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(Yahoo)   Get ready for more Snowmageddon this winter   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 86
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2012-08-28 11:34:21 AM  
Pirate attacks cause snowfall?

/eh?
 
2012-08-28 12:17:58 PM  
I'll start worrying when I'm holed up in a large metropolitan library with a bunch of B-actors hoping to be rescued by Dennis Quaid.
 
2012-08-28 12:21:39 PM  
Does anyone even read the shiat they greenlight anymore?
 
2012-08-28 12:21:58 PM  
Ramen
 
2012-08-28 12:23:00 PM  
Even with the chart this headline doesn't make any sense.
 
2012-08-28 12:23:24 PM  

Blues_X: Does anyone even read the shiat they greenlight anymore?


No.
 
2012-08-28 12:23:31 PM  
Dumb
 
2012-08-28 12:23:32 PM  
Because the Pirates are going to be in the MLB Playoffs, we can look forward to Snowmageddon?
 
2012-08-28 12:24:15 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Pirate attacks cause snowfall?

/eh?


I thought it was the lack of piracy that caused global warming.
 
2012-08-28 12:24:38 PM  
i985.photobucket.com

Trying again..
 
2012-08-28 12:25:03 PM  
wat
 
2012-08-28 12:25:06 PM  
Yeah, subby got it backwards. Less Pirates = More Global Warming.
 
2012-08-28 12:25:48 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-08-28 12:25:56 PM  
Its the sleet tornados that I can't stand.
 
2012-08-28 12:26:49 PM  
ARRRRRRRRR! You ready to shovel, kids?
 
2012-08-28 12:28:16 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-28 12:28:23 PM  
I hope so, we only got a quick little dusting this past winter. I need at least one good snow each year to make my life more enjoyable. Just makes everything feel Clean, I dunno.
 
2012-08-28 12:28:31 PM  
This is the only thing recently about more snow than average being predicted this winter -- and it's only about Michigan. Your welcome for the link.
 
2012-08-28 12:29:37 PM  
I guess we're all getting blankets for Arbor Day then.

/The purple machine only numbers the street
//Pinch hitters and telephones, maybe
 
2012-08-28 12:29:41 PM  

MAYORBOB: This is the only thing recently about more snow than average being predicted this winter -- and it's only about Michigan. Your welcome for the link.


Screw you and your troll threadjacking.
 
2012-08-28 12:31:06 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:31:57 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I hope so, we only got a quick little dusting this past winter. I need at least one good snow each year to make my life more enjoyable. Just makes everything feel Clean, I dunno.


Nothing quite so clean as the day after a good snow....
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-28 12:33:02 PM  

KiplingKat872: Yeah, subby got it backwards. Less Pirates = More Global Warming.


I think subby is saying that the large number of pirates in TFA indicates there's less global warming, hence a more snowy winter. Which of course doesn't make sense either, but WTF do I know.
 
2012-08-28 12:33:48 PM  

aninconvenienterection: CapeFearCadaver: I hope so, we only got a quick little dusting this past winter. I need at least one good snow each year to make my life more enjoyable. Just makes everything feel Clean, I dunno.

Nothing quite so clean as the day after a good snow....
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]


Yeah, well... at the time it sure is nice...
 
2012-08-28 12:35:37 PM  
its driving me nuts
 
2012-08-28 12:38:41 PM  
penis
 
2012-08-28 12:38:54 PM  
I was hoping for The Snowpocalypse™
 
2012-08-28 12:39:03 PM  
I don't care about the snow. I just some freezing temperatures. Didn't get to pond skate ONCE last year.

*reads article*


Okay. That's all summed up nicely.
 
2012-08-28 12:40:35 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:42:43 PM  

MAYORBOB: Because the Pirates are going to be in the MLB Playoffs-


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, how cute. Someone who actually thinks that the Buccos will make the playoffs. Oh, sure, to the casual observer, it might have looked like they might have finally turned things around after 20 years, but we natives know that it was just enough effort to get another 20 years of people saying, "This is it! This is our year!"


gopher321: I'll start worrying when I'm holed up in a large metropolitan library with a bunch of B-actors hoping to be rescued by Dennis Quaid.


Find the nearest dog and cling to it. Emmerich never kills the dog.
 
2012-08-28 12:44:29 PM  
Later on, you'll perspire,
As I drill you by the fire,
The head that you gave,
Sure is one of my faves,
Farkin' in a winter wonderland!

/aaaarrrrghhhh, me maties!
 
2012-08-28 12:44:57 PM  

KiplingKat872: Yeah, subby got it backwards. Less Pirates = More Global Warming.


