If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Wonkette)   Ladies and Gentlemen, Victoria Jackson is back. And this time she's totally non-racistly concerned about Obama's black genetic predisposition to tyranny   (wonkette.com) divider line 76
    More: Fail, genetic predisposition, the first 48, Quiznos, traffic cone, street people, wierd al  
•       •       •

2593 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Aug 2012 at 12:43 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



76 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-08-28 11:44:31 AM
virtually any Negro in the world could be Barack Obama's godless Muslim father.

And that would matter...how?
 
2012-08-28 11:55:22 AM
If you think that's disturbing don't forget that somewhere, right at this second, someone is wrapping a Sarah 2012 tightly around his neck and furiously fapping to that video.
 
2012-08-28 11:56:00 AM
A Sarah 2012 t-shirt. Wrapping Sarah 2012 around your neck wouldn't do the most important thing -- keep her from talking.
 
2012-08-28 11:59:33 AM
He's a communist because his mom and dad were communists, but we don't know who his dad is, and he was raised by his grandparents when his mom abandoned him, and he's a communist because he attended a Unitarian church, but he's not a Christian because his idea of Christianity is not the biblical definition of Christianity and we need to return to God like our right-wing Christian founders on her button wanted: Jefferson, Franklin and Washington.

This is what the Tea Party actually believes.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-28 12:04:59 PM
I've always been amazed that the GOP doesn't try to distance themselves from her. I understand that Palin appeals to the rednecks, but who does Jackson appeal to? She makes Palin look intelligent.
 
2012-08-28 12:14:17 PM
She should pay more attention to Timothy 2:12.
 
2012-08-28 12:14:31 PM

what_now: virtually any Negro in the world could be Barack Obama's godless Muslim father.

And that would matter...how?


I was so hoping that was an actual quote.
 
2012-08-28 12:17:41 PM

vpb: I've always been amazed that the GOP doesn't try to distance themselves from her. I understand that Palin appeals to the rednecks, but who does Jackson appeal to? She makes Palin look intelligent.


I disagree, she's nuttier but she speaks more clearly. I think Palin still comes off as much dumber.
 
2012-08-28 12:20:28 PM
www.stomptokyo.com
 
2012-08-28 12:45:08 PM
Wierd Al looks ripped
 
2012-08-28 12:45:28 PM

what_now: virtually any Negro in the world could be Barack Obama's godless Muslim father.

And that would matter...how?


You don't understand one (or both of those words) because they don't go together
 
2012-08-28 12:47:52 PM
"A dictatorship would be a lot easier." - Texas Governor George W. Bush, July 1998
"If this was a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I am the dictator." - President-Elect George W. Bush, December 2000
"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." - President George W. Bush, July 2001
 
2012-08-28 12:50:40 PM

impaler: He's a communist because his mom and dad were communists, but we don't know who his dad is ...


Did an at least semi-functional brain make this statement. Was she doing a headstand and experiencing a red-out at the time?
 
2012-08-28 12:51:02 PM

vpb: who does Jackson appeal to?


UHF fanbois.

Don't you know the dewey decimal system.
 
2012-08-28 12:53:21 PM

vpb: I've always been amazed that the GOP doesn't try to distance themselves from her. I understand that Palin appeals to the rednecks, but who does Jackson appeal to? She makes Palin look intelligent.


i1198.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-28 12:53:36 PM
I can't wait for a few certain Farkers to explain how this isn't racist and how it's totally not about race at all.
 
2012-08-28 12:55:38 PM
I continue to maintain my belief that Victoria is immersed in the greatest troll of all time.

I sincerely believe she's making a play to take the crown from Kaufman(Long May He Rustle The Jimmies).
 
2012-08-28 12:58:25 PM

Infernalist: I continue to maintain my belief that Victoria is immersed in the greatest troll of all time.

I sincerely believe she's making a play to take the crown from Kaufman(Long May He Rustle The Jimmies).


This. She keeps trying to be too outrageous, but apparently she still hasn't found the limit yet.
 
2012-08-28 01:02:01 PM

Infernalist: I continue to maintain my belief that Victoria is immersed in the greatest troll of all time.

I sincerely believe she's making a play to take the crown from Kaufman(Long May He Rustle The Jimmies).


No way. It takes actual talent and willpower to pull that off. My money is on the slow burn into complete dementia brought on by some brain disease or parasite.
 
