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(Huffington Post)   Rush Limbaugh: "Obama tampered with Hurricane Isaac maps in order to make the GOP cancel the first night of the convention." Obama: "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling dittoheads"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 171
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2012-08-28 12:48:49 PM
Funny headline subby!
 
2012-08-28 12:53:08 PM
Limbaugh is getting more and more paranoid every day. it kind of makes me think he's back to taking drugs again.
 
2012-08-28 12:53:45 PM
There is literally nothing in the entire universe that republicans won't blame on Obama. It's one of the most amazingly well developed cultures of pathetic victimhood to exist
 
2012-08-28 12:53:48 PM
"What could be better for the Democrats than the Republicans to cancel a day of this?"

The republican convention lasting until election day.
 
2012-08-28 12:54:35 PM
Must have taken a Saturn 5 booster to get his fat ass over that shark
 
2012-08-28 12:55:25 PM
"What could be better for the Democrats than the Republicans to cancel a day of this?" 
 
Rush Limbaugh exploding into a mushroom cloud of French Onion Soup.
 
2012-08-28 12:55:49 PM
Someone ate all the pickles I have at work and it also coincides with the Operation Righteous Storm.

Is there nothing this Quasi-Socialist-Commie-Nazi won't do to ruin everything?
 
2012-08-28 12:56:31 PM

Aarontology: There is literally nothing in the entire universe that republicans won't blame on Obama. It's one of the most amazingly well developed cultures of pathetic victimhood to exist


B b b b Bush...
 
2012-08-28 12:56:35 PM

EnviroDude: Funny headline subby!


Citation needed.
 
2012-08-28 01:01:12 PM

kronicfeld: EnviroDude: Funny headline subby!

Citation needed.


i lol'ed
 
2012-08-28 01:01:30 PM
It's getting to the point that the tinfoil hat crowd are the majority of republicans.
 
2012-08-28 01:04:11 PM

Aarontology: There is literally nothing in the entire universe that republicans won't blame on Obama. It's one of the most amazingly well developed cultures of pathetic victimhood to exist


and the best part? they believe themselves to be Ayn Rand 'John Galt' supermen.
 
2012-08-28 01:05:48 PM
Wait until he finds out that the hurricane track was forecast based on the GFS which is the big American model, AND the ECMWF, which is the big, socialist European model.
 
2012-08-28 01:07:13 PM

EnviroDude: i lol'ed


I have to admit that technically qualifies, even if it is anecdotal.
 
2012-08-28 01:16:19 PM

kronicfeld: EnviroDude: i lol'ed

I have to admit that technically qualifies, even if it is anecdotal.


Here is hoping the rest of your day is filled with things that will easily amuse you as they do me.
 
2012-08-28 01:18:33 PM
Rush Limbaugh is the world's highest paid troll.
 
2012-08-28 01:23:18 PM
He went on to note that the Hurricane Center that monitors such things is "the regime," as he put it. "It's the government. It's Obama."

Rush Limbaugh is a lying liar who tells lies.

/He's also fat and mentally unbalanced due to years of abusing hillbilly heroin.

I'm telling you, it's unbelievable!"

Pretty much everything Rush tells people is unbelievable.
 
2012-08-28 01:23:51 PM
I said when this thing was first announced that...

A) There would be light rain in Tampa

B) The media would build it up as the storm of the century as they always do

C) Republicans would shiat themselves like they do about everything

D) Governor Scott would back out of the convention that he wasn't even invited to in order to spend more time with his cache of Kryptonite

E) Republicans will blame everyone but themselves because choosing the location for their convention in the gulf coast during hurricane season was completely logical

...but I didn't predict Rush's comments. Because my psychic powers can't read that much farking derp.
 
2012-08-28 01:25:38 PM
With Pres. Obama having access to HARRP, Chemtrails and various earthquake machines perhaps ol' Rushbo is on to something.

I doubt we'd be able to prove it without the use of an Area 51 mercury vortex powered craft, but I think we all know Obama would absolutely do this type of thing, given that Obama also has access to Jump Gate Technology.

Now, why wouldn't Obama just let the Hurricane hit Tampa and disrupt the RNC? Unless the real target was in fact NOLA. Tampa was always a decoy and this was a perfect time to draw attention away.

Why NOLA? Because of it's history with France. French President Francois Hollande's honeymoon with bond investors may be ending, meaning this Hurricane is a metaphor and a message to France.

"Get with the program or get Hurricaned."
 
2012-08-28 01:27:08 PM

Mugato: I said when this thing was first announced that...