Somalia is doing it's part to lower global warming.
 
2012-08-28 12:46:41 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I hope so, we only got a quick little dusting this past winter. I need at least one good snow each year to make my life more enjoyable. Just makes everything feel Clean, I dunno.


Yeah, here in New England, we got Snothing.
 
2012-08-28 12:48:52 PM  
Yarrr.
 
2012-08-28 12:49:41 PM  
 
2012-08-28 12:50:08 PM  
Ski season was a challenge last year so it will be nice to see the return of the big snow.
//then the media sissy whining will commence but I won't care as I will be in Jackson Hole laughing at them.
 
2012-08-28 12:54:18 PM  

CarnySaur: CapeFearCadaver: I hope so, we only got a quick little dusting this past winter. I need at least one good snow each year to make my life more enjoyable. Just makes everything feel Clean, I dunno.

Yeah, here in New England, we got Snothing.


The year before that however hit this New Englander's snow quota for some time. Two feet a week for two months tends to get to you after a while.
 
2012-08-28 12:54:38 PM  
noodly appendages all All I say!
 
2012-08-28 12:55:11 PM  
We had virtually 0 snow last year, sheeet, the leaves here are already turning colors and falling.
 
2012-08-28 12:57:19 PM  
Get ready for more SnowMarmmageddon this winter

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2012-08-28 12:57:26 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I hope so, we only got a quick little dusting this past winter. I need at least one good snow each year to make my life more enjoyable. Just makes everything feel Clean, I dunno.


It looks nice for like an hour, then the snow gets gross and brown and refuses to melt. Then you are left with giant piles of dirty muddy snow that stick around for days or weeks.
 
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2012-08-28 01:00:46 PM  
www.torontorealtyblog.com
 
2012-08-28 01:01:38 PM  
So for anyone who didn't understand the headline, pirates in Togo captured some Russian sailors, which means the Russians will have ToGo to war over oil which causes global warming so now we have to go to war with them which means nuclear war which means nuclear winter which means a cold apocalypse as all life on earth is extinguished in a freezing, snowy Armageddon.

It's almost like people don't understand headlines anymore, jeez.
 
2012-08-28 01:03:29 PM  
But how cold does it get on International Talk Like A Pirate Day???



/personally, it makes me timbers shiver...
 
2012-08-28 01:05:11 PM  

LeroyBourne: We had virtually 0 snow last year, sheeet, the leaves here are already turning colors and falling.


Did an astronaut recently move into your neighborhood?

/Riding their space buggies, blasting the theme to 2001: A Space Odyssey
 
2012-08-28 01:09:23 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: aninconvenienterection: CapeFearCadaver: I hope so, we only got a quick little dusting this past winter. I need at least one good snow each year to make my life more enjoyable. Just makes everything feel Clean, I dunno.

Nothing quite so clean as the day after a good snow....
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]

Yeah, well... at the time it sure is nice...


It is. I am a Mainer who now lives in Mass so I have lost the correct snow perspective. What once was a nice, earth-covering blanket of warming white goodness is now a "Shut. Down. Everything" level event.
 
2012-08-28 01:09:43 PM  

toraque: So for anyone who didn't understand the headline, pirates in Togo captured some Russian sailors, which means the Russians will have ToGo to war over oil which causes global warming so now we have to go to war with them which means nuclear war which means nuclear winter which means a cold apocalypse as all life on earth is extinguished in a freezing, snowy Armageddon.

It's almost like people don't understand headlines anymore, jeez.


So what you're saying is then the gorillas will die.
 
2012-08-28 01:25:15 PM  
We had virtually 0 snow last year, sheeet, the leaves here are already turning colors and falling.

sadly that's due to the drought, your trees are either going dormant early (hope so) or they are dying.
 
2012-08-28 01:26:36 PM  

aninconvenienterection: It is. I am a Mainer who now lives in Mass so I have lost the correct snow perspective. What once was a nice, earth-covering blanket of warming white goodness is now a "Shut. Down. Everything" level event.


I'm in NC, we're lucky if we get one or two decent snowfalls a year... last year snothing, as CarnySaur termed.

If there's a forecast for good snow, I make sure I get Kraken's Black Rum, a bag of apples and Real™ butter... make homemade spiced apple cider, listen to black metal and smoke a cigar in the whiteness. It's perfection.
 
2012-08-28 01:30:36 PM  

MAYORBOB: Because the Pirates are going to be in the MLB Playoffs, we can look forward to Snowmageddon?


I don't know... They've been sucky as of late.
 
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