2012-08-28 01:02:15 PM
Get her off of politics and race and I bet she's a farkin' hoot. Which is not a cocaine reference but probably works equally well as one.
 
2012-08-28 01:02:31 PM

Infernalist: I continue to maintain my belief that Victoria is immersed in the greatest troll of all time.

I sincerely believe she's making a play to take the crown from Kaufman(Long May He Rustle The Jimmies).


If this turns out to be a "work" if I may borrow a term from the industry where Kaufman did his trolling, then it will make Andy Kaufman look like a complete amateur and she can gladly have the crown.
 
2012-08-28 01:03:57 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: I can't wait for a few certain Farkers to explain how this isn't racist and how it's totally not about race at all.


the only defense at this point could be; it is not about race it is about stupidity
 
2012-08-28 01:04:55 PM
I like to imagine that Victoria Jackson is an expert artist in absurdism, playing on a personality that's a mix of the very worse and irrational of society just to show a point that we're not all that progressive despite being in the 21st century.

Of course, that's my brain fighting back the reality that someone can really be like this.
 
2012-08-28 01:05:13 PM
Dear Republican Jesus,
Please let Victoria Jackson be crushed to death by a particularly heavy accordion as soon as possible so that she can... ummm... so that she can RECEIVE HER "HEAVENLY REWARD" for being such an "awesome" person! Yeah! That's the ticket! Her reward!! For being so "awesome."

Thank you. Amen.

P.S. Or you can have her choke on her tongue the next time she starts speaking. Whichever is easier. Amen.
 
2012-08-28 01:05:38 PM
Do I want to read this?

I'm afraid to click on the article.
 
2012-08-28 01:12:01 PM
God, this poor guy... He just wants to encourage people to care about what's going on around them, and instead gets smacked in the face by Victoria Jackson's crazy stick.
 
2012-08-28 01:12:25 PM
That is one of the saddest videos I have ever seen.
 
2012-08-28 01:12:48 PM

bobbette: Do I want to read this?

I'm afraid to click on the article.


It's just someone reporting on how farking crazy Victoria Jackson is. If you've ever read one of her WND rants, you've read them all. This has some video, though, in case you don't remember SNL.
 
2012-08-28 01:13:04 PM
That woman can take anything Glenn Beck says and make it sound even stupider and more insane. I would have bet cash that nobody could do that, ever.
 
2012-08-28 01:13:11 PM
If there was ever a niche for "exhausted-looking middle-aged woman with an inadvisable bow in her hair" roles, Vicki Jackson has that on LOCK.

Every once in awhile, and article makes Fark comments absolutely unnecessary. It's like it's been 'Done in -1'.
 
2012-08-28 01:13:25 PM
This "woman" is aware that there have been white tyrants, Asian tyrants, Hispanic tyrants, and so on, right?

Generally speaking I'm like Teflon when it comes to the derp, but this one is like stormfront-level material and I fear what I'd do if I were in the room when someone says something like that.
 
2012-08-28 01:14:22 PM
I still don't get why Romney is getting an approval rate of 0% from the African American community.
 
2012-08-28 01:15:38 PM
"His father was a communist, whoever he was."

She claims it's unknown who his father was, but she still knows he was a Communist.

She sounds bright.
 
2012-08-28 01:15:38 PM

leviosaurus: That woman can take anything Glenn Beck says and make it sound even stupider and more insane. I would have bet cash that nobody could do that, ever.


Limbaugh.
 
2012-08-28 01:16:54 PM
She's got a point; by all accounts Ellen Cleghorne was a real diva.
 
2012-08-28 01:17:25 PM
"The fact is, he didn't have a father, I mean, who knows? Genetically, biologically, his grandparents raised him when his mother abandoned him."

Jesus, no wonder she looks constipated. You know how hard it is to state something like this as "fact", and not have your head assplode?
For a while there, I thought maybe she was trolling, reinventing her comedy. A few months ago, I read a bio on her and learned the errors of my ways. This chick is nuttier than a farking pecan orchard.
 
2012-08-28 01:19:05 PM
Didn't Reagan pass the bill that prohibits hospitals from turning away sick people?
Isn't that 'communist' by Victoria Jackson's standard?
I'm I setting the bar too high by expecting Vicky to be consistent?
 
2012-08-28 01:20:07 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: vpb: I've always been amazed that the GOP doesn't try to distance themselves from her. I understand that Palin appeals to the rednecks, but who does Jackson appeal to? She makes Palin look intelligent.