A) There would be light rain in Tampa

B) The media would build it up as the storm of the century as they always do

C) Republicans would shiat themselves like they do about everything

D) Governor Scott would back out of the convention that he wasn't even invited to in order to spend more time with his cache of Kryptonite

E) Republicans will blame everyone but themselves because choosing the location for their convention in the gulf coast during hurricane season was completely logical

...but I didn't predict Rush's comments. Because my psychic powers can't read that much farking derp.


apparently there are even places the Kwisatz Haderach cannot look
 
2012-08-28 01:30:46 PM

Aarontology: There is literally nothing in the entire universe that republicans won't blame on Obama. It's one of the most amazingly well developed cultures of pathetic victimhood to exist


And while Limbaugh is doing schtick (such as it is), the morans eat it up. Pablum for their souls.

Limbaugh is a troublemaker. And he doesn't care what damage he does as long as his ego and wallet are padded.
 
2012-08-28 01:30:46 PM
"What could be better for the Democrats than the Republicans to cancel a day of this?"

People paying attention to what the Republicans are actually saying?
 
2012-08-28 01:31:40 PM

mrshowrules: apparently there are even places the Kwisatz Haderach cannot look


ROFLMAO

Bravo!
 
2012-08-28 01:35:53 PM
/facepalm

You guys werent kidding. GOP base is becoming more insane by the day
 
2012-08-28 01:36:50 PM

James!: "What could be better for the Democrats than the Republicans to cancel a day of this?" 
 
Rush Limbaugh exploding into a mushroom cloud of French Onion Soup.


What that would look like
 
2012-08-28 01:38:11 PM

cman: /facepalm

You guys werent kidding. GOP base is becoming more insane by the day


How are you able to keep identifying yourself as one?
 
2012-08-28 01:39:09 PM

Mugato: I said when this thing was first announced that...

A) There would be light rain in Tampa

B) The media would build it up as the storm of the century as they always do

C) Republicans would shiat themselves like they do about everything

D) Governor Scott would back out of the convention that he wasn't even invited to in order to spend more time with his cache of Kryptonite

E) Republicans will blame everyone but themselves because choosing the location for their convention in the gulf coast during hurricane season was completely logical

...but I didn't predict Rush's comments. Because my psychic powers can't read that much farking derp.


Wow. My thoughts too. I could see where the track initially changed and the local guy on WTOL disagreed with the Tampa track on several occasions even to the point of correcting the teleprompter. I am not surprised about the coverage or reaction at all on any front.
 
2012-08-28 01:39:54 PM

ourbigdumbmouth: With Pres. Obama having access to HARRP, Chemtrails and various earthquake machines perhaps ol' Rushbo is on to something.

I doubt we'd be able to prove it without the use of an Area 51 mercury vortex powered craft, but I think we all know Obama would absolutely do this type of thing, given that Obama also has access to Jump Gate Technology.

Now, why wouldn't Obama just let the Hurricane hit Tampa and disrupt the RNC? Unless the real target was in fact NOLA. Tampa was always a decoy and this was a perfect time to draw attention away.

Why NOLA? Because of it's history with France. French President Francois Hollande's honeymoon with bond investors may be ending, meaning this Hurricane is a metaphor and a message to France.

"Get with the program or get Hurricaned."


If we could reroute auxiliary power from Aurora's scramjets to the broussard collectors it may be possible to create an anti-tachyon wave that could push the storm wherever we want to.
 
2012-08-28 01:41:36 PM

Krymson Tyde: cman: /facepalm

You guys werent kidding. GOP base is becoming more insane by the day

How are you able to keep identifying yourself as one?


I dont. I am a right-wing libertarian.
 
2012-08-28 01:51:20 PM

Mugato: Republicans will blame everyone but themselves because choosing the location for their convention in the gulf coast during hurricane season was completely logical


In the span of about 12 hours, NRO blamed the liberal pussification of America, the fraudulent National Weather Service, and the mainstream MSM media for the cancellation of Day One RNC activities.
 
2012-08-28 01:53:21 PM

mr_bunny: ourbigdumbmouth: With Pres. Obama having access to HARRP, Chemtrails and various earthquake machines perhaps ol' Rushbo is on to something.

I doubt we'd be able to prove it without the use of an Area 51 mercury vortex powered craft, but I think we all know Obama would absolutely do this type of thing, given that Obama also has access to Jump Gate Technology.

Now, why wouldn't Obama just let the Hurricane hit Tampa and disrupt the RNC? Unless the real target was in fact NOLA. Tampa was always a decoy and this was a perfect time to draw attention away.

Why NOLA? Because of it's history with France. French President Francois Hollande's honeymoon with bond investors may be ending, meaning this Hurricane is a metaphor and a message to France.

"Get with the program or get Hurricaned."

If we could reroute auxiliary power from Aurora's scramjets to the broussard collectors it may be possible to create an anti-tachyon wave that could push the storm wherever we want to.


That's dangerous, illogical and could get everyone killed. It's crazy, but maybe crazy enough to work. I like your style.
 
2012-08-28 01:56:29 PM

sigdiamond2000: Mugato: Republicans will blame everyone but themselves because choosing the location for their convention in the gulf coast during hurricane season was completely logical

In the span of about 12 hours, NRO blamed the liberal pussification of America, the fraudulent National Weather Service, and the mainstream MSM media for the cancellation of Day One RNC activities.


