FARK.com: (7293312) *Attention NYC tourists*- Do not get into a fight with a homeless guy on crutches, because he'll most likely use it as a weapon. Also, a police barricade is not a good weapon for defense

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		Attention NYC tourists- Do not get into a fight with a homeless guy on crutches, because he'll most likely use it as a weapon. Also, a police barricade is not a good weapon for defense (strangebeaver.com)		37
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Krymson Tyde		2012-08-28 12:10:19 PM

Cripple fight?

Sybarite		2012-08-28 12:14:07 PM

Now there's a fight that needs Star Wars music and sound effects.

Ennuipoet		2012-08-28 12:31:28 PM

RevBigfoot		2012-08-28 12:33:27 PM

Sybarite: Now there's a fight that needs Star Wars music and sound effects.

Or do some light saber editing

Dr.Knockboots		2012-08-28 01:13:49 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

For those that have the link blocked.. but Youtube open (my company blocked the site for Streaming Media)
Link

minoridiot		2012-08-28 01:33:50 PM

Now the lazy bum has to steal a new pair of crutches.

jaylectricity		2012-08-28 01:55:33 PM

Ennuipoet: [freeversephotography.com image 616x370]

In this day and age people still haven't figured out how to hold their screens in the same direction of every TV screen they've ever seen.

LeroyBourne		2012-08-28 03:15:39 PM

I thought there was an armed cop on every block in ts to protect the white people while they spend their money.

rudemix		2012-08-28 03:16:55 PM

It's the rare 'Wow, I could probably take either one of those guys!' fights. I think I watch too much fighting stuff at worldstar. Streetfights never looked scarier to me.

brap		2012-08-28 03:21:21 PM

Every day there seems to be another pair of lunatics beating each other senseless. It really sucks working in that area.

crab66		2012-08-28 03:21:23 PM

LeroyBourne: I thought there was an armed cop on every block in ts to protect the white people while they spend their money.

The cops are little skittish after shooting so many innocent people last time.

SirDigbyChickenCaesar		2012-08-28 03:34:40 PM

Respect me mutha....or I will beat you with your crutches.

/that dude moved pretty well without them.

ThurmanMerman		2012-08-28 03:41:34 PM

Crutch duelling should be an Olympic sport.

What_Would_Jimi_Do		2012-08-28 04:14:52 PM

he sure did move around pretty well without the crutches.

What_Would_Jimi_Do		2012-08-28 04:15:35 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: /that dude moved pretty well without them.

didn't see your post until after . well said

Headso		2012-08-28 04:50:55 PM

wtf, whenever I have had to go through that area there are like a brazillion cops.. crazy that it went on for so long

Mikey1969		2012-08-28 05:31:46 PM

jaylectricity: Ennuipoet: [freeversephotography.com image 616x370]

In this day and age people still haven't figured out how to hold their screens in the same direction of every TV screen they've ever seen.

Yeah, they are too stupid to figure out that it cuts like 2/3 out of what people can see.

Mikey1969		2012-08-28 05:34:45 PM

I swear it looked like the homeless guy has crutch-dueled before. He was doing much better than fatty.

ltdanman44		2012-08-28 05:34:47 PM

PLEASE LET THERE BE A LIGHT SABER EDIT

Ed Finnerty		2012-08-28 06:04:12 PM

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE fully functional leg!

Ianman		2012-08-28 06:37:07 PM

LesserEvil		2012-08-28 06:38:08 PM

Mikey1969: jaylectricity: Ennuipoet: [freeversephotography.com image 616x370]

In this day and age people still haven't figured out how to hold their screens in the same direction of every TV screen they've ever seen.

Yeah, they are too stupid to figure out that it cuts like 2/3 out of what people can see.

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Also, the homeless guy didn't look like he actually needed the crutches.

candiru.fish		2012-08-28 07:14:43 PM

OK help me out, which one is the bum and which one is the tourist?

Darkraven		2012-08-28 07:38:29 PM

/obscure

Tillmaster		2012-08-28 08:07:42 PM

Darkraven: [www.moviezen.com image 180x255]

/obscure

If you're going to post that, here's my contribution:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec0clERjQ5A

chewielouie		2012-08-28 10:52:28 PM

The circle is now complete.

mrbach		2012-08-29 12:12:01 AM

If the NYPD intervened we would have dozens of gunshot victims to deal with. Best to let them duel it out.

Balchinian		2012-08-29 01:05:25 AM

Is it just me, or does everyone else here think that the most handicapped person involved is the Submitter, who can't even figure out simple farking verb agreement?

styckx		2012-08-29 07:05:33 AM

Balchinian: Is it just me, or does everyone else here think that the most handicapped person involved is the Submitter, who can't even figure out simple farking verb agreement?

You realize how farking retarded you sound right? Who the fark walks into a thread on the internet pointing out `verb agreement' flaws.. Jesus christ..

abhorrent1		2012-08-29 08:25:26 AM

What makes you think it was a tourist, subby? Only a new yorker would be a big enough asshole to beat up a handicapped, homeless guy.

ThisIsntMe		2012-08-29 09:02:45 AM

ltdanman44: PLEASE LET THERE BE A LIGHT SABER EDIT

Link

StoPPeRmobile		2012-08-29 12:35:34 PM

jaylectricity: Ennuipoet: [freeversephotography.com image 616x370]

In this day and age people still haven't figured out how to hold their screens in the same direction of every TV screen they've ever seen.

Vertical videos are awesome on vertical displays.

Just saying.

chewielouie		2012-08-29 01:00:30 PM

ThisIsntMe: ltdanman44: PLEASE LET THERE BE A LIGHT SABER EDIT

Link

Magnificent.

falcon176		2012-08-29 01:24:17 PM

I liked when the other guy went and got the other crutch

AiryAnne		2012-08-29 03:42:15 PM

Comments about editing Star Wars and holding the camera stupidly cover both the comment and complaint I came to make.

Lonestar		2012-08-29 04:03:16 PM

Headso: wtf, whenever I have had to go through that area there are like a brazillion cops.. crazy that it went on for so long

There is actual work to be done. No wonder there is no cop in sight. "Opps a fight, lets get in coffee break."

ApeShaft		2012-08-31 08:26:13 AM

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