I disagree, she's nuttier but she speaks more clearly. I think Palin still comes off as much dumber.



Yup, as absurd as the shiat is that comes out of her mouth she's still more articulate than Palin.
 
2012-08-28 01:22:33 PM

doctor wu: Uchiha_Cycliste: vpb: I've always been amazed that the GOP doesn't try to distance themselves from her. I understand that Palin appeals to the rednecks, but who does Jackson appeal to? She makes Palin look intelligent.

I disagree, she's nuttier but she speaks more clearly. I think Palin still comes off as much dumber.


Yup, as absurd as the shiat is that comes out of her mouth she's still more articulate than Palin.


more articulate? why, because she's more aryan? you're the real racist.
 
2012-08-28 01:24:02 PM
msnbcmedia4.msn.com

basically the right wings version of this
 
2012-08-28 01:24:37 PM

Infernalist: I continue to maintain my belief that Victoria is immersed in the greatest troll of all time.


And the tens of thousands of Teabaggers who say the very same things as Ms. Jackson? Is that all just a giant prank, too?
 
2012-08-28 01:26:30 PM
Someone posted an expose feature article a newspaper did on her (I believe from her hometown). Her aunt was a mentally disabled paranoid schizophrenic. Her mother a crazed baptist christian fundamentalist. Her father an unhinged tyrant (and an alcholoic I seem to recall). Her brother a debilitated chronic depressive. I'm pretty sure she suffers from some form of mental illness, but somehow managed to turn it into a comedy career in the 80s because ... well, it was the 80s. We thought Yakov Smirnoff and Balky Bartokomous were hilarious because they were foreigners with accents.
 
2012-08-28 01:27:37 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: leviosaurus: That woman can take anything Glenn Beck says and make it sound even stupider and more insane. I would have bet cash that nobody could do that, ever.

Limbaugh.


Naw, Limbaugh sounds like a Law Professor compared to Beck. Besides, Beck is taking Limbaugh's act and grinding it into Tea Partier Pablum. I'm not even sure what to call Victoria Jackson's spewings - Tea Partier baby food, maybe?
 
2012-08-28 01:28:31 PM

Spaz-master: [msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 474x326]

basically the right wings version of this


really? REALLY? wow.
 
2012-08-28 01:31:56 PM

The Why Not Guy: Infernalist: I continue to maintain my belief that Victoria is immersed in the greatest troll of all time.

And the tens of thousands of Teabaggers who say the very same things as Ms. Jackson? Is that all just a giant prank, too?


Nope. They're legit. That's what makes the troll so lulzy.

I can only hope and pray that it's a massive troll that leads Ms. Jackson to gain a position of authority and prestige within the current GOP structure, at which time, she can give a live speech where she starts off all derpy and then reveals the truth.
 
2012-08-28 01:32:38 PM

Spaz-master: [msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 474x326]

basically the right wings version of this


Wrong. Try losing a child in a pointless clusterfark of a war, and then we will talk.
 
2012-08-28 01:34:29 PM

Cymbal: Spaz-master: [msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 474x326]

basically the right wings version of this

Wrong. Try losing a child in a pointless clusterfark of a war, and then we will talk.



Apparently you don't think losing one's mind doesn't rates up there with losing your child?
 
2012-08-28 01:36:49 PM

Rich Cream: Apparently you don't think losing one's mind doesn't rates up there with losing your child?


Can have grammerburger, pleez?
 
2012-08-28 01:37:32 PM

InmanRoshi: Someone posted an expose feature article a newspaper did on her (I believe from her hometown). Her aunt was a mentally disabled paranoid schizophrenic. Her mother a crazed baptist christian fundamentalist. Her father an unhinged tyrant (and an alcholoic I seem to recall). Her brother a debilitated chronic depressive. I'm pretty sure she suffers from some form of mental illness, but somehow managed to turn it into a comedy career in the 80s because ... well, it was the 80s. We thought Yakov Smirnoff and Balky Bartokomous were hilarious because they were foreigners with accents.


I remember seeing an interview with her and her parents, and it did not seem like a healthy, or sane, relationship.
 
2012-08-28 01:39:52 PM

Spaz-master: [msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 474x326]

basically the right wings version of this


Oh, Victoria Jackson lost a child to a pointless war?

No?

Then stop making a false equivalency.
 
Displayed 50 of 76 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report