That's not rain, it's flying spittle

/but it is torrential
 
2012-08-28 01:57:41 PM
Why the fark is this miserable piece of shiat still alive? How has he not overdosed yet, much less anything else that could have happened to him?
 
2012-08-28 01:57:49 PM
My uncle dabbles in the tourism industry in his small beach town. He thinks weather forecasts should be illegal. There are so many days where they say it's going to rain, or be windy, or whatever and people don't come down to the beach. Then by 11am it's sunny and warm, but these people have already decided against going to the beach.

I think he has a point.
 
2012-08-28 01:57:56 PM
I guess Oxycontin lowers the IQ just like weed
 
2012-08-28 01:58:12 PM

cman: GOP base is becoming more insane by the day


And get this, I've been saying that for years.
 
2012-08-28 01:58:41 PM
All Hail Rush, King of the Retards!
 
2012-08-28 01:59:09 PM

sigdiamond2000: Mugato: Republicans will blame everyone but themselves because choosing the location for their convention in the gulf coast during hurricane season was completely logical

In the span of about 12 hours, NRO blamed the liberal pussification of America, the fraudulent National Weather Service, and the mainstream MSM media for the cancellation of Day One RNC activities.


Have they considered blaming Republicans?

Party of personal responsibility strikes again.
 
2012-08-28 02:01:00 PM

GAT_00: Why the fark is this miserable piece of shiat still alive? How has he not overdosed yet, much less anything else that could have happened to him?


Thats a bit extreme, even for you.

Check your Ultrafark email.
 
2012-08-28 02:01:20 PM
Obama must be on CPT with the weather machine, because Isaac just got upgrade to hurricane status.
 
2012-08-28 02:06:01 PM

Diogenes: Obama must be on CPT with the weather machine, because Isaac just got upgrade to hurricane status.


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OM NOM NOM
 
2012-08-28 02:16:12 PM

GAT_00: Diogenes: Obama must be on CPT with the weather machine, because Isaac just got upgrade to hurricane status.

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OM NOM NOM


Still not as fat, ugly, and capable of damage as Rush.
 
2012-08-28 02:24:37 PM
I'm listening to Rush right now and it is pretty entertaining in combination with this thread.
 
2012-08-28 02:27:42 PM

violentsalvation: I'm listening to Rush right now and it is pretty entertaining in combination with this thread.


Why would you choose to do that? I mean seriously, what can you get out of listening to him besides high blood pressure?
 
2012-08-28 02:30:59 PM

GAT_00: violentsalvation: I'm listening to Rush right now and it is pretty entertaining in combination with this thread.

Why would you choose to do that? I mean seriously, what can you get out of listening to him besides high blood pressure?


I'm extremely bored and this thread inspired me to see what he is talking about today (pretty much the same thing). But now I actually have some work I need to do so I gotta turn him off. So in other words, small doses.
 
2012-08-28 02:31:41 PM

GAT_00: violentsalvation: I'm listening to Rush right now and it is pretty entertaining in combination with this thread.

Why would you choose to do that? I mean seriously, what can you get out of listening to him besides high blood pressure?


For the same reason that I listen to Alex Jones: to make fun of him

/Check your Ultrafarkmail
 
2012-08-28 02:38:22 PM

violentsalvation: GAT_00: violentsalvation: I'm listening to Rush right now and it is pretty entertaining in combination with this thread.

Why would you choose to do that? I mean seriously, what can you get out of listening to him besides high blood pressure?

I'm extremely bored and this thread inspired me to see what he is talking about today (pretty much the same thing). But now I actually have some work I need to do so I gotta turn him off. So in other words, small doses.


You should try Alex Jones. He's hysterical.
 
2012-08-28 02:44:09 PM

violentsalvation: GAT_00: violentsalvation: I'm listening to Rush right now and it is pretty entertaining in combination with this thread.

Why would you choose to do that? I mean seriously, what can you get out of listening to him besides high blood pressure?

I'm extremely bored and this thread inspired me to see what he is talking about today (pretty much the same thing). But now I actually have some work I need to do so I gotta turn him off. So in other words, small doses.


I don't see why we bother so much. We can just have a daily thread with the headline "Rush Limbaugh said some stupid, bigoted shiat today" and it will always be true.
 
2012-08-28 02:48:03 PM

Aarontology: There is literally nothing in the entire universe that republicans Democrats won't blame on Obama George W. Bush. It's one of the most amazingly well developed cultures of pathetic victimhood to exist


FTFY
 
2012-08-28 02:54:54 PM
Oh yeah, and what happened to all the Libtards that were absolutely 100% beyond a shadow of a doubt metaphysically certain that Rush was going to go off the air and get cancelled within a month of losing his sponsors? What happened to that?
 
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