking against Obama)
10. An empty podium with a single spotlight on it to signify all who couldn't be there, people who died under Obama's reign of terror.


11. Rafalca
12. Kirk Cameron
13. Maggie Thatcher
14. David Duke
15. Ted Haggard
 
2012-08-28 02:35:49 PM
My guess: Paul Ryan in a Mallard Fillmore costume.
 
2012-08-28 02:36:18 PM

vernonFL: Gotta admit, Reagan hologram would be pretty cool.


that's totally what they're going to do. bank on it.
 
2012-08-28 02:40:33 PM
Wait.... they're in Florida... they need to make a big splash.... it's Tim Tebow!
 
2012-08-28 02:41:34 PM

JerseyTim: Wait.... they're in Florida... they need to make a big splash.... it's Tim Tebow!


Holy sh*t. I didn't even consider that.

That's a distinct possibility.
 
2012-08-28 02:42:29 PM

JerseyTim: My guess: Paul Ryan in a Mallard Fillmore costume.


I am seriously, legitimately alarmed at the fact that I haven't thought of Mallard Fillmore in like 3 years and this is the third mention of it I've seen today.
 
2012-08-28 02:44:23 PM

FlashHarry: vernonFL: Gotta admit, Reagan hologram would be pretty cool.

that's totally what they're going to do. bank on it.


Only if he's doing this (also acceptable: his greeting video from the 80s Cafe in Back to the Future II.)
 
2012-08-28 02:47:37 PM

JerseyTim: Wait.... they're in Florida... they need to make a big splash.... it's Tim Tebow!


Yes, please do bring the spotlight back on abortion.

Nothing would surprise me at this point.
 
2012-08-28 02:48:23 PM

sigdiamond2000: JerseyTim: Wait.... they're in Florida... they need to make a big splash.... it's Tim Tebow!

Holy sh*t. I didn't even consider that.

That's a distinct possibility.


I doubt his agenst/the NFL want him anywhere near politics right now.
 
2012-08-28 02:49:03 PM
i hope it's a woman that carried her rape baby to term and later married her rapist because she realized that she had been in love with him the whole time.
 
2012-08-28 02:59:34 PM

thomps: i hope it's a woman that carried her rape baby to term and later married her rapist because she realized that she had been in love with him the whole time.


lulz. i could see this too.
 
2012-08-28 03:01:18 PM
It's the chick from Roe v Wade who was for abortion before she was against it.
 
2012-08-28 03:16:37 PM
Hologram Jesus
 
2012-08-28 03:26:10 PM

PreMortem: Hologram Jesus


We ran out of water stains and toast?
 
2012-08-28 03:28:27 PM

Diogenes: PreMortem: Hologram Jesus

We ran out of water stains and toast?


toast jesus was a little too brown for my liking. let's stick to hologram jesus.
 
2012-08-28 03:30:53 PM
I'm putting my vote in for Holo-Reagan.
 
2012-08-28 03:33:29 PM
Surprise Guest

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Sexy Chicken who likes to get farked all night long.
 
2012-08-28 03:40:20 PM
If it's Palin or Nugent, it will be GOLDEN.

/honestly guessing that Obama impersonator comedian
 
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