SecretAgentWoman: Pirate attacks cause snowfall?/eh?
CapeFearCadaver: aninconvenienterection: It is. I am a Mainer who now lives in Mass so I have lost the correct snow perspective. What once was a nice, earth-covering blanket of warming white goodness is now a "Shut. Down. Everything" level event.I'm in NC, we're lucky if we get one or two decent snowfalls a year... last year snothing, as CarnySaur termed.If there's a forecast for good snow, I make sure I get Kraken's Black Rum, a bag of apples and Real™ butter... make homemade spiced apple cider, listen to black metal and smoke a cigar in the whiteness. It's perfection